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So, that was awful.
What else is awful?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:50, Reply)
People Dick Emery fancied

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:51, Reply)
^ old

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:53, Reply)
you got it though, and so did i

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:01, Reply)
^ old

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:22, Reply)
having to fucking visualise
and write up an explanation of how you're going to save for some bullshit that costs about £1.50 that i'm not even going to save for and isn't relevant to getting a job AT ALL.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:52, Reply)
You may now commence stabbing.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:53, Reply)
after i listen to guns n' roses for a bit

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:59, Reply)
huh?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:02, Reply)
stupid fucking kickstart course
got to do it or i get no money. it's meant to be motivational. last week we had to make bridges out of paper and plastic cups. it's like fucking blue peter for the mentally impaired
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:04, Reply)
fuck that
I'd rather work in a supermarket than do that shit
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:10, Reply)
if i could get it, i would
they're all hiring the under 25's because they can be paid less. i'm applying for about 100 jobs a week. if i get replies from 5, it's been a good week.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:13, Reply)
Pauline's Pens
is all I'm saying...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:18, Reply)
tell me about it :/

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:20, Reply)
must be pub work about, my local is always hiring

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:22, Reply)
pubs round here are closing, not hiring

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:26, Reply)
:'( poor pubs

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:28, Reply)
i know
still, booze is cheaper from the shop
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:30, Reply)
Have you got any academic qualifications to speak of, at all? Can you speak forrin or play the piano or anything?
My advice would be to get signed up to a few private tuition agencies. You can make more than you'd get in JSA doing three or four hours a week, then you get the satisfaction of telling the cunts who run these courses to go shove it.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:22, Reply)
i can play the violin very badly
and that's about it. i can knit, but can't follow a pattern well enough to teach
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:28, Reply)
Can't you sell your knitted wares?
Maybe start a knitting themed YouTube channel. If Lego trains can earn money, I don't see went knitted Mario rugs can't.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:30, Reply)
i can, but it's not really viable
as it takes 2 months to make one blanket
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:34, Reply)
gonna need a new person here
how do you feel about zero hour contracts?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:32, Reply)
been there, done that
they're meant to be phasing them out
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:35, Reply)
Christ, that's depressing.
Hey, if you get depressed enough you might be able to go on the sick! So look on the bright side.

Except, er, don't, obviously.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:18, Reply)
doesn't matter
there are people doing this course who are on the sick, they're still being made to do it, even though they can't work. woman with hands like claws almost got sanctioned for not doing a typing course. i just come home, put my headphones and listen to metal until the urge to kill dissipates
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:23, Reply)
Did you ask this at the end of your interview
When they said "do you have any questions?"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:04, Reply)
not an interview
4-week mandatory course
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:05, Reply)
4 weeks? Fucking hell that's a bit much

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:17, Reply)
You get less
for GBH in most cases.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:19, Reply)
and that's after
2 telesales courses, 2 team-building courses and a forklift driving course
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:21, Reply)
During a stint out of work a couple of years ago I had to go on a telesales course
Colossal waste of time, we had an interview at the end of it, conveniently they hired pretty much all of us, threw us straight on the phones, then sacked everyone who hadn't made a sale after two weeks (just in time for the next lot of "new starters" coming from the course). One person sacked off the course for a job interview, didn't get it, and got sanctioned for not showing up. It's a stupid part of the jobseeker process that just serves to throw people into shit jobs for fear of being cut off.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Christ
Last time I signed on you just had to go in and speak to someone. "Have you performed any work, paid or unpaid, in the last two weeks?"
"No"
"Here's a cheque"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:33, Reply)
this is quite awful imho, trigger warning watches
www.elevenjames.com
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:55, Reply)
I'm in sales, so anything that helps me look sharp, feel confident, and exude success is a must.
I can't think of any one thing that achieves all those things better than a fine timepiece, and being able to explore the whole realm of them, from sport watches to dress styles, just makes it even more fun
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:03, Reply)
Your Eleven James membership is an all-access pass to discovery, networking, and fun.
From rare whiskey tastings to Q&As with renowned watchmakers to meet-and-greets with top pro athletes, our events, like our watches, provide great stories and memories.

Fuck me, imagine what these cunts are like.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:05, Reply)
do i have to?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:06, Reply)
It'll be pop-collared polo shirts and copies of GQ as far as the eye can see

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:07, Reply)
it's a bit late but maybe you could make use of this for next year
blog.elevenjames.com/10-style-hacks-ace-your-summer-look/
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:11, Reply)
Hahaha
That is the fucking worst thing ever
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:13, Reply)
"playing cornhole with a beer in your hand"
What's your signature scent, 2H?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:15, Reply)
Is 'cornhole' the one where you get to arse fuck the first one of your mates to pass out drunk?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:34, Reply)
I always make sure I'm wearing boat shoes when I'm cornholing

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:22, Reply)
How do you dopp?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:25, Reply)
I wash my willy in the sink

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:26, Reply)
#lifehacks

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:28, Reply)
and the rest of the pub wishes you'd stop

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:30, Reply)
better than a penis beaker

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:34, Reply)
By raising one arm in the air and putting the other across my face.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:31, Reply)
”I'm in sales, so anything that helps me look sharp, feel confident, and exude success is a must."
I hope they start a similar service for clothes, help out this poor sap who struggles to dress himself.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:04, Reply)
too slow, chicken marengo

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:05, Reply)
Last time you mentioned that, I looked up the recipe.
Sounds nice.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:07, Reply)
k making this for tea tonight

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:35, Reply)
I hope when Jeremy Corbyn becomes king cunts like that are first against the wall.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:18, Reply)
I hope the wall is covered with broken glass.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:19, Reply)
it's an american website with american customers, not sure corbyn will help you

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:21, Reply)
I'm in Wales, so anything that makes it harder for sheep to spot me creeping up on them is a must.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:06, Reply)
This is what would been created
by a successful Alan Partridge from an alternate universe.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:12, Reply)
I'm in jail, so anything that helps to protect my bottom is a must.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:13, Reply)
I'm in Sails. My chums in the boat club played a delightful prank wrapping me up in them but I think they must have forgot about me. Could someone please help me out.
Please.
Hello.
Someone.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:19, Reply)
I'm in Salis.
Cracking cheese, Grommit!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:23, Reply)
You've reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxAallorFJo
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:26, Reply)
see? they're board killers
the truth
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:01, Reply)
My house
It needs floors upstairs, plasterboard on the walls and a window where there is none. I'm hoping that by the time I get home tonight some of these will have been installed.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:02, Reply)
if there are no floors upstairs, can it be said to have an upstairs at all?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:04, Reply)
Woah

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:06, Reply)
It has floorboards
but no chipboard on them. It has plasterboard beneath (mostly, not above the shower where I slipped and put my foot through).
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:06, Reply)
shut up, deadface

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:26, Reply)
when Doveston rubs his cisgender in our faces

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:05, Reply)
That futuristic writing that you got in Buck Rogers
it went like bUCK rOGERS oFFICE in that shite 80's type face.

