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eveninh

(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 1:08, Reply)
morninh

(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 2:37, Reply)
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
https://greykid.wordpress.com/me-him/
You should consider this the best internetting ever.

Now who the fuck are you, and where's Boudicca? Has there been a b3ta wedding yet? Has anyone been arrested?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:09, Reply)
alright Rah
what's new ?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:10, Reply)
Errrr
Black Friday? I for one, like it. The online bit of it.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:16, Reply)
It totally fucked up Milton Keynes today
where I was trying to work, 0/10
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)
I saw tweets about "Black Friday Traffic"
but I didn't care because I was in my office refreshing the Tesco Direct page
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Is your F5 key now out of warranty?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:34, Reply)
I think it's gone on fire

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Oh do fuck off again, dragging up the past is so dull, the internet changes, get over it

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:11, Reply)
bit harsh /ac

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:11, Reply)
no fat chicks
or needy fucking memememe beaker chicks
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:13, Reply)
more bounce to the ounce dude

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:15, Reply)
i like my oz to be bang on 28g, not crazy fucking bitches

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:18, Reply)
What is a beaker chick please?
This is NEW.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk/42069/best
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)
how is gizmo these days? i'd sort of hoped you were both dead

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:22, Reply)
he got married to some other bird

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:23, Reply)
i hope they both die

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:27, Reply)
You don't "really" mean that

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:33, Reply)
i met that prick once, yeah i hope he is dying, a more stuck up cancerous soul can take his place

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:35, Reply)
I met him a few times years a go
I got on alright with him
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:37, Reply)
rik wanted to fill him in, thats good enough for me

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:40, Reply)
GOS?
i thought he was a pacifist
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:41, Reply)
recklss

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:43, Reply)
oh him

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:43, Reply)
GMoS is a fackin delight and no mistake

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:53, Reply)
Only while wearing thick rimmed glasses.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:54, Reply)
What is he in rimless glasses?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:57, Reply)
Doesn't bear thinking about

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:58, Reply)
sexy as fuck

(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 1:11, Reply)
I don't know first-hand, but well I believe.
I'm sorry about not dying, bad form.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:24, Reply)
you fill my life with disapointment

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Unasseptable.

In an attempt at redemption, may I offer you a pyjamahorse, or my new favourite thing: dudoir pictures?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:30, Reply)
does it include you banging on about loving cock? because thats why i have no time for you

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:34, Reply)
it's better than you banging on about watches

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:38, Reply)
just saying

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:39, Reply)
all day long i'm watch this, watch that, i can't really se anything else in my life, i just love the watches me

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:41, Reply)

www.thewatchsource.co.uk/item/Franck-Muller/Long-Island-Crazy-Hours-Automatic/1200+CH+CODR+WG+Blue+.html
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:48, Reply)
they will never have that watch for sale, and they are niche, the complication is brilliant for a new maker

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 23:01, Reply)
blast from the past right there

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I audibly gulped when I looked at my profile just now and saw how long it is since I was first here.
You must be so old now that bits of your have fallen off, yeah?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:25, Reply)
Yes I'm nearly 45
I'm surprised I can even stand up to be honest.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:32, Reply)
I think your ears are probably made of hope
and your knees are 37% grit
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:35, Reply)
haha yeah you should totes check this out too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV2bcuIXoE
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, Reply)
I'm scared to click.

Am I right to be scared?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:27, Reply)
this is the shit
www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:29, Reply)
you love that you do, worse than this cunt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:36, Reply)
AIGHT?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Hey Hartley, I'm very hungry
I'm dying for a sticky bun
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Soz Rich, due to black Friday sticky buns are at an all time low
Have you considered a packet of malted milk biscuits instead?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:57, Reply)
k

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:01, Reply)
+kk
Black Friday sticky bun contingency plan??????


ehhhhhhhhh?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Got any double choc cookies?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:06, Reply)
ES I AM

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:00, Reply)
^Eating Cream Crackers

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Plan.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:55, Reply)
Right. I've got the keys to my new gaff.
Now to organise moving.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:16, Reply)
mr.h
this is awesome news
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:17, Reply)
rich
It is indeed. I've spent 5 years living in the arse of the world.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I didn't know you live in Swindon.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:19, Reply)
worse than swindon

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Not Luton, Shirley?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:28, Reply)
dudley

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:32, Reply)
blimey

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:36, Reply)
beware catflaps , fucking free for all

