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fuck that, lock and load, we have a known warlord in a compound 60k due south, it aint gonna be pretty
fall in
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:14, Reply)
GABBA GABBA HEY
I've been out lol
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:15, Reply)
get to the heli pad, you are on the next bird, you are dropping lalo on this, shits got messy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:17, Reply)
shit yeah, imma shoot me some VC

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:18, Reply)
I can't wait for shore leave so I can get me some poontang

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:18, Reply)
you know what, that film wasn't actually funny

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:19, Reply)
no, it was shit
but that line seemed appropriate. Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:23, Reply)
I'm trying to watch this fucking Eyes Wide Shut, what a fucking load of fucking bollocks

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:24, Reply)
for a film with loads of fit birds in it is surprisingly unwatchable

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:26, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:27, Reply)
Kubrick is utter bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:30, Reply)
full metal jacket, that is it, the rest is shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:32, Reply)
fair comment private pile

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:39, Reply)
tell you what was shit boring, fucking AI
I wanted to fucking kill someone for that
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:49, Reply)
never seen it, i might of tho
dont remember it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 2:08, Reply)
bender

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:31, Reply)
YOU FUCKERS KEEP ALERT
you see charlie, you share
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:19, Reply)
YES SIR

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:18, Reply)
they have forward re con in this area, you see them, you slot them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:19, Reply)
the only gook a yank can trust
is a gook that's had his yellow head bust
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:19, Reply)
pissing down here, temps dropping too, sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:27, Reply)
monsoon season, charlie knows this jungle like the back of his hand, full of tripwires and spike traps and if they don't get you then malaria will

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:29, Reply)
or knob-rot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 1:31, Reply)
Hello
Im a bit drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 3:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7512922
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:21, Reply)
clever cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7512921
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7512927
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/links/Windows_Error_Rap
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:36, Reply)
that is the shittest thing I have ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:40, Reply)
Careful now

(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:41, Reply)
Saturday night and I like the way you move...
Pretty baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
i'd love to smash wigfield, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I'm sure she's got a bumhole like a bottomless pit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)
are you saying wigs has had many cocks? i dont mind that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
i'm not saying a lot of different cocks,
But I reckon she's a go-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
See, that's where the ragheads are getting it wrong
one decent slag is worth 70 virgins or whatever it is they get for blowing shit up.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)
i'm a jockey not a trainer, fuck teaching stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
If you were Pope you might have to teach stuff
or is that what bishops are for, dunno.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
giggly thinks i wont be a good pope, dunno what his jesuit mates are paying him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
He's been trying to be pope for years
He'll never let on, but that's pretty much all he does.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
you'd be an ace pope,
you'd become a fisher of men and no mistake. Heck even I'd consider becoming a catholic if you were pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
evening windy pig

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
hello mr Milk No Sugar.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Cheers
prick
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
no problem wootfoc

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Can I put my winky in your foofoo?

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
i don't have a foo foo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Jesus
are you one of those? You people make me sick.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
was you here when windy pig joined? i could give you my perspective of his time on b3ta if not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I'd definitely feel more comfortable if I knew what I was dealing with
it reckons it doesn't have a foofoo, I reckon it's blagging it, I've heard that excuse a thousand times.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
i aint gonna say much, aint my place, but it aint right, all im saying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'm definitely getting bad vibes off it
weird energy, last time I felt this was that one with a foofoo and a winky.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
woah, hang on,
Dude. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Fucking hell
that's what the last one said and all.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME CHIEF!
I'M INNOCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
but we can lol about it now
you know what footwoc, i said sorry to some cunt earlier just to keep the peace, i'm a fucking sellout :((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Nah, it's fair play
makes them all the more surprised when you fuck their shit right up later on.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
see what happens, they pussied any way at the throw down, then i got asked , meh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Just home from prometheus.
What a gorgeous film. It's eye heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)
i'm looking forward to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
It's good.
Not a huge amount of action but pretty atmospheric. Wonderful sets, locations etc. David the robot is fucking well creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
any tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)
No tits.
charlize theron in any number of tight stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
i'm gonna watch it,
But I ain't gonna say I'm not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Stop banging on about heroin you disgusting scottish junkie
alright maffers
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
alright sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
why the fuck did you jack skag into your eye?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Pfft. Amatuer.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
BOKKO! time pigster.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)
bored of that now
today i cleaned my driveway with my pressure washer.
no. i didn't draw a cock in the dirt, because i'm a grown up.
what did you do today that proved you weren't an immature manchild who never leaves the house?