Load of wank.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:07, Reply)

content.altfonts.com:88/img/W/E/WestminsterA.png
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:09, Reply)
If my work PC had that, I would switch my default email font, right away.
Make people think I'm a robot.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:12, Reply)
^

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:13, Reply)
i send all of mine in comic sans so that no-one will read them

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 16:27, Reply)
Open borders, refugee thread, in advance of mongy's impending thread deletion.
Everyone behave, though, or I'll have to make mongy build a wall.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not a brickie, soz

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:50, Reply)
I don't want anyone from Guam coming over
they can fuck off
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:50, Reply)
I don't even know where Guam is, but I do know I don't like it or its people.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:51, Reply)
They are Americans

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:55, Reply)
Guam is in America?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:02, Reply)
it's in AN america

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
Nah, it's a pacific island

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
you're a pacific island

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:05, Reply)
I'm a principality ACTUALLY

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:12, Reply)
if we're honest, most of the time you're a barnacle-covered groyne

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:16, Reply)
I'm an atoll at best :(

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:24, Reply)
bikini?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:25, Reply)
if you play your cards right

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:30, Reply)
cor, i think i just got a 'brucie bonus'

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:51, Reply)
"I'm in charge!"
*glares*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:57, Reply)
bog troll, more like

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:29, Reply)
MODS

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:30, Reply)
show me your peninsula

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:21, Reply)
Whereabouts?
Be more pacific
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:05, Reply)
No, but they run it, anyone born there is an American

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:04, Reply)
Fuck off you liberal queerbo

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:51, Reply)
K

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:53, Reply)
*POST DELETED*

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:54, Reply)
happy to help

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
When tropes backfire: B3TA edition

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:06, Reply)
where's my free house and food credits, prick?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:55, Reply)
The baby-boomers took all the handouts.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:57, Reply)
the thing is don't i like skittles so it's a bit of a moot point that three might be poisonous because i wouldn't eat them anyway

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:57, Reply)
replace skittles with confectionery you do like and it all becomes too real

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:58, Reply)
Peanut M&Ms will only kill you if you have a nut allergy.
What's Trump going to do about allergy sufferers, that's what I want to know?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:59, Reply)
i sentence write good

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:21, Reply)
So, Bridget Jones's Baby, eh?
That's something
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:59, Reply)
let's go and watch it then hit a bar and goss

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:01, Reply)
I haven't seen the first one, will that spoil it ?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:02, Reply)
nah

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
Moaning woman complains about being single, then flits between 2 men.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:27, Reply)
Titanic?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:29, Reply)
Nah, she slimmed down a bit for this one.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Not really. She's a fictional character.
Unless you've performed some arcane ritual with the corpse of Helen Fielding?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:02, Reply)
Saw Hunt For The Wilderpeople last week
That was great that was.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:03, Reply)
I was considering going to see that this week.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:12, Reply)
It iws my favourite film of the year so far
Same director as What We Do In The Shadows.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:18, Reply)
also, currently directing the next thor film

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This fact gives me very high hopes for it

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:23, Reply)
yeah, i'm well excited
did you see the short they made for comic con?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:26, Reply)
Yes, that ticked all the boxes of What We Do In The Shadows
I hope there is going to be a random Rhys Darby cameo.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:29, Reply)
Been meaning to see what we do in the shadows and all.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:30, Reply)
Great small comedy film
Really worth seeing.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:31, Reply)
^ likes pasgetti

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:34, Reply)
"We stole that idea from the Lost Boys"
"But I put a nice twist on it"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
it is, but has anyone adequately explained why?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:15, Reply)
Not according to my findings, no

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:23, Reply)
oh my god, there's a website where you can get these made:
who wants some?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:02, Reply)
Yes please.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:02, Reply)
i'm well tempted but $30 a pair +p&p is a bit steep

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:04, Reply)
Are they cheaper if we buy in bulk?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:07, Reply)
doesn't appear to be
postage might be reduced a bit but it came up as $300 for 10 pairs
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:11, Reply)
Windy Pig, cupping the taint as always

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:04, Reply)
damn straight
If you can get some significant threads / flounces, then even better
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:05, Reply)
there's only really
one thread that fits
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:12, Reply)
^this

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:13, Reply)
I've always wanted Two Hats on my crotch
OP delivered!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:06, Reply)
Do they do QOTW ones?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:09, Reply)
what, nappies?
i don't think so
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:18, Reply)
Yes please

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:13, Reply)
$30 though
why aren't these ludicrous whims cheaper?!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:16, Reply)
Fools and money and all that

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:22, Reply)
Save money by buying some cheap white underpants and scribbling 'alright' and 'morning' all over them in black marker.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:24, Reply)
More LifeHackz(R) from the 2Can Man

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:33, Reply)
but what if you want the pre-stained McBeef Signature Edition?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:35, Reply)
Couple of spoonfuls of bisto and some warm water.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:40, Reply)
Can we have a pun thread please? We haven't done one for a while

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:26, Reply)
You could, you know, start one.
If you have any inspiration, like.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Pundercats

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Tropic Punder

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:32, Reply)
The Puns of Navarone

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:34, Reply)
Crocodile Pundee

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:39, Reply)
Naked Pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
puns on the run

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
Eternal punshine of the spotless mind

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
The man with the golden pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Equilibripun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Way of the Pun.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:39, Reply)
Tears Of The Pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:41, Reply)
Hour of the Pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:44, Reply)
Into The Pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Mr. Magorium's Punder Emporium

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:40, Reply)
Lola Punnt

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:42, Reply)
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Punner

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
The Punning Man

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:44, Reply)
cool punnings

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
pun fatboy pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Pune

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:47, Reply)
Harold and Kumar get the Punchies

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:47, Reply)
Punich

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:49, Reply)
The Man From P.U.N.C.L.E.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:49, Reply)
Alvin and the Chippunks

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:50, Reply)
The Six Million Dollar Pun.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Naked Punch

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Don't tell pun the babysitter's dead.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Stop! Or my pun will shoot.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:54, Reply)
Top Pun

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Rise Of The Planet Of The Japes

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:45, Reply)
loltergeist

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:48, Reply)
Fnargo

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:51, Reply)
The Houpla Jose Wales.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:55, Reply)
Hahahappy Gilmore

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:57, Reply)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Chortles

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:00, Reply)
Cheers.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:06, Reply)
Trufax or Gakes On A Plane

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:57, Reply)
Quiplash

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:02, Reply)
:) ;) :| People

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:03, Reply)
Shenanigangs of New York

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:07, Reply)
Who Framed ROFL Rabbit

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:09, Reply)
16 Mocks

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:11, Reply)
Training Gay

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:13, Reply)
Free Willy Bum-Bum

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:18, Reply)
Bum and Bummer

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:18, Reply)
Kung Fu Pander

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:24, Reply)
Sex, Lies, and QOTW

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:05, Reply)
Legless in Seattle

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:07, Reply)
teh fear and loathing in las vegas

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:17, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:18, Reply)
Cheers!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:20, Reply)
What's Eating Albert Liemallow?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:20, Reply)
Fairholme Alabama

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:22, Reply)
Saturday Night DVDFever

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:32, Reply)
SLVAs on a Plane!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:34, Reply)
Emvee for vendetta

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Dr Skagra: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:38, Reply)
The Win D. Pig in the Willows

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:41, Reply)
That would be punderful

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:32, Reply)
i've behaved all day
it's making me feel a bit stabby, tbh
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 15:37, Reply)
bump

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
tickle

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
strong

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
bounce

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
forgetful

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:55, Reply)
forgetful

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:56, Reply)
Bollocks to that
PIGGEH!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:51, Reply)
You got a purdy mouth, Muppso.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:54, Reply)
Why thank you, MuMo
such a charmer
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:44, Reply)
i'm wearing a new pair of boxers today, nice and snug, material's comfy, elastic not too taut
8/10
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:54, Reply)
Polka dots?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:56, Reply)
grey with a darker grey elastic band

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:57, Reply)
I got some red ones recently
I look like a whore
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:08, Reply)
they shouldn't be on display, your short shorts are too short

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:10, Reply)
I only ever wear black
outlaws wear black
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:11, Reply)
That is just about the sexiest thing I've ever heard

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:13, Reply)
/talk in pants form

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:38, Reply)
oh yeah lol

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:40, Reply)
might get a screenshot of the 8000000th post and get it printed on some fabric
then make pants out of it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:49, Reply)
omg

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:55, Reply)
I always forget they do the buttons up on new boxers, nearly pissed myself.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Briefs can do one, boxers are the way and the light.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:58, Reply)
My dad was a big fan of the tanga.
The mental scarring may never heal.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:03, Reply)
I heard manolith sometimes wears a pair of boxers.
One on each index finger.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:25, Reply)
trips get

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:55, Reply)
*worships*

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:25, Reply)
I know I'm talking about GBBO again
But heard a bit of news over the weekend which makes Channel 4 look really dumb. BBC Worldwide holds the international right of the programme until 2028. Yep, C4 can't even make money off the international versions.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:55, Reply)
Great British WANKY SHIT BOLLOCKS FOR CRETINS WITH FUCKALL BETTER TO DO
more like
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:56, Reply)
Thats such a Beefy comment
He would be proud
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:01, Reply)
he dead or summat?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Almost
he went to america
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:10, Reply)
He hasn't posted in a few hours, so we have to assume so.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:11, Reply)
NNNNNNHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
NHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Nope, sorry, I strained really hard but I still can't seem to be able to give a fuck.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Nice bit in popbitch about it last week as well
Apparently Mary Berry had no idea and found out on the TV.

