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Bollocks. Big old hairy bollocks.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 21:26, Reply)
They are the best kind

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 21:27, Reply)
I'm glad that you know what you like

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 21:58, Reply)
Trudat

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:16, Reply)
nooning
it just rained here and it's cooled off a bit.

thanks!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
You're welcome

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 12:08, Reply)
No rain for me pls I like it hot

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 12:12, Reply)
Saying that roll on winter when I'm not walking about with my kids looking for Pokémon, today's been exhausting

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 17:07, Reply)
He was thanking me

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 12:20, Reply)
Hey

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Bit wet in Hungary

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
Shakes the order up a bit for tomorrow hopefully.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Big old pubes.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
It's a schoorrcher already

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
Ra-ther

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
morning
just got back from the greasy spoon, it is indeed another hot one
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 9:50, Reply)
Alright rich , sounds like a good start to a Saturday

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
Sup

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
Morning fleb

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 11:10, Reply)
Span

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
Morning flebmaster fleb
Space light's a bit 'ot
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
Evenhoooooooooooles

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:35, Reply)
^ Pearl Jam fan

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:38, Reply)
lol
Something from seattowlllll
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:55, Reply)
farts arrive like butterfliiiies

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 18:30, Reply)
I caught some moth thing a bit ago

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 19:09, Reply)
you seen the crazy shit japanese people are doing to level up quicker?
putting iphones on the back of train sets instead of walking around. mental
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:24, Reply)
Or you could just spoof your GPS.
Before Pokmon go there was a whole group of people into tricking fitbits into thinking they were doing exercise because some uni's and health companies incentivised them.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:28, Reply)
I'm not sure any of that works , it needs the up and down motion of foot steps

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:38, Reply)
This sounds like something David Foster Wallace would make up.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 21:11, Reply)
in the beta, people were getting permabanned for that
it's just a temporary ban now though, apparently
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 21:11, Reply)
It doesn't seem to acknowledge any if I'm driving, even stuck in traffic

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 21:30, Reply)
I saw that you cannot catch them all, some are region specific, bit of a gyp

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:41, Reply)
Poo Jam more like

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 18:49, Reply)
You need to stop taking your work home with you m8.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 18:52, Reply)
I'd have to actually get home for that to happen :(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 19:09, Reply)
'ning

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:38, Reply)
Stop staring like the perverts you are
And say something for fucks sake.

You had a poster on the wall as a kid didn't you, what was it of?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Cars.
Usually those free promo ones you got at the Earl's Court show.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
Earls Court is currently being knocked down
The fucking monsters
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah, to make way for expensive flats.
It's a national disgrace, man.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:51, Reply)
Excel is wank compared to it
The computer shows there when I were a kid were amazing
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
They should put flats on wimbeldon common.
Preferably when that cunt Murray is still playing.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:18, Reply)
i've had dozens if not hundreds in my lifetime i'd say
be more specific
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
" as a kid "

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
I live my inner kid daily
I have also had shitloads of posters. I even have some still some treasures rolled up safely stored. my tastes anyway. one I've actually had a custom made frame made for like 450 fucking euros. fucking hell, made me briefly financially unstable; was this:
www.tutoriart.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/02-ken-taylor-metropolis.jpg
mine is only silver.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
Is that because your outer adult is such a disappointment?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:56, Reply)
I'm not an adult, I will never grow up/old. fuck that.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)
Tell that to the 2nd law of thermodynamics

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
alright, tell it to meet me in the pub carpark

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:39, Reply)
Its already there
conservation of energy innit
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:46, Reply)
fair
mainly videogames and wrestling posters, i'd say. i used to get a sonic the hedgehog comic that always had pull out posters. i also got some wcw posters from promotional bags of crisps.
when i got older it was bands and sexy ladies
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:04, Reply)
Sounds normal
Compared to some of this stuff unearthed today.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
Michael Portillo with his mouth cut out

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Bet you loved smashing your acorn against the wall over that eh
Eh
Eh
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:54, Reply)
Girls bottoms

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:51, Reply)
Did they drive you out of your mind?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
No

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:05, Reply)
something nerdy like Lara Croft, prolly

