valentine
Roses are Red
It's almost lunchtime
There's no new QOTW in sight
And it's really fucking boring now
(frankspencer, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:38, 1 reply)

I Hope
The next QOTW is something like shameful confessions.

'Cos I've done something very, very bad....

I've turned to the dark side.....
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:36, 5 replies)

If you're interested...
...I've got some hot tapes of mixed lawyers and MPs doing some jailhouse rap?
(Che Grimsdale is now officially a Wise Old B3tard, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:24, Reply)

A valentine for the B3ta God.
Roses are red
and you are a geek
I'll give you a kiss
If you change this question of the week

Mmmwwwaaaaa!
( Big-girl's-blouse Buggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbugger, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:56, 8 replies)

Don't tape me bro! Don't Tape me!
Sorry.
(Miggyman, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:52, Reply)

*CHANTS*
What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

What do we want?

A New QOTW!

When do we want it?

NOW!

That ought to do it.
(NakedApe is not damned or dirty, maybe a little dirty, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:41, 6 replies)

Tape mixup
Just last month I was traveling through Inverness airport. Innocently I had an old roll of Gaffer Tape in my hand luggage (always useful so just lives in bottom of my rucksack).

Get to security and my bag doesn't appear the other side of the x-ray. I get called over by a little jobs worth who asks me if this is my bag. What now I ponder? She pulls out the roll of gaffer tape and asks.
"This yours"?
"Shit" thinks I, thinking any minute armed response will appear thinking me some terrorist about to tie up the sky marshal secreted on board. I knew I shouldn't have grown a beard.

Luckily they realized I was no terrorist and confiscated my tape. But nowhere is Gaffer listed as a banned item, I want them to replace the roll (now I am no longer scared of armed response).

Anyway that is my tape mix(up)
(manbear84, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:13, 2 replies)

Come on...
It's almost halfway through Thursday now. Be nice and close the question, what say?

(EDIT: I've only managed to get the first post twice... and it smarts that one of them was for this stinker of a question.)
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:11, 4 replies)

Oh bugger
While repainting the kitchen I was masking off the skirting boards using masking tape as I'm totally crap at painting without making a mess. It's like I've forgotten all the colouring between the lines colouring books of my youth.

Anyway, I ran out of masking tape and the shops were shut so I looking in our stationary type cupboard I found the box with wrapping paper etc and discovered 2 rolls of sellotape.

Rather ingeniously I thought I used the sellotape to mask off the remaining bits of wall and set to with my trusty roller and a tin of that durable emulsion.

Job done and paint dry I was admiring my handywork and removing the masking tape. You can imagine how I swore when I reached the sellotape and on removing it tore the surface paper off the plasterboard leaving big fucked up areas of my new painted walls which now not only need filling and smoothing but also masking and painting.

That's where I learnt don't mess around with mixed tapes.
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:07, Reply)

No
"Everyone's made a mix tape"

not everyone.

Glad to see it's not just me that considers this QOTW to be the low point of a run of really bad QOTW's.
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:01, Reply)

old school
My great grandafther lived in a time before electronic recording equipment, but he was advanced enough to grasp the concept of a mix tape. So he decided to send actual musicians to his future wife, having briefed them them on a selection of classics that they should play.

Great grandma was delighted when the packing crate arrived at her door, but she fainted in horror when fourteen putrid corpses tumbled out over their crushed instruments. They'd been at the post office for two weeks longer than necessary because the label had fallen off.

She was never the same after that and had to plug her ears with cork each time she heard a cello.
(frankspencer, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:57, 1 reply)

Kitchen plumbing
Me and the GF had an argument on what kind of water spout to put on our sink.

I wanted 2 seperate ones yet she wanted

mixer taps

/gets coat
/leaves

EDIT** probably bindun but I aint even bothered to read it this week :S
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Errm....
That Apeloverage wot writes on here..

Err... something involving some confusion

And him.

That's it really.


No length at all really...

But still farrrrrrrr too long.
(tinypod ......what is he good for? Absolutely nuthin'!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 7:28, 2 replies)

well.
i once sent a girl a VHS video cassette tape with all my favourite songs on.
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 2:23, Reply)