Night-time Weirdness...
My fella likes to shout abuse at his workmates in his sleep.
Very loudly.
Right down my ear.
It's hard enough for me to get to sleep at the moment, being heavily pregnant, but I can guarantee as soon as I drop off..."What the FUCK did you just call me?"
He also likes to blow kisses and says "I love you" a lot.
I also think this may be directed at his workmates.


An ex of mine used to sit up and scream in his sleep, usually followed with him punching me in the back of the head.
That relationship didn't last long.

My sister used to go into my Mum's room all the time and engage her in conversation:

Sis: Mum! Quick! Get up - you're lying on my chocolate biscuit!!
Mum: (who's just been woken up) Sorry! (before starting to look for imaginary biscuit)

Sis: Have you seen Dad's curlers?
Mum: What?
Sis: Dad keeps curlers in his wardrobe.
Mum: ...what colour are they?


Cousin in Australia used to leave the house in her sleep. Usually only to the bottom of the garden.
Until one morning her parents went downstairs to find the front door open - on checking her room they found she wasn't there.
They searched the streets around the area for a bit before calling the Police.
She arrived home not long after, in a Police car.
They'd found her on top of a Post Box, completely naked, a couple of miles from her house!
(Holly Looloo Does Not Love You, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 21:22, Reply)