Mouse stuck in the PC
I got a call from my mother one day saying that the PC in the kitchen was making some strange noises even when it was switched off, so off I went in a heroic IT experty kind of way, got there she said the cats were giving it some queer looks too. Took the case off and there was a mouse running around inside which took off like a greased pig. I absoulutely cacked my self at seeing this, really was'nt expecting that, it must have slipped in through the missing card slot at the back.
The cats nommed it up though.


I've just realised what a crap story that was, still true though.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:05, 6 replies)

My old computer was acting up, strange crackyl sounds from the speakers, so I opened it up
And found a (presumably electrocuted) fried mouse corpse burnt onto my sound card >.<
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:19, closed)

yummy

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:48, closed)

I enjoyed it.
Also, it contained cats. Extra fluffeh points for you.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:26, closed)

Cats
Yay!!
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:42, closed)

Your mum has a PC in her kitchen?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 23:31, closed)

Yes
Yeah, I always have spare parts lying around so when I get enough together a PC springs up somewhere in the house. So far my mothers house has one in the living room, one in the kitchen, one in the spare bedroom, and one on the main bedroom. Our house has one in the bedroom, one in the living room, and two in the computer room. It's fun networking them all. They will soon be springing up in unusual places such as the attic or even the toilet. Hmmm, maybe I could get one in the fridge or how about the garden. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 9:29, closed)