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
Her bra was load bearing in that poster
So would be structurally unsound to take it down
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:02, Reply)
Lots of Rick Griffin
cdn3.volusion.com/bxqxk.xvupj/v/vspfiles/photos/GRIFFINR_135-2.jpg
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:01, Reply)

R N
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:02, Reply)
Now that is stuff of gnome-based nightmares

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:02, Reply)
My whole bedroom was covered in posters of the Spice Girls
Y'know, just in case my folks had any doubts about my sexuality.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:07, Reply)
are they aware of your current interests?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
Probably, my Dad follows me on the twitters and Facebasic

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
bloody atypical poove
you should wear khaki and never talk to him again
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
I liked that video where it's cold and they're not wearing bras and mel b's nipples stick out
cor, eh lads
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
The hotel they jump around for Wannabe (St Pancras Hotel)
Was used in Batman Begins as Arkham Asylum #trufax
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:59, Reply)
Standard stuff really, footballers, cars, self developed photos of local women with the eyes cut out
wrestlers, movie posters, crime scenes, MLP, video games, you know the standard sort of stuff that every kid had really
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)
Crime Scenes?
Enhance
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!!
l8ers benders
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:14, Reply)
Don't forget your wanking spanners
:D
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
bye loooooooser

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
Arse to you!

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
Hitler

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:19, Reply)
Bless

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Hundreds
Repro 60s psychedelic posters and so on. I also painted a full wall mural of stonehenge, flying saucers and op art black and white patterns etc.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
You should have just said Hitler

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Back in the early 90s
a relative had access to a colour photocopier and had a copy of War Of The Worlds in vinyl with all the artwork so he did nice big A3 prints of the whole booklet and I plastered them all over my walls.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
This one
?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Similar
more like this: highwaytomars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/wotw.jpg
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:58, Reply)
Ah
I was a bit infatuated with the original film (as it is great) also love the book as it describes place near where I grew up being destroyed.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
What book?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
I do hope
You are taking the piss
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:24, Reply)
Is that based on that film with Tom Cruise in it?
Minority Report or something?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
Older than that, risky business I think

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
You've got this all wrong
Jeff Lynne didn't write any of these!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:35, Reply)
But still off
It was this one
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:01, Reply)
The Beatles

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
OMG ur well old

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
Probably going to get told off for music chat now so thanks typo :(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
I had a big picture of a sandwich on my wall
But dared not mention it.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:57, Reply)
What kind?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
Do you want the non-foodies to be baying for blood?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
Club sandwich

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:25, Reply)
freddy krueger

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
What a delightful role model

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
what can i say? i love horror films

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
I think you mean 'who was it of', not all of us treat women as objects you vile misogynist

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
It was Louise Nurding btw

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)

Nurding Mensch
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Are you still pleased with this choice?
After reading some of the other suggestions in this thread?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:03, Reply)
Most of what was mentioned but also one of a chimp sat on a toilet.
I think it came from france.
It was like this but slightly different

d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/5/a/vtg-1973-go-bananas-poster-eurodecor-chimpanzee-toilet-humor-rolled-deadstock-3881af2c5a48fa873377717c8cb171d9.jpg
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:15, Reply)
I think I had an Arthur Sarnoff pic of dogs playing pool as well at one point.
Dogs playing pool can you imagine!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:16, Reply)
When an oriignal idea
Gets stretched to breaking point
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:19, Reply)
Well he has to do one for every grotty pub in existence.
They need to be similar but not identical. So it's almost a challenge to pick out the subtle differences from memory.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 17:20, Reply)
Free ones that came with NES games
That WASN'T of the game I had except for a tiny Marble Madness one.

