Bikers in Spain
Me and a mate were tearing up the tarmac in Spain and we came upon a couple of police bikers, they did a dangerous dodgy over take on the big fat BMW bikes which can catch most bikes, they overtook where there was a universal no overtaking sign.

We hung back and waited for a clear sport and hit the gas over taking a big truck of some kind, but just as it went into a no overtaking zone.

We rode around a big round about curious as to if they would stop us as they seemed to be tailing us for a couple of laps, then the blue flashing lights went on.

So we were taken to one side ticketed and lectured and fined €69 each.

At which one of the police officers says in his spanish accented English

"Only good riders like me and partner can ride like this," ,
" you and you very bad!,"
"do not do this again,"

At which we waited for them to leave, the cop at the front jumped on his bike, and kicked up his side stand, the cop at the back did the same but some how he dropped the bike...

The cop at the front saw this in the mirror or heard the crunch turned his head round backwards to watch with horror his partner making a tit of himself.

But he broke the golden rule of driving , eyes forward, and kept accelerating while focused on behind,

He put HIS bike into the side of a passing car and fell off unhurt.

We ran over and tried to help him, but he absolutely refused out help and refused to take off his helmet, we then ran over to the cop at the back and helped him lift his bike up...

We could feel the red glow through the dark tinted visors.
(kennichi, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:23, 2 replies)

Spanish bike cops!
A couple of friends got pulled over in Spain, the cops said;
"You do wheelies/stoppies!"
"No" my friends bleat, "we haven't"
"No, you do wheelies/stoppies! Now!"

They had to pull wheelies, do burnouts etc. The police gave them the thumbs up and buggered off!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 17:09, closed)

I live in spain...
.. tho im not a biker. But Spanish police dont seem to worry about the rules of the road when cruising around in their 4x4s. The Guardia Civil are worse. They park cars up with speed cameras in really f*cking dangerous places - usually on cross hatches near junctions.

I was pulled for doing a 3 point turn. They're kinda illegal here. And the copper made me re-do my 3 point turn and head back the other way, even tho I'd already done it? Two wrongs really do make a right!
(Miggyman, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 21:26, closed)