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This is a normal post 'ning peeps
How are we all this Friday night/Saturday morning then? I have some Italo Disco in my headphones, but not for long as it's a mix i just downloaded thinking it would be nice and retro and remind me of those days back in the 80's when I used to play all these songs on the road months before they hit the shops here (I knew a few people that worked for ZYX records at the time)

so.. what are YOU listening to right NOW?



its crap, my 6 year old nephew could mix better than this.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm listening to nothing but the sound of a still night evening
oh apart from the furious flapping of labia.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the question is....
who's labia?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post whose
Unless you were asking, "who is labia?" to which I may reply, "Youn are"
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post my children shall me named
labia and fallopia
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I recently took a call from a woman who had named her twin girls
Mondeo and Sierra.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post was she unable to a ford the medical expenses
LOL
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *spangs*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ashully
I care not for grammar at this time of night. It's as much as I can do to string a coherent sentence together let alone worry about grammar.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post BzzZZZZZzzZZZZZZZZZZLoLolololoLoL
etc.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.syndicateradio.tv
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post it looked to me like that guy was wanking himself off.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a lovely hug off a gay man.
I might flip team.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm listening to the puppy yapping

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post kick it
kick it hard.

*is fucked off with barking dogs*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post best kill them alll

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post stamp on its skull you queer.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes think I'd like to kick a spastic off a cliff

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I also think this
however, there is a real danger of me kicking that little bit too hard and following said spastic over said cliff.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't she love-lyyyyyyyyyyyy
isn't she beeyoooo-teee-ful?

no, she's fucking well not
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch
on the way down.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post When god was handing out LOOKS she thought he said BOOKS
and asked for a scary one.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear god, I just found the 2006 Cherie calendar again
I should really find a nice blunt spoon and dig out the part of my brain that remembers this

www.waspbox.com/gallery/Mrs_Blair_2006.pdf
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking that
I want to be able to sleep tonight.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you must see it just once before you die
it's so joyously horrific
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall save it to my hard drive
and look at it later.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a spatsic
*sobs*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Floyd.
Comfortably numb.

I wish I could go to bed, but most of my worldly possessions are on my bed at the minute.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post then take them off the bed you wassok.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching Desperate Housewives and feeling lonely and wanting to go home.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post cheer up! at least you have your internet buddies!
in the short term anyway
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The internet was supposed to be shut off today but it's still going. Most odd.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've worked for ISPs, they're always more concerned about activating new customers rather than cutting people off
don't be surprised if it stays on all weekend but DON'T reboot your router or it'll probably never reconnect
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
my mates bt connection stayed on for 3 weeks after they told him it would be cut off.

they still charged him for the 3 weeks though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I see. I've been rinsing it today because I thought it was my last chance.
Am up to date with all my series and am tyring to think of films I want now.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you are never alone on b3ta
we can be right cunts at times, but we are always here.


*pander award of the night award methinks*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to drown out GTA4
with a little Kamelot.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt
I disconnected my external and the mains and am now running from battery in my bed. Comfiest internet experience ever. =3

The last song I listened to was Synthesizer by Electric Six
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've moved on to my
VNV Nation Collection, hardly night time sleep inducing stuff, but meh...

and look forward to my new laptop arriving next week to do the same sort of thing.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Awe man!
My pre-order of Mindless Self Indulgence's If, with the shirt ripped off of Einsturzende Neubauten came the other day, it's mint.

Looking forward to payday and Throbbing Gristle merch.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post listening to the crap on the radio.
The car CD player crapped out.Damn Chevy.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you have internets in your car?
cool.

ashully my mates Lexus has wifi stuffs and mobile broadband so its not that rare anymore i suppose.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post New technology.
Cell phone. I would never pay enough for a Chevy to get anything like that.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post James Blunt in the background playing on the telly.
I just watched P.S. I Love You.
Yes I am crying my eyes out.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd happily be listening to some Italo too
but as it is I'm listening to The Chemical Brothers anticipating seeing them live again in two weeks time.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm terribly sorry for this
Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!

Thank you for understanding
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!
HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching Zolar's prank call radio show right now.
I'm bored. Online.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ready for the next call in show on Radio

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is entirely ok!
I'm Tony Capaldi.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Full Back/Boss?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate's mum who works selling houses
showed tony capaldi around a house, and he spent most of the time telling her that he was tony capaldi.
basically, tony capaldi is awesome.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post His hands smell of cabbage.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut your yap wideboy,
I'm going to bed, to dream of tony capaldi.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Howerd Sterns Penis?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post does it come
with chips or salad?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
and I highly doubt you're sorry.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post RAWR
If you didn't hear earlier I won an award
YES THAT'S RIGHT, I WON AN AWARD, OH YES

What would you like to get an accolade for?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 hours of djing..
i must be mad...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post BEST MUSICAL STAMINA OF THE YEAR AWARD
Good work my dear Az.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
*kicks you in the gaz*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Violence to a lady!?!
*speeds to the rescue*

*gets puncture*

*fails*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You would definately win the award for most lovely looker-after at a bash ever.
You were wonderful to me.

