So this is more dramatic than necessary
­
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17039722
hmm, 10 years and unlimited fine for downloading some music? I think not.

Besides QOTW and what you had for lunch, what was the last DRAMA in your life?
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Someone's stopped talking to me because I forgot to invite them to the pub
Actually this isn't drama it's the opposite, my life is a bit easier now. Quieter too
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I used to work with someone
That would cry if no one asked her if she wanted to walk to the canteen with them. She was a fucking fruitcake.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I don't understand TH, I don't get why life has to be this big fuss
We'll all be dead in a few years, might as well just take it easy until then, no point getting worked up yo. Chill. Innit.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Theo, a truer word has never been said

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Unless it's cunts in pork pie hats and waistcoats
Or trilbies when they're spotty little cuntsnaps

It's worth getting angry about them
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Life's rich tapestry, m'man

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I quite like this
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/15/toys-protest-not-citizens-russia
( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

That's quite silly :-)

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

do you mind?
we're having a perfectly nice conversation down there.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Go back down there then.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

haha the BBC are in trouble then, that's one of their IP addresses.
whois.domaintools.com/132.185.144.124
( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Let's all go there!
www.RnBXclusive.com
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Also, 10 years and unlimited fine for music downloads? Yeah ok.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Haha.
Oops.
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

only if they downloaded something though.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

According to the article, you're only in trouble if you've downloaded music from them.
And I think it's fair to say that the BBC has the rights, somewhere in it's company, to obtain every song that would be on that site.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I just found the scare tactic of printing the visitor IP to be laughable and pathetic.
Also, the BBC may well have a license - but only if it is obtained properly - had they downloaded from there, they would be in the wrong.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

stop copying me.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)

conversation I've just overheard:
1st taxi driver: Argentina, that's where ya wanna get your beef from.
2nd taxi driver: (thinks for a bit) they eat a lot of horse in Argentina.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I need a wee.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I don't

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Thing is right.
I hold it in for a long as possible, and sometimes it hurts.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

in
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

This might be one of those 'doctor' things we talked about Mono

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Oh.
I've been now.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

THANK GOD!

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Piss off Whorespower.

( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

not this one, ab

( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

cool story, bro.
i've just inadvertently emailed pictures of tigers to a bewildered filipino. and so has my boss.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Bewildered Filipino
Bewildered Filipino
Bewildered Filipino
Bewildered Filipino
Bewildered Filipino
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

eh?
eh?
eh?
eh?
eh?
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I like it
It's like a vocal exercise
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

bewildered filipino
bewildered filipino
bewildered filipino
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

See? IT'S CATCHING ON!

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

well done.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Was he bewildered because of the pictures, or did he come pre-bewildered?
Actually don't answer, I don't care, I'm just saying things in order to say things
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

technically, it should have read 'filipina'.
and she will be bewildered at 23.55 GMT.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)

OH RIGHT NOW I LOOK SEXIST
WELL FINE
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

IST Y
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I'm wearing a bright red t-shirt with flourescent green bits janet
I bet that moistens yer trumpet and no mistake
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

COR.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Horsemeat is tasty

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

This.
I am hoping the health benefits of eating horse instead of beef will mean it will be popular here one day.
( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I dunno why there's an 'ew' factor with horsemeat
I'd eat kitten if it came shaved
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

[something about shaved pussies]

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

www.toplessrobot.com/pullalong.jpg
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I think we probably don't qualify to comment on such things then.
I don't get it either. Clearly there is a thing. But I don't see it.
I want to try LOTS of animals. There might be other ones which are as nice as horse.
I don't get why anyone would want to eat pork or lamb in a world where there is horse. Horse rocks. Pork is boring unless it is baconed.
( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

There is a difference.
Cats are carnivores. So their meat has already been meat once before already. You want your meat made fresh from grass, otherwise it's a bit tough (not to mention inefficient). Also, their shit is rank.