At some point nearer my tween years I had a particular one of 3 cutesy tiger cubs I got from a Girl Talk mag
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 20:40, Reply)
5/7 (in memory of The Doveston)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36855835
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:18, Reply)
4/7
:(
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:23, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
gone too soon :(
www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/the-friday-news-quiz-99412/
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
3
:(
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:27, Reply)
Congratulations! You got: 4 Right!
I'd like to donate my score towards a collection for doves' family
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
...Sam you lose Your score: 2/7

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:26, Reply)
still 2 sad about doves :'(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:26, Reply)
we should observe a minutes silence

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
i thought that was in the last thread

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
3/7
rip in peace
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:40, Reply)
stay strong

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:42, Reply)
4/7
when doves cry
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
RIP sweet prince x

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
I just got a Magnemite

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:21, Reply)
That'll go nicely on a bit of toast.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:23, Reply)
Have to warm it up a bit first.
They don't spread well cold.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
there's fucking millions of them round my way
i can catch them and voltorbs while sat on my sofa
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)
I need both of those

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
i got an electrode at the burrito place down the street
a productive lunchbreak

what are your local ones?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Zubats , drowsys and birds

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
i need a drowzee
that www.pokevision.com thing seems to be working now
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)
that defaults to Santa Monica Beach
I'll drive, get some beers for the journey. Here we come Californ-I-A!!!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
road trip!

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
Is that piss?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)
I'm gonna watch that episode when I get back

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)
Rattatas, Pidgies, Weedles, mostly.
Sometimes a zubat or two.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
i've only seen one weedle and one pidgie
a fair few rats and bats though
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
Pidgies are like pigeons here.
Swarming everywhere and crapping on everything.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)
can you trade pokemon?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Nah

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
not yet

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
3/7 *pours one out*

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
malt liquor only plz

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Up to anything this weekend?
You bunch of slags.

Im off to Newcastle for my bi-yearly parent meeting. Then to get good and drunk.
also seeing Jaws at the cinema.

Lovely.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
what year is it?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
^Scott Bakula

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Oh boy.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
I'm retarded?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
If you say so, Richard.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)

Scott Bakula Michael Biehn
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:43, Reply)
what time is love?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:53, Reply)
baby time don't hurt me

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
Don't time hurt me

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
No time more.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
Hit me baby one more time

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
off to a toy shop tonight to buy birthday presents for my nephew.
There's a *slight* possibility that I forgot about his birthday this weekend. Actually seeing the little blighter on Sunday. Saturday, we're going to the coast.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
I've not seen my cousins first or second born.
I think one of them was born in 2010.

I was expected to see them at Christmas, but I decided I'd prefer not to.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
Yeah but that's a cousin once removed.
Who gives a fuck about them, anyway.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
Not this guy.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
Helping babysit my girlfriend's 3 year-old nephew.
That will not be fun, he's prone to screaming and tantrums.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
The things you go to for a bit sex, eh?!
LADS!?
EH?!

Not from the 3 year old hopefully
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
itt: nephews

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:10, Reply)
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to end the relationship

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
drinking in drugby tonight

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
Take it your not a football fan as that's a rookie mistake not to schedule it on a match day.
20/20 cricket tonight, probably catch up with Mr Robot this weekend.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
I dont do sport in general, tbh.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:08, Reply)
what's this about my not a football fan as that's a rookie mistake not to schedule it on a match day?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:09, Reply)
Duh, can't you read?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
I've never seen Jaws all the way through
#richardfacts
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:09, Reply)
do you get too scared?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:10, Reply)
we're gonna need a bigger coat

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)

bigg clean
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 15:29, Reply)
they kill the shark in the end I think

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:13, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
I thought it was really fucking boring tbh

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
No it turns out the shark was dead all along

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
<s> dead all along </s> his father

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
<s> his father</s> Keyser Söze

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)

Keyser Sze Burt Bacharach
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
jump it more like!

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:20, Reply)
HUMP it more like!!!

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:14, Reply)
I would love to

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:18, Reply)
leave the poor shark alone

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 12:21, Reply)
Howdy gaylords, it's only me, Richard
Might go and see the BFG tomorrow. What might you do tomorrow or indeed tonight or indeed Sunday?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)
The Big Flabby Gunt?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)
boyfriend's gonads

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
bum felching Germans

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
I asked the same thing!!!
TWINSIES!!

