ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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A..while back, when I was doing up my house with my ex g/f, I used to go out on Friday nights, with mates, to let off steam, as it were. Anyway, every now and then (well, ok, every Friday) I'd get absolutely trashed and to avoid the embarrassing phone call from her in the morning I’d simply leave club, go directly to house-in-progress and sleep there, so when she did call me I'd already be at the new place, working! (still in bed, having slept for about 15 mins)
Anywayyyy...this she never caught onto. The shame bit though was one particular Saturday morning, being dragged around the local B&Q with my head in a sling, feeling like I was about to die, I bumped into an OAP in one of those motorised shopping trolley things. On seeing him in my delicate state I said
"God I could do with one of those today"
to which he answered...
"I'd rather be able to walk"
ouch..
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Jinkeys! bumflakes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:41,
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