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morning

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 0:01, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Yes sir

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
I endorse this post

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Breaking up these shitty pumpkin icons right here.
Also, near the top.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Dave's Tip o' the Day
Don't fuck about with your software RAID arrays whilst in recovery mode. It does not end well.

*twiddles thumbs waiting for rebuild*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Yes, been there done that
What raid configuration?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
0+1...
4x1TB drives. I am now trying to recover the partitions because the rebuild did not get anywhere. 2 of 3 found so far.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I don't envy you
what's the broader picture? What are you using to recover?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
it's all wizardry to me

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
mr.h

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
rich

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
yer in the juicer

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
On the way

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I'm only having half a dozen, bit tired today

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
What, bitches?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
grams, bitches be multitudes

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
hiya!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
How's your cock for spots?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Horrible.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear it

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
indeed

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
So you say

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)
you're such a thread hog

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
You're still a cunt

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
so

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:58, Reply)
many

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:58, Reply)
words

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:58, Reply)
no

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
hello

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
hi

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)
alright sweet pea

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:31, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)
When was talk good? Was there a heyday of talk or has it always been like this?
I stray in here occasionally but always need a shower after.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:24, Reply)
the only purpose of talk was glued eel
glued eel no longer appears, and thus talk now lacks meaning, but on another point, why exactly do you need a shower after visiting talk, is it having made a terrible mess of yourself with all the wanking? it's understandable
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:34, Reply)
I cannot wank as my libido is so low it might be found under the Titanic.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 23:04, Reply)
^ Probable UKIP voter.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:35, Reply)
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(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:39, Reply)
I saw a refuse collection van thing this morning and on the side was painted
I (HEART) MY (BIN)
Where the heart was a loveheart and the bin was a picture of a bin.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:45, Reply)
I heart people who work for councils in environmental services
I like the no dog poo fairy posters
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 23:02, Reply)
not seen

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 0:36, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 23:20, Reply)
it's ok, you can tell me
don't be afraid to share your pain
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

a
4377
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
i don't understand

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
the a was from the word 'pain'

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
p4377in
no, still don't understand
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
it's a private joke

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
gaz me

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Of course you do, don't be silly

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
it was pretty shite

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Shut up mono

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Alright, Sybok.
How's God?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7777459
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Can't complain.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
bit gay m8

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I love the gays, me.
Not sure how that got lost in translation.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Do something about these fucking shit icons will you

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Nah.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
cunt

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
i'm afraid of commitment

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
you should try being more committed

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
or less committed, whatever works

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
oh ok

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
you wouldn't understand

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
roaroaroar... no-one understands you she-bear

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)

here you go lol
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
haha, oh you
this place, i tell you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Here you go
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I have a use for that

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
smashing

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7777415
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Gloves gone wild!
Woooooo *lifts top*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I've lost my motivation

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
yeah well, i guess you could...
uhh, whatever
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Don't know if I can be bothered

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
bit tired

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
you had any more near misses with buses?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I avoid all bus routes now incase I spy the brute again

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
sensible

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
pussy

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
fill me in on the brute story plox

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
yes, I said 'plox'

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I was assaulted by a bus and a puddle :(

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
me too hun

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
shame UToL isn't here
this thread would be perfect for him
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
i woke up this morning
as a 40-year-old :(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
lololold

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
oh, the aches and pains!
*shuffles*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I had aches and pains on my fortieth too
But mainly because I did too many omgdrugs and my twin brother twatted me in the head with a lighting rig
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
i will have aches and pains on sunday
as i very much doubt i'll get away with not injuring myself whilst drunk on saturday
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Could be worse.
you could've woken up this morning as SpanishFly
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
good point. well made.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Happy birthday

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
bit gay mate

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
ta

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I don't feel pain
or anything else.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Good Nearly Afternoon everyone!
How the devil are we all?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
smashing

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
alright nigel thornberry

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
excellent shambles
bloody good to hear!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
smashing pumpkins?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
smiling politely?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
smells pissy?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
haha, that episode was so great

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
m

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
+y milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'it's better than yours'. damn right, it's better than yours, i could teach you but i'd have to charge

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
That's my jam, homes!
*twerks*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
*voms*

