First experience of voyeurism
Whilst meeting the ex-girlfriends friends for the first time down in Brighton, we were all out as a group having a drink on the beach front at about 11am in the morning. Now as a slightly annoying work habit I had at the time (I used to be a surveyor and would study any building in great detail, imagining how I would take an elevation) I happened to notice that on one of the top floor balconies of a rather large hotel overlooking the beach front there was a couple stark naked going for it ferociously with her bent over looking down at us.
“Get in” says I, with a nod towards the balcony. Everyone around the table looks up, but the most anyone else says is “ooh look at that” and they promptly go back to their conversation.
This to be honest left me a little bewildered as to how the others could shrug of a sight such as that so easily, I looked around at the other tables full of people drinking and noticed that pretty much everyone else there had noticed the couple as well as me and were grinning manically, great thinks I, I’m not the only pervert around here!
So I, along with the rest of the onlookers (everyone else in the vicinity except my table!) carry on watching, until of course the couple come to a rather impressive finish which is promptly greeted with a loud cheer from many of the onlookers, including myself, which promptly earned me a table full of scowls and a slap across the arm followed with a request from the ex for me to go and get another round of drinks with a suggestion of “perhaps you could think about growing up whilst your at the bar?!”
I really miss my ex and her friends...
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 11:38, Reply)