RE: Pramface
Their official name is charvers or just generally charvs. They are in their thousands round here.
And it's really annoying.
(HanaBizzle, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:48, Reply)

Don't know if it counts as slang as such...
But one of my favourite put downs (which I sadly can't take credit for) is to reply to any kind of insult with "Yeah? Well your mum still owes my dog fuck money."

Try it sometime- though not to your brother- kind of takes the shine off it if you know what I mean?
(Me and your sisters- at it. DVDs/Videos 10 quid., Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:46, Reply)

I've just coined one in the office
my colleages were looking at something and one said, 'that reminds me of liquorice torpedos'

Having never heard this term before, a thought popped into my mind. "is that a euphemism for a black man's dangly bits?" No, I was informed, it's a type of candy confection thus

Of course, from this day forth, in my office at least, it will indeed be a euphemism for BMW.
( notshiny, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:43, Reply)

Fuckwipes.
I think this is a great word.
Credited to Becca.
(HanaBizzle, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:38, Reply)

insults of sorts
Don't know where it came from or even what it means, but i find 'fuck-knuckle' quite a useful term. I also quite like 'Lord of the gays'.

Both of these are great to use as insults or just as general exclamations of frustration etc.
(moo_girl, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:29, Reply)

my fav words for one who likes to play with the rusty sheriffs badge
a crafty butcher (takes his meat in through the back door)
Brown clown
He likes to party at Barrymoors
Hes a demon of the chocolate speedway
(dean123, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:24, Reply)

I can't believe...
...that my girlfriend had never heard the term "Spaz Chariot" for one of those old blue 3-wheeler invalid carriages that they no longer make, but were common in the 70's.
She nearly wet herself.

Likewise, she'd never heard the term 'Special Shoes' to denote the calipers/ legirons type thing that kids with polio (ask your parents, sonny) used to have to wear, and thus used as an insult for anyone who couldn't run/ catch/throw properly in games lessons. as in: "What's up with you, boy? Do you require special shoes?" I loved our games teacher, such a wag....

On the plus side, i.e. not derogatory or unpleasant, I did hear one of the commentators on the snooker last night say that one of the players was "doing a Crocodile Dundee", i.e. gone walkabout, when he was wandering round the table looking for an angle on one of the colours.
Priceless.
(doctor sideburns, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 10:17, Reply)