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:21, Reply)
yep
badgers, stoats, all sorts of wankers wander through those
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:22, Reply)
I remember as a kid coming into the kitchen and finding a hedgehog eating the cat's food

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Hedgehogs are cool

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:28, Reply)
flea and worm ridden spiky pricks
Bake the fuckers in clay.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:34, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I dont think ive seen one since I was 10, I like a hedgehog, was gonna get a pigmy one lols

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:51, Reply)
No cat flaps for me

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:26, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
alright mr horrible!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
vlad

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
alright ger

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
mr.h

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Hi meatsnake

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Hello there friendo.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:02, Reply)
GET ON WITH IT!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
haha like on The Goodies!!!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Alright? Alright.
We're all alright.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:43, Reply)
just got in and there's a kitten in the house, bloody immigrants sneaking through my catflap

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:17, Reply)
put it in a box and take it down the chinky, they pay good money for those

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I love teh kittys

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:04, Reply)
it's a newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue644/
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)
yay
Do I get a prize for being the first reply?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:02, Reply)
yes you do, an invisible magical hat, it's outside your front door right now, go and fetch it indoors before someone pinches it

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Excellent.
My old sletter was starting to get a bit thin.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Yer not clicking that probably a virus

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)
how many dogs were fingered to make this?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
hey I gave a kid some scissors, can I be in the next one?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:26, Reply)
who are you and what the fuck is this?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:26, Reply)
you idiot, that's Rob Manual

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Black History Month, I understand,
but what's all this Black Friday nonsense? Are we going to have that blackface Santa that the Dutch love so much?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)
A chap on /links covered that earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/1251018

I'm getting pretty fucked off with every company I have ever done business with emailing me to tell me it's BLACK FRIDAY.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I also covered it earlier
www.b3ta.com/talk/7785290
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
NTT
i.imgur.com/1jcDcRG.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
funky

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Seeing that clip of Derek Griffiths doing a "ching-chong-Chinaman" in the 70's, and then defending it as "not racist" was terribly upsetting.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Fuck the Dutch

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)
One at a time or all at once?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I don't give a flying fuck

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I'll try for all at once then.
No sense in lacking ambition.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

fuck Dutchman
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)
fuuuuck the dutchies on the left hand side

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)
but I don't want to put my willy into a hot cooking pot :(

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:21, Reply)
coward

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:46, Reply)
dutch fannies open up leftways

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:34, Reply)
oh right, fine then, let's all just start threads and push content off the board shall we

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I am highly suggestible.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7785459
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, Reply)
^upset

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I think in this case I have every right to feel a little upset

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:49, Reply)
i bet you're used to feeling little things

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
at least my face doesn't look like a bag lady's prolapse
at least that much eh
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
you only know that 'cause you have a 1Tb hard drive full of hi-res pictures of bag lady prolapses to compare things to

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:17, Reply)
they're all very well backed up

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
on icloud?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:27, Reply)
breaks down like this
C:\pics\
+ bag_lady_prolapses
+ pingu_pornography
+ Z_list_celeb_nipple_slips

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Who's the least famous person you have a partially nude photo of?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:32, Reply)
your mum

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I mean honestly, what did you expect me to say there?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I don't know
Peter Duncan or summat
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)
cheer up, newsletter will be here soon

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)
it'll probably be 70% off as well

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
fuck that
give it another week and it'll be practically free. I'll wait.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
and the nignogs think we don't like them.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)

:(
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)
are you a darkie?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I'm dissapointed that you're joining in with the racism, I thought you were one of the nice ones.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I have never been racist, EVER

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:28, Reply)
who were the fuzzy-wuzzies?
My stepdad talks about the time he killed a few, and all I imagine in my mind is someone gunning down a load of characters from Rainbow.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:39, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Khartoum
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Ask your stepdad if the platoon can borrow his van,.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:43, Reply)
OPEN-TWO-THREE-UP-TWO-THREE-BANG-TWO-THREE

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:46, Reply)
black friday made me post a picture on the main board which I have not done since 1992 and now I feel peculiar

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:13, Reply)

i.imgur.com/T6Cjq2u.gif
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
she's having a lovely time isn't she

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:16, Reply)
when oh WHEN will your mum start to show some self respect

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:17, Reply)
ha, frank is about 60 years old, that's more likely to be his granddaughter

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
still would, just sayin

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:25, Reply)
she's got it all figured out
good for her
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
it's a good picture,
i liked it
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:53, Reply)
thanks MGT!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
yeah what's with that,
we don't even do Thanksgiving what sense does it make?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
alright MGT

