Eye eye
In Biology during Year 10, we were doing an eye dissection. One of my friends thought it fit to lob a lump of it about the room, and he promptly discovered that if you threw it at a window it slithered down slowly. He decided to throw it at the ceiling next. I believe most of it's still stuck up there now - 3 years later.

Also this:
In Year 7, I managed to knock out a friend's filling with my sports bag. I promptly received a lengthy torrent of rage from the deputy head. This torrent included the comment that I would never go to Oxford. A few weeks ago I received a letter from Oxford. Saying that I had an offer. Yay!
(noodle_6491, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:53, 8 replies)

Yay!
You'll have a great time.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 7:22, closed)

photocopy
Send the deputy head a photocopy,
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:39, closed)

Same here
Was never specifically told I'd never get into oxford, but was told that my school reference would be terrible (to be fair I did CDC their lawn). Shame they only asked my college for a reference.

What ya doing? I got in for Physics at Magdalen
(madsporkmurderer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 12:16, closed)

Woo!
Physics at Wadham, but it means that I need three As. Physics and Maths should be easy enough, but Chemistry could be interesting (and there's no hope of me getting one in Computing, our teacher's pretty dire).
(noodle_6491, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:47, closed)

woo indeed
I've got an unconditional offer :p (already have 4 As)

You have to get the grades, I wouldn't want to be the only person sniggering at innuendos and topics like retardation
(madsporkmurderer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:02, closed)

I'll try and get the grades, but from the other people there were during interviews I'm sure we won't be the only ones.

I might also know another Physicist going to Magdalen, but it might not be Magdalen. I'm not sure.
(noodle_6491, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 18:18, closed)

wow
If you do I expect they'll remember me from interviews- I'm the guy who looks like Jesus and may have taken them up on the offer of 'help yourself to wine' a bit too much.
(madsporkmurderer, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 19:33, closed)

I'll have to check if it was Magdalen it was he went to first, but I'll try and remember to ask him tomorrow.
EDIT: Or not, school's cancelled.
(noodle_6491, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 20:29, closed)