EDIT: I'm commenting on eating kittens, by the way, not horses. I've got no problem with eating horses.
( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I think it's hypocritical to eat one animal and not another, unless they're not tasty
I mean if the lift stops I'll get out a knife and fork and start eying up the passengers
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I'm going to eat Windy's dog
Teriyaki style
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

dog willy
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

teriyaki bewildered filipino
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

He has one of those actually
Well, a family actually. They work in the kitchen of his palatial mansion in the Suffolk Fens.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I may have eaten horse in Slovenia
not entirely sure though
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)

We used to get horse salami from a swedish guy
it's very rich and nice
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I bought my brother a horse meat sausage when I went to France, and told him it was a willy
He still ate it.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

But it was actually a willy

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Well possibly

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

i don'#t care what anyone says, amy pond is quite attra\ctive

(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Baldmonkey hates her
I on the other hand, would let her destroy me
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i've totally met her.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

What was she like?
She strikes me as being a bit annoying
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

she was really nice.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I knew it!
Oh, I love her so
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

DISCLAIMER: i was drunk.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I was completely mashed when I met Charlene Spiteri
And for years I told people she was a bitch. But thinking back, a highly intoxicated stranger gibbered at her in a night club. It's no wonder she was standoff-ish.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Does anyone here use BT FON?
I am a luddite and I want someone to tell me whether or not to bother using it with my phone.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

We used to have one
it was ok but we didn't use it much.
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I was just wondering if it's as good as BT claim
I don't have a very high data allowance, and thought this might be a good alternative
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Where are you that requires two taxi drivers? Do you work in a taxi office? If so, GUTTED.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

and it's hi-ho the silver lining

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

silver orange
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

You're like a prick that just keeps being a prick.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

He has achieved prick critical mass

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

A less pleasant forum member than I would, at this point, say "Praise from Caesar"
But I like you. I really do.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I like me too
Everybody should like me, it's better that way
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

you can fucking talk.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

...and as if by magic...

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

As a recognised purveyor of prickishness
I recognise good work when I see it
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

VIRGIN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Do you even know who I am?

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Do you even think he cares?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Just making sure that he is calling the person he neither knows nor cares about a virgin
thereby rendering his insult to be an impotent one
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

don't be such a prick.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I'm just sayin'

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

He was stating fact, not insulting you.
JMG knows all
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Look everyone, it's the Clementine sex offender!

( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

that'd be a great band name

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

No it isn't
I'll thank you to keep that stuff off here, kids could be watching
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I'll tell you what I like
When people say "I turned round and said..."
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Now that's strange, I could have sworn you posted the last post, mono's one.
I honestly thought it was you, I guess blue namers are all rolling into one these days.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I just want you to know man, your name is purple
And it'll always be purple to me
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Only my name is purple,
for the purposes of finding my posts, so I don't look at other profiles, am I missing out?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

You realise there's a little bar on the left next to all your posts right?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Yes it doesn't stand out well enough for me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

There's all sorts of wonders UToL
I have seen ribbons of black, gold, and azure parading through the mists of eternity. I have looked upon the well that dips to the centre of life and I have wept. I have reached out and touched the hand of time itself. All things are possible in b3tans profiles.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

mine has a particularly tasteful colour scheme

( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Oh god my eyes :(

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I wish my profile was brightly coloured
I'm doomed to walk the earth without hue. Woe. WOOOOE!!!!
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I can't liiiiiiiiiiiiive (If livin' is without hue)
I CANT LIIIIIIIIIIIVE, I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOOOORE
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

mine was very stylish and swish for me a year or two ago

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

You should click my name.
MONO! spelt in purple is so much more AWESOME!
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

guy in my department just got a tiger delivered,
and you posted this? you tangerine cockend.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Toy tiger? Bottle of Indian lager? Genuine big cat?

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

siberian.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Woah!
They don't piss about!
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

What? Never?
I can't hold it in for five minutes.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I have a 26 litre bladder
I only need to go once every 60 hours
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I go once an hour.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
HILARIOUS

YEAH!

Girl who comes around to water our office plant looks more and more upset everytime she comes in, she keeps cutting dead bits off it.
It's halved in size since I started here a year ago.

What do you know that's half the size?
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

SpangLOLin

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Work is shit.
I might just go home.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

That gibblet guy has the right idea you know.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

lolme!

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I like the word "Lollop"

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

flollop.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

No, that's a different word

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I'm awfully sorry Mono, but I don't really understand the question

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

What's half size?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

The Beatles

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

The poo that I just eated half of

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Number of interesting people on /talk?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Half a sandwich

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

i just tidied the shit out of my desk.
SPOTLESS here now. o yeah.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

you missed a bit.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

how dare you, my very drawers are clean!

