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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Highschool
A guy at highschool had the surname of Woodcock hence the nickname 'Timber Dick'. Anyone who didn't know his surname would think he had that nickname for other reasons.

Also we had a Thai student staying for a couple of years. I don't even know his real name but it was too hard to pronounce anyway so he was known as 'Fes' (pronounced Fez) which stood for foreign exchange student.

For the whole time in highschool a girl in my class was know as 'Lips', 'Flaps' or 'Camel' as one mufti day she wore a rather tight pair of pants which caused a serious case of camel toe!
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 0:52, Reply)

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