I'll stop now :(
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:59, Reply)
I hope 4 poach Strictly... next.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Knew that Ed Balls was going to be shocking
But Greg Rutherford was a surprise.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:00, Reply)
I have no idea who that is.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Gold medallist long jump
Got bronze in Brazil
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:40, Reply)
Poach Strictly is the name of the next reality cooking show

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:05, Reply)
I'll poach you with my penis if you carry on
/ac
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:06, Reply)
oh shit

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:08, Reply)
What was the last decent documentary or piece of investigative journalism on TV?
If shite like GBBO and the phenomenon of reality TV can be alive and well decades after their creation, despite the horse's skeleton having been flogged to dust ages ago, there must be nothing else in the schedules.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:09, Reply)
who needs panorama when you've got mrs brown's boys?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:12, Reply)
everyone's on youtube watching videos of people playing FIFA 17

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:14, Reply)

people playing FIFA 17 my little pony fan fiction
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:17, Reply)
I'll post some on QOTW

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:21, Reply)
BBC4 has those covered.
I don't watch BBC4.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Well perhaps you fucking should.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:17, Reply)
But it's really boring, Gormo.
TV is for entertainment. If I want to learn something, I'll read a book.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:18, Reply)
books can be pretty boring too tbh
i'mma just play some video games
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:20, Reply)
Too much effort.
I'll just watch a YouTube video of you playing, instead.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:22, Reply)
I quite like gbbo, but your general point stands.
But it's not really that important. The only people that still plan their evening around the telly watch that sort of shit, so it appears to always be on. I find stuff on the I player a fair bit when I'm mooching around for something to watch
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:17, Reply)
This is quite possibly the first credible answer I've heard to this question.
Televisual media is no longer dependent on the scheduling choices of channels to the extent that people who are content to sit in front of the small screen and vegetate for entire evenings at a time will watch literally anything you show them. Meanwhile all the interesting programs are hosted on websites and available on demand.

Hearing about the existence of 'Gogglebox' was the last straw for me. Did they do a second series, featuring random people watching the first series of 'Gogglebox'? Christ.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:22, Reply)
I'm not sure about gogglebox, but it's possible.
But bbc3 and bbc4 do the odd bits of good stuff. Bbc is basically like radio2 and should be shut down.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:24, Reply)
Radio 2's been the stomping-ground for moribund old farts for at least the past 25 years.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:25, Reply)
Careful what you wish for
Sky has a combined programming budget of over £4.6 billion, yet can't get decent traction for anything other than sports and HBO content.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:33, Reply)
The problem with that is that when you do want to flop in front of the telly and vegetate there's nothing to watch, and when I'm hungover I don't really want the burden of choice.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:25, Reply)
^ this
Sometimes, channel-hopping into the middle of an episode of Columbo is all you really want.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:26, Reply)
I must have an abnormally low boredom threshold or something.
The concept of channel-hopping in itself doesn't bother me; if I could flick between nature programs, science documentaries and history series, that wouldn't be bad in the slightest. But instead you get fifty channels of reality TV chavs and peasants.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:31, Reply)
There is a lack of documentary, but sometimes you strike gold.
Like yesterday showing all of Africa with Attenborough I had that on all afternoon as I was popping in and out.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:34, Reply)
ooh check out mr intellect here with his yearn for high brow telly shows

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:37, Reply)
I dunno, i can normally find a police interceptors or a can't pay we'll take it away or a second rate action film on channel 5.
Or a car build show or loads of stuff.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:33, Reply)
5USA is my channel of last resort.
If all else fails, there's probably an episode of NCIS that I can nod off to.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:36, Reply)
Watching fat idiots shouting at the TV isn't your idea of good TV?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:25, Reply)
They are either fed lines
Or it is whittled down from 80 hours of footage. It does my nut in that programme.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:35, Reply)
It is genuinely awful,
and everyone involved should be killed.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:37, Reply)
i watch it, despite more than half of them being complete pricks

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:41, Reply)
They ask where the great dramas and comedies went
They can't/won't pay the going rate, so you have jeffs on a sofa churning out bullshit as they are cheap as chips to pay. It is shit to the nth degree.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:43, Reply)
The whole concept was stolen from the NTV segment of Noel's House Party anyway.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:43, Reply)
Add that to his list of TV crimes
Sadly the cosmos is on his side.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:45, Reply)
they've never gone full goggleception
but they did show them watching the awards show where gogglebox won a couple
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:56, Reply)
The last big one was on the care homes scandal a few years ago
The last few Panorama's have been about the Labour Party, gambling addiction, Sellafield safety, and the one tonight is about Aleppo. So they are pretty big subject

Problem is with this stuff is that people just don't bother to watch it unless it is really important to them. People don't sit down and watch TV anymore in a normal way. Last week there was a great documentary about Conceptual Art on BBC4 which I wouldn't have known about apart from the trailer stuck out and grabbed me.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:26, Reply)
Also another factor is this
People sit down to watch tv, see that they don't look the like of the things on the terrestrial tv (and that doc looks a bit bleak to watch now etc etc) and then get lost watching something on a different channel that kinda fitted their mood for that moment.

Lots of people then say "there is fuck all on" without even thinking of trawling the iPlayer or such to see that thing you might have missed last week that you didn't bother to PVR. Viewing has changed from being "this is on so I'll watch it" to "thats looks OK but I'm not in the mood for it, oh but Ice Road Truckers is on"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:29, Reply)
Oh everyone has said this
Ah well
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:33, Reply)
With 60+ channels on free view,
it's not totally unreasonable to expect to find something good on. But there usually isn't, so most of what I watch is either PVR or VOD, unless the missus has ITV3 on a background noise - or ITV2, if I'm unlucky.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:34, Reply)
Appointment to view is dead for anyone under 40
The next big thing will be curated channel content because at the moment it is a bloody mess to find anything you want on the VOD platforms without filling a screen with choices.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:38, Reply)
Thanks to me watching a could of anime series,
Netflix keeps offering Pokémon as suggested viewing.

Stuff like Robot Wars or Doctor Who (or Bake Off) makes quite good appointment viewing for families, but we almost always end up iPlayering them, anyway. Yeah, broadcast TV is probably in its death throes.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:44, Reply)
There will always be linear channels
But it'll work differently, probably guessing on your previous picks whether you like watching comedy at 8pm or you want a drama on Thursdays.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:47, Reply)
I've got some kodi plugins with dodgy streams. It's quite nice having a channel that's just random simpsons episodes and that.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:45, Reply)
Sky One?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:48, Reply)
Dunno, I've not looked at sky in years.
When I was a kid I felt left out, but it is just more channels of absolute bollocks isn't it?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:51, Reply)
If Pick TV is anything to go by, then yes.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is the other future
Channels built around genres that you like. At the moment, before bed viewing in the Keybo house is a playlist of 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Bobs Burgers at @Midnight.