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
alright Frank

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:48, Reply)
put a sock in it you horrendous fishwife

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)
people want to buy things
they want to buy them more when they're cheaper
it's not rocket science
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)
um yeah why are they cheaper though,
why are supermarkets having Black Friday sales, this year, suddenly? an American custom and the first time i've heard of it in this country
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:48, Reply)
it was a thing last year too
i got a 3ds on the cheap

it's an opportunity to superficially lower prices of expensive things in order to sell a lot more of them. why wouldn't they do it? the only thing at stake is human decency and who cares about that when there's BARGINZ!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:54, Reply)
but why on this particular day?
why "black Friday"? why not "orange tuesday" on November 6th or something.

The Americans have it the day after Thanksgiving. Because Thanksgiving is a thing they do. I don't understand why we would import half a custom that has no relevance here.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
because it already exists, people understand it and it has a catchy name
also, i imagine it helps that walmart own asda
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)
also that a lot of people buy things online
and websites like Amazon are quite popular in America too.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
how do people understand it if it's new?
i never even heard of it until last year, and then only because of a news story about how bizarre it was.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
yeah but you might as well live under a fucking rock for all you know of what goes on

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)
yeah you're right,
i can't even remember the last time i went into Dixons.

Wikipedia says the first one was last year though
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
huh, maybe it wasn't officially recognised before that

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
it is 2014, right?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:37, Reply)
today is the last payday before Christmas, it's always been a massive retail weekend, OK

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
ok, that makes sense.
hooray for mongychops and his powers of reason.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
but yeah, black friday/cyber monday has been a thing here for at least a couple of years
it's just much bigger and more depressing this year
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Cyber Monday?
Well you learn something new every day but i was already well over quota.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I don't understand why people don't get this
I know I've said this already, but it's no different from when the January sales were the big thing.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:58, Reply)
are the January sales no longer a big thing?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
no

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
weird

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
they are and so are the boxing day sales

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
false

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)
more money will be spent in the January sales than today, you are just a fat internet troll

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
and a hell of a lot of gift vouchers,
i'll wager
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)
and all the travel agents join in on the January sales, two fats is just being a fat fucking wanker, as per

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Hey, there's no need for that
You can't help being wrong
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
go shit down your dad's leg

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I'll do it later

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
did a wet fart earlier
will have to see how it plays out for the rest of the day
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:38, Reply)
yeah, don't care about that
what shoe size do you take? the correct answer is 9, anyone who says anything else is a faggotty nignog
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
but size 9 hurt my feet

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)
yeah well then maybe you have fucking stupid feet

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)
you know sometimes I think you say these things to deliberately hurt people

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
oh come on who on earth would do something like that

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I've heard about these 'cyber-bullies' who say mean things and should be locked up

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I think they provide a valuable public service

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)
only if the victims actually kill themselves

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
well clearly that's the outcome everyone wants

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)
haha you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)
me cunt, I think not, fucking cunt, go fuck off you fucking cunt, fuck off somewhere and be a cunt eh, go on, run along now
cunt
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)
You know-nothing fuckface
Get down off your high horse before you say something really stupid
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)

i.imgur.com/zIS0YrU.gif
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
poss nsfw

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
FUCKS SAKE FRANK

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
no one made you click that

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
That's not how it works and you know it

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
you have only yourself to blame, I am entirely beyond reproach in this matter

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)
8
but that's big for a woman
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Size 9 is for people with ginger pubes

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)
no point throwing insults around now, we all know you have stupid-sized faggot feet

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)
size 11

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
WRONG
IDIOT
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)
^ midget

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
yeah well at least my feet don't fancy blokes

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
hahaha yeah

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
this thread's kinda run its course, someone should start another now

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
4

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)
well I suppose anything bigger wouldn't look right with that dress and blonde wig

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
lunch
Pint of Ipa and a wetherspons all day brunch for me, what you lot having
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I'll be having lunch

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:36, Reply)
probably a cheesy french dick sandwich

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)
ym

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)
big bag of spinach

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)
alright popeye

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)
most impractical having massively strong forearms paired with weedy upper arms

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)
wanker

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)
did you see that thing where some bloke with a bionic arm was being interviewed on a news program
and he accidentally switched it to 'wanking mode'?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)
you couldn't fail to see it if you've used the internet over the last month or so

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)
true

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I myself uploaded three different versions to youtube last night, each one has a slightly different speed 'slowed down repeat x3 at the end to make it much funnier'

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
it'll be on usvsth3m in a couple of months

