Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Spooner - mum hits cocks with wooden spoon
A schoolfriend of mine informs me that his mum works with "special needs" young adults including bathing them. If a young lad get a boner whilst bathing , the mum hits said lads cock with wooden spoon to discourage him. I asked my friend if his mum does the same with him and he replies yes,of course, doesn't your mum? This reply catapults my friend into urban myth - "Spooner".
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 22:36, Reply)
A schoolfriend of mine informs me that his mum works with "special needs" young adults including bathing them. If a young lad get a boner whilst bathing , the mum hits said lads cock with wooden spoon to discourage him. I asked my friend if his mum does the same with him and he replies yes,of course, doesn't your mum? This reply catapults my friend into urban myth - "Spooner".
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 22:36, Reply)
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