Stomping cunt.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
Yes you are

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
kisses bbz
You get a lot of attention on here anyway
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:54, Reply)
MORNHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:05, Reply)
bumholes

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:06, Reply)
Mono's bumhole

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:15, Reply)
lol yeah

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
Alright shit cunt.
I pick my new car up today. I know you are really interested
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:06, Reply)
I was looking at a car yesterday
Now fuck off.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:15, Reply)
I look at lots of cars everyday. It is a little difficult not to
Considering how many there are on the roads these days.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:31, Reply)
You haven't fucked off
I am most displeased.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:32, Reply)
it seems to feed off the loathing of others

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:33, Reply)
Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:06, Reply)
Has it enough boot space for non-existant puppies?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
big fat smelly sweaty fannies

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
Thought of the day

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:31, Reply)
^deserves its own thread

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
hoz

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
Piss up a rope, fuckstick

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:31, Reply)
You're in the news again
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36863324
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
Remarkably true to life

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
bumning mr h and other /talkers

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:33, Reply)
Mornbums to you too
And also to you
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)
Morning 2: Judgement Holes

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:47, Reply)
There are 215 holes in the human body.
That's one.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:49, Reply)
Top of the rectum to you too

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:52, Reply)
Just to make us think about rectums that little bit more
Which part is the top?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
At the opposite end from the bottom?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:47, Reply)
The mouth?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
If you wrung your arsehole out would you disappear into another dimension?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
Hobbo

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:59, Reply)
brah

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:00, Reply)
morning has broken, like your nan's sphincter

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:01, Reply)
I have a sausage and egg sandwich on white bread
with brown sauce.

Beat that!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:06, Reply)
No bacon
-10 points I'm afraid
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:08, Reply)
bacon is for internet weirdos and ex-vegetarians

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:10, Reply)
Shows what you know
Bacon is superior to sausages when it comes to haram meats
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
You stupid cunt.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
fuck a mornhoooooooorse

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
anus

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
how long is it before the one or two prolific posters who keep this place from being entirely dead on its arse return from their holidays?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:15, Reply)
I'd post more but I don't like you.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
^bit harsh

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:18, Reply)
Not nearly harsh enough

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:22, Reply)
*checks url*
Oh fuck, of course, sorry, carry on you cunts
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:25, Reply)
get fucked

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:26, Reply)
When Sid James got all sweary

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:27, Reply)
but you are in like with me?

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:24, Reply)
lol blanked

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:54, Reply)
:'(

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
dunno
is that where grrrmo is then? on holiday?
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:27, Reply)
at bible camp to learn how to be more judgmental
I think
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:30, Reply)
makes sense
he's a devout man
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:30, Reply)
or he died dunno

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:33, Reply)
probably fell down a manhole while playing pokemon go

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:36, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
caught a tentacool yesterday

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:43, Reply)
It won't load for me today.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
Useful link to bookmark - Pokemon Go server status
https://go.jooas.com/
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
banned

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:14, Reply)
Too good at it

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:15, Reply)
retire as champion

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:25, Reply)
Japan got the game today. That might add a couple of users to already strained servers.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:16, Reply)
i don't think they know about pokemon in japan

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:19, Reply)
it wouldn't for me earlier but i just got on and caught an eevee

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
Every time I see that word,
I think people are talking about popular b3ta user "emvee".
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
*bu

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:40, Reply)
he'

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:44, Reply)
All Polish IPs have been blocked
Next stage of brexit innit
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 9:42, Reply)
I thought there was a lack of funsponging round here.

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
Morning.
I'm just going to stand around over here and try not to talk to anyone, OK? I wouldn't want someone to write an article, or anything.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:17, Reply)
Morning Krones

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:28, Reply)
Alright?
I'm P-monning at my desk this morning. Bad boy baller, that's me.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:33, Reply)
Tried it at my desk the other day, couldn't get anything really
Might suggest to the boss we get a Pokestop in the office
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:42, Reply)
Don't think my lot would like that,
no matter how much I explain that the little cunts are rinsing me for balls.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:50, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:49, Reply)
Alright?
Another day of shaking your head in angry confusion at the latest fad awaits, mm. You must be pumped!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:50, Reply)
Oh, yes! Somewhere, some young people are living their lives wrong.
Might tut at them.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:53, Reply)
Don't forget to roll your eyes and rustle your broadsheet relic of a pre-digital age!