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
haha, there was a pretty funny 'badger and mushroom' thing on there last night

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)

most impractical having massively strong forearms paired with weedy upper arms ug ug ug ug ug
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)
-g+n

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)
remorse and hate

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)

e s
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)
coffee, pills and a chocolate eclair

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)
What old band t-shirt are you wearing?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)
We've done this already
NEXT!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)
cradle of filth
www.religiouswatch.com/images/nejiac.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I've only got the Dead Girls Don't Say No longsleeve

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:27, Reply)
BLACK METAL FRIDAY

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Someone stole my Burzum t-shirt :(

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
you should go round to their flat and stab them

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This was probably ten years ago, in a different country
I hope they're dead now.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I mean, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? I cannot believe what I just read about all of that

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:10, Reply)
i have to go through town today. i might just start windmilling and not stop until i'm safely back indoors

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:24, Reply)
:¬( don't go out manolith, they may try to eat you, I am not sure it's safe

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)
the people in this town know better than to fuck with me
i shall return
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)
these guys
saddle-creek.com/a/ITTS-112/01_large.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I'm not

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Many of us aren't
Leave it to grrmachine to kill a thread
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)
i only own one band tshirt these days
i used to have loads
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
all my t shirts are band t shirts :(

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)
my Zodiac Mindwarp ones are my favourites
I have a great Ted Nugent one too
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I think I have three
you haven't heard of any of them
/hipster
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
SKAM
Les Claypool's Duo De Twang
Airbourne
Gwar
are among my favourites.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Better be the fucking Morality Squad
or shit's gonna get real
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
it was the Beyond Hell Tour

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)
well it was from that
it wasn't like this one though www.ebay.com/itm/GWAR-Beyond-Hell-T-shirt-NEW-LARGE-ONLY-/141396502752?pt=AU_MusicMemorabilia&hash=item20ebe368e0

it's black with all the guys on the front and dates on the back
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
i bet you bought a giant bieber shirt and wear it as a nightie

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous
Tangled rents his beiber nighties.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)
silly me
i assumed he bought several and sold the 'used' ones on ebay
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
for an extra £25 I'll send you a personalised video of me wearing one

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I liked haven't heard of any of them before it was cool to like haven't heard of any of them

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I have a few

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)
regrets?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
oh, you.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
'Dick Dale For President'

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
im 40 years old, that would be very sad

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Wouldn't do to walk around looking like a 'look at me' twat now would it Sir Alan

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
exactly, I like to keep my demeanor subtle

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)
being 40 years old is very sad, isn't it?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I wouldn't want to add to it with a rock band t shirt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm wearing my BRAND FUCKING NEW EVIL SCARECROW CRABULON one.
:D

www.evilscarecrow.co.uk/merch/t-shirts/crabulon-t-shirt.html

Scuttle left, Scuttle right.....ATTACK!
:D
(^(^(V)::(V)^)^) GO TEAM CRABULOIDS!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)
That looks like fun
I hate it.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
They are the FUNNEST Black Metal band EVER Grrrry.
:D
I love 'em.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm listening to Crabulon and it really reminds me of old 90s Melodic Death metal
like Insomnium or somesuch shit.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)
In fairness they're a lot less 'Black Metal' these days, try Blacken The Everything, or Vampyre Trousers.
Architect Of Hate is probably my favourite though.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Vampyre Trousers
I just had to have the fun of typing that for myself
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:18, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:59, Reply)
Your Bumholiness

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:02, Reply)
sup dawg

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:05, Reply)
oh hi I didn't see you there

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:07, Reply)
alright?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:09, Reply)
not really

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:11, Reply)
*manly shoulder punch*

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:27, Reply)
I'm starting to think there might be something in this 'being independently wealthy' thing y'know

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:43, Reply)
You might be right

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, Reply)
cheer up

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:39, Reply)
will do, thanks

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:43, Reply)
gutted

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:45, Reply)
s'ok, MONO! has fixed things

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:48, Reply)
cool
i wasn't looking forward to taking the 'tough love' approach
did you know that DOESN'T mean rough sex? i was so disappointed
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I find it to be chewy and full of gristle

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Lucky you

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)

quotepixel.com/images/quotes/inspirational/famous-inspirational-quotes_15405-2.png
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)
he died from a brain tumour which is bad luck

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
hullo

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:08, Reply)
happy monday!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:09, Reply)
*steps on*

