My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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BusesMy mate Jo did some beauties back in our teenage drinking days, after purging on cider, lager & Thunderbird wine. Most memorable ones were on long bus journeys home. Upstairs on the bus, there was a lot of water collected on the floor (no idea how) - how we laughed at the sight of Jo's regurgitated cheese on toast floating back & forth across the bus at every bend. But her most wondrous vomit of all had to be the almost perfectly formed solid pyramid of peas she brought up onto the bus seat one night. Quite astounding.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 0:09, Reply)
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