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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

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This is a QotW answer lies
when i couldn't sleep i'd sit on the stairs and whine
"can i come down?"
my dad would hide round the corner and in a booming voice say
"THIS IS GOD, GO TO BED!"
it took me a few weeks to work out his adult trickery
(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 17:47, closed)

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