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I miss Bollocks Parrot :(
jelly.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90886

What do you miss? You can't say the Third Reich
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:06, Reply)
walks on the beach

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:09, Reply)
bit gay m8te

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)
totally but worth it

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
No, that'd be
l n
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:36, Reply)
the art of conversation

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:09, Reply)
didn't they record 'Kiss' with Tom Jones?

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Beat Box is a fucken choon

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)
Oh god, it's like a 90s Casio keyboard having a stroke

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
no u shut up

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
the toilet, hahahaha

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:21, Reply)
I'm guessing poo

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)
hahahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:30, Reply)
I miss the females whose character wasn't solely based around being female
Why the Big Paws and Binky are good examples of this.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Well you shouldn't have sent them those cock gazzes then

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
Bob Tod's character was based solely around having an anus.
I'm not entirely sure she's dearly missed.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:38, Reply)
Bob Todd was delightfully crude and socially oblivious
it was great internet.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:44, Reply)
binky used to talk about her periods, she was rubbish, the other one wasn't funny even tho all you internet white nights pandered to her

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:38, Reply)
thing is, they stuck in my head despite not having any particular schtick and not posting pics of their fat tits
That counts as a personality, in my book
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:51, Reply)
binky used to pretend to be a ickle girly girl, you like that? snuggley wuggley nyommy nyoms

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:53, Reply)
fuck

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:04, Reply)
dawww grrry * runs across room with arms out, jumps, GLOMPS

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:14, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:03, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:19, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:24, Reply)
gninrom

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:24, Reply)
Morning
We have just had a reporter from the national press at the door wanting to do a story about our new arrival...good idea? Bit of cash innit
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:34, Reply)
"SURREY WIFE SPAWNS LIZARD HORDE!"
Scaly abomination "my little treasure" beams proud mum.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:37, Reply)
Haha you are not far off...
Think it's something worth doing?
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)
Depends whether you're happy with your child's face and your own name
being used on a completely unrelated and entirely fabricated story. That's what you're being paid for.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)
bumholes
I mean, morning
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)
fuck off back to qftw

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)
there was a mum and dad in the hotel with 7 kids
why would you have 7 kids? they must hate themselves and everyone around them
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:08, Reply)
cunt like a windsock
I expect the last child flopped out of her vagina like a pensioner spitting out grape pips.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:17, Reply)
didn't even realise she was pregnant for the last two

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:27, Reply)
I heard it was like opening a window and fucking the night

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)
How strange it would be that of all days, I popped over to b3ta and noted that tomorrow (just half an hour's time) will be my twelfth b3ta birthday.
Time flies.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7821063
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:53, Reply)
get bent

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 1:07, Reply)
Happy b3taday

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 1:33, Reply)
If I knew who you were...

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 6:59, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:27, Reply)
Heh, Google.
https://www.google.co.uk/#q=%22.%23%23%23%238.....+++++++++++++++%23%23%23%230+0%23%23%23%23%23.+.8%23%23%23%23%23%23%2380%23%23.++0%23%23%23%23%238%23%23%23%230%22

Why do you still come here?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)
When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand
New grandson today; FBI take FIFA down; 60+ clicks on The Times.
Oh Happy Day.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:00, Reply)
because i like to pretend i have friends

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
I have an addictive personality for utter shit

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
I just love you guys so much

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:32, Reply)
I don't
Well, not for a while anyway.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:32, Reply)
would you just shut up for a minute

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:39, Reply)
Good Evening.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)
Just found out my cousin's going through a sex change op

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:09, Reply)
right now?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:12, Reply)
i wish the op wasn't folding the wang in on itself
because it would be way cooler if you got to keep it afterwards, put it on the mantelpiece
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
actually, she's going the other way
so they need to make her a penis somehow.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:19, Reply)
i feel like i've made sexist presumptions somehow