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:58, Reply)
morning kroney

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q7Y3t4m3g
(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 7:59, Reply)
Beautiful

(, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:05, Reply)
Do you think anyone still uses tippex ? I bet tippex thinner doesn't even exist anymore

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 21:42, Reply)
Yeah I do but not for its intended purpose.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 22:01, Reply)
It'll take you ages to paint your house

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 22:13, Reply)
When you fancy a change from blacking up at the weekend

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 22:25, Reply)
Some of the staff at the bookies used to use it if the punters fucked up their coupons.
I usually told them to write it out again, it's the only way they learn.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
I know I've been down on Pokémon Go, but until now I hadn't actually seen anyone playing it.
All of a sudden, town is overrun by young adults chasing monsters, and a group of grown men were discussing strategies in the pub. Not only that, but some dingus wandered out in front of my car.
I hate it when people point to Idiocracy as a prophetic vision, but I'm starting to think they might have a point.

Anyway, it's apparently now socially acceptable to play video games outside, in large groups. In what way has the world changed in a manner that you can't fully comprehend?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:31, Reply)
I thought the underlying theme of idiocracy was good but the execution was poor.
Office Space may be one of my favourite films though. It hits a little close to home.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:35, Reply)
I thought it was quite funny,
but it became a lazy satirical touchstone for smug twats.

Likewise Office Space, really.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:02, Reply)
Oh I'm far too dour to be accused of being smug.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:09, Reply)
It's spelt 'durrr'

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:41, Reply)


(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 21:10, Reply)
I've completed it

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:39, Reply)
nice one mat8

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:22, Reply)
mcbeef is playing computer games
I don't know what's going on with the world any more
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:40, Reply)
I'm only doing so to annoy you

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:53, Reply)
Up yours, dickface

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:44, Reply)
pokemonface

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:53, Reply)
Pokéface, Pokéface

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:54, Reply)
^too lazy to re-write the whole song with pokemon themed lyrics

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:56, Reply)
thank god

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:35, Reply)
People have been playing a real life version of call of duty outside for years

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:53, Reply)
I can't wait for them to release 'office simulator'.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:54, Reply)
I'd play that, never been an office worker ,

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:56, Reply)
this looks like a good time
jobsimulatorgame.com
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:26, Reply)
Too late.
gamejolt.com/games/office-simulator-2014/30141
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:05, Reply)
I think 2 Can did training using software with a similar but not quite identical title.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
I've got to watch 2 hrs of 11 year olds thinking they are funny or talented tonight , might top myself

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:55, Reply)
Stop watching Junior BGT,
go outside, and catch some Pokmon?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:59, Reply)
School leavers show, gonna be dreadful

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:00, Reply)
I got moderately outraged hearing successive 9 year olds mispronounce "pankration" as part of this year's school play.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:04, Reply)
listen, monster munch. i like you, you seem like an ok guy and i'm glad you're part of the forum
but you're a right fucking knob
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:24, Reply)
He's being influenced by these qftw posters, fell in with a bad crowd

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:40, Reply)
^ pronounces it "pan-kray-shun"

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:35, Reply)
i just don't pronounce it at all

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:10, Reply)
Nightmare. They don't even put on a bar do they?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:21, Reply)
always boo and hiss
they need to learn how to cope with criticism
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:45, Reply)
I had quite a bit of practice of that.
I walked into the adult world much unprepared for the listlessness I experience though.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:34, Reply)
My ex wife is looking at me as if every time I speak I'm spitting dog shit in her face, wish I was

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:35, Reply)
Stop talking during the play then.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:37, Reply)
It wasn't even a play, show tunes, looks like they've realised it's shit, should be back in pub by 810

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:48, Reply)
i understand being annoyed at divs who endanger themselves or others while playing it
but the fact that one game provides the exercise and social interaction that "gamers" are so in need of seems pretty cool to me. even though the game itself is a bit tawdry, if i'm honest
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 18:22, Reply)
You say that, but here's an entire article where a woman complains because a man spoke to her at a pokestop.
scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13686520_1739747302932426_4611168011901747689_n.jpg?oh=3e4a10617a382b1601095bcdd8e94774&oe=57F08375

How dare MEN and total STRANGERS have the AUDACITY to try and speak to her in PUBLIC.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:27, Reply)
Take that, social cohesion!

