I cant really say colleagues, but i can say how thick as absolute shit some people are in my school
All of these are sadly 100% True :(

For starters. There is a girl in my school who genuinely asked
"Whats a fish?"

Someone said to me "I'm part french, swedish and bristolish"
me: "Bristolish?"
them: "Yeah my nan was born in bristol"

Someone also told me that they thought that Belguim was the capital of Germany

Oh and this

Me: *Photoshopping a picture of Barak obama*
Thickcunt: He's Osama Bin Laden you know
Me: What?
TC: Yeah there was this thing on the internet where the put the faces together and they were exactly a alike
Me: You should really know not to belive everything on the internet.
TC: But if it isnt true why would it be on the internet?
Me: If the internet told you that Shakespeare invented soup, would you belive it?!
TC: Did he?! Wow thats amazing!
*HEAD DESK*

"Since when was Scotland a country?" someone once said to me after learning about the British isles

A Girl in my year thought it would be a FANTASTIC idea to hole punch her hair, because she thought having a hole in it would look awesome.. You can guess how that ended up

Someone trying to impress me with long words said "I'm going to take your idea into condensation"

Me and a friend convinced someone that we went on holiday to mars

And this just has to top them all..
In chemistry we were learning about how water had impurities in them, and how it can conduct electricity, but distilled water cant cause of the compounds and blahblahblahblah.. Anyway. Teacher says that this is the reason why people die when they drop electrical appliances in the bath. This one girl puts her hand up and shouts out

"What.. So, what if you was cooking some toast yeah. and a tidal wave hits ya. BANG! DEAD"

*Stunned silence*

I cant fucking wait for college
( DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:55, closed)

oh god, you really are twelve, aren't you?

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:11, closed)

Hey!

We were all 12 once. But I think he's 15.

And sorry I missed your posts last night - we could have had a good old-fashioned argument. But bed called - it was late here in Oz.

On reflection, you did have a point. It was a bit shit. Wasn't a shit story - I just told it badly. Shouldn't post when I'm pissed and tired.

And, seeing that you like them so much, have a

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:49, closed)

Gets A Click
just for the line about the girl who hole-punched her hair. If you had a photo of that I'd vote you king.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:45, closed)

clicky

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:45, closed)

Holepunch hair is excellent.
Delete everything apart from holepunch hair.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)

Clicky for holepunch hair & the tidal wave toaster
As above
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 7:24, closed)