My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not my storybut a concise bit of humor nonetheless. My friend, having drunk too many beers for her own good was happily puking in the bathroom the foamiest of foamies. She look at it and, rather angrily, said "I don't remember drinking foam!"
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 22:26, Reply)
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