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:51, Reply)
I'm a firm believer in treating people how I'd like to be treated.
Which means I carry on my way without talking to attractive ladies.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:01, Reply)
I'm a firm believer in not attempting to wring a newspaper column out of "someone said hello to me on the bus".

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7968236
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:07, Reply)
That's an insultingly fatuous non-article
but it looks like she may have had a point, in that lots of angry sweaty-palmed manchildren are extremely cross on the internet about it.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:51, Reply)
Where does she say anything about people getting cross?
It should be reasonably obvious that if you're going to play a social game that once was the preserve of the sort of people that used to go in games workshop, you might end up talking to the sort of people who went in games workshop.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 19:57, Reply)

mobile.twitter.com/RobynVinter/status/753492304586039297
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:02, Reply)
Well that is grimly unsurprising.
If I was going to start telling journalists to kill themselves I'd probably set my sights higher tbh.

Piers Morgan seems like a good start.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:04, Reply)
Was he the one who staged a photo of UK troops pissing on Iraqis, or the one allowing insider trading? I get him confused with the other fella

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 21:13, Reply)
Sorry, I had a quick look at the crushingly inevitable shitstorm that has erupted over that 'article'
and was lazily referring to that.

Anyway, please don't get me wrong - I'm not defending her, or having a go at the people who have taken offence at her article. I'm just saying that she should settle her differences with them, so that they can all die in a fire together.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:05, Reply)
Now there's something we can all agree on.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 20:06, Reply)
Hullo /talk board, Flebmaster Fleb here
Just checking that everyone's ok. I do hope so. Stay safe out there guys x
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:07, Reply)
bit of a mixed bag, rich. as per
you all good?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)
Knackered but good ta

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
these solar powered boozers are getting on my nerves, where were they on a miserable february afternoon eh

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:13, Reply)
could just be pokemon trainers after your crown

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
i haven't managed to keep any gym long enough to earn a coin yet, seems impossible

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:18, Reply)
i looked at my local one and my guys seem woefully underpowered

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:24, Reply)
Cunts round here are way out of my league

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
I took one this morning, if you go straight to the shop menu there should be a little shield icon at the top
tap that and you get stardust and coins, you can do it once every 20 hours
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:33, Reply)
well i never knew that, what a fool i've been

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Me either until I noticed it, I think the idea is you try and put a Pokemon in several gyms
and the bonus you get snowballs
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
the game doesn't tell you how to do anything

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:00, Reply)
Stay safe?
What should I be afraid of out there?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)


THANK YOU FOR USING LINC

BE VIGILANT

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:21, Reply)
Google actually ranks an old post of yours over a link to a BaSS page
Watch that coin roll in.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
More useless than post-brexit ££££
/satire
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:44, Reply)
Darkies

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)

.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:51, Reply)

media.giphy.com/media/TWhOmZ783UrwA/giphy.gif
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
I just want to tell you good luck
We're all counting on you
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:18, Reply)
teh f13bm4st3r

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:24, Reply)
That's m3!

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
Cool

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
I'm. Spending more time than i probably ought to on pokemon, and I'm getting levelled up alright, but I seem to find the same 5 everywhrr
Any tips?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Travel about, they're region specific, and don't forget to incubate your eggs
i.e. you find more water types around water. My commute goes from one side of Manchester to the other but even then I've only found about 30 or so. Round where I live is nothing but Drowzees, Rattattas and Pidgeys, although you get the odd Magikarp or something mixed in occasionally.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Save time and effort. Google 'gps spoofing'.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
I get that. I guess not having time to just wander around town for a few hours a day means I'll struggle. There are peeps here with 2k cp snorlax

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:04, Reply)
Probably have a lot more free time, and stupid enough to pay real money for the in game items

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:24, Reply)
I have 38 it seems

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
i've seen 44 and caught 44

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)
A Haunter evaded me this morning, gutted
Don't know if it's just me but more and more often the cunts are escaping from their pokeballs
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
Lol balls

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
you get better balls at lv12

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Good, these are shit

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:11, Reply)
just wait till we are all wearing these, sod watches
www.androidheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pokemon-go-plus-1.jpg
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
You laugh but if anyone on this board will get one it'll be you
How do they work anyway?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
Blue tooth to your phone so it vibrates when a Pokemon is near , then press the button to catch it, or saink