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Hey, if you order the steak you can't complain about the sizzle

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
fuck you 'n' all

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
MONO........really
I used to love you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
I used to love me too

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
wahey it's bumless
alright
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
SAH!
I'm all sweet. You?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Alright, Polo.
Are you supreme dictator of the ambulance service, yet?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Nah man, proper shite
Waiting for a course place to come up. In the mean time I'm watching how our taxes are being badly spent on some numptys. How are we munch?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
S Sad times,.
I'm still suckling at the public teat. Any half-decent government would seen off the likes of me.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
strong sad?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Homsar.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
S'appening B to the umless?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Same old same old
Hows tricks with you gloves?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
none too shabby dude. Workin from home full time now, doing basically fuck all
life doesnt get much sweeter :D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
bastard
insanely jelous
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
lets not drag religion into this

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
typical jew

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
sterotypical muslims

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
oy vey

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)

i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8353556224/hBD75EB3F/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
ha, she fell in the water

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Funny
She wasn't dressed for swimming.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
as a christian I find this very offensive

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
apologies
I'll hold a fete in your honour
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
as a Catholic I won't sleep tonight now

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)
too busy raping alterboys

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
As a jew, I'd like to eat your children

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Im fine, thanks.
How about you?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)
All sweet.
You?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I have a day off tomorrow.
So yeah I'm feeling better by the minute. Cheers
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
say it to my face, not on the internet, and see what happens

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
calm down m8. he ain't worth it

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
good job you're here to hold me back mate, it would have been shock and awe

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
slash and burn more like

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

slash and burn piss and whinge
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8350128640/h69D4FC9B/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

www.upworthy.com/nothing-more-shocking-than-little-girls-dropping-the-f-bomb-except-the-words-that-come-after?c=ufb1
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Mid-morning

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
what happened to your icon Tw'ats?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Your mums face probly

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
YOU ARE MUM IS FACE!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give
you hope and a future.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Whats it say in Jeremiah 9:11?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This:
"And two towers from the earth shall shatter and illuminate the way for a greater world."
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
"911. What's your emergency?"

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Well that sounds nice
The lottery rolled over again, so maybe it means that I'm due a win. £5m if we win this week. If I win, first person to turn up gets a free drink.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
thank Jesus
he drinks IPA
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Meatsnake 1:1
"Cheers"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
SS 22:10
"Cheers"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Frank 2:17
"Wanker"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
MONO! FUCK:OFF
"FUCK OFF!"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
MONO! 1.2
"Wah Wah Wah, different icon Wah, Wah"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
MONO! 1.1
"BUMHOLES"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
what's with the version numbering?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It seems more current and up to date

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
no
it's shit
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
like you.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
shut your face

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
:o
Well, someone doesn't want a free drink.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
He told me that enduring your company is in no way something to be considered free.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is arguably true

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
i'm a bit crabby
everyone here is a being a colossal bum today
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Quelle dommage
If I win 5 million quid I'll buy you a drink AND a pizza, how's that?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
deal!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Isn't it just.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
How refreshingly pun free.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Come on
Puns are the highest form of comedy. FACT.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
that and slapstick

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
agreed

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I like puns
but all the ones posted below are crap, and the delivery is lacking.
Maybe a few /talkers could drop by my office to deliver them in person?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
This is escalating quickly

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I thought, why is that boomerang getting so much bigger? Then it hit me.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
oh

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I found a rock which measures 1760 yards in length. must be some kind of geological milestone.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I used to have a fear of hurdles but I got over it

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
yes, this is quite good

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I met a one-legged man outside a pub the other day. He was a bouncer

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
I shaved a hedgehog once, it was completely pointless

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger, then it hit me

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
unlucky

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
His is better

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
so what is the best technique for throwing one?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
pinch between thumb and forefinger, bring the arm level with the shoulder, flick vigorously downwards and release
easy
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
just like after you've been to the toilet?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
It's not unlike that

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
So he could see her crack.
LOLOLOLOL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Domestic violence is no laughing matter, Glovington.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
your icon is shit

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I fucking hate Stewart Francis.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I have literally no idea who that is

