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cat amongst the pigeons
Jam Master Geordie: Ignored by 34 users.
baldmonkey: Ignored by 28 users.
Bud Muhnquai: Ignored by 9 users.

*whistles and walks off*
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
FUCK YEAH!
Now, how many for Bou?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
id number?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
53020

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
It's taking a while to calculate...

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Or was that the number of people ignoring her?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
"Select count(id) from users"

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
there'll be a little more to it...

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

calculate replace the ¨0¨ key after wear and tear.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
pfft
*I like this*
I also wish to know my "high score"
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
I would presume from this lack of response that I am ignored by
God
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Ooo, am I ignored?

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
Ignored by 2 users.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
What about me?

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
aawww who would ignore webwench ..: (

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
You're just making up numbers now.
I can't see ANYONE ignoring Webby.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Because you've got them all on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Hurrah!
I am a bitch! *claws*
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I think one of those might have been my other account
when I was trying to ignore everybody.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Oh. So I'm less of a bitch.
I wonder who I have managed to get ignored by though. I'm rather proud.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
dude
harsh
(Dangermouse., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Am I not in the highscores?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
you're white noise
stinkyface
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
What?
*reads post again*
Is that supposed to actually make any sense?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
yes. mongface.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
But it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
yes it does.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I think it does
especially in context of the QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
No, I've read it carefully, and it doesn't.
What does it mean, if anything?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
it means you're a freaking retard

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
I thought he meant your grammar but I think he simply doesn't know what white noise is...

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
Why didn't you just say that instead?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
because that's not actually what it means

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
UPSET AT WHAT A GIRL WROTE. ONLINE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
It means that if you were a dinosaur
you would be the Insignificasaurus.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
If I were a dinosaur, I wouldn't exist.

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 Oh no, not enough space in this field for what I w, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
Your grasp of logic is worse than I thought.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
Shut it
you read like white noise
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
you... are... WHITE NOISE!
its not difficult..
:-/
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I got it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
your posts are akin to white noise
your face does not smell pleasant

simple, innit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
STOP BULLING JMG
You're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
hahhaha how sweet
I love JMG though
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
*Robot Dances for your pleasure*
Oh yes..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I wanna know who's ignoring me now
it's just too interesting
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody DANCE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
30 are Mykey.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
I bet 30 of those ignoring you are DaveW27.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
SO , Bou has 9 accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
how many people ignore me?
14914
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
There is nobody THAT broken and wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
not even the Nike ad?

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
He wont respond
he has you on ignore.

LOL!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
LOL PROBABLY!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
Ignored by 8 users.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
GREAT SUCCESS!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
THUNDEROUS TENS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
oh, go on
can you do me?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Ignored by 6 users.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
You're just making that up.
I'm lovely.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
Oooo, me please...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
Me too, me too....

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
oooh do me!


in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
*goes pale*
*trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
Gramma no!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
haha how ace is that!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I am at a loss for words.
I assume it's just people who were so overcome with lust that they ignored you for their own health.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
they're missing out Shoes
MISSING OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
it's probably the twat in the hat crew.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
DO ME DO ME!
/scrubs
38422
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Can you please change your name to
Pig On A Unicycle?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
I say, that's a rather unpleasant way to behave.
*reports to mods*
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
Red Rocket: Loved by millions

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Idle, with feet of clay

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
Can you tell me mine too please !

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
I'm vaguely curious too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
+bi

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
And yes, that was a request for you to tell me how ignored I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Ignored by 50 users
2007-09-27 13:47:56 Please don't post links to shock sites/extreme porn without warning. 1 hour ()
2007-07-23 20:43:39 posting stuff off the front page to make a point or something is stupid and annoying. 1 hour ()
2007-06-23 16:56:27 Please stop being an arse and posting shite on the board. 1 hour ()
2007-01-08 13:35:45 Please put a bit more effort into your pictures. It annoys people to have their work off by a nonsensical 10 second doodle in MS Paint. 1 minute ()
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
*snort*
90NZ0 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
pffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
hahaha, HUZZAH !
thank you =D
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
what about me?

(59930, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
haha
edit: oh go on, do me. I'm intrigued!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
They're fashioning those numbers of shrunken heads to hang from their belts as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
Oh dear lord.
Please canst thou tell me how many heathens are ignoring me? Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
STOP IGNORING ME OH GOD THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
I still love you.
And, really, that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I'm not really sure what we were meant to do with this information.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Possibly dwell on it for a few seconds
then realise that it is indicative of nothing of any importance either on or off the internet and get back to calling Boudicca a mad witch or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
It comes to something when the mods start trolling on here.
Or perhaps it's meant to be some sort of impressive nerd-muscle flexing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
I assume either Bou whinged to the mods because people were picking on her
or some of the omg internet bullies complained to the mods about Bou.

It's all Bou's fault anyway. Like everything. She really has ruined the whole internet with her mafia cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
It rather undermines the point of the ignore button though.
It's supposed to make life easier; less putting up with stuff you don't like. So he tries to start a fight with it. It's twattishness and hypocritical twattishness at that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
Agreed.
God is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
After your monumental flounce yesterday
you should shut the fuck up.

In your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Nice smiting by the way.
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
This place has got me genuinely baffled today.
And I'm not nearly as thick as most of you fucks so you must be droolingly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
It's very simple. Let me explain.
*pulls blackboard down*
*reveals crudely drawn cock*
*gives everyone detention*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
hmm, intriguing
if you're gonna do that, can't you just make a list of all the ignored for us to obsess over?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Too many.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
i am not a prolific enough poster to be ignored by anyway
to be honest, i expected your number to be higher. surely you've pissed off more than 9 people
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I thought the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai YOU SHUT UP, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
Yeah, but you tend to pick on people who aren't big flouncy twats.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
hello god. it's been a long time
bin a ling time
bin a long lonely lonely lonely lonely tiiiiime.
(Dangermouse., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
What's mine?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera Updated, yet still unaware, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
any reason?

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
Haha.
Are those the high scores?

I can't imagine that anybody would want to ignore me, ever.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
hahaha
wankers the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Ooh, how many people are ignoring me?
Realising you're probably bored of this now
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
And me!

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I'd quite like to see a scoreboard
similar to the posts per week thing.

The only problem would be people trolling to try and get more ignores. But some people seem to be doing that on occasion already.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
IN MY FUCKING PANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
I haven't ignored anyone yet.
Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
no.
if you ignore you miss the replies and it breaks up the flow, ALSO, can't ignore from behind the mirror, so don't bother
(Dangermouse., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
not at all
possibly a little naive though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
i KNEW IT!

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Could you do me too please, Mr God?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
I'm ignored by 0
no-one could fail to want my pearls of wisdom dripped into their ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
same here
i'm liked by all, even when i post kiddy porn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
...

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
*drips*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
does anyone ignore me?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)