Thank you.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *gets all giddy*
Thank you.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *snugs into you*
Seriously though you absolutely win, you were amazing.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't hear
what was it for?
Go on, big up yourself.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post most pandered to b3tan
what else?:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
but that was too obvious
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *blushes*
It was the 'presidents award' for lovely contribution to the union and being good and stuff, I don't know, they made a nice speech about me and stuff. It was nice.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done..
did you check they got the name right? :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Meany.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
you know i love you really..

*uberpander*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY
have some champagne.

To be redeemed when I see you next.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
What an offer, thank you me dear.

i also elected my successor today, votes counted and everything, feel a bit odd.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they've a hard act to follow.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Being really lovely.
But no-one's nominated me.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post MOAR PANDA!!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post best lipring on the internet?
*awards*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh lovely, perfick.
It's a stud at the moment and doesn't look so good though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post On you
anything looks good.

*awaits accusations of pandering*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I deserve more awards.
Generally.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true.
*awards you a great medal, a medal bigger than you it's so awesome and massive and gold*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to auction, tomorrow.
There's going to be JMG cash thrown around. Oh yes.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
*auction five*

What do you want to buy?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of what's offered.
There's going to be a fight if I don't get my own way, too.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you need back up?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm taking Hubare with me.
But YES!
I'm hoping for an SSG discount!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Here is a golden nugget on a string. Inside is one drop of my semen. It is blessed by the pope.

I love you JMG

/spunks
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
I got to go to the cricket today, HOORAY!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post does anyone have that gif
of that fat dancing boy?

if you know what it is. please
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What is their login?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ??
i dont know
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post tesco value child rapist!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems SuperMatt has competition
y'alright, geezer?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll live..

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what's caused your near-death?
I now have a 360, so as soon as I get a broadband sorted, I'll be looking you up to get fragged.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant remember the last time i turned my 360 on
it was starting to damage my hearing.. ps3 ftw :D

and nothing. just been a bit meh recently
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't afford one
will get it as soon as I can.
Sorry to hear it, hope things improve. Let me know if I can help.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll cope :D

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ta tho..

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No bother.
Genuine offer, applicable when needed.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You should play Assasins Creed on 360 It's awesome

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post got it
It's fucking ace, apart from the annoying bits.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
+ n't, awesome utterly shit
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe you just said that

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it!
:-D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's class 5 all over again

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, did the big boys pick on you then too?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The one from the goonies?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother used to make me do the truffle shuffle
if I wanted something from him :(
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the fact that it sounds like a euphemism is bad enough,
but the implied incest just makes it golden.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this one?
z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/e/bush_fat_kid_dancing.gif

I can't find the original.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
alot
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUbn3qt4rIk
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post OI!
I'm not even chubby.

evening!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just get angry in front of a mirror and watch the wobble.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as people are wasting them
I'll do one, seeing as the question is too far down.

Jacques do a Forest Fruits and there's an Orchard Fruits now.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post orchards

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday youngling
Youth is wasted on the young, and that youth is wasted.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck youth
Youth shall get fucked
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post PEEDO

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post + on cheap speed and white cider

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post UGH!"
White cider is one of the most horrible things ever
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I fancy a girl at work, but she's far too old for me
and as such probably won't have anything to do with me :(
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you work at Buckingham Palace?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they (edit - she) might be up for it
make an attempt i dare you!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all been very schoolyardish.
I want to but...you know...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post schoolyards are where the deepest romances are found
possibly. you never know...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Man up. Maybe she likes winkers.
Just how old is she?

I have aboy coming over tomorrow night who I don't really fancy but might pounce on, all the same.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The tea lady had a colostomy, double prolapse and emphysema
but I hear she's still game
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Man, my parents have something like a ten year age gap
And you're a charming, suave motherfucker with great taste. GO FOR IT!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post How old is she?
Chicks dig a bit of young!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This!
oldest woman i got off with was 42 years older than me
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post but...why?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ports/storms is my guess

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post mature fetish and being so lonely that a kiss was as good as a marriage
She was very pretty, but that's in my past.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post HA you dirty cunt
My wife was 18 years older than me, that's more than enough
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My girlfriend is 2 years younger than me.
And yet I feel dirty, because she was at school about a year ago,
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You are quite right to feel wrong, because you are.
I've not been out with a younger bird since I was 18, I'm 40 now and Ms Official is 50 in two weeks. I've never met anyone quite so voraciously sexy as her in all my years :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I know she's young, but she is so lovely and I think she's very pretty
At first her parents were agianst me and then they met me and now they like me. :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only teasing
I'm sure it will be ace fun
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
I can't get it in
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.
The only day off I have in the forseeable future is monday, and that's not really a day off because I'm working till monday morning, and then just going back for a bit of a sleep to turn around to days on tuesday.

And also we might have to share our house with two other trainees because there's no accomodation ANYWHERE.

So I don't know if I can see you really. Work is LONG.
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