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Good lord!

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

and my in/out tray

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

that made me think of your bottomhole.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

that's just for out thanks

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Shake it all about?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

in that area but more external.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Fancy a quick roll in the hay?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

oh jeez how can i say this...
not with an internet stranger?
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

talk's user count from this time last year.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

YEAHLOL

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I've got few things to say to you
You know what you've done
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not sorry.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I didn't expect you to be
Now say bokko and be sad
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

guy in my department just got a tiger delivered.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Alive?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

yes he is.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i do have another question
it's not football related. or rubbish pun based or anything.
but i could do with asking it in such a way that doesn't piss everyone off.

i've probably already failed haven't i...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Well NOW you have!
And you were doing so well too.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

imgur.com/n9oQ0
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I just commented on that down there
You chicks, honestly
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

this Janet seems like a needy one.
why have you not tapped that already? She's surely your type.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Haha
I don't know how to respond to this
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

ANSWER THE MAN.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)

on a plate TH, on a plate

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Because both Janet and I are in loving relationships
and wouldn't want to jeopardise them for the sake of a bounce. There...I think that's done the trick.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I doubt your wife is impressed with you letting dildos just walk out the door at every opportunity
Half of Plymouth must be dildo'd up with Mrs Hats' ex dick sticks
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Portsmouth, but yes
The point remains the same
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

No it's spelled Plymouth

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Woah
You just blew my mind
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

and you wouldn't want what happened last time happening again

and you two having another son like baldmonkey
(GluEid Saeed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

We all make mistakes, Glued
Baldmonkey is a crime against nature, there's no denying it.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

i knew i should never have thrown that wire coathanger away :(

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I have a bottle of gin, but no bath
Soz
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

no bath? how do you smell?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

MUSKY

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

COR

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/bmja.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Hey now, I thought that Gonz had first go on Janet?

( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

there's plenty of Janet to go around

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

you're off the list.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

look, badger, i'm just getting the list in order, ok?
give me a break, yeah?
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

if binky can't queue-jump these are sad times indeed

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

binky is AT THE TOP.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

which is the start of the list, right?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

What?!
what about me?
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

you were never on the list.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

You fucking what?!

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

YOU HEARD ME.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Well, you know the age-old expression about two birds and one 4/5s sized stone.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)

i thought it was theoban

( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

she just likes the attention.
I've heard her bloomers will clatter to the ground for a bacardi breezer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i heard they're stretched almost to the ground already, what with the effluent.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

you're off the list.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Janet's onesie
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

:(

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I saw a picture of Janet in her onesie on facebook, she looked cute in it, true story.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

LOVE YOU GONZ XXXX

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

<3 u 2 !

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

HELLO DID SOMEONE SAY THAT I CAN SEX JANET
I'm wearing my sexing shorts right now
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

SEXY TIEMS!!1!

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

They lift and separate
and are wipe clean and come with a little trough for spillages
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

keep going...

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

No
I see from above that you're doing lesbings with that binky woman. I ain't getting involved in that sheeit
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i ditched her because she was rude about my pants.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

But your pants are divine! I have a pair nailed to my bedroom door to keep burglars out

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

you're off the list.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i think your pants do a MARVELLOUS job.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

rats cocks.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Was that the question? Regarding your failure?
Or is there something else? If so, ask away. If not, pull up a cushion.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Hi Adam.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

pro tip: fuck the fuck off.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

so ask it
it's only the internet
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I can help.

( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

i'm skeptical of anything resembling 'nice'...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I'm nice, ask anyone
Where's Manolith? Ask Manolith.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

don't listen to him
he was involved in wall punching and dildo thievery
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

wrestling himself.
He's turned his bed into a ring.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

colin 'bomber' harris.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

It's actually quite sexually aggressive.
Manolith likes to fight himself into submission.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

He once gave himself a Boston Crab
It was as terrifying as it was titilating.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

his half nelson is a sight to behold

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You should see his Double Windsor!
PHWOAR, eh girls?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

did you know that there is a real wrestling move called the rear naked choke?

( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

do you practice this on yourself?

