One of my housemates
does the same course as me, does better in exams than me. Yet he manages to come up with the most terrifying questions about everyday life.

One of the most recent and scary ones was when I announced that I was going to put my wages (cash in hand jobs are brilliant) into the bank. He asked

"Do banks actually accept money?"

He had no idea that you could put cash into the bank. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It wouldn't be so bad if only these questions didn't happen so often.
(Root, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:15, Reply)