alt - what are you doing tomorrow to prove that you aren't an immature manchild who never leaves the house?
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
left the house
alt - leaving the house
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
good work

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
i gave my 4 year old daughter a dead arm

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
did you take her to KFC?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
no, i punched her

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
i might try this with my 5 1/2 year old daughter tomorrow
actually, i might have a bit more to drink and do it tonight as a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
the idea of punching a sleeping girl amuses me

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
why didn't you draw a cock in the dirt? what the fuck is wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
i'm a 38 year old married civil servant now
where did it all go wrong? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
i'm 37
i don't think age really matters

i drew cocks in the dust on all the skateboards at work the other day, just to see if we got any complaints
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
ho do you work with scatbirds? i'd love that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I think
probably
when you applied to the civil service
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
still, i'm getting paid full pay for 6 months to stay at home
so it's not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
are you that shit that they'll pay you not to come in?
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
OUR TAXES

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
probably works out cheaper than jobseekers and housing benefit though

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
dunno,
mine only added up to about £10k a year when I was on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
you obviously don't know how to work the system

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I'll fess up I don't,
but I wouldn't anyway because I actually wanted to be off benefits believe it or not, am now though, now I work the other system, get paid stupid money, work 8 hour weeks when I can be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
i get paid offshore and there for pay fuck all into the system

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
*tax avoidance fives*
I aim to earn exactly my tax allowance every year.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
MINE TOO!

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
hey, err,
so you're technically self-employed
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
i might take monday off

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
adoption leave innit
i'm being a stay at home dad for a year! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
adoption
good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
have you checked for bugs and phone taps?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
where did you get the pressure washer? how much was it?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
insurance claim when my garage got broke into
the scum stole one of my two mountain bikes, so i used the money to buy a Kärcher K5.700 instead
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
£300 :(
we're getting our driveway paved this year, probably just scrape weeds out of the cracks with a fork
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
how big's your driveway?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
L shaped.
a=30ft
b=14ft
c=35ft
all dimensions are approximate
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
TRIFLE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
i've never got this meme. soz

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
i can't think of anything i did today that proves i'm not an immature manchild
i did leave the house, but MGT has already done that one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
actually, tomorrow i might deliberately do something immature and childish

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
yeah, I bagsied it first and you can't have none

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
yeah well i'd already licked it

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Going to a classical music concert

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
*middle class fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)
alright mns






wanker
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
smashing thanks





prick
(I helped save b3ta! mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Quick pointer re: deleting post on main board
I posted pic of QE II with tits showing, and forgot to flag as NSFW. I couldn't find an option in 'edit' to fix this. Am I OK to delete my image and re-post, approp. flagged - or will this bugger the board up?
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:11, Reply)
I can help
wanker
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:11, Reply)
prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)
hey look everyone, I'm helping!
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/92058/1338657953/gaz.png
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:26, Reply)
prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:27, Reply)
good advice right there

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)
Ask links

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:14, Reply)
tell you what though, I'd throw one up that Jessica Ennis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:19, Reply)
shes mine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:20, Reply)
you can have her when I'm finished

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Sarah Hardings way dirtier

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:22, Reply)
SHE ISN'T, SHE IS A VIRGIN GODDESS
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:36, Reply)
she takes it up the trumper

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)
IM GAZZING MY MUM ABOUT THIS :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:57, Reply)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I would imagine
ramming one up her pie would be jolly entertaining.
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)
i heard if you rub her clit with a brillo she gets so hot you can cook a richmond sasauge in her arse crack, like a foreman grill

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
phwoor
I throw a couple of rashers of bacon in too.
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
a boat with breasts, imagine that

(Drimble. Poise, precision and audacity, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=83601
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:19, Reply)
:)))

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

prick
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)
All sorted now!
Special thanks to Cabbage.Pants for offline assistance xxx
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)
Where's my fucking thanks you ungrateful wanker
that's the very last time I'm helpin out anyone
(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)
But you type with a glottal stop!
and so, sadly, are dead to me.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
prick

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Arse

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
mornington crescunt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
cresent fresh?
Cress?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Edgbastard

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
how is that a tube station/ you wrong un

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
it's a place,
I didn't know we were only doing London
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
i,ve never heard the show, radio comedy is shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)
even friends?!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
man down, capped, medic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
prick

