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cat amongst the pigeons
Jam Master Geordie: Ignored by 34 users.
baldmonkey: Ignored by 28 users.
Bud Muhnquai: Ignored by 9 users.

*whistles and walks off*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
FUCK YEAH!
Now, how many for Bou?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
id number?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
53020

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
It's taking a while to calculate...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Or was that the number of people ignoring her?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
"Select count(id) from users"

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
there'll be a little more to it...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

calculate replace the 0 key after wear and tear.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
pfft
*I like this*
I also wish to know my "high score"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
I would presume from this lack of response that I am ignored by
God
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Ooo, am I ignored?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
Ignored by 2 users.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
What about me?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
aawww who would ignore webwench ..: (

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
You're just making up numbers now.
I can't see ANYONE ignoring Webby.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Because you've got them all on ignore.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Harsh.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Hurrah!
I am a bitch! *claws*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I think one of those might have been my other account
when I was trying to ignore everybody.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Oh. So I'm less of a bitch.
I wonder who I have managed to get ignored by though. I'm rather proud.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
dude
harsh
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Am I not in the highscores?
:(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
you're white noise
stinkyface
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
What?
*reads post again*
Is that supposed to actually make any sense?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
yes. mongface.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
But it doesn't.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
yes it does.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I think it does
especially in context of the QOTW
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
No, I've read it carefully, and it doesn't.
What does it mean, if anything?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
it means you're a freaking retard

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
What?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
I thought he meant your grammar but I think he simply doesn't know what white noise is...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
Why didn't you just say that instead?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
because that's not actually what it means

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
UPSET AT WHAT A GIRL WROTE. ONLINE!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
It means that if you were a dinosaur
you would be the Insignificasaurus.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
If I were a dinosaur, I wouldn't exist.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
Your grasp of logic is worse than I thought.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
Shut it
you read like white noise
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
you... are... WHITE NOISE!
its not difficult..
:-/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I got it.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
your posts are akin to white noise
your face does not smell pleasant

simple, innit
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
STOP BULLING JMG
You're just jealous.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
hahhaha how sweet
I love JMG though
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
*Robot Dances for your pleasure*
Oh yes..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I wanna know who's ignoring me now
it's just too interesting
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody DANCE NOW!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
30 are Mykey.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
I bet 30 of those ignoring you are DaveW27.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
hahaha

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
SO , Bou has 9 accounts?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
how many people ignore me?
14914
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
There is nobody THAT broken and wrong.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
not even the Nike ad?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
He wont respond
he has you on ignore.

LOL!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
LOL PROBABLY!
LOL
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
Ignored by 8 users.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
GREAT SUCCESS!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
THUNDEROUS TENS!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
oh, go on
can you do me?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Ignored by 6 users.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
You're just making that up.
I'm lovely.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
Oooo, me please...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
Me too, me too....

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
oooh do me!


in my pants
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
*goes pale*
*trembles*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
Gramma no!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
haha how ace is that!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I am at a loss for words.
I assume it's just people who were so overcome with lust that they ignored you for their own health.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
they're missing out Shoes
MISSING OUT
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
it's probably the twat in the hat crew.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
DO ME DO ME!
/scrubs
38422
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Can you please change your name to
Pig On A Unicycle?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
I say, that's a rather unpleasant way to behave.
*reports to mods*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
Red Rocket: Loved by millions

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
fuck yeah!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Idle, with feet of clay

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
Can you tell me mine too please !

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
I'm vaguely curious too.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
+bi

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
And yes, that was a request for you to tell me how ignored I am.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Ignored by 50 users
2007-09-27 13:47:56 Please don't post links to shock sites/extreme porn without warning. 1 hour ()
2007-07-23 20:43:39 posting stuff off the front page to make a point or something is stupid and annoying. 1 hour ()
2007-06-23 16:56:27 Please stop being an arse and posting shite on the board. 1 hour ()
2007-01-08 13:35:45 Please put a bit more effort into your pictures. It annoys people to have their work off by a nonsensical 10 second doodle in MS Paint. 1 minute ()
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
*snort*
90NZ0 FTW!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
pffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
hahaha, HUZZAH !
thank you =D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
what about me?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
haha
edit: oh go on, do me. I'm intrigued!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
They're fashioning those numbers of shrunken heads to hang from their belts as we speak.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
Oh dear lord.
Please canst thou tell me how many heathens are ignoring me? Amen.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
STOP IGNORING ME OH GOD THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
I still love you.
And, really, that's all that matters.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
I'm not really sure what we were meant to do with this information.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Possibly dwell on it for a few seconds
then realise that it is indicative of nothing of any importance either on or off the internet and get back to calling Boudicca a mad witch or summat?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
It comes to something when the mods start trolling on here.
Or perhaps it's meant to be some sort of impressive nerd-muscle flexing.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
I assume either Bou whinged to the mods because people were picking on her
or some of the omg internet bullies complained to the mods about Bou.

It's all Bou's fault anyway. Like everything. She really has ruined the whole internet with her mafia cunning.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
It rather undermines the point of the ignore button though.
It's supposed to make life easier; less putting up with stuff you don't like. So he tries to start a fight with it. It's twattishness and hypocritical twattishness at that.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
Agreed.
God is a twat.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
After your monumental flounce yesterday
you should shut the fuck up.

In your pants.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Nice smiting by the way.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
This place has got me genuinely baffled today.
And I'm not nearly as thick as most of you fucks so you must be droolingly confused.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
It's very simple. Let me explain.
*pulls blackboard down*
*reveals crudely drawn cock*
*gives everyone detention*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
hmm, intriguing
if you're gonna do that, can't you just make a list of all the ignored for us to obsess over?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
Too many.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
i am not a prolific enough poster to be ignored by anyway
to be honest, i expected your number to be higher. surely you've pissed off more than 9 people
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I thought the same.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
Yeah, but you tend to pick on people who aren't big flouncy twats.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
hello god. it's been a long time
bin a ling time
bin a long lonely lonely lonely lonely tiiiiime.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
What's mine?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
any reason?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
Haha.
Are those the high scores?

I can't imagine that anybody would want to ignore me, ever.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
hahaha
wankers the lot of them
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Ooh, how many people are ignoring me?
Realising you're probably bored of this now
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
And me!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
I'd quite like to see a scoreboard
similar to the posts per week thing.

The only problem would be people trolling to try and get more ignores. But some people seem to be doing that on occasion already.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
IN MY FUCKING PANTS

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
I haven't ignored anyone yet.
Is that wrong?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
no.
if you ignore you miss the replies and it breaks up the flow, ALSO, can't ignore from behind the mirror, so don't bother
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
not at all
possibly a little naive though
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
i KNEW IT!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
Could you do me too please, Mr God?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
I'm ignored by 0
no-one could fail to want my pearls of wisdom dripped into their ears.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
same here
i'm liked by all, even when i post kiddy porn
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
*drips*

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
does anyone ignore me?
:-)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)