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

no
i'll have it be known that i've never wrestled myself
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

LIAR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

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he is
( manolith - my middle name is not 'james', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

HA!
That showed that fucking prick. Y'alright?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i'm nice. honest.
go on then, ask away.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

she wears cow onesies
a wrongun if I ever saw one
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

IT'S A FUCKING ZEBRA, ALRIGHT???
what's wrong with your EYES?
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

oh yeah, so it is
and me, a onesie expert
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

for shame.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I have to say, I'd quite like a jelly fish onesie
it would be like a australian hat with corks, but pink with body length tentacles
(GluEid Saeed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

you'd look like a plastic screen, made human

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

it's alright, I's stay in the bath

(GluEid Saeed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I don't like the suggestion that none of us are worthy of being called nice.
It makes me do a sad :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

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We'll see what happens. Or if you're that scared, gaz me and I'll ask the group.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Is this open to anyone or just the new users?

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)

i have a question, winders.
why have you got such a fucking stupid girl's dog?
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

it's surprisingly good fun,
I was against it, but went with it to keep ladypug happy, and turns out its a good fun little dog.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

oh pigster :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

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( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

At least there will be some protection for the pub.
"Harley, KILL!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Haha, awesome
You'll be shooting grouse next
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

shooting retrieving
+having a lustrous coat
(GluEid Saeed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

why don't you just cut your balls off and put them in a jar and give them to mrs pig to keep on the mantlepiece?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)

OH FINE THEN DON'T.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

oh man, so needy.
TH, really????
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

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( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

poor Janet, so available but so lonely :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!
there, I said it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

i need an empty beer keg
i've checked most on-line selling sites and local pubs, all of which say they ain't got nowt.
So i thought i'd ask on here, coz ya never know who knows what etc.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)

i'm sorry, what?
the internet doesn't have one, but /talk might?
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)

well played.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

unlikely you'll get one,
Unless you buy a full one and drink it. The ones that go to pubs stay owned by the brewery, are returned and refilled. There's bound to be a micro-brewery near you (tell me wher you live and I can probably find 4 or 5) and if you're nice they might lend or sell you one.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

there's a local brewer that i know quite well, but he says they're worth a fortune. the thing is it's not for beer purposes, it's to turn it into a table... i've got a signed bass speaker and I needed a way to display it. it turns out it would sit nicely in the top of a beer keg...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Plenty get damaged beyond repair by idiot drayman.
Phone someone like keunhe and nagel or bidvest, find out what they do with the broken ones, profit.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

ta for that. i'll ring about.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I have one. Gaz me for details.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

FINE.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)

what ya got?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

No, fuck it. I said Gaz me for details but you ignored it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)

sigh.... fine.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I just got your gaz.
60 quid and I'll post it to you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

will see what happens come pay day... ta and that.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Well when's pay day?
You think sending a keg in the post is easy? This needs planned.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE NEEDS PLANNED.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

O< ----- QOL

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

end of the month, gonna see if there's any beat up old ones for free first though...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I'm not some fucking whore that's willing to be a back up plan.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

you sure?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

sure of what?

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Maybe it's YOU that should phone Kuehne & Nagel

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

"Hmmm, I understand that it won't fit through the middle sized envolope price'er-upper, but it should be able to make it through the large one... are you putting it landscape or portrate?".

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I was helpful and got ignored,
This guy is a real Dick.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

And I wasted all my good chat up lines on him too

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

You've just got your own pub as well.
He ignored inside indusrty info, he deserves everything he gets.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

what a cockend ya what? turned out to be.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I hope pigster releases the hound on him.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous
His Butler will get his assistant to do it
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

i bet his butler is a little tiny gay monkey in a dress.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Jesus...imagine what the butler's assistant looks like
Some kind of talking locust perhaps?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it's a prawn in a feather boa.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

i'm more shocked than anyone
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

IT'S A TRAP!
It's merely an enormous haggis, cunningly disguised as a beer keg. When you bend down to inspect it, he'll smother you with his italian sporran. Or 'Sporrani' as they call them in Firenzi.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

HOOTSA!

