The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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GardaSadly not my story, but a friend...
Driving along to the airport just outside Dublin, 60 limit, blue lights come on behind him:
Policeman (you'll have to imagine the accent): Could you tell me what speed you were doing sonny?
Rich: Err, about 60?
Policeman: Just checking. Drive safely now.
Made me laugh anyway.
Oh, and getting stopped on the M6. I know it wasn't going to go my way when the WPC's opening line was "it took us ages to catch up with you".
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