Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Cheesy Cigarettes*POP*
After lurking for a veeeery long time I've finally decided to pop my posting virginity with this little nugget.
Many moons ago, my good friend Derv was seeing a lady from "Oop North" (thats North England for you septics). After being out on the lash for most of the evening with Derv, his lady friend and a couple of her mates, I ended up snogging one of her mates. This went on for a couple of hours and eventually we left the shit nightclub we were in and headed back to Derv's ladyfriend's place.
After leaving Derv and said missus way behind, I found myself on the doorstep on the way to getting down to some serious groping action (and possibly more)...... or so I thought. She did a complete about turn and decided to let me in on the fact that she was seeing someone (quite seriously as it happens) and wasn't prepared for anything else.
Well, after the horn was well and truly roused, I was quite miffed at this and after she went to bed, I noticed that she'd left her cigarettes on the kitchen table. I decided if she wasn't going to partake of the Swarve sausage voluntarily, she was going to taste it in another form, so I whipped my cock out and wiped it on the filters of all of her remaining cigarettes. I just hope I don't end up with some form of knob cancer from it.
Length? She never knew but she enjoyed about 18 inches of my goodness ;-)
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 13:04, Reply)
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