HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Alien crackerWas watching Alien Resurrection at the cinema, it gets to the scene where Sigourney Weaver drips a bit of blood on the floor which then acid burns through the floor revealing her half alien genes to the audience.
Mate sittimg next to me announces to the whole cinema at maximum volume "You wouldn't fuck her when she's on the rag would you?"
To which my enterprising mate on the other side replied "It's ok you can just shove slaked lime up her cunt first..."
Apologies for length, girth and chemical burns....
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:01, Reply)
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