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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Possibly Bindun.
Two Mexicans are struggling along in the desert, they've been out there for days now and are on their last legs, just dying for water and food.
One of them looks up and sees a tree covered in bacon. "Look Juan, look! Is bacon tree!"
"No, no is just mirage"
"No is bacon tree!" the first cries.
Both with their spirits bolstered start to run towards this bacon tree and are gunned down by machine gun fire.
As they lie dying on the ground Juan turns to the other and says
"Is not bacon tree... is Hambush..."
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)

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