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:36, Reply)
Seems a bit pointless, as you need to have the app open anyway
which means no putting it in your pocket lest you accidentally spend 80 on coins or something
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:45, Reply)
Once you unlock Razz Berries, you can use them as well to make them easier to catch
Some are just near impossible to catch though, otherwise how would they make you pay the microtransactions?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:20, Reply)
Seen 43 cought 42
Because a cunt of a Squirtle showed up the other day and keeps fucking trolling me
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:32, Reply)
What's with the little steps and nearby?
It said I was near 4 pokemon that were just silhouette, but none popped up no matter how much I wandered about. Pretty sure one was a elctabuzz and a hitmonlee
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
i read that each step is 50m, so 3 steps would be 150m radius

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
I tried and failed to get that pokevision site to work

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:11, Reply)
But they all say 3 steps
And no matter how far I walk it never seems to change.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:11, Reply)
don't but me, i never invented the fucking thing

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
Worst customer support ever.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This means that, just like everyone else, Pokémon will do anything to avoid being around you

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:21, Reply)
It's supposed to
but apparently it's borked at the minute
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
Just hit level 10
From what I can see certain areas tend to favour certain ones. I know you see water Pokmon if you go near water. Don't ask me tbh Im fucking cluless
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Tl;dr what Hotfuck said

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:01, Reply)
OH JEEZ I NEED TO INCUBATE SOME EGGS

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
drink more heavily

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:01, Reply)
On it

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
^This, disregard everything I said

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
only god can save you now

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
I'm praying for him

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 16:16, Reply)
nooning
Fatwa No. 21,758 bans Pokemon Go.
This game makes people look like drunkards in the streets and on the roads while their eyes are glued to the mobile screens, says one bloke.

what else should be banned?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
everything

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:07, Reply)
B3ta

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:11, Reply)
Rabbits
The kids just got one and it bit me on the fucking neck last night

#wererabbit
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:14, Reply)
They can smell racism
So you brought it on yourself
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:20, Reply)
Stupid justice rabbit

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:23, Reply)
That's five years in The Hutch, creep!

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
fucksticks

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
how big is this fucking rabbit?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:23, Reply)

hothoneyedcocoa.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/rab.jpg
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
sporto is looking well there in spite of his injury

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
i wouldn't know
he's not from round here
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
another immigrant stealing posts from hard-working /talkers

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
NOSIR

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
No wonder she's smiling with a rabbit that size to pleasure her

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
Little
It jumped up onto my shoulder last night and sunk its teeth in
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
Do you have a carrot or lettuce tattoo on your neck?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
Not any more

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
Did you like it?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
Last night there was some daft bint swerving from side-to-side along the footpath in a way I couldn't overtake her. This is the first time I've really had much of an opinion on pokemon go.
I have to rationalise it with the fact people do this without the aid of pokemon go though and they make me unreasonably angry as well.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
might be time to go on that killing spree you always dreamt of

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:23, Reply)
can I film it?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
yes you can

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
you seen any of those 'purge' films
what a load of bollocks, eh?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:32, Reply)
no

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
dunno

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
Sort of like a shit Judgement Night

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
ur face, mush

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:21, Reply)
spunk

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:22, Reply)
People who try and walk past me when I'm out hunting Pokemon

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
Carbonated water
Have a proper fizzy drink or sod off.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
Some people must really enjoy the taste of CO2.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Being topless, outside of a beach/swimming pool environment.
Jeggings.
KFC.
People who do 60mph in the fast lane of the motorway.
YouTubers.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:42, Reply)
OH JEEZ

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
KFE
for the impatient
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:52, Reply)
Vg

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:19, Reply)
the first one only really bothers me when it's men who do it

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
It's always men with no muscle mass that walk around topless through town.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
at least give me something I can get semi torqued about

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:52, Reply)
"Hi, guys! Just another generic vlog about nothing, but because I'm young and and attractive you'll watch it anyway."

