ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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when i was in collegei began shoplifting. first, beaded dresses for some drag queen friends. later, i traded tommy hilfiger and polo shirts with my dorm roommate's boyfriend for weed. i stole a day planner and some baby clothes to get my hair cornrowed by a co-worker. needless to say, i also accumulated personal effects like tampons and cute home decor. i stopped when i graduated because i knew it would be hard to get a job teaching school if i had a criminal record.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:08, Reply)
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