ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Senior School TalesWhilst in year 10 at school, i was busting for a piss, so i ran into the nearest bog which was used mainly by year 7's. This resulted in it always being a complete fucking mess, with piss on the floor etc. As i get stage fright, i tend to stick to the cubicles for my business, and did indeed use one this time. The first cubicle i walk into, i was greeted by the worst smell i had ever encountered in my young life, which made me gag. What was it you ask? Well someone had shat themselves quite forcefully inside there own trollies, and abandoned them inside the toilet, without even a courtesy flush. It really did put me off going in that toliet ever again. I then left and told everyone i met to take a look inside there for a surprise, in which one person actually visited the site and vomited in the toilet with the shitty pants. I do not envy the cleaner, i tell you!
No apologies for girth.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 9:57, Reply)
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