Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Never trust the girlfriend......Girlfriend is mowing the lawn and cuts through cable. She comes into the house to tell me this so I go outside to cast my expert eye over the situation.
I shout for her to unplug it at the mains to which she replies 'Okay'. I then decide that the plug can be put back on minus the 4 foot of severed cable. Being highly intelligent and resourceful I use my teeth as a pair of wire strippers and some time later wake up to the smell of burnt flesh whilst laying down in the garden. I always check things are unplugged for myself now.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 16:42, Reply)
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