Say What
I was walking with a friend and spied a human-sized turd (not the size of a human) and prodly suggested "Mind the Crap!", a line I had been eager to say for some time.

Apparantly he hadnt seen the turd and turns to me and asks "What did you say" while continuing to walk.

I saw the whole thing in slow motion; the crap wrapped around his shoe like a fat brown sloth administering a hug and his foot sank deep into it.

time immediately speeds up and all of a sudden he is hopping around, screaming, slapping his foot on the ground.

I cant help but to laugh at him.

It reminds me of that scene in teh matrix with the vase
(hathat, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:36, 2 replies)

"the crap wrapped around his shoe like a fat brown sloth administering a hug"
for that line alone you get a clicky!
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:47, closed)

This^^
You made me LOL in front of my in-laws with the sloth line.
(W3BOPLASTY, Thu 27 May 2010, 0:34, closed)