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Stampylongnose must die

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:52, Reply)
I caught my kids watching a video of [probably TDM] playing a game where he was pretending to be a YouTuber.
It was just about the most stupid thing I'd ever witnessed.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:30, Reply)
I want a Kentucky now

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:23, Reply)
Just eat a sachet of salt.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
Rather a fillet burger to be honest

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
Salt sandwich?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:31, Reply)
You know you don't have to use the little salt packets

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:35, Reply)
Gay weddings. Also gay birthdays and gay funerals.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
All sorts of gayness, then?
What about cavemen?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:20, Reply)
disgusting

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
I would like to ban public toilets. Waste of space. Turn them in to flats for the needy.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
Most tower blocks provide both services

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
Yeah they should just hand out empty pringles tubes instead

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
^ Happy for tramps to poop in his garden

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Jokes on you, can't get in to my garden unless you go through the house.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
^confirmed as Yank

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:52, Reply)
Shambles

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
love

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
I am proud of my heart,its been played,cheated & broken But it still works

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
Oh man, I just looked at the odometer in my car and it said 80008! LOL

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
Nothing sounds quite like a 80008

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
so, it seems i am going to be looking after a cat for 9 months
forum cat owner/operators, any tips?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
CIIJASIIE

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:29, Reply)
a classic

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
They demand attention
Until it is too much attention then they shall bite you. And don't expect them to do anything you want, ever.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
like women, eh?!
eh? eh?! lads?!!?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
Can't live 'em, can't get away with killing 'em, right guys?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
If you want to save any furniture from being scratched to fuck
Spray the corners with Feliway every 3 weeks.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
Oh and if you buy them anything special to play with
Expect them to ignore it. Cardboard boxes though, they love them.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
^this
Another trick is to put a square of masking tape on a laminate floor. For some reason it draws them like a box, must be a territory thing
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:55, Reply)
Laser pointer for us
Super useful to keep the cat active.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:59, Reply)

www.gifbin.com/bin/022011/1298051465_cat-laser-bowling.gif
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
Doing this when I get home
4realz
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
haha, animals are well thick

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:09, Reply)
Oh lol they are!
I never realized before haha
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:22, Reply)
because it's a friend's cat, the toys etc are taken care of
and i have some cardboard boxes left from the move
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:08, Reply)
Open the door.
It'll come back if it's hungry.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)

It'll come back if it's hungry. get on the floor, everybody walk the din-o-saur!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
tell them to fuck off

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
noted

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)
use frontline flea stuff as recommended, fleas are a pain

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
yeah, i'm going to have to go to pets at home i guess

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Online is cheaper.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
gonna have to catproof the whole flat as well

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
Impossible , how old is it? Does it go outside?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
she's an oldish lady. about 8, i think
lives indoors but will go into her owner's garden if they're out there
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:05, Reply)
middle aged if that, should be fun

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:11, Reply)
i was guessing, thought they lived to about 12

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
Their piss and shit smells worse than you will believe possible

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7968032
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)

emptying litter tray is a completely thankless task.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:50, Reply)
put it in a cattery until the owner comes back

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
we're not all made of $ y'know?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
Remove its legs and teeth and use it as a warm furry fleshlight.
#felinatio
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:56, Reply)
done and done

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:57, Reply)
and I mean done

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:57, Reply)
good grief

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Don't eat it. Don't let something else eat it. Don't let it get hit by a car. Don't let it get liver disease.
Don't let it eat rat poison. Don't not feed it. Don't push it in to a toilet head first. Don't try and wear it as a hat. Don't put it in a freezer. Don't look too closely at its bum.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 10:58, Reply)
You can't avoid a cats arsehole
IT WILL BE IN YOUR FACE
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:00, Reply)
Christ, this all sounds harder than raising a child

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:00, Reply)
ok, most of that seems fine
but the hat one is asking too much
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Put a little collar on it and pretend it's a dog.
By which I mean touch it on the bumhole.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:00, Reply)
Rob?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
I suppose he could dress it up as a kid and then finger it

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
Become a cat yourself and defend your territory until it runs away

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
FINALLY, some sensible advice

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:09, Reply)
Every cat Ive known has had an individual personality and temperament.
Hope this helps xoxo
(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
All somewhere on the spectrum from "twat" to "cunt"

(, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)

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