You'll soon probably have curated channels like this that you can skip through ones you don't want to watch to an episode you do. But this all relies on you knowing the content before you do it as you'd never accept a new programme in a mix of olds.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:52, Reply)
How is this better than the current VOD offerings that offer suggestions based on previous viewing?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:00, Reply)
Difference is, it'll auto play and you'll choose in the moment it starts if you want to watch it or not
So removing the anxiety of choice
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Like normal TV, but you'd always catch the start of the programme?
Nah.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 14:52, Reply)
I'm still not happy about my parcel.
Why hasn't grr offered to go down there and sort it out. If there was anything he needed here in the UK we'd be d over backward to help him
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:08, Reply)
yeah, cos I was absolutely inundated with zero double deckers when I wanted one
you selfish prick
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:09, Reply)
That is a good point.
There was some stupid tv advert for them the other day. Thought of you. Didn't go buy any and post them.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:12, Reply)
#ignoringgrrryslackofdoubledeckers

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:12, Reply)
I'll fly over there and sort it for you

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:10, Reply)
Ok, nice

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:12, Reply)
I made a golden syrup cake without thinking
and it's way too big. I'm going to have to take some into work. Fuck.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:13, Reply)
it will keep
just put it in a tin
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:14, Reply)
fuck those pricks at work
you made it, you own it, you eat it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:15, Reply)
You reckon?
Thing is, as big as it is, there's not enough for everyone at work. I'm in a right old state, $$. *wipes tears*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:16, Reply)
touch your willy for a bit
you'll be right as rain in no time
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:17, Reply)
It might be too big for the tin :(

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:15, Reply)
that's what she said!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:45, Reply)
My youngest stormed out of the room in a huff after Paul Hollywood complained about a cake being too big.
Cakes are serious business, and bigger is always better.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:16, Reply)
Paul Hollywood looks like the sort of person who cons nans into signing over their wills.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:20, Reply)
Paul Hollywood moaned about ginger biscuits tasting of ginger.
Paul Hollywood can fuck right off.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:28, Reply)
striketh the bottom so,
bottom doth getters go go go
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:41, Reply)
Might have to delete this thread

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:41, Reply)
it turned gay quick

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:42, Reply)
It sure has, and it was meant to be a reply to windy but I fucked up

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 13:44, Reply)
I ordered something off ebay and the bloke gave me a tracking number but it's polish mail and I can't read the website and the Google translate is no good.
How about your tracking number?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:58, Reply)
It's long, accurate and punctual

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:58, Reply)
airWAHEY bill, more like

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:59, Reply)
I was going to gaz this to Grrrmachine as he was helpful with polish stuff, but as we needed a new thread I thought this would do.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:00, Reply)
fuck grrrmachin
go to the polish embassy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:05, Reply)
mate, I work out of the British Embassy, the beds are comfier

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Amazon logistics are a bunch of lying pricks
no delivery attempt made on the day it was due
claimed they called but there was no answer the next day
marked as delivered the third day
I still have not received it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:02, Reply)
I bought a guitar neck from eBay once
Worryingly, the listing was marked 'Delivered'. I contacted the seller and told them I hadn't recieved it. I got an email saying simply "The Vicar has it"
Naturally, I found this curious. Half an hour later a fucking vicar turns up at the front door with my parcel. He lives three streets away. Fucking delivery pricks.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:05, Reply)
at least they told the truth
my parcel was apparently handed to 'A beg able Agunpiade'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)
lol
I had a foreign counterpart once advise me that a delivery was signed for by someone named "Illegible"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:11, Reply)
Do fucking vicars have different duties from regular vicars?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:34, Reply)

www.quora.com/What-is-the-meaning-of-a-tarts-and-vicars-party
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:35, Reply)
this looks like a poem
i'm not going to read it and assume it's the most beautiful poem ever written
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:09, Reply)
also, just to make sure this doesn't get missed
b3ta.com/talk/7992776
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:09, Reply)
Woah!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)
Yeah, that counts
errrrrrrrrm.....
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)
right?
i was sort of hoping that i'd find a 'slutty abacus' halloween costume or something equally absurd. i was NOT expecting the involvement of playground equipment
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:32, Reply)
I was broke and I needed the money

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:39, Reply)
couldn't you have painted them to look like the others?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:45, Reply)
I could have
but that would have cost them more
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:47, Reply)
fair enough
tit for tat
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:02, Reply)
Why don't you just put it on the popular page then?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:11, Reply)
because i can't do that and wouldn't regardless

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:13, Reply)
You can ask for help mate
here you go
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:05, Reply)

i.imgur.com/K6kH5Rn.png
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:11, Reply)
How about this?
sledzenie.poczta-polska.pl
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:14, Reply)
Got it now.
Just says "item posting" a date and the name of a post office in Poland. Although that does prove he marked it shipped nearly a week before he actually shipped it. The lying prick. I hate ebay.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:15, Reply)
to be fair to the prick
it'll probably sit at that status until it gets stuffed into a container in Gdansk whenever there's space, unless you forked out for air freight. Gdansk only registers it once it's actually on the boat.

And you'll be able to track it via Royal Mail once it's off the boat.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:18, Reply)
Bullshit.
Would the tracking number change once royal mail get it?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:20, Reply)
maybe, but it'll be linked to the old one anyway
I bet, right, you could even track the package on Royal Mail's site RIGHT NOW if you wanted to
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:23, Reply)
Nope. Typed it in to there, comes up nothing.
Bit annoying.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:49, Reply)
I set up a google analytics tracking number to follow my crowdfunding campaign
I'm not exactly sure why
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:06, Reply)
because you're an irredeemable dweeb, obvs

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:10, Reply)

dr h
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:16, Reply)
yeah, but nearly $100 richer than I was last time you called me that

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:32, Reply)
that's fine, as long as you promise me this
when you become a billionaire, don't do a palmer luckey ok?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:35, Reply)
Parma Violet more like

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:36, Reply)
he probably is a bit chalky and rubbish, yes

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:41, Reply)
I promise nothing

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Bit personal
Are you trying to catfish me?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:26, Reply)
+Johnny

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:30, Reply)
*points*
*impregnates*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:35, Reply)
rigid
always rigid
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:36, Reply)
^porn version of Monsters Inc

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Monsters Pink!
lolololol
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:39, Reply)
two in the monsters pink and one in the monsters stink

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:41, Reply)
woah

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:42, Reply)
i'm starting to think this 20p coffee might not be very good

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:42, Reply)
I can't believe your company charges you for hot drinks
we get ours free! FREE I TELLS YA!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:43, Reply)
we have a kettle and everything in the office
but we have to supply our own knobs tea and coffee
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:46, Reply)
our boss buys it (or the receptionist takes petty cash and buys it)
you get what you're given, though. Sometimes Nescafe Azera Americano coffee or supermarket own brand coffee .
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:48, Reply)
yeah my problem is that i work from multiple offices so i don't really have anywhere to keep coffee etc.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:50, Reply)
there's a little tuk tuk thing here that's got a full coffee machine setup in the back
they never seem to use it and it looks quite easy to steal. you can have it if you like?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:58, Reply)
yeah go on then

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:04, Reply)
Keep it in your pockets.
Duh
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:58, Reply)

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/59/d3/18/59d31857d5b371367606c0b4b85a5b5d.jpg
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:03, Reply)
fererro's got ya covered
coffee-fiesta.com/shop_ordered/5682/shop_pic/176372.jpg?time=1468609094
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:04, Reply)
Ferrero always has my back

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:07, Reply)
^ambassador

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:32, Reply)
if it were free i'd just get an iv line full of coffee next to my desk

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:48, Reply)
no one really abuses it here
it's like we're one big happy family and this isn't a soul destroying job that we all do just to survive.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:49, Reply)
i don't understand

