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Merry Christmas

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 3:36, Reply)
DUBS

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 0:56, Reply)
YEAH, that showed you lot.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 0:57, Reply)
cool

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 1:09, Reply)
Yeah
www.fukung.net/v/1119/Morskoj-slon.jpg
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 1:20, Reply)
In the juicer doing the quiz
Some cunt thinks Barossa valley is in Italy the fucking mugs
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:28, Reply)
fuck off, nonce.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:39, Reply)
I say, here's fun: do you reckon we can fill up the popular page completely with "Fuck off, nonce" posts?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:40, Reply)
possibly the first and only time myself and badger appear twice on the popular page with the same phrase

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 0:33, Reply)
Fuck off, nonce.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:40, Reply)
fuck

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:45, Reply)
off

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:45, Reply)
nonce

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:45, Reply)
fuck off, nonce

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 23:10, Reply)
fuck off, nonce

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 0:10, Reply)
I did a massive plop earlier and backed the khazi up, took six buckets of water to clear the U-bend, what have YOU achieved today?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:49, Reply)
Frank.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
RICH

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
rich

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
thread could use a sympathy reply

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
so I'll mention that the last time I backed the khazi up the landlord had to call Dynorod
and the Dynorod bloke said he'd never seen a drain blocked so much

I was WELL proud
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:56, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
mr.h

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I drank some orange squash

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:57, Reply)
yeah right, SURE you did

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:07, Reply)
ok, I drank some orange and vodka, but it's the same really

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:17, Reply)
Aboslutely fuck all.
*Prouds*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:01, Reply)
are you bored yet?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:19, Reply)
Nah.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:27, Reply)
hi gang!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:52, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:22, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:25, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:39, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:50, Reply)
Bit cliquey.
HI THE LOVELY BAGGSY!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:00, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Probably nothing.
Dinner won't have had time to work it's way down yet.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
no. up YOUR bum

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:42, Reply)
you keep promising, but you never deliver

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Massive guff bloke from yesterday is in the stall next to me again.
All I ask is to have a shit in peace, but nooooo.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17, Reply)
haha, you guys are on the same poo schedule
how romantic
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)
I think I'm being shit stalked.
He's gone now, but christ the smell. Send help.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:25, Reply)
I was that guy earlier...creeping out the bulgarian in the stall next to me. Really wasn't holding back

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)
hey, did you know mushybees is a transvestite

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)
who?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)
a board regular from way back
usvsth3m.com/post/a-transvestite-answers-all-your-questions-even-the-stupid-ones?fb_action_ids=10153172494156019&fb_action_types=og.comments
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
disgusting

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)
Lovely stuff

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)
I don't care

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
Meh, it ain't no Syncubus.
just saying.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
well that was smashing and there are two things in particular I would like to discuss further
1.) "In normal life Iím not a vain man, I dress like a redneck, but put a bit of make-up on me and Iíll take more photos of myself than should be deemed sane." Wait, is Kim Kardashian a man?

2.) Q: Where do you buy your clothes? A: Shops. I lolled
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:01, Reply)
yes I did

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:36, Reply)
A convincing transvestite,
or one of those stubbly blokes in wigs who can't walk properly in heels?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)
hahaha, imagine not being able to walk properly in heels

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)
see link

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
I didn't
Is it a sexy transvestite?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)
very tall

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)
old woodside used to cross dress didn't he?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)
only that fancy dress thing I think

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)
thats how it starts

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)
I've never dressed up as a lady, never felt the need

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)
I cannot say that with confidence

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
me neither, you'll be shocked to hear

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)
im not shocked, not all faggots dress up

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)
oh, is that what i am? you used to just call me a transvestite

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)
dude im covering for your rau Paul phase, don't want people casting aspersions

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:08, Reply)
right-o *taps nose*

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)
The things some people will do for a blowjob off Wormulus...

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:44, Reply)
Hmmm...
Are you suggesting that 'comedy' internet forum user Wormulus met another 'comedy' internet forum user Woodside59 for oral sex at Hebden Bridge railway station?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:12, Reply)
Hey now, let's not reduce a beautiful moment shared by two consenting adults to the level of a tawdry S*xf*ce romp here.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:18, Reply)
you can see the bloody link an' all

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
would you though?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:50, Reply)
n

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:00, Reply)
+ot again

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)
i think they prefer the term wardrobe gay

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7747040
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2446271
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:38, Reply)
I disagree with pretty much all of that list

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
fucking peanuts can fuck off

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
I don't mind a salted or maybe a dry roasted one with some beer