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:10, Reply)
So who changed the name of sea monkeys to aqua dragons?
If it was you, MONO, I swear to god, I'll do time.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:26, Reply)
who cares? they're still shit

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:38, Reply)
You fuck

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:54, Reply)
I do

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:13, Reply)
that's... that's not a real thing that has happened is it?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Yes
I don't know how to proceed
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:54, Reply)
warily

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
flamboyantly

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:16, Reply)
*minces*

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:24, Reply)
i had a venison cottage pie for dinner the other night

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)
ooh lovely
Boy #1 is mad on venison, believe it or not.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)
you're spoiling them. although, mine was reduced to £1.75 in tesco
imagine that
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I imagined it, and it was bloody marvellous

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)
apparently it's 'wear your old band tshirt to work day' today
is this a religious holiday you observe?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:48, Reply)
No
Because I don't plan on leaving the house, today is 'X-Wing Haynes manual' day, t-shirt wise
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, Reply)
i'm wearing the only band tshirt i still own but it's just a happy(?) coincidence

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Take That?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:23, Reply)
it's not, no

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Tiffany?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:35, Reply)
weirdly, you've both picked the right first letter

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)
does it begin with "the"?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:43, Reply)
nope

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:52, Reply)
The The

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:58, Reply)
oh, you

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Tori Amos?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/Tori-Amos_373F512F.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I didn't even realise,
I'm wearing a Tenacious D t-shirt today.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)
life, uh, uh, uh, uh, finds a way

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Decent Goldblum impression right there

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)
we had an argument at work recently about who was the best jeff
goldblum or bridges
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)
You're both wrong, it's Dahmer

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:22, Reply)
yeah but he wasn't one of the options was he.
maybe try thinking before you speak, yeah?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
never
NEVER
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)
T-Rex

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh91r4gLRW1qck0q8o1_500.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Well, what a smashing little cartoon that was

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)
hoist by my own petard

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)

www.glam-rock.de/marcmickey.jpg
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Hi MONO!
Hope you have a smashing Friday.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:16, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:19, Reply)
alright Mrs H
I see your PMT is starting to kick in.

Have a smashing day.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:37, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:32, Reply)
WORD!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:39, Reply)
alright, moonoo

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:45, Reply)
IT'S NIGNOG FRIDAY!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:52, Reply)
bit racy

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
careful
they have icons for it
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)
You idiot
Nevada are doing 15% off everything, so I'm pushing for a new pedal. The fact that we can normally get somewhere near 15% any other day of the year is neither here nor there.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)
sounds like you have just completed your purchase management course.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)
When It comes to guitars, I'm spot on
Literally anything else, and I'm a drooling simpleton
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:10, Reply)
edgy

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)
yo

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:32, Reply)
hi
I'm not at work!! Pub soon, then Alabama 3 live tonight.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:33, Reply)
i hope you shout:
"Do the Sopranos song, no new shit, just the Sopranos song."
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:35, Reply)
they usually do it at the end
I like all their stuff though
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:14, Reply)
cunt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:02, Reply)
morning dozy

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:10, Reply)
alright muppington b

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:29, Reply)
milk
3 sugars. Make it strong
cheers
(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:35, Reply)
get fucked you black bastard gay cunt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:38, Reply)
It's so kind of people to overlook my gingerness

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:39, Reply)
shove it up your cunt, dozers

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:38, Reply)
Wazzap niggaz? Happy Black Friday!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 0:34, Reply)
Bit racist

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 1:47, Reply)
How dare you! I think it's wonderful that they have a day where they reduce the price of things so black people can afford them.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 4:31, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:08, Reply)
eveninh

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 23:34, Reply)
alright ssh

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 23:48, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 0:04, Reply)
s;tohjy ddh

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 0:12, Reply)
Goodnight SSG

(, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 0:02, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Horbs xx

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Georgia

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
mr.h

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
rich

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
fit chicks in the juicer, time to dirty old man it up

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
nice
I'm 15 minutes away
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
what's your best chat-up line?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Does this cloth smell funny?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)
You look like you've been around a bit, can I have a go?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 19:45, Reply)
hard cash

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 19:55, Reply)
fancy a fuck?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
lick my piss wizzard

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 20:46, Reply)
put on your cloke first

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 21:16, Reply)
fancy putting the fun into erectile dysfunction?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I really think Deadly Premonition is one of, if not the, most underrated and fundamentaly brilliant video games of modern times

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 22:27, Reply)
if you insist

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 19:52, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I hope you choke on your faggots and gravy.
Not really, yer alright.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 20:39, Reply)

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