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:59, Reply)
apparently, there are jobs people enjoy

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:04, Reply)
blowjobs, you mean?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:05, Reply)
how crass

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:15, Reply)
crass, gas or ass
nobody rides for free
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:34, Reply)
"'Tis better to give than to receive. "

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:19, Reply)
big jobs, you mean?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:16, Reply)
big trak, you mean?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:34, Reply)
I've just had an email telling me that the present I've ordered for the boy's birthday is out of stock and will take 3 weeks to procure.
Bum.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:08, Reply)
That pisses me off
I bought a pokemon game from Tesco online, then two days later they emailed me to say that they'd made a mistake and I wouldn't be getting the game. Cunts.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:17, Reply)
"In stock", they said.
Useless. Still, it's just over 3 weeks until his birthday, so we might get away with it.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:22, Reply)
Christ, what sort of parent buys their kid's gifts that far in advance?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:25, Reply)
A parent who knows that what he wants isn't readily available in the shops and who will have to rely on buying it mail-order, that's what.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:29, Reply)

?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:20, Reply)
That's very kind of you, but I'm not sure he'd appreciate it.
Unless...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:28, Reply)
looks like a Garbage Pail kid

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:45, Reply)
This sounds like Jingle All The Way but 3 months early
Is it a Turbo-Man? And are you Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sinbad?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:24, Reply)
I genuinely love that film.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:30, Reply)
what was the present? 'my first moustache wax'?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:24, Reply)
All my kids grew full beards before they stated preschool.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:31, Reply)
they're overcompensating for your complete lack of testosterone

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:33, Reply)
I was the last kid in my class to hit puberty.
By quite a long margin, too.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:41, Reply)
fuck shit willy willy bum bum
fuck shit bum bum
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:40, Reply)
only 7130 posts to go until we hit 8,000,000

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:42, Reply)
7128

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:47, Reply)
What's the prize for the lucky /talker who gets the magic 8,000,000?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:48, Reply)
rape

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:49, Reply)
+a bag of four g
+s
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
i think their post gets a special colour
such as: b3ta.com/talk/7000000

manolith will send you nudes too
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:50, Reply)
I can't see that.
Who was it?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:52, Reply)
baldmonkey

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:55, Reply)
this is true but they're nudes of sammi, bou and syncubus

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:52, Reply)
i'm so excited

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:49, Reply)
morning
I woke with a need to take a massive shit. I made it to the toilet in time.

How are you unlike Richard McBeef?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 6:56, Reply)
Monring
I'm not called Richard, and I generally don't like hip-the-hop
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:16, Reply)
I don't think Richard is actually called Richard though

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:26, Reply)
Well that's something we both have in common then
Hip hop can still get to fuck
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:43, Reply)
How about the Wham Rap?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:46, Reply)
most rap sounds like they've chewed too many Whams already

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:47, Reply)
Polish for 'penis'

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:48, Reply)
chuj w dupie, frajer

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:54, Reply)
chuj w ranek

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 7:58, Reply)
well that's just rude

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:01, Reply)
potem po prostu odejść

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:04, Reply)
#

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:04, Reply)
a terez smutno jestem

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:07, Reply)
I am sad and Terez

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:09, Reply)
Probably this looks hilarious to a Pole in the same way that we might find amusement in Chinglish internet posts

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:12, Reply)
Poles are always bemused that non-Poles would ever bother to learn their bizarre language
apparently I've got a decent grasp of the language, but my accent sounds like a retarded child
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:13, Reply)
It does seem a lot of trouble to go to, just to be sure the builder you got in isn't calling you rude names to his mates

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:15, Reply)
don't the builders in Poland come from another country further down the economic scale than them?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:47, Reply)
Just so long as they're still white

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:51, Reply)
Ukranians for the most part
Poles reckon a million have migrated here since their civil war, yet they don't go on about refugees like the Germans do cos the krauts are such whingey crybabies.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:52, Reply)
Ukraine if you want to, the lady is not for craning.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:16, Reply)
Cause your friends don't crane and if they don't crane
then they're no friends of mine
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:27, Reply)
my dog ben has a crane what is really big
sometimes he cranes over buildings
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:15, Reply)
do you apply that with a brush or a cloth?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:45, Reply)
gentleman's choice

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:16, Reply)
I can drive a car.
My tastebuds work.
I don't live in London.
I'm not a racist.

With all that, and more, taken into consideration, it's amazing that I'm so fond of him, really.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:08, Reply)
I think everyone here feels that amazement, mo-mu

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:13, Reply)
Wh'appen Grrry
I'm not like Richard McBeef off the internet because I'm neither currently in the United States of Liemallow or engaged to be married.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:09, Reply)
yeah, but when he comes back here and gets hitched, you'll have things in common with him
you'll be shitting yourself at train stations soon enough, mark my words
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:14, Reply)
+skid lol

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:14, Reply)

id ee-
l
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:16, Reply)
we both know who *won't* be laughing at that joke

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:21, Reply)
What's that, sonny?
*ear trumpets*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:31, Reply)
Not sure about that one.
I haven't lived in the UK for ten years and I'm unmarried, no do I appreciate the hype-hopper music. On the other hand, I will agree with him that people who stand in line in pubs having a wanky beer discussion with the barnman and then ordering wine are shitcunts.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:22, Reply)
phew
your underwear is safe. For now.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:24, Reply)
I'm bald

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:27, Reply)
does Richard McBeef sport a shaven haven, or a Mirkwood forest?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:29, Reply)
Two words
Man. Bun.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:30, Reply)
OH SHIT
I bet even Londoners are embarrassed to stand near him on the Tube
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:32, Reply)
Nah m8, he's the shoreditch vampire

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:41, Reply)
it's ok
he had his before it was fashionable
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:48, Reply)
That's true
but only because he's 175 years old. A Hundred and Seventy Five Years Old!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:54, Reply)
and a chinese

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:55, Reply)
that's so much worse

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:55, Reply)
tell me it's wet shaved so I can stroke you

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:38, Reply)
Of course it is

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:39, Reply)
I'm giddy with excitement

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:55, Reply)
Hello Giddy with Excitement, I'm TH!
oh hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:57, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:04, Reply)
Oh wow nice 1 m8

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:28, Reply)
morning
probably because i think hitler and those nazi fellas were pretty bad, actually
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:30, Reply)
yeah, but what's your opinion on their dress sense?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:32, Reply)
bit presumptious, m8

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:32, Reply)
URL story
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806587/Adolf-Hitler-talked-plot-occupy-Isle-Wight.html
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:35, Reply)
nolens nolens gammler gammler

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:40, Reply)
that's just who i am

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:54, Reply)
I know x

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:15, Reply)
just submitted my application for that job
feel a bit sick about the whole thing

this is going to be the best birthday ever
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:18, Reply)
not sure

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:36, Reply)
Do you have a top knot man bun thing?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:48, Reply)
I have a flat top

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:52, Reply)
Yeah, but what's your hair like?
hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:03, Reply)
edur

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:04, Reply)
come on, I didn't laugh big

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:05, Reply)
I take it back

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:08, Reply)
great
I meant no offence
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:09, Reply)

?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:10, Reply)
Morning
I am not like Richard because I do not have a bizarre collection of trainers.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:41, Reply)
what's your footwear of choice?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:53, Reply)
I've worn the same pair of boots for about 8 years. New pair every year or so.
Although if I'm feeling fancy I wear my snake skin cowboy boots.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:14, Reply)
You must be running a boot surplus.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:17, Reply)
Preparing for the apocalypse

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:24, Reply)
late with the alice in chains reply, soz

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 12:25, Reply)
I've only got one mum

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:44, Reply)
also, morning

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:44, Reply)
Hey.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:47, Reply)
hi hun how r u xx

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:49, Reply)
^ monomummed

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:53, Reply)

mummed
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:55, Reply)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:57, Reply)
^b&