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
wait, did he crush grapes in the 80's?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
He did.
The twat
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
there is no evidence that he actually managed this, he just boasted about his ability to do so

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is far more accurate

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
He's the north American standup who does every single joke in this thread so far.
Looks like Richard Hatch.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
right, who the fuck is Richard Hatch?
he should call himself dick hatch. For the lols
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
He played Captain James T. Skywalker in Seaquest DSV
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hatch_%28actor%29
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
oh

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)
His puns are tired, and his delivery is rubbish.
Other than that, he's great!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Yeah he just sucks all the fun out of his tired old material.
He's no Tim Vine or Milton Jones.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Or Tommy Cooper. Or Bob Monkhouse

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Or even Bernard Manning.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
He sometimes does rude jokes, though,
which somehow make him even less funny.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)
you must not have been paying attention that time when we saw him live

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I was captivated by your divine visage
captivated distracted
divine visage wookie similarities
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Pumpkin Pi

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Pumpkins are not perfectly circular.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
this hyperthetical one is so ner

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
My friend keeps telling me Iím in the closet. I just say itís Narnia business

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
keep em coming

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
i've got a new door made of balsa wood
don't knock it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
George Osborne is so constipated
he could hardly budget!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
cheers

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Cheers

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
maybe he could work it out with a pencil

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
he would enjoy it too much

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Morning
stupid icons are stupid
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:46, Reply)
I'm confused. I thought you we're annoyed because they're your two favourite icons and you just couldn't decide between them?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
get fucked

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Did that last night, don't have time again now though. Missus is leaving for work.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
asif

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
a freind of yours?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:50, Reply)
yeah ... "missus" ... yeah

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Well technically not, we're not married, hence why I still get sex

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)
yeah ... "sex" ... yeah

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I'll gaz you some pictures

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
yeah...."gaz"....yeah

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
quiet Twit Twooooo Hats

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Living in sin, eh?
I'll bet you get up to all sorts of filth. Disgusting.

What's it like?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Its like rubbing a an uncooked tuna steak on your face, but your face is a penis, and the fish is a vagina
I think...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I ate a salad niçoise, once.
I doubt it'll be better than that.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
yeah 'cause the regular ones are so cool

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
at least I get to choose from a heap of shit icons

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I didn't know they had a heap of shit icon?
💩
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
that's the spirit

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:54, Reply)
his negativity is the cancer that's eating this place

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Why aren't you dead?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)
because god hasn't smote me down

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Go tell that long tongue liar,
go and tell that midnight rider,
tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter,
tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Elvis learnt this first hand.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
*puts on black suit*

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Have I been praying to the wrong deity?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
howdy

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Someone said you'd died
Thank goodness you're still alive, etc
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Don't be fooled by this sock puppet account. The differences are subtle, but the real MONO! account has a little storm trooper icon, remember?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Word!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Damn straight

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
They're to celebrate the anniversary of Manolith fucking a bat and causing ebola.
He loves bats he does.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:47, Reply)
good morning, everypony!
have you alligator shitfucked all night long? because I sure have, and my hooves are SO TIRED

*laughtrack*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:49, Reply)
I sure have, Alligator Shitfuck 2-1
Now keep it down, your mother needs her rest.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:52, Reply)
that's good to hear, mr horrible!
*clicks I LIKE THIS* butan on ur post.*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:54, Reply)
butan in my veins

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:57, Reply)

ur post the Ritz
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:26, Reply)
NO
NO BRONIES
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:41, Reply)
Nay

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:45, Reply)
Hooves? Fucking hell

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:00, Reply)
you're probably too old and out of touch to know about the brony phenomenon
i envy you
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Oh no, I know about that nonsense
We're currently working our way through series 12 of the simpsons. Absolutely fucking brilliant, so many classic episodes.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Stop watching at season 16

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
the computer wore menace shoes is a great episode
and relevant to today's internet journalism.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
I do like some wakki furry shit in the morning.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:17, Reply)
morning
Expect I'll be late for work, as usual.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:44, Reply)
so have you decided what comedy halloween username you're using this year? it's so exciting!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:18, Reply)

ambolic ipman
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Donny Yen was very good in that film.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:58, Reply)
'ning
Gettin my shizzle together right now.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)
yeah yeah whatevs