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
fat cunt, have half

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Half a peanut?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
yes, piggy tangles has a whole one

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)
I need the protein in my diet

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
with all that spunk you've been quaffing?
i'd say you're more in danger of an overdose
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)
I don't think it counts if it's my own

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
good point

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
what about with a nice satay

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I can eat satay chicken skewers at an all you can eat buffet endlessly

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
They're not even a nut!
Nice to eat, though, and good in chocolate.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)


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(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Good grief.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Kind of looks like a cupcake

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
I completely agree with this thread though

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
You're just bitter because your suggestions didnt cut the mustard

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
you lot call me a nonce
and what you have created there is a kiddy fiddlers enticing kit.

fucking refreshers, wine gums and blackjacks you simpletons.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)
We should all learn from your mistakes.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)
always wear protection

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
figures that the most lively thread we've had in ages was about foood though

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
don't judge others.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
always the same, that's why often topic survives, it just a constant discussion of foood

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)
It was a nostalgia thread.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)
for you anyway, oldie hawn

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
It was a clever blend of both

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
well no, because all my threads are lively and interesting

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)
Merry Christmas you fat furry shut in fuck

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
hahahaha haha hahahahaaaa

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
yeah well, thats just like, your opinion man

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
shut the fuck up, glovey

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
MARK IT ZERO!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
who picks up guide dogs shits, that's what I want to know

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:10, Reply)
manolith

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
then he eats them and says yum yum I like eating dog eggs, can I have more dog eggs to eat please they are delicious

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
well as long as some one does, because dog turds can make you blind and the irony would be awful

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
are we not friends anymore?
what happened?!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)
that has never occured to me...fuck knows

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
All confectionary is dull

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
conFUCKtionary more like

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
That's because you're a tofu-stuffing yurt prick.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)
What are the ten greatest confectionary items of all time?
In no particular order

1.tits Minstrels
2.Tangfastics
3.Toffee crisp (especially chilled)
4.Aniseed balls
5.peanut m&ms
6.Blackjacks
7.Refreshers (frothed)
8.Ferrero Rocher
9.Reeses pieces Reeses cups peanut butter kitkat
10.Wine gums
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
tits

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:54, Reply)
i'm not going to deny that...so far we have
1.Tits
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)
this is going well...I'm gonna throw Toffee crisp into the mix, as personally I think they're awesome

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Fondant Fancies
fucking awesome

serious reply.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I don't even know what that is...but it sounds pretty bent

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
^This
if we're bringing cakes into the mix, they piss on nearly everything.

Battenberg is obviously god tier cake though obvs
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:49, Reply)
Agreed. Especially when chilled in the refrigerator.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
why would you want to refrigerate a chocolate bar?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
some people do that
and by 'people', i mean goddamned lunatics
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
wankers

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
To make it cold.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
why would you want it to be cold though?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
Its better in the summer, they go all shitty in heat

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
chocolate is for blobbing birds and woofters

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
I like rocky bars

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
Because I prefer it.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
oh right that's fair enough then you carry on

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
i was going to anyway

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
apology accepted

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
you're welcome

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
My parents used to put Mars bars in the fridge, then slice them up.
I've no idea why.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
erectile dysfunction

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Put them in the freezer, then try biting them.
Brittle as fuck, almost impossible to chew.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
those are great
if you like your chocolate treats looking and tasting like they've been squeezed out of a dog
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
sympathy reply

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
To be fair, I don't really hold out much hope of getting any swift replies around here anyway

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
but thanks, none the less

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)

i.imgur.com/FK9DMiC.gif
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
I knew you we're trouble when you walked in

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
I just properly backed up the khazi

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
merry fucking white christmas
there is lots of the white stuff here this morning.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)
^wanked himself dry over Cbeebies again

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:21, Reply)
tangfastics, motherfucker

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:05, Reply)
Boom! thats is definitely on there

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
let's see the updated list

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
at the top dude

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:25, Reply)
yes, i felt very silly when i saw it was already updated
you didn't need to call attention to it. fucks sake

reese's peanut butter cups
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
pieces

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
cups are better

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:15, Reply)
fair enough
www.googlefight.com/index.php?word1=reese%27s+cups&word2=reese%27s+pieces
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)
oooh. not a bad shout

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
That'll be an unpopular choice, I reckon.
Most people can't appreciate them.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
I'll give it ten, and if nobody disagrees then they're on the team

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
I'm in two minds
Peanut butter is fucking awesome, but Reese's chocolate, like all Yank chocolate, tastes absolutely foul.