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:02, Reply)
i'm watching you

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:18, Reply)
^ always watching

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:19, Reply)
^ ceiling cat

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:27, Reply)

i.imgur.com/4LXcf.png
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:20, Reply)
how dare you!
I might not have anything on
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:29, Reply)
that's what i'm counting on

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:18, Reply)
^treats Tangled like some sort of sexual abacus

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:21, Reply)
i can't believe i googled that at work and i'm equally shocked that the payoff was so good
i.imgur.com/bODTRO8.png nsfw(ish)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:08, Reply)
Ahoy hoy
I'm not like Richard as I'm returning to work and will not call whatever you like shit.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:44, Reply)
I like big butts and I can not lie

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:53, Reply)
That is your personal choice
I prefer ones that look like a landslide
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:58, Reply)
I'm glad someone on here has a positive outlook on life

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:53, Reply)
Life's too short to hate everything
It is best to pinpoint it on to Rod Liddle, Donald Trump, Katie Hopkins, and Jon Gaunt.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:02, Reply)
Katie Hopkins WANTS you to hate her, that's her whole thing
If she was nice, no one would even know who she is. She's basically human click bait who doesn't care whether or not her children get the shit kicked out of them at school.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:04, Reply)
someone at work said she was quite pleasant and fair in the big brother house
really makes me hate her even more
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:06, Reply)
I dare say she was
she had to be nice in there, because otherwise she would've been told to leave. She's all about the payola.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:07, Reply)
And what I mean by 'nice'
is not saying that refugee children should all drown and people who aren't british should be machine gunned at the borders.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:08, Reply)
Even channel 4 draw the line somewhere

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:09, Reply)
In the run up to brexit, I expect British people will be machine-gunned at the border.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:14, Reply)
Yes, publicity is her oxygen
It is a shame what she says does not constitute a hate crime and the people she punches down to are never specific enough or rich enough to do her for libel or slander. One day she'll pick the wrong target in the desperation to fill column inches and get taken down.

Rod Liddle it seems just hates women though.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:27, Reply)
I'm not bent

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:52, Reply)
you don't harp on about food all the time either
morning
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:54, Reply)
it's days like today that make me think about how different the world could've been had diana survived that car crash
princess of my heart
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:24, Reply)
so true

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:26, Reply)
she'd have become a flabby washed out middle aged mother, driven to a crippling addicition of antidepressants
and people would have mourned Mother Teresa instead
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:28, Reply)
#NoMoreHeroes

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:30, Reply)
^travis touchdown

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:21, Reply)
saint princess diana has a nice ring to it
brb gonna set up an e-petition
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:32, Reply)
My mother claimed she watched the tv all night for updates
Actually I told her in the morning because MTV had just started playing sad music and displayed a bar on screen telling people to turn on the news. She shrugged, put some washing out and then didn't bother with the news till about 1pm.

But good re-visioning on her part for a story.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:34, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:34, Reply)
I'll never forget that night
Ruined my career as a Dodi Fayed look-a-like.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:28, Reply)
Weirdly, mine picked up

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:30, Reply)
being born with the sort of face that looks as though it has been through a car crash isn't all bad news

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:34, Reply)
So many more rich businessmen to fuck, and so little time
Sleep well, your highness
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:29, Reply)
are you calling the nation's princess a tart?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Absolutely not
Her self-esteem was so low that she would fuck anyone who was nice to her. Lucky for her, she moved in very wealthy circles. The council estate version of Diana would've turned out how Grrrmachine described above.
And I hate agreeing with Grrrmachine.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:32, Reply)
I'd ram it hard into her fanny

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:49, Reply)
only if she consented

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:49, Reply)
natch
+s
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:00, Reply)
I'm just glad that we have Kate now to carry on her good work

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Shock horror
Pippa's iCloud hack is only revealed now... As she has a book to sell.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:35, Reply)
are her nude pics in the book too?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:39, Reply)
are the nude pics of her bottom?
I have literally no interest otherwise
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:40, Reply)
i dunno, but i have a mate who was really excited when "the fappening" happened
went around downloading as much as he possibly could, filled up a 2tb external hard drive. he'll probably have the pippa pics before anyone else, so i'll let you know
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:43, Reply)
Smart move.
You never know when the internet might run out of pictures of boobs.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:47, Reply)
he sounds great

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:48, Reply)
a real winner, for sure

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:54, Reply)
Someone at work told me that he got a letter from Ben Dover telling him to stop illegally downloading his films
I was more surpised by the fact that he's actually downloading porn
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:55, Reply)
gutted

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Is shagging Will Carling an obligation for the mothers of future kings?
James Hewett's missed his chance again.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:35, Reply)
Hugh Bonneville, Paul Burrel and Will Carling all look like they could be related
makes you think
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:37, Reply)

like a candle in the wind
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:36, Reply)
haha
Now THAT I like
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:37, Reply)
liked & shared
xxx
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:38, Reply)
I got time off work for her funeral.
More people should die and give me the day off.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:32, Reply)
Really??
How odd
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:33, Reply)
Actually...didn't everyone get the day off?

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:33, Reply)
It was a Saturday, I flew to Spain sober because the airport pubs wouldn't sell booze :(

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:41, Reply)
Sure, because when someone dies, nobody wants a drink
mental
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:42, Reply)
my girlfriend was watching it in the airport and crying, i was sitting on a bar stool looking at a lemonade and crying, princess holiday ruining cunt i call her

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:50, Reply)
You're the real victim in all this, mongy.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:51, Reply)
Probably.
Expect I stayed home and played video games. It's what she would have wanted.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:45, Reply)
i hope the queen carks it soon, i could use a day off and i want to save my leave for next year

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:49, Reply)
I love the queen so much I think we should have a week of national mourning
where no one has to go to work apart from essential services like pubs and that
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:55, Reply)
Typical republican
Asking for a week, when a month is surely more appropriate
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:56, Reply)
Of course once we've finished mourning we'll need another month to celebrate the coronation of our beloved Charles

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:03, Reply)
I've started an online petition to skip Charles and allow Wills to become the people's king sooner

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:10, Reply)
All Hail King Sooner!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:12, Reply)
bit daft that given that we're likely to get another day off when charles keels over from accidentally eating a genetically modified carrot

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:28, Reply)
gs

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:30, Reply)
if you die you get loads of days off

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:33, Reply)
In my company you only get 25 days off if you die
bloody americans
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:34, Reply)
Thanks Obama

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:36, Reply)
Still, there's always this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qF5_P2e_T0
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:43, Reply)
Putting that one in the wank bank for later

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:45, Reply)
I was given an ant farm for my birthday a few years ago
turns out you need to buy special big ants. All the ones I caught fucking escaped through the air holes.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Strikey-G
turns out you need to buy special big ants. All the ones I caught fucking escaped through the air holes and they were a cunt to milk
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Should have chained them up
Rookie mistake
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:02, Reply)
should've poured some boiling hot water on the ants' nest before giving birth, rookie mistake

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:47, Reply)
haha, 'cock'

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 9:59, Reply)
oh great, now I have to watch Meet the Applegates again

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:00, Reply)
You don't have to do anything you don't want to, Grrrmachine

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:03, Reply)
that's how you end up in jail for tax avoidance m8

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:10, Reply)
i thought avoidance was legal?
i avoid paying too much tax by not being paid significant sums of money
(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:12, Reply)
I avoided paying MILLIONS last year, using this very simple method

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:13, Reply)
I have to pay tax on those lego videos :(

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:22, Reply)
christ will someone just start a new fucking thread already

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:44, Reply)
nah

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:45, Reply)
+1 for 8,000,000

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 10:48, Reply)
SUNDAY NIGHT!!
youtu.be/-mAAjV8BtG8
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 21:44, Reply)
Big throwup, more like.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 23:12, Reply)
Alright
Me and my boy are now at our little bungalow in the sunshine.