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)
mtp 4 lyf --- recognise

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:45, Reply)
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
Are you serious? We get a Nightmare Night themed board? Awesome.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 5:33, Reply)
eveninh

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:09, Reply)
Guess who back in the motherfuckin house,
with a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:23, Reply)
Yer ma?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:53, Reply)
no glovington is RAPPING
surely you know about rap music?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:52, Reply)
Well lad, how's tricks?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:52, Reply)
New icons!
Has someone died?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)
i know you're not serious
but yeah, MONO died. these were his favourite icons so they were turned on in his honour
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)
I feel like a bumhole icon would be a more suitable tribute

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:32, Reply)
BUMHOLES
Mono's bumholes @(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)
No, MONO really REALLY likes these two.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Mono%27s+bumhole
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Thats other people liking MONO!'s BUMHOLE
what he really likes, is pumpkins and bats
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:05, Reply)
in his bumhole

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)
So, are we going to have a party to celebrate his passing?
celebrate mourn
Sorry, that was terribly insensitive of me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
I hope you realise that if it turns out he's not dead I'm going to be bitterly disappointed.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
How many times have you had to say that already in your medical career?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
sounds like a win-win situation for me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:31, Reply)
my dad died in 9/11

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
he was one of the pilots that flew into the towers, lol

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Durka durka, Mohammed jihad.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)
The way I see it,
you're either Batman, or a city state that would like a civilisation to eliminate another city state.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I feel like I ought to know what you're on about.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:00, Reply)
something about putting your bins out

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:06, Reply)
I just came back from rugby training. First time i've been in three years and I managed to land it on their fitness training
I feel like I have died.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Keep your disgusting rugby crap to yourself.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:51, Reply)
suck me off ya wham bar biatch

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:03, Reply)
what position do you play?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Inside centre for my last team. No idea where I'll be in this team, or even which team I'll be in. They've got four.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:06, Reply)
I used to play tighthead prop
#lifehistory
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
big lad then?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
was
now more lean and play football
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Fair play...Football is ten minutes too long for me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
he's a hooker

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Cheap, too, I'll wager.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
I'll give you a blowie for half a bag of chips
but no swallow
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
enough about my moonlighting, I'm talking about rugby

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
silly mid off

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
left back
in the changing rooms.

hur hur
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
downstage left

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
master blaster

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:57, Reply)
You're the coolest man on the Internet

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
It's a hard life

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:13, Reply)
You can't knock the hustle mofo

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me. And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I just love it when glovington brings his whole crew
It's just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew a hole through
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:21, Reply)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out,
Mano said knock you out
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
Imma sew your asshole closed
and keep feeding you, and feeding you.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:58, Reply)
this thread needs more cheers
cheers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Cheers

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:18, Reply)
CHEERS

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:21, Reply)
cheers

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
three cheers for ss
cheers
cheers
cheers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:18, Reply)
Cheers

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:23, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
mr.h

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
rich

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
all cool, in the juicer

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
As am I

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
pumpkins wtf?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Merry Christmas

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
I don't even

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)

🎄
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
mano peaked early, too excited the little scamp

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
it woz cr3 wot dun it

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
all you pauls look the same to me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
that boy is a fucking menace

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
for toffoes
a ace
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)

is a fucking menace needs therapy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
psychosomatic

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:43, Reply)
addict insane

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)
he's a nut

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)
he's crazy in the hazelnut

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:11, Reply)
cob nut, ffs

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:16, Reply)
what does that mean?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:39, Reply)
breathe with me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)

that boy is a dennis the
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
alright.
alright?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
alright drimbabimble

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)


(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)
only posting this to see my new icon

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)
:D

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)
team pumpkin reprezentin'

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I am so happy right now manolith

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:38, Reply)
:)

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Yik Yak
Any of you lot tried it? Seems similar to talk.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Firk off

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
maybe later

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
oh

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
sounds like reddit
therefore: pass
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
i wouldn't say it's anything like reddit to be honest
it's more like this place except you can up / down vote.

