Your Revenge Stories
We want to hear your tales of revenge. From sewing prawns in your lovers curtains to advertising your bosses job in the newspaper. What have you done? Confess! Confess now!
( , Fri 14 May 2004, 1:02)
We want to hear your tales of revenge. From sewing prawns in your lovers curtains to advertising your bosses job in the newspaper. What have you done? Confess! Confess now!
( , Fri 14 May 2004, 1:02)
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Big Things In Small Packages
While at Uni I used to work in today's equivalent of a cotton mill circa The Industrial Revolution....A Call Centre, accept there were no instances of small over worked children getting trapped in heavy machinery.
After 3 weeks I was promptly fired for being offensive to customers. On my last late shift, which I usually worked alone I popped out to Tesco's to buy 2 of the largest bags of prawns you have ever seen, I needed a trawler net to carry them. As I was on my own I proceeded to to slip one prawn into each of the 400 pc's floppy/cd drives located on each floor of the faceless, open plan office.
It took them a week and a half to figure out where the smell was coming from after they had stripped and checked the air con. They lost thousands....Fuckers.
( , Fri 14 May 2004, 15:25, Reply)
While at Uni I used to work in today's equivalent of a cotton mill circa The Industrial Revolution....A Call Centre, accept there were no instances of small over worked children getting trapped in heavy machinery.
After 3 weeks I was promptly fired for being offensive to customers. On my last late shift, which I usually worked alone I popped out to Tesco's to buy 2 of the largest bags of prawns you have ever seen, I needed a trawler net to carry them. As I was on my own I proceeded to to slip one prawn into each of the 400 pc's floppy/cd drives located on each floor of the faceless, open plan office.
It took them a week and a half to figure out where the smell was coming from after they had stripped and checked the air con. They lost thousands....Fuckers.
( , Fri 14 May 2004, 15:25, Reply)
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