Hard work this parenting lark.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:35, Reply)

at on
bungalow in the
+bus
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:53, Reply)
Alright spazmo

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:56, Reply)
im back from a weekend of buying records (fr/sat) and drinking lots of good wine and shit like that (thur/fr/sat/sun)
best find: 7" Louis Prima - Buena Sera
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 18:25, Reply)
afternoon

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:30, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:42, Reply)
you in australia or summat?

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:42, Reply)
no i just had a lie in

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
anyway it's always morning whenever i arrive anywhere,
it's like the sun rising
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
shut up MGT

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:44, Reply)
i can't do the lie-in thing
my alarm goes off at 7, i'm usually already awake
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:47, Reply)
you don't have to be asleep to stay in bed,
you'll never get anywhere with that attitude
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:49, Reply)
if i'm awake, i'm out of bed
can't even stay in bed if i'm sick, it just feels wrong
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:59, Reply)
what kind of wrong?

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:04, Reply)
manky

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:07, Reply)
poor the beloved :(

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:56, Reply)
oh god

(, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 6:47, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 7:10, Reply)
As a massive nerd, I enjoyed your "pie train" joke very much.
Morning.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 9:22, Reply)
Cheers
It's hard making japes here when the mod is such a funsponge
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 9:49, Reply)
Morning

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 9:47, Reply)
alright
Get your 3 stars or gtfo
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 9:49, Reply)
Ages left

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 9:51, Reply)
I prefer to get them done with early
I keep mopping up 9. Do you or Oli want it next time, for the loot?
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 10:37, Reply)
I'm going to have to drop out of wars, need to upgrade spell factory and army camps

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:18, Reply)
YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR? WHO PUTS DOLLARS IN THEIR BOTTOM? THIS IS MADNESS!!

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:56, Reply)
i worked with a chap who described someone that had just farted as someone with a bum hole like a fifty pence piece
i didn't understand it then and i still don't, however maybe it's something to do with your "bottom dollar" thing
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:03, Reply)
Thanks

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:29, Reply)
"Nickel & Dime Anus" was a once popular American expression.
Maybe he was attempting to Anglicise it?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:35, Reply)
yes that's a possibility
he was a bit of a want-wit
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:39, Reply)
You'll like this
I integrated a raspberry pi into my lego trains today
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:58, Reply)
gutted
grrrmachine thinks you're a massive nerd
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:18, Reply)
everyone here is a massive nerd
no exceptions
(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 7:11, Reply)
It was an implication that the person concerned is a prostitute of such poor standing that he or she can only charge 50p for a bumming,
hence has a Goatse-like distended ringpiece from severe overuse.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:42, Reply)
ahhh yes that makes sense
a fifteen year mystery solved! thank you mr tea
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:45, Reply)
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom"
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg!"
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:35, Reply)

www.bottomdollarfood.com/
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:52, Reply)
I PUT DOLLARS IN MY BOTTOM
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 23:02, Reply)
buttbucks

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 23:51, Reply)
(brown) eye pennies

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:58, Reply)
dirty dimes

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:59, Reply)
naughty nickels

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:00, Reply)
shitshillings

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:48, Reply)
poo pounds

(, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:48, Reply)
I'm eating a raspberry cream tart
Got a cake preference, you bunch of blobbing birds?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:36, Reply)
i prefer making them to eating them
not much of a sweet tooth
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:37, Reply)

youtu.be/u7aDstrDMf0
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:39, Reply)
that's a very enjoyable album
are their other albums as good?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:43, Reply)
i like fashion nugget, comfort eagle and prolonging the magic
they're all pretty similar though, if i'm honest
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:00, Reply)
ngs

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:01, Reply)
no gay sex?

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:04, Reply)
Did you see the Pompey fishing boat sea juicer ? You should hire that

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:50, Reply)
i did, yeah. what are the chances
my godfather's got a little outboard motor boat in the harbour though. it'd probably be cheaper but i can't beat that name
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:58, Reply)
Big enough for a b4sh ?

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:16, Reply)
a very small one, i suppose. maybe 5 people tops?
so enough to fit half of us. oh hahahaha
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:59, Reply)
Urinal

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:32, Reply)
Ps wotcha bottomist's
Back at Washington airport, about to head west for leg 2. My pal has had strict instructions to acquire marijuana, I bet he hasn't
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Lol someone just dropped a loud and soggy shart
No question, that had diarrhoea in it. Kind of a strangled 'brrrlab' sound
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:10, Reply)
When in american mate , belittle him

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:25, Reply)
YOU SIR HAVE CRAPPED YERR PAYNTS

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:31, Reply)
I'm unclear on American pants

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:35, Reply)
Victoria sponge. Cos it rhymes with your nans clunge.
And they both have a gritty white stuff and lumpy red stuff that oozes out and taste better with a dusting of sugar.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:34, Reply)


(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Don't start with me Mr. Poo jizz

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:44, Reply)
Fucking chelsea bun

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:37, Reply)

You sicken me
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:43, Reply)
I like those custard doughnuts, the long style ones
Although I never turn down a supermarket custard doughnut
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:46, Reply)
mmmm chelsea buns

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:05, Reply)
Cheesecake of any form

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:59, Reply)
Carrot cake.
It's lush.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:14, Reply)
yellow

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:43, Reply)
dubs

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:43, Reply)
Custard tart
or Vanilla Slice.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:30, Reply)
i fucking love lemon meringue pie and jaffa caks
and chelsea buns
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:05, Reply)
Tiramisu, fuck you.

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:53, Reply)
This is not a morning thread.

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 8:23, Reply)
Alright

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 8:39, Reply)
I am

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:22, Reply)
Morning

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:11, Reply)
not going to

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:23, Reply)
Ceci n'est pas un reply
Bonjour
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:12, Reply)
reply to everyone.

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 9:23, Reply)
i think you just did

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 11:47, Reply)
Slept quite a bit
Will it be enough? Only time will tell
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 12:00, Reply)
A million morning threads
What time is morning
Crazy little thing called morning
Threads for the deaf
Shoop shoop thread
Push bike thread
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:15, Reply)
Bum

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:42, Reply)
grabbin' dat ass

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:25, Reply)
well it's not a fucking ocelot, is it?

(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:36, Reply)
Alright

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:00, Reply)
mustn't grumble

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:03, Reply)
Nor should you

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:24, Reply)
Well I mean I could, if I wanted to.
But I'm a bit high, got Lee Perry on the stereo and dinner's nearly ready. So I won't.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:26, Reply)
Alright threads were not made for not being alright

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:29, Reply)
See, this is what shrinks should say to depressed people. Would sort them right out.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:42, Reply)
My pan scrubbing brush is all greasy and I'm struggling to get it out.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is an alright thread , your post is ambiguous, cool

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:57, Reply)
Just realized Isopropyl alcohol will probably sort it. Change me to a 'yer'.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:01, Reply)
That's right, have a wee dram, sort you out.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:02, Reply)
I've got a bottle of Laphroaig in for that.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:14, Reply)
yer

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:34, Reply)
Sweet

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:37, Reply)
Beering it poolside, just had a brutal red meat shit, dope, G

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:48, Reply)
Cushty

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:51, Reply)
Ah, the old post-steak lionturd.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 20:59, Reply)
I did a jet-black shit today but didn't eat or drink anything that'd make that happen.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:00, Reply)
Adidas

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:13, Reply)
A Dirty Indian Did A Shit?
Disgusting
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:21, Reply)
Yer defo

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:14, Reply)
Cool

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:21, Reply)
Oh look
www.charterboats-uk.co.uk/seajuicer/
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:28, Reply)