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
tit

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Big bottoms
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)
moose fucker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Tea Bagger

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
wanker

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Alright shitpants

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:59, Reply)
now then now then
RL
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
bored of that now
who wants to squeeze it til I lose my mess?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
pricks etc

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I'm coming on england

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
bender like beckham
Pool tables are closed here I case it kicks off, ffs, no cunt up here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/92058/1338654591/rimjob.jpg
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Oh ffs.
I've only just stopped throwing up from the image of Janet in a hot tub embossed in my brain:((((
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
i bet she sits on a water jet to clean her gunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

water jumbo
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

jet buffalo
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:37, Reply)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/92058/1338654418/stuck.jpg
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
nsfa

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
alright
but only while listening to this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
haha, what a fucking shit stupid language

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
yeah, stupid poxy Russians

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I thought it was indian, nm

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)
alright
wankers
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
pri
ck
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Fuck off you fat mess

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I MISSED YOU

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
really, really??? the horror
www.corbisimages.com/stock-photo/rights-managed/42-15784610/chernobyl-the-aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
oh, the humanity.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You know what
if some cunt starts banging on about Marx being right and all that shit, imma tell them straight that communism makes budgies eat their partners. That'll fucking learn em.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Mind you, why has the budgie got loads of pictures of kids?
I'm starting to doubt the official line on this.
I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that the whole "chernobyl" thing was just a smokescreen for a killer nonce budgie being on the loose.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
that's what i heard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Some bloke I went to school with who did too much acid
has been posting quality conspiracy stuff on facebook.
He doesn't really explain any of it, just puts up a link to earthquakes in Italy or some shit as if we all understand what's going through his spasticated brain. I might start sending him links to random shit, encourage his mentalism.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
i for one welcome our reptilian overlords.
can't stop to chat - off to my sister's for booze and hot tub.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
zoo selling off their hippo bath?

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
terrible bullying!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
haha, like there'll be any water left in it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

www.theepochtimes.com/n2/images/stories/large/2011/04/20/74841588.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
lololol
alright fatpoof


wanker
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
arligthg cwotfoo
prick
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
alright Declan you prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I hope you die of aids.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Don't drown in your own piss and vomit
that'd be awful.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
prick.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
yeah, drown in someone else's instead

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
sounds like a plan, ima go up the juicer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
prick
alright wocooft
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
it's not really wotofoc.
cofotow would never be so mean.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
SHUT UP!

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i.imgur.com/TSO1L.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
you horrible bully.
mods!!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
wanker

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
ringer

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
munter

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
alright reg
this board is better with us on it.
(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Damn straight!

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
wanker

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
wanker

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
cocknballs

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
prick

(I'm new! cowfoot, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
alright cowf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                                                                            oot
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
toss pot
wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants says if he finds his penis, he'll let you know, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)
bored of that now
my sister-in-law made some toys for Momo and I'll be honest here, one of them's like a thick tuft of ginger pubic hair but he fucking loves it anyway, has your sister-in-law ever made your parrot anything out of her pubic hair?

alt: wankers

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Did you suck all the goodness out of it first?
alright frank. I'm all bacon'd and coffee'd up after swimming with the rugrat.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I've tried not to touch it, dunno if it's hers, could be Kim Woodburn's for all I know, might ebay it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
does he have a cuttle fish?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
yes but he doesn't do much with it beyond shitting down it occasionally

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
does he eat live food, like worms?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
no, parrots are seed eaters, that's why they have curvy beaks instead of pointy beaks

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
how do reckon i could attract green parrakets into my garden? would they land on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
hang some tropical fruit peck bars up, fuckers will be all over them

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
will do, cheers, i'm gonna see what they green cunts taste like

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
stick them on ebay, £275 a pop those things

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
if i knew where the nests are i could take the eggs
and eat them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
not on the floor though, they stay in trees where they feel safer

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
cunts, aint no trees in my garden and i'm surrounded by a fucking wood, oh the irony

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I haven't got ginger pubic hair.
I have got a bacon sandwich though with grilled cheese on the top. Jelly?
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
cheese and ham toastie with gherkins

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
squawklol
You're so jelly.
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
NO MORE PUBIC HAIR FOR YOU

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
prick

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
fat ballbag

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

plucky plucky
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
not much meat on them is there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Hardly worth the charcoal
You need at least 6 for a snack and they taste like bleach.
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
that reporter gets it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
wanker