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
anyway, she could have gonzo's, he doesn't use it
etc
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
Yours is the earth and everything that’s in it and, which is more, you’ll be a man, my daughter!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:23, Reply)
don't they use the clitoris as the head?
mind boggling
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)
i met a man once who'd had it done,
he had a big scar on his arm where they'd taken a graft
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:51, Reply)
but could he get a Stiffi?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:59, Reply)
i've no idea...
you know what i didn't think to ask
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:03, Reply)
i just have a lot of respect for people who go through these sorts of things
and i don't know if its patronising or what
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 1:07, Reply)
it's a slow process
so yeah, why not.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:19, Reply)
Georgia

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:39, Reply)
dunno who you are, soz

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:48, Reply)
sames

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)
dunno watch that means, soz

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
i can't find my insulting tape

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:18, Reply)
ask the gaffa - haha
*ahem* i mean gaz mongy
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:51, Reply)
juicer time then
Off to see Mudhoney.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:50, Reply)
i'm just back from the juicer
and i'm not seeing mudhoney later. i think i win.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
you win fuck all
I hope you die in a bin-related fire.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)
well that's not very nice

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
I'm going out for a fucking ruby
cheerio
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)
^ typical raghead

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)
Namaste

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)
Going out to bag himself a patsy

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
TOPICAL

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)
too soon

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:08, Reply)
I'll be shitting on your lawn while you're out

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:45, Reply)
finally somebody talking sense on this forum

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)
wahey!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)
I got tired of mentioning it a couple of years ago, but seeing the "wrong" time of day on here all the time is a constant, um, thing that I notice which doesn't matter and I wish I didn't have to think about all the time.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
I mean, if even I don't care then I'm positive nobody else does.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)
Isn't it quiet today?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 10:53, Reply)
everyone is probably out enjoying the sunshine

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:01, Reply)
haven't they heard of skin cancer?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:04, Reply)
it's a great day to go window shopping

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:06, Reply)
which is gay slang for looking at men's bottoms

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:06, Reply)
Hey, a nice bum is a nice bum

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:09, Reply)

(¯´•._.• ⓑⓤⓜ ⓑⓤⓜ ⓑⓤⓜ •._.•´¯)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)
^gay sex tourist

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)
birds are chirping, cooling fans are humming, the gentle roar of traffic rushing by
its a 21st century idyll.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:19, Reply)
#BillyIdyll

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:38, Reply)
IT'S A, NICE DAY, FOR A
light picnic.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I prefer heavy picnics.
A lump of dense, hard, black rye bread, a bottle of vodka and a conversation about the fundamentally futile and self-defeating nature of conscious existence.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)
Too edgy for me
I'll take a chicken drumstick and some sloppy anal sex in the woods any day.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:20, Reply)
If it's KFC then I'm game.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:31, Reply)
good call
I reckon someone somewhere has used the grease in a Bargain Bucket as a convenient anal lube.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)
"...someone, somewhere..."

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)
looks like everyone one was a corrupt fifa official

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)
at the risk of sounding like MGT
isn't that a tautology?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I went the missing forum posters, but yeah fifa is bollox

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:07, Reply)
wtfaybao?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)
i dunno know, let's move on

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)

isn't that a tautology? I DUN A POO
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:09, Reply)
For no good reason I can describe, this caused an actual lol.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 6:27, Reply)
hello mr horrible
it's my birthday, apparently
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 6:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday Grrrmachine
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 6:55, Reply)
Will he die at 18?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 7:40, Reply)
Logan's Run sure just got harsher.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:05, Reply)
Yeah, but Jenny Agutter at 17 though

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)
And then she pulls her face off and it's Scarlett Johansson

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:26, Reply)
I have no problem with that

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:27, Reply)
#twofer

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:29, Reply)
appreciated

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:00, Reply)
happy birthday GLOMPS

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)
you loveable bellend

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
happy birthday, grrmachine

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:40, Reply)
there's nothing happy about it
or anything else
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
*pops party popper*
*stares into middle distance, contemplating the futility of endeavour*
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:53, Reply)
Sunday I sailed 15 miles on a barge adorned with "Birthday Girl" balloons
My face was the epitome of Satre's "Nausea"
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:57, Reply)
yeah something like that