Fuck it, I'll vote for it, but only because of the filling (besides, Peanut Butter KitKat Chunky is far superior).
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)
How did I forget the glory of the peanut butter kitkat?!
also the peanut lion bar is damn fantastic too
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)
Yep, Lion Bars in general are awesome
Except the white chocolate ones, they're just wrong
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)
again. nestle. waaaaay better than cadbury

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)
If you only want chocolate, Cadbury is the way to go (no one would really pick a Yorkie over a Dairy Milk),
but Nestle are better when it comes to putting chocolate over things.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:12, Reply)
I choose yorkie or galaxy every time
especially yorkie biscuit and raisin
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)
I'm partial to a biscuit and raisin Yorkie, too, but that's not just chocolate, is it?
Galaxy's not a valid choice, though. You might as well eat a Milky Bar.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
something chocolate based

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)
chocolate hilter?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)

mentalfloss.com/article/12347/nazi-bomb-looked-chocolate
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)
hitler surprise!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Maltesers.
Also good to play sex games with.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
yeah but, they're nothing on peanut m&m's

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
doesnt matter does it...
nothing i say is going to make it into the list you bullying pricks!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Dude, if what you say is strong enough to make the list then it will make it

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
Always found Maltesers a bit boring tbh

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)
UFOs.
Also, aniseed balls, cola cubes,and many other things that need to be weighed out.

And sherbet fountains.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
lol old

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
^old

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
So old, I remember when Werther's Originals were only found in Germany.
It was all Murray Mints, back then.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
my grandma used to have those

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
My nan always had a giant jar of mint imperials

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
something something sucked the chocolate off something something not the only thing she sucked off etc

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
My nan always had a bag of peppermint creams.
My granddad was always partial to a Fry's Chocolate Cream which, if memory serves, didn't really taste of anything.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
My other Grandma is a fan of the walnut whip, which I can dig

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)
Are they still around?
I used to get them around Easter - If either get a Walnut Whip Easter egg, or a Pyramint (which was basically just a big After Eight that could break teeth).
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Yeah, you can get em in marks and sparks, I know that much

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:11, Reply)
You are an OAP, AICMFP.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)
Nah, I'm just a lovely grandson

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)
aniseed balls, yes.
not so much on the other onepeechews
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
Blackjacks.
Put those on the list.

Also, replace Toffee Crisps with Lion Bars. Although they're not as mouth-shreddingly abrasive as I remember, they're still better than Toffee Crisps.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)
done

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Refreshers
But only if snorted.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
the bar or the sweets?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:26, Reply)
sweets
Imagine trying to snort the sticky bar of horrible up your nose. Actually, I might try.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
I like eating loads of refreshers at once and frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
I once emptied a sherbet fountain into my mouth, collected the resultant foam in a cup, then drank it.
sherbet fountain penis
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
well done
i think
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
Excellent work.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
connected

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Thanks, Clippy.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
I also like this.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
Lager

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
no you lager

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
i do, yes.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)
through lack of any other input this may end up making appearance, despite not really being classified as confectionary

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:36, Reply)
maybe nestlé crunch then

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
have a lager with it

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
They are pretty good.
I like the lack of cadburys on this list
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Only because the stopped making Spiras

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I'm boycotting the whole thing because nestlé

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Like IRL, that will make zero difference to it's power

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
I think this is maybe more of an usvsth3m thing

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:38, Reply)
I took the quiz, turns out I'm a turkish delight.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Probably why that place is thriving and this place is barely hanging by an arse pube

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
7. authentic George the Hofmeister Bear costumes

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
aero
a chocolate bar girls love "because the bubbles means it has less chocolate."
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
I find them quite sickly, but if enough people agree with you, it'll make the cut

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
fewer

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
it's actually lesserer

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
your mum's a lesserer

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
well, I'm glad she has hobbies

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

hob boo
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)
BOOST GUARANA

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
STOP TROLLING GLOVINGTONS BRILLIANT THREAD GLOVINGTON

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:50, Reply)
Aren't Boosts the same as Star Bars?
Much like Mavericks and Fuses were the same thing.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
Pretty much

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
I forgot Ferrero Rocher

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
Lindor seemed to have replaced them, in the public's affection.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
What's wrong with people?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
they have AIDS

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
liver and onions

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
York Fruits are brilliant.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
enlighten me?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
fruity jelly stuff covered in sugar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/York_Fruits
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:20, Reply)
like an imitation fruit pastel?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:24, Reply)
like a giant fruit pastel

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)
woah

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)
I'm going to try bring a box on Saturday

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
Raspberry ruffle bar

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Dib Dab?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)
holy shit, CARAMAC