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

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Or should I say "Mi piace questo, mon!"
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

JINGSIO CRIVENSA HEMLPAMABOABE

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Buy a full one
Give it to me, and I'll drink it then give you the empty keg back. Very simple.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

this seems dodgy... there was no talk of sex... how do i know its really you? i can't just give free beer to anyone...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Wait until I'm drunk
Then you'll see the fireworks
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

You'll always be a champ either way

( Rory Lyon Your profile is shit and annoying, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)

To answer your question: In 6 minutes

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)

everyone will get pissed off no matter what you say, everyone here is a terrible person

(GluEid Saeed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Fair cop guv

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

i fucking hate you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

alright ya what?

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Fuck you, ya what?.

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Ha! apologies.
turns out customers keep interrupting me...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

What kind of customers?
Because if you work with the public this may effect my feelings for you.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

phone calls, walk in customers, i try not to talk too long though...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Ok, well I guess I could work around that

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Goddamnit ya what?, stop playing with my emotions.

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

i'm sorry
it's just with all the talking and the radio being on, it's difficult to hear....
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Stop fucking dragging it out, this isn't a colonoscopy

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I just went for a slash in a toilet for one of the companies in this office block.
They have a piss swatch chart to help them work out if they're dehydrated.

Given the way these people use the lifts, I'm not entirely surprised.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

who are you and what is this?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

alright gormo

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

how do?

(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Hi Gormo
In the lavs where I work they have an automatic air freshner thing. It makes a horrible farty noise every couple of minutes.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

christ, how long are you spending in there?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

No more than an hour

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I HAVE A MASSIVE BLADDER, ALRIGHT?
It takes me a LONG time to pee.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I like your name
gormo gormo gormo
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

hey gormo

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

RIP the thread about footee
Big tears I weep
because it has been delete
d
( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

internet was mean to me
:(
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

the internet is just a big old bully :(

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

kind words
but i was pissing against the b3ta wind...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

and it's a strong wind to be fair...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

after the barrage of vitriol you would probably have been able to steal some good suggestions
please note I am not recommending that you repost it
( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i'm just not a patient man
the games tonight and the barrage looked like it was going o go on for a few weeks...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

QUEER Park Rangers

ROFL
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( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

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( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

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( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

MK Don't tell your Mum alright? It's our special secret

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I think /board already did a good job of that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I had some ace ones, but he's never going to see them all now.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i bet 25 year old ben gillet from royal wootton bassett in wiltshire could come up with some good ideas.
let's face it, he's got the fucking time on his hands.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

there are some good ones creeping in...
i think i've got the wrong end of this b3ta thingy though.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I think this would have been better suited to a football related forum.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

it wouldn't have been this funny though...

it is funny how quickly some people get so angry, i'd be the same but i just don't have the energy.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

wait, this is funny? which bit?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

the internet fail bit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

thank god for that.
for a minute there i thought it was suggesting that it had been funny.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Perhaps this interesting new forum buddy
thinks lolarious 5-a-side team names are indeed funny.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

there was a bit up there that was almost funny, does that not count?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

no.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

there was?

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

it had a swear word in it, maybe it was just how a read it.

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(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

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Tell us five things about yourself.
Also, would you consider sleeping with me?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

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( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

He's not going to reply, is he

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

you've scared another one away

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Why are they all so afraid to love, Spangolin?
Even Windy Pig keeps making excuses to not come to see me :(
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

He even threatens to run you over.
I think he's just scared to love.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

If there's one thing I've learned in the last 35 years
It's that there's a fine line between love and violent murder
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

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( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Two hats are obviously too much for some people

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Good God...I'M A MONSTER!
Don't look at me :(
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

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( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

stupid football cunt IN OUR HARTZ 4 EVA
RIP sweet prince :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I never thought i'd see anything more dull
Than "waki pub quiz teams" but I'm impressed.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

there is always more dull, until you reach the absolute zero of dull, which is:

( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

frisbee adam

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

why is frisbee masquerading as friz now
has he come out as friz' comedy account?
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I'm surprised by this turn of events.
It's shit, even for friz.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

and what, pray, is his icon??

