SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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3 for your delight...Let's see...
1. After being knocked off a table in secondary school by a dastardly wrestling move i had a mild concussion. This lead to a night of me dreaming I was a soldier who had his legs blow off by a grenade and dragging myself on my arms recieving a lovely carpet burn for my troubles. (Age 12)
2. Sleep walking to the top of the stairs. Having a full blown conversation with the old man about random bollocks. Ending the conversation with a loud FUCK OFF and going back to bed. (Age 9)
3. Not me but a lovely tale from my friend about his girlfriend and her drunken sleep walking misadventures. After a heavy session in the local which is miles away the friend and girlfriend arrive home. Said girlfriend is naked and trundles into the friends parents room. Standing there for full on 10 minutes a startled mother awakens. walks girlfriend back to friend and presents naked girlfriend to friend with "I think this belongs to you"
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Mr. Street, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:15,
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