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 6:44, Reply)
Morning, Mr H.
Good morning, everybody. Now turn to page 36 of your textbooks.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 7:57, Reply)

turn to 251
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 7:59, Reply)

> FUCK GANDALF
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:07, Reply)

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/06/article-0-1935BA9700000578-385_634x724.jpg
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:46, Reply)
strikethrough p

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)
My GCSE biology book had a real photo of a syphillitic penis in it
when everyone else's had a diagram.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:00, Reply)
I'm imagining that you flower-pressed your own syphillitic penis in the book.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:06, Reply)
good morning
and if anyone is still interested, Scary Spice was my fav.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:20, Reply)
I liked Geri when she had the big boobies
I know that sounds shallow, but that's just the way I am.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:40, Reply)
no worries
I'd prefer a board called /lads but until that time all sexism and misogyny shall remain on here.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)
Let's be honest
How many of the Spice Girls could you say you liked because of their personality?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:47, Reply)
none
even to this day
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:50, Reply)
Well there we are
I wonder who Manolith's favourite Spice Girl is, and why.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
Probably Sporty
What with him being...y'know...festive.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
I reckon posh

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:53, Reply)
Interesting
We'll ask him later when he drags his lazy, hippy carcass into work.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:53, Reply)
I reckon he was more of an all saints fan boy

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:55, Reply)
the black one in all saints was better looking than the black one in spice girls
Is that racist? Difficult to tell these days
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:58, Reply)
nah, that's proper /lads banter!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:03, Reply)
that alesha dixon would get a large portion eh

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:06, Reply)
I wouldn't take it out

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:07, Reply)
I reckon Scary
because she was particularly hirsute and I reckon she had a hair trail from her flange all the way up to her cleavage.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:55, Reply)
jesus

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 8:57, Reply)
cor, remember that video where it was cold and you could see their erect nipples, phwoar, eh lads

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:01, Reply)
no
but I'm imagining it, and it's disgusting
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)

disgusting arousing
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:07, Reply)
Same thing for me
I throw up every time I get hard
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:12, Reply)
I had spicy bean burgers last night and now have awful farts.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:44, Reply)
who's your favourite spice girl?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
SSG Spice

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:05, Reply)
i wasnt a spice girl and there was no ssg spice

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:06, Reply)
impressively quick rebuttal, r u a libdem wizard

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:07, Reply)
i dunno what that means soz

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:08, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:08, Reply)
so whos your favourite spice girl

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:09, Reply)
autistic spectrum spice

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:09, Reply)
that wasnt a spice girl the choices are ginger spice posh spice baby spice sporty spice and scary spice

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:10, Reply)
I can't cope with all this pressure :(((

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:16, Reply)
its no pressure you either have a favourite spice girl or you dont i guess

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:26, Reply)
are there any special combo's available?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:22, Reply)
no its just those thats your choice whats your choice

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:26, Reply)
is there any zig-a-zig-ah involved?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:11, Reply)
probably i think any choice involves that because all of the spice girls enjoy a zig a zigga ah

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:15, Reply)
well this only complicates things further

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:16, Reply)
how is that more complicates its less if anything

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:33, Reply)
k

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:36, Reply)
Which was the one that went completely mental, did shitloads of drugs and ended up as a rubbish tv celebrity pleb?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:31, Reply)
Who is your favourite one out of Little Mix?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:37, Reply)
what's has that GoT to do with anything?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:59, Reply)
Garam Masala

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:07, Reply)
no not spice, spice girl

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:08, Reply)
hey ssg - i was rearranging my spice rack earlier into alphabetical order
when i suddenly realised that i have far too much thyme on my hands
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:13, Reply)
pffft

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:15, Reply)
you shouldn't worry about it
is my SAGE advice haha
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:27, Reply)
I don't have a favourite spice girl.
Who is your favourite spice girl ssg?
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:28, Reply)
why does nobody have a favourite spice girl

