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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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A guy I used to work for...
...once old me that he was at a comedy show and got up to go to the toilet. The comedian instantly pounced and shouted "where the fuck are you going?" to which my mate replied "for a piss before the comedian comes on". He told me the guy didn't know what to say to that. I don't know if it's true or not, but I thought I'd share.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

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