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I've got something for you
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
squawk
What has Frank's wanking stick got to do with anything?

squawk.
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
you cant give a parrot a hat pin, unless they have a hat, hey giggly does momo have a hat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I would imagine it would require some sort of chin strap.
or glue
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
velcro is good, hey giggly velcro a little fez on momo for lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I'll be honest here, he'd tear the flesh from my hands if I tried that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
he sounds a bit of a cunt, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I don't get why erryone be hatin on the Momo bird

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i.imgur.com/Q8U7N.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
suits him, makes him seem exotic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

this one works better
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
nazi bird following de orderz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
that's an eclectus parrot you fat fool

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
the dirty cunt

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/ehop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
and that's a sun conure
Momo's a blue-crowned conure ffs
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

i.imgur.com/DaJD1.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
blue macaw

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
OK then smart arse...
i.imgur.com/7EdOY.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
my willy turned that colour once

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/para.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

i.imgur.com/sg1M2.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
this is gigglys
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/fly.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
shit alright
i.imgur.com/UmPTx.jpg
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
vladimir is a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
none taken.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
You know what Janet,
I'm really enjoying this year so far, everything is pretty ace.
The Football, The Queens Jubbleys, The Euro's and the 'Lympics. I've seen some pretty ace stuff that I wouldn't otherwise have seen had all these ace things going on and right now it's a pretty fucking great time to live in Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
i've got a keyring of jessica ennis gusset, god bless the olympic ticket offices, it's like they knew what i wanted

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I've had her, left a sweat stain on the duvet like the shroud of Turin

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
SEE! See what I mean?
mongey would have NEVER had a Jessica Ennis minge area keyring without the Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
and a free one day travelcard, that has saved me money, i never knew you were getting free travelcards

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
omg no wai!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
yes way, and they are special ones too, hold on and i'll get a picture

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
special eh
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/travlols.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)
OMG WAI!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
i no, no need to fare evade for me and the kids, we have a fucking free ride

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
well I for one am happy for you.
is it the derby today? only that bbc racing lezzer has a posh hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Yessum

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Queens jubblies?
phwooar

nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Ewww

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
phwoarzzzzzzzorrrrrrssssssss
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1172588073.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I dun a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)

eep

NSFW
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
shut it wobble gunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
wanker

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
she wouldn't be able to reach past her gunt, probably just rubs up and down a post like a fat old cow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
hater.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
hate would require the use of feelings of some type, that aint happening

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
so's your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
exactly, she had the real cancer an upped and died

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I'm just going to pretend it's still a previous thread
Tortanic
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
flans of our fathers.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The Christmas puThing

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
tart wars V: the empire biscuit strikes back.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
It's this refusal to embrace modern life that forces you to buy crappy old cars that don't work

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Enough of your lip
My NEW engine got delivered today
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
re-con

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)
not even con
but it's a 1990 engine, and my last one was 1989.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
blimey, that must be up to date in polands

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)
The world's moved on Grry, you don't have to drive Avengers with mis-matched body panels any more, there are nice cars like Ford Mondeos and VW Beetles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
The Bourbon Identity.
And the sequals.
(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
bored of everything now, twice

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
alt: squawk?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
:(((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
here's vlad, he wont fail us, alright vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
afternoon mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I am not so bad mongy, how are you, that looked like a pretty tough fight last night, I am sorry to have missed it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
bored of that now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
you terrible troll.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
you're a terrible rotten troll, making posts like that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
tell it to the mods, granddad.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I'm gazzing them as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Saturday game....
The old favourite(I say favourite...) of replacing a word in a film title...but using cake instead of rude words.

I shall start you off...lord of the ring-donut

(ok so a sort of cake things...feel free to branch out)

in other news I am getting hyper on Skittles flavour milkshake
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
the good, the bad and the lemon drizzle

(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Hahaha, yeah

what?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I'm not sure I know any more

(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
fuck this shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
how should I Fuck it oh lord?

(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:00, Reply)
that kath jenkins bird on the telly would get it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I've had her, neighbours complained about all the screeching, bad times

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
hold on, she is on now, is she welsh? yuck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
she's got daffodils tattooed across her arse

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
fuck off and die
hard
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia it's nicer than betty munroe had, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
+with avengeance

(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Full Metal Gateau

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)
wanker

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(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:16, Reply)
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(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
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(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
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(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
wanker

(Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon is tucking m'lord's guts back in on, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
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(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

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