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:29, Reply)
I like different aspects of each of them,
there isn't one that stands head and shoulders above the others for me. I don't think it's fair that I should have to choose, for me or for them.
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)
OK, if you had to create the perfect Spice Girl from the dismembered pieces of the former girl band, whos bits would you use for what and why?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:27, Reply)
I would use sporty spice's lesbian fanny, baby spice's lardy tits and ginger spice's money.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:34, Reply)
wait change that last one to posh spice, I think she may have more money.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:40, Reply)
posh spice's unfeasible, spherical breasts
ginger spice's nose
scary spice's afro
baby spice's mandible
sporty spice's legs, they're probably alright, I dunno

all the other parts to be sourced from whatever dead women are just laying around
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:06, Reply)
I don't think that /board would be too receptive to an invitation to use one person's face on another person's body oh wait ahahaha

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:08, Reply)
Click my suggestion guys together we can do this

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:13, Reply)
look, i don't know i'm sorry
vlad was right this is a lot of pressure :(
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:33, Reply)
i dunno how you cant just answer it the question

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:15, Reply)
Alia Atreides

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 23:35, Reply)
not a spice girl

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:11, Reply)
ym's a spice girl

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 4:05, Reply)
Suicidal Cardiff Spice a hahaha zzzzz

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:04, Reply)
that's not a spice girl, i've been through this in this thread already

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:09, Reply)
Janet Spice

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:20, Reply)
am i going completely coocoo loopy in the membrane here or are you all just doing pretend that you
dont know who the spice girls are and doesnt have a favourites
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:32, Reply)
H was my favourite one from steps until the fat blonde one ate him, is that any help?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 0:41, Reply)
no it doesnt help this is awful
this forum used to be good and now it is garbage you cant even answer my one questiown
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:10, Reply)
have you tried reddit?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:19, Reply)
I think Emma was easily the most talented, I know some people like Mel C but her voice just grates on me.
Emma's vocals on 2 Become 1 for example are a class above the group as a whole. It's a shame she didn't have the personality to make it solo.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 5:32, Reply)
thanks you at last a sensible answer for once
you are a star and let nobody tell you ever otherwise
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 9:44, Reply)
Does anyone here have any experience using/obtaining N3 dongles?
I'm looking to get some for our practice and thought you pricks might have nothing better to do than help me with a technical query.
Cheers.
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
don't know what that is, soz.
does this help? www.diyphotography.net/building-diy-trigger-trap/
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
don't know what that is, soz.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
i just googled n3 dongle diy, soz.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
I could have done that myself you utter waste of atoms.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
soz.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
You tried gazzing Mongy?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Seems that there's little point in it given he's posted right below.
I might give it a try though
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Can't hurt.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:04, Reply)
OK, I'll see what he says.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
Cool.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
He's not replied yet. I expect he's making some calls on my behalf.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
Probably, he's very helpful like that.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
I do my best, but I'm just one nubile 19 years old busty female looking for hot action, I get distracted, ooops my knickers elastic just snapped ,... ( * )

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:51, Reply)
^ that had better be bumhole

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 20:30, Reply)
saucy

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 21:29, Reply)
sounds like the title of AN hilarious 'teen comedy'

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
I'll sit this thread out and wait for the mobile phone contract chat, wanker

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Please check your gaz inbox, prick

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
checking gaz on my phone takes ages, dunno why, probably because Im so popular

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:18, Reply)
Have you tried asking N3?
They have a specialist "dongle" department.
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
Ha, like I'd get anywhere speaking directly to NHS IT services.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:06, Reply)
my brother does i. t for the nhs, I could ask him, but he's busy larging it in Gibraltar at the moment for the nhs

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
Can you give me the link to gaz him directly then please?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
I can't remember his user id, I think he gave it to me and I trolled and got it banned

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
Is that the thing where the little black stickman jumps about and dies

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 20:06, Reply)
magic johnson?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)
eveninh

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:51, Reply)
Hello SSG.
I hope you're well. Along with your son, The Doveston.
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:00, Reply)
he's doing super, he's independent and very brave

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:03, Reply)
alright sirsandgoblin

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:01, Reply)





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(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:54, Reply)
click

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 16:02, Reply)

i.imgur.com/YeFkHix.gif
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Alright 'Dancing Man' Dave Trouser

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 16:41, Reply)
Just decided that I heart Two Hats cos his user number is an anagram of mine

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)
Good enough reason as any

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
haha! That's almost funny!