1. Someone writes something mundane
2. Someome else down votes them and calls them a cunt
3. Someone else else down votes person in 2. and calls them a cunt for being a cunt

Plus it's anonymous. It's pretty shit, that's for sure but a few things have made me laugh.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
it's nothing like talk.
a quick google reveals it to be a social media app.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Balderdash! What a cunt Firkinfedup is, prolly works for them or something
Spamwanker
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
its an app yes
It's also full of socially inept cunts, you'll fit right in
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
well that's not very christian

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
no thanks
I use a computer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
you do?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
we already have a voting system. and to be honest, people rarely bother.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
clicking like
Is hardly voting.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
what is it then?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
it's like a cheap
Imitation version of a Facebook like, which also doesn't constitute as voting.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Facebook is the cheap imitation

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
It's almost exactly like that, isn't it?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
I think the only difference is you can also dislike to push someone down the board...
This feature could have it's merits if we could just get it on a select few usernames
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
sounds like reddit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
yeah, seems pretty much exactly like reddit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
'cept it's an app, which makes it worse

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I don't like the batman icon
I don't like it at all :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
they're both shit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
woah
no need for profanity. This is a christian forum.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
shove a cross up your shitpipe you biblebasher

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
you blasphemous prick
I bet you've got craven images coming out your arse, haven't you? Coveting this and that. You unholy cunt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

www.ipcress.org.uk/truth_out/craven2.jpg
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
join the pumpkin army!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I thought we used to have a ghost

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
the ghost is one of the regular icons

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Don't /talk back

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
OMG
It's Boyce! From the internet!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Hi!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
No ta

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
bit dismissive m8

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
probably a virus, soz

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
fuck off

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
up votes or saink

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
I've only just noticed you have an icon again, chipping in to the great forum, I still think rob's plan is to let it run out of money and kill it, they never do a donation thing anymore

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:46, Reply)
DOWN WITH GAYOWEEN ICONS

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
you savage

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
sexy savage

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

sexy Randy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
the most sexiest of the Savage clan

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
a bloo bloo bloo
that's you that is ^
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
10 days you have to put up with it
you've already put up with 11 years of unrelenting shit, maybe you can cope with this
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
MONO's only 11 years old?
that surprises me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)

surpri arou
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
It's YOU who's put up with those 11 years
not me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
actually i've put up with your shit for 11 years

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
that's what I said.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
why don't you just gay each other off if you love each other so much

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
More of this sort of thing

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I want my money back

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
That would be handy right now.
More for beer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
it's about time someone turned these on

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
at last
the voice of reason
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
+t

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
i dumped some more grem aliens in your town
dunno if that's a good thing or not
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
cheers
when you do that, i have 4 hours to find them. if i do, we both get 2 ray guns. if i don't, you get 4
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
but that bat would look so pretty as a festive hair clip
just think how attractive you'd feel wearing one
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
well I like 'em
apart from the batman symbol as it's not halloweenish
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
can't wait for the christmas ones

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
as a non-christian I find this offensive

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
blah blah pagan ritual blah blah free country

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
as a non-blahist I find this offensive

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
it's my right as a blahist to blah if I want to, no one is forcing you to listen

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I just don't like blah's being forced down my throat
If I wanted to blah, I know where I can do it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Tuesday was, is and always will be the blahs day, and I will fight and die if necessary to protect my right to worship

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
as a 12th-day advent hoppist
i couldn't give a fuck who i offend
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
it's my blahty

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
it's about time we had some allah icons
maybe a nice little icon of the prophet muhammed
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
What's wrong with just a little 'thumbs up' icon?
Just a small message of positivity in these negative times.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
alright mark zuckerberg

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
What about a Ganesh?
For the Hindus like. Loadsa Hindus on here
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
fuck ganesh

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
fucking big nose prick

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
look mate it's a christian country if you don't like it you can leave

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Maybe I will smart guy
Just to see the look on your face
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
oh don't go I didn't mean it really

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
See? A world without me is just that little bit bleaker, isn't it

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
oh boy i wonder what they will come up with this year!!!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
one that says 'happy holidays' I hope

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Ooh new icons!
Will we get thanksgiving icons too? What about presidents day?

Pricks.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
once again apple day has been overlooked

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Mr. T loves his mother on apple day.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I love an icon me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

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