Yer Daniel
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:26, Reply)
Bit of a headache.
I need some supper.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:34, Reply)
drinking
ain't thinking
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 21:36, Reply)
TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!
Weekend. Also, if morning beers are not allowed, are we allowed to have beers in the shower? I love a shower beer.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:49, Reply)
You can have one when and where you like m8
I'm having one in the pub right now
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:51, Reply)
Sweet.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:53, Reply)
ntt
brad pitt hits his kids lol
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:21, Reply)
or touches them
no details as yet but it'll be one or the other
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:32, Reply)
of course not!
it'll get soapy and watered down!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Just don't hold it under the water. It's really very easy

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:52, Reply)
then you have to shower one-handed

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Obvious reply goes here
/ac
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:18, Reply)
Watering down your own beer is a ludicrous notion.
Unless you're even more of a lightweight than Grrry?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Put the beer down where it won't get full of water.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:53, Reply)
What, and keep getting in and out of the shower?
What are you up to in there that would make this worthwhile?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Look mate, I cope fine, my beer doesn't get full of water and it's a refreshing end to the week.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:19, Reply)
It's not something I'd do myself
But by god, if it makes you happy, then fuck me, you should do it. Fucking do it, Windy.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:31, Reply)
I can't abide the idea of anyone being happy.
Why can't Windy drink beer in the bath, like a normal person?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:14, Reply)
Maybe he doesn't have access to a bath
I haven't had a bath in 10 years

And boy, do I Pen & Ink!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:26, Reply)
I only bathe in hotels, the baths are normally bigger and fill quicker

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:44, Reply)
We replaced our bath with a shower cubicle.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:44, Reply)
^never intending to sell

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:51, Reply)
+m
+nice
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:03, Reply)
The top of my shower control box makes a perfect shelf for this.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:29, Reply)
Or '3 can chunder' as he's known

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:14, Reply)
*light applause*

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:24, Reply)
*appreciates*

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:25, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:35, Reply)
50% better than a bum prodding doctor :(

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:49, Reply)
with a well placed comma
it's like an itinerary
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:52, Reply)
I thought he was more into colons?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:39, Reply)
I SAY!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:20, Reply)
*fireworks and rock music*

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:54, Reply)
Going to crack open a nice West Coast hoppy Mega Demon when I get home.
See if I don't.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:53, Reply)
Never had a beer in the shower
but I do recommend 2am drunk showering.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:57, Reply)
and a 2.15am poo?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:58, Reply)
Wrong order

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:03, Reply)
If you need one, sure
Difficult thing to force though
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:03, Reply)
nah
really squeeze it out
like it's a brown baby
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:11, Reply)
ready to be birthed

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:11, Reply)
Aaaggh, it's breach!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:31, Reply)
you might have to bite the cord

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:54, Reply)
Whatever it takes

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:40, Reply)
stop thinking
keep drinking
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:58, Reply)
I'm in the beer garden already

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:03, Reply)
Yes
Off here shortly:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Isle_(Richmond,_Virginia)
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:06, Reply)
Nice coding, tossrags

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:07, Reply)
Remember when we had to do our own HTML tags?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:09, Reply)
Going fishing?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:08, Reply)
Nah just having a wander
Never actually tried fishing if I'm honest
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:11, Reply)
You'd probably like the eating kind of fishing, catch it cook it

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:29, Reply)
If I were the sort of person to use the term 'bucket list'
One thing on that list would be to go out in a boat, catch a fish, then cook and eat it there and then.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:32, Reply)
Sounds like a fun thing until you realise you have to gut it, scale it, and fillet it
On a slippery wet deck
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:37, Reply)
No problem, I'd be happy to do that

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:39, Reply)
They do that on the boats for you

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:39, Reply)
I thought it was implied that you caught killed, prepped and cooked it yourself
If you can get man slaves to do half the job, why not get them to do the other half and just have a beer instead?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:41, Reply)
do it in the galley
there should be enough dry surfaces anyway unless there's been a lot of tossing
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:45, Reply)
Take him beach casting with a disposable bbq for his birthday

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:47, Reply)
yeah alright, i'm down

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:55, Reply)
wouldn't the boat catch fire?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:39, Reply)
Erm...no? We'll be on water, Tangled
Water doesn't catch fire? Erm....awkward
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:40, Reply)
Oh yeah!?
Well explain THIS shot from the classic Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:42, Reply)
I'm not clicking that

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:44, Reply)
Oh go on
Be a sport
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:45, Reply)
so you'd have to poach it then?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:43, Reply)
I'll poach you with my penis if you carry on

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:43, Reply)
yeah alright then

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:45, Reply)
I'm in the pub toilets right now
stall 2
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:48, Reply)
perfect
I can have a poo at the same time
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:50, Reply)
But everyone knows girls don't poo!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:12, Reply)
No, of course not
I'll pay the appropriate price
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:44, Reply)
if only everyone were as honest as you

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:48, Reply)
I'm as honest as the day is wide

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:50, Reply)
How wide are you?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:51, Reply)
average

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:55, Reply)
average for what?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:59, Reply)
for a large primate

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:00, Reply)
/s te + rk

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:05, Reply)
how do you explain that firewater that native americans have then?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:56, Reply)
I'd plow the the thing into the side of a cruise liner for my god

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:42, Reply)
He would reward you handsomely for such a gesture

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:44, Reply)
On my ticket you can go fly fishing at lullingstone and they have a bbq to cook any trout caught , never done it , don't eat fish

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:42, Reply)
trout tastes rank as well

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:43, Reply)
take a trip to Lynchburg
for some good ole fashioned lynching
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Might just do a massive poo

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:12, Reply)
in the river?
nice
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:14, Reply)
Got to assert my dominance

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:18, Reply)
cool

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:21, Reply)
A Bathtub beer is the one.
A bathtub gin if you're that way inclined... (pregnant and Victorian)

Mothers ruin por moi!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:11, Reply)
Red wine in the bath, shepherd's delath

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:12, Reply)
i tell you what, i had some of that overproof sipsmith gin the other week and it is boss

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:15, Reply)
What's yer mixer?
or are they for queers?
I like a bitter lemon myself
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:21, Reply)
tesco own brand tonic water

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:39, Reply)
^been watching priscilla queen of the desert

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:16, Reply)
One of my all time fave films!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:21, Reply)
*shock!*

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:24, Reply)
Rude and uncalled for.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:32, Reply)
it's a great film

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:28, Reply)
i'm going to drink beer in bristol this evening
anyone up for a b4sh!!! lol
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:12, Reply)
sounds good
hope there's a quiz
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:14, Reply)
"You are all a bunch of sweaty virgins. TRUFAX OR GAKE?"
/ac
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:30, Reply)
shambo!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:38, Reply)
I regularly do the shower beer when getting ready
In fact, true to form there's a whole subreddit dedicated to it
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:25, Reply)
woah

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:38, Reply)
inorite

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:40, Reply)
christ alive

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:38, Reply)
not clicking that might be reddit

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:41, Reply)
spoiler alert: it is
it's one of the dark subreddits, the ones 3dge L0rd millennials huddle in corners and call, in hushed tones, "the deepweb"
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:44, Reply)

Life on Tracy Island is never dull
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:51, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:54, Reply)
is this another stock photo of you?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 16:54, Reply)
Those women were in the nip!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:42, Reply)
theme tune for the end of this thread is Layla by Derek and the Dominos

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:01, Reply)
Tomorrow:
Fleetwood Mac's The Chain
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:01, Reply)
nice

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:04, Reply)
There's an old boy in the pub with a T-shirt, music is my drug, led zeppelin is my dealer, poor cunt must have been jonesing for decades

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 17:17, Reply)
John Paul Jonesing, in fact.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:45, Reply)
I like shower beer and bath beer too.
I sometimes drink beers from Bath Ales while in the bath, fancy that!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 18:42, Reply)
i used to have a cup of tea in the shower of a morning

(, Fri 23 Sep 2016, 19:03, Reply)

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