Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Plastic PigI was saved by my brother from being run over and mangled by a reliant robin when crossing on a pelican crossing. The little green man was indicating it was perfectly safe to cross and the lights for the cars were red, indicating they should stop. Obviously, this is not how the world works for drivers of plastic pigs. To this day I am embarrassed by the fact I was nearly killed in this ignominious way and I thank my brother for the near strangling I received from his timely actions instead. Incidently, having come way too close to drowning several times, receiving multitudinous mains shocks and falling almost 50 foot out of a tree, I can honestly say that nothing of near death interest has happened. Oh well, maybe next time.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2004, 18:27, Reply)
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