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)
because it's almost true?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:40, Reply)
spunking cocks! teh b3ta!!!

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)
I see nothing's changed here then.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)
we have zero fat chicks now, that policy worked

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 18:46, Reply)
I'm on the populol page for the first time in ages. With apologies to Mother Grrmachine
What was the last Police Academy film you saw? What the last one you enjoyed? 'Member the cartoon series, eh? 'Member the toys they brought out?
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)
i dun that
it only needed one more click to get populol'd so i thought i'd throw you a bone. ur nuffin wivout me, m8a8te
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)
what's my most popular post Man?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)
Pat

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)
i feel bad that this has no replies
it's pretty funny
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:41, Reply)
bless you

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk/89553/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)
I don't like me.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Crippling aspergers??
I'm still sore about that
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)
Let's relive some of my greatest moments, shall we?
jelly.b3ta.com/search/talk/82473/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:03, Reply)
oh hahahaha
http://b3ta.com/search/talk/23553/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)
lovely stuff

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
<a href="www.wayback.archive.org/web/20070214130207/http://www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg" target="_blank">http://b3ta.com/search/talk/23553/best</a>
where am i going wrong?
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:13, Reply)
HTH
http://b3ta.com/search/talk/23553/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
dearest b,
You always are my rock and support when I feel lost

m
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(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)
well i can't get that to work, soz to all moser fans

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
I'm not very good with this computer talk stuff

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
5eva in are harts
b3ta.com/search/talk/45371/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Friz still lurks
I bet
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
you can pick either of those top 2. they have the same number (7) of votes

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'SET votes=votes+1 WHERE id=7820818 AND votes=5' at line 1
Thanks for voting for message 7820818!
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)
it's a hell of a site, isn't it?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Look a this one
www.imdb.com/list/ls000678764/

I'd like to know what movies he DIDN'T like. Also, a couple of those aren't really comedies. So he's either not seen them, or didn't understand what was going on.
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)
wow
yeah, there's a real mix of quality there
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)
It's not often you'll Blazing Saddles next to The Goofy Movie

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)
cheers m8e

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)
np

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
Who can forget this classic moment!
I wonder if you can tell who I'm talking about:
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7419390
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:14, Reply)
that's a good one
i also liked the simplicity of you calling mono (R.I.P) a skidmark
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)
He REALLY was
I wonder where that spastic is?
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
has you on ignore
he did a classic thread this morning
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)
He wouldn't fucking dare

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
he's gone to live on a farm

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Phew
As long as he's being looked after
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)
probably the 1st one, don't know about the toys or the cartoon, so there you go

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I think I've only seen the first 2 and the one in russia
All were excellent
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:45, Reply)
only watched one
not sure which number, soz
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)
I'm really pleased with how well this thread is going
I love you guys
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)
bit gay

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)
well yeah

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
i like bobcat goldthwait
i like his funny name, i like his funny voice, i like his funny face
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
I watched something recently that was writen by him or summat
but I can't remember what it was. Alright?
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
yeah, i've heard him talk about the stuff he makes on a podcast recently
he's pretty cool
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Dunno. N/A. Think so. No.

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
let's take a look at your best work, shall we?
http://b3ta.com/search/talk/91846/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk/15727/best
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
aye, mine is a bit rubbish

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)
mayb people just don't "get" you?

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)
i'm a complicated man

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)

complicated incomprehensible
(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:48, Reply)
shut up, spergy

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
:O

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Thats cos I've been away for ages and theres only me and one other person that find you funny

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I'll take that

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)
well thats settled then

(, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)

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