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)
wine gums and minstrels

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
at the same time?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)
I feel like these are both strong suggestions...Something has to go from the list

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:17, Reply)
Maybe I'll strike tits, as we can all agree that they are probably the best thing to put in your mouth, but not neccesarily a confectionary item

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)
Reese's Pieces can get off the list.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
in place of?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:49, Reply)
I see you've reinstated Cups, so never mind.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:09, Reply)
that fizy shit
pop rocks or summat
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)
space dust

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:21, Reply)
I did think about them earlier, my girlfriend once thought it would be a good idea to give me a blowie with popping candy
as it might feel nice on my willy. But it was a wildly inaccurate guess and it just felt like grit, and was actuallly quite painful
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This has made me smile rather more then it ought to have done.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)
I thought she was a bleddy genius when she suggested it

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Fray Bentos steak and ale pie

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)
they were buy one get one free in the coop the other week, if you add a tin of their stewing steak to the pie you have enough for a donner party

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)
and yet you never invite me round for dinner

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:49, Reply)
if you pop round now I'll put the kettle on for pot noodles

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)
not hungry now

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Can we have old style sweets?
If so then Sasparilla drops, Pineapple cubes, and Cinder Toffee.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)
If you can find some other ancients to endorse them, then yes. But I have no clue what you're on about!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)
cinder toffee is good. i'm on board

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:15, Reply)
in place of?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)
blackjacks, they're rubbish
also, i don't think minstrels belong at the top. they're just big brown smarties and brown is the least interesting smarties colour!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
racist

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
galaxy is better chocolate tho

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
Minstrels are just Smarties for grown-ups.
Your opinion on Blackjacks is completely invalid, however.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Pineapple Cubes are alright. On a par with pear drops, I should think.
Think you're making the others up, though.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)
Blackjacks are only there to provide contrast to Fruit Salads.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
have you tried the new toffee crisp sharing thing? just saying...
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/asda-compare-prices/chocolate_bags_bars_and_multipacks/nestle_toffee_crisp_sharing_block_115g.html
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I'm gonna guess they're not shared that frequently

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
hey let's all post the same thing over and over and pretend we're having fun

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
oh hahaha

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:38, Reply)
merry fucking christmas

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
*bums*

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)
haha yeah wanky wanky wank wanky wank bored of that now
b3ta.com/talk/7796144
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:18, Reply)
hiya

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)
things were getting out of hand there so i just hit the master reset morning button

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)
I'm glad we have such a considerate mod here

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
just doin' my duty, ma'am

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)
marning monolith

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)
top o' the morning, tangers

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
nearer the middle, I reckon

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
Give Monty Your Money Thread

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:04, Reply)
fuck that

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)
It's for a Bungle the bear costume or something
He's got his little heart set on it, don;t be mean
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Anyone fancy a shag?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 6:13, Reply)
What flavour?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:29, Reply)
camouflage, clear, black, mirror

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:48, Reply)
is mirror when you do all the same stuff but in reverse
like in mario kart?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Ladies love my Bullet Bill.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Seabird fucker.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:07, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:38, Reply)
If anyone has intercourse with his wife when she is menstruating, or has intercourse with his wife through her anus, he has nothing to do with what has been sent down to Muhammad

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:43, Reply)
Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:46, Reply)
On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:46, Reply)
Make love to your wife from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:46, Reply)
He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:47, Reply)
I reckon Allah is probably going to approve of you, in any case.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:00, Reply)
What is Muhammad's (pbuh) position on bagpiping?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:08, Reply)
ass-salami-alaikum

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:21, Reply)
that was the most boring thread so far this year, just saying

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:41, Reply)
Christmas is ruined :(

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:46, Reply)
I keep forgetting it's 2015

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)
it's 2015

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)
till the thrid

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:51, Reply)
thing is right, I've never fucked a horse and I've never wanted to fuck a horse and I never will fuck a horse and I will never want to fuck a horse
anyone who fucks animals should be dragged out into the street and shot twice in the back of the head
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:57, Reply)
wait...they shoot horses, don't they?

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:20, Reply)
What about your Dad though? He managed to do it.

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:34, Reply)
k

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:13, Reply)
yes, and isn't it sad that it only got to be the most boring thread of the year for forty-four minutes

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)
not my fault, I do as much as anyone to keep this place lively and interesting

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:36, Reply)
sorry synchromesh, I had to downgrade it even further, it was beaten by this thread sooner than I first thought

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:37, Reply)
I sure hope we get another gonzo thread soon!

(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7796144
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:21, Reply)

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