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

it's either a frisbee or a massive face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

He has started grooming children,
So he's not far from killing them. It's a natural metamorphosis. He is probably confused by his face appearing slightly bigger everyday.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

it'll get to the stage where he tries to throw his disk like head

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I thought it was short for FR AD
Frisbee Adam
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

But it says Frizzle
I'm confused spango. HOLD ME. But don't really hold me cos y'know, that'd be weird. Get off me.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

yeah because it's like whatever Snoop Dogg's lyrics are called
Izzle
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

fo shizzle my nizzle, spangolizzle.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

thanks?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

If you wanna read that as a compliment you go ahead,
You special little man.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

erm... thanks?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Hope this finds you well?

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

we're always 'ken dodd's dad's dog's dead' in the pub quiz.
man, we're HILARIOUS.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

We were John's Tits for a while
But then we stopped going to pub quizzes because we're now boring and don't do anything, ever. At all.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

My last pub quiz team name was "And the winners are..."
Previously I have been in a team regularly known as "The Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutenkhamun Owners Club"
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Crikey Janet.
Our local instantly disqualifies anyone trying to call themselves "quiz team Aguilera" first quiz of the term usually upsets someone.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Dr Gunther von Hagen's evil hat
Chocolate Finger Sex Act
Roy Race's Eiffel Tower
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Guys! Waki Coronation Street characters! GO!
Deirdre BarLOL
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

roy CLOPPER

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Reg LOLdsworth

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Gayle ROLFMAO

( Flapjack is a alien or sutin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

alright flappers?
can you please explain to frisbee titface that 'discomfort' is wrong and 'discomfit' is right? ta.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I certainly could
it depends on whether he means discomfort or discomfit, though.
( Flapjack is a alien or sutin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

If you mean
here he could mean either.
( Flapjack is a alien or sutin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

WELL WHAT FUCKING USE ARE YOU THEN???

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I'm surprised he didn't stop reading at disc... whatever the word is

( mns ur dads a diked, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

a discomfit is that thing with duck legs, right

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

No, it's dis thing with duck legs.

( Flapjack is a alien or sutin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

LOLdrie Roberts

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Mike LOLdwin

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

QUACK Duckworth
double points
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Les BattersPIZTDONAORKESTRA!

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

More deletes?
What is the internet coming to?!
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

this is all YOUR FAULT!

( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Of course it is.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

it's the only way i'll learn.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

What is?
Who are you?
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

im going to be nice here,
Deleting a thread is never the answer. Ever. At least not here, maybe on /board, but they're mostly Ben Gillet from Royal Wooton Bassett.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

it's got a much funnier response than the first one would've got though.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONHERE?!

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

of well done, you've confused MONO!

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I'be been in a few pun threads in my time,
And they have the potential for side busting hilarity, but you'll never know, because you're cowardly thread deleting scum. WORSE. THAN. HITLER.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I'll have to consult the official Hitler-counter.
Showing worse than 11 Hitlers here.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

i hang my head in shame.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

head self
shame my grotty, crinkled kleenex filled bedsit
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i like this.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

do they still do bedsits?
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

fucking hell, he thinks this is an estate agent forum now.
will this shiternet ever end?
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Yes, I'm fairly sure that 'THEY' still do bedsits
Except I think 'THEY' prefer to call them Studio Apartments. Sounds nicer, dunnit?
Anyway, are you going to have sex with me or not?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

yes.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

oh. wait.
you were asking him, right? sorry. do carry on.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Hey, there's plenty of hat love to go around baybay

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

it does sound nicer, you're right.

not the sex thing though, that doesn't sound nice.
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm a very considerate lover
A trifle rough, I grant you. But you won't leave dissatisfied, that I can guarantee.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

can i say maybe and get back to you then?
it's just i've got to come up with a crappy name for football tonight and it's taking a while to get it sorted...
(ya_what?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

call the team 'Two Hats Unwelcome Sexual Advances'
There, sorted. Now, FOR NOOKIE!
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

You've already had some gold further up the thread!
Some people, I dunno.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

you could do a lot worse than twohats,
He's a bald sex god.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

You're only calling me bald because I've got no hair

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

bald?
oh. deal's off.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I could comb my beard up over the top
Into some sort of mighty mane.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

pro tip: use your back hair as a comb over.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

imgur.com/n9oQ0
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)

sexy tiem

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Haha, nice

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

if not you,
Then who?
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

If not now,
When?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

If not if,
But?
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)

was is it was but what?

( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:30, Reply)

oo-ee-oo-ahah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.
there. stick that in your brain and smoke it.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

sadtimes online

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

FISHY FISHY FISH FISH

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

come on then, own up.
which b3ta user is 'ben gillet'?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17015699
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Well no-one's going to hire you with that miserable face, Ben

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

the sense of entitlement is strong in this one, spangers.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I dunno, Janet
people sit around waiting to be handed a job, it's not going to happen. Make something happen! Old guy could start a consultancy, with his 30 years experience. Young guy could volunteer or do supermarket stuff. It just annoys me, my brother is exactly the same.
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

How's your brother at sewing spikes onto a hoodie?

( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I can't afford to hire anyone :)

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I didn't say you had to pay him.
Slave labour all the way!
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Hehe, maybe I'll put that to him :P
The fact he doesn't get up until 2pm might be a hinderance, mind...
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Just call it "work experience" and he'll be none the wiser.
Though the studded leather bikini and whip might give it away.
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

a leather bikini with DINOSAUR spike studs? is spango branching out?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

where would the spikes even go, on a bikini?

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

on the INSIDE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

But where would the ham go?

( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

you could still run a line down the back? i don't know spang, you're the designer :P

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

it's tough though.
young guy has been unemployed for 4 years now and there is a kind of depression which applies and makes it even harder, added to his low qualifications and past experience...
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Quelle dommage
Your chicken diagrams were superb! I was very impressed. And thank you for my gift.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

hen seems fully recovered. it was however quite a sight!

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

what happened?

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

oh nothing really, i went to feed/water them and there was blood all over the feeder.
turns out Brown Hen Peggotty had a fresh scab on her comb. Apparently combs bleed PROFUSELY.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

be careful with bleeding chickens
if the others see blood they will peck at it. We had to quarantine ours in a rabbit hutch once to stop the others going at it.
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

i've kept an eye on her over the recent days, she's basically healed..
CHICKENS ARE SHIT TO EACH OTHER.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Train them to be FIGHTING CHICKENS!

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

but i want eggs not a bloody mess.
tsk, adam. TSK.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

But but but the winner can go on to breed a new race of überKüken
UBERKUKEN!!
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Film their feuds and make it a tv soap opera
EastHenders
Coronation Chicken Street
Cluckside
Henmerdale
Laybours
Home And Alayalittleeggforme

That's all I got
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

hollychooks?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Queer as Yolk
Not really a soap, but come on.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Birds of a Feather

( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

And just when she thought she was getting better....
Chicken casserole
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

yyyyup

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

yyyyuM
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Binky binky binky

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

maximoximoo! how are things? everyone well?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Things are good, better than good, moving house etc.
Everyone is much better now. How are things in your neck of the woods?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

ticking over.
HOORAY for your awesome life *FIVES*
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Ticking over?
Why so? from what I hear things are pretty awesome?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

i'm settling into a rut, i guess it's a pretty nice rut :P
i am very lucky to have such a rut.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Oh I see
Still at the same job?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

YEP over 2 years now. My job has changed for the better and more responsible i think, but now they juuuust need to scale my pay up to match....

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Look for alternative
Then present them with a choice, pay increase or loss of staff.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

whoah whoah I must have landed on some daily mail comments section instead of b3ta, whoops

( vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

YEH THEY SHOULD JUST GET ON THEIR BIKES

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i'm concerned that his day is "playing video games" and not "improving my cv, looking for a job, volunteering, writing, making a blog" &c.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Video games take priority.
Obviously.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I don't think he'd look out of place at a b3ta bash
Just sayin'
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

alright Friz

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

The picture/caption made me laugh.
I didn't even bother reading the rest.
( Shax campaigning for the removal of baldmonkey since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

'ben is an internet shut-in who can clearly afford weed'.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

What a wanker

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

he needs a good wash and a kick up the arse.
there are jobs out there - it's just that people don't see why they should have to do them.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

The guy needs a shave and a hair cut.
And a tie and a cheap suit.
Prime recruitment agency fodder
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

And a tie and a cheap suit.
Prime recruitment agency fodder

Two bits
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

bits hats
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Woah!

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

*claps*

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

oh, and can you lend me a grand?

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Sure....I've gazzed you my bank transfer details
Take what you need
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Can I? It's going to be spring soon, and I need new trucks.
I cba shelling out £40 for a pair
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

When you say 'truck'
I assume you don't mean 'lorry'
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Correct
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

what the fuck is this, now? you ridiculous manchild.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Pack it in, lego-girl
Telling me I'm a manchild is like telling Harold Shipman his bedside manner is a little discomforting
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

* discomfiting
also, 'lego-girl'??
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Well you ARE made of Lego after all

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

indeed.
*none the wiser*
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

HAVEYOUSEENTHENEWLEGOSTARWARSSHITOUTLATERTHISYEAR
THERESADARTHMALGUSMINIFIGANDEVERYTHING
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yes indeed
Seen this?
www.b3ta.com/talk/7446527
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

YESLEGOIRONMANLOOKSLIKEADOWNS

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

YOU LOOK LIKE A DOWNS
I like the Batcave.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I like YOUR batcave.
IWANTLEGODARTHMALGUS
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

LOOKATHIMLOOKATHIMLOOKATHIM
lego.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Malgus
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I meant what I said
www.thefreedictionary.com/discomforting
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

once again, your longing to be american wrong-foots you.
thegrammarexchange.infopop.cc/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/340600179/m/418101681
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Wrong again
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/discomfort?q=discomforting#discomfort__4
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

let's put an end to this, shall we?
you are wrong. and a spastic. now, let the grownups talk.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You're being a little thick, here but I'm not going to labour the point
Literally.
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

that doesn't say he's wrong, just that it's more common in america.
sigh, janet.
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

isn't he like 28

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

does that mean he's allowed to be childish?
say yes say yes
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I thought you were in your early twenties o.O

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Spangolin said 28.
As in TWENTY-eight
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Fuck, early twenties I meant

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You're a mong.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You're a fat warhammer shut-in
We're perfect for each other
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)

just because you play children's games outside doesn't make you better than mono

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Perfect for each other =/= better than the other

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Oh wait I read "we're" as "you're"

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

some of my hobbies include power kitting and fire breathing.
I very much doubt that Adam is anywhere near as cool as that.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

power kitting? what is this please?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'm afraid I meant "kiting"

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

ummm wind power?

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

As in
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_kite
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

groovy, a link, ta MONO!

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

i think that is a fairly adult sport compared with frisbee games if only because you can buy a frisbee for 50p but that would cost a fortune.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I have a 5m kite.
and a mountain board.
It's good fun, especially when the wind is so strong that you lose control and just get thrown around! :D
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Actually more like £7/8
But still relatively inexpensive
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

balls, i've bought one for 50p before and it worked fine.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Kitesurfing is on my 'to save up money for' list
It looks fucking awesome
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Start off with a small land kite first
Something like this is probably more within your capabilities.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

FUCK YEAH HELLO KITTY

( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Honestly though, get a cheap 1 or 2m kite first
See if you like it, get used to it, practice getting it up on your own (fnar fnar).
My 5m kite could kill me if I wasn't sensible.
Saying that I've been pulled 10ft into the air by a 1.5m kite before.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I got dragged a few metres by a big wing-style kite before
Wildheart Baby was meant to be holding me down but I got away :P
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

haha.
I let someone probably about your size have a got on my power kite in strong winds, 3-4 of us had to hold on to her or she'd've ended up a few miles away.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Hah I read "power knitting"
I think I need my eyes looked at
( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Man that'd be awesome.
Petrol powered needles.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Me too
I DONE A DR WHO SCARF IN 6 MINUTES! RAWK!
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

No I'm not.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

what did it say before? o.6
that's a raised eyebrow face, or something
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Looks like this guy
www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/3172_Dr_Evil.jpg
( F to the 'rizzle, A to the dizzle Attorney - at - lol, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

oh well i did get id'd twice yesterday when buying alcohol.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

That was just a way of getting your name without arousing suspiction
expect some facebook stalking...
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

both from old womens? who then said "OH MY SON IS YOUR AGE"

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

They're passing your details on to their sons.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

uh-oh.

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

There's enjoying having fun and enjoying things designed for children, then there's being childish.
The latter makes you look like a dick.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

eh, whatever

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

looks like Janet Aylia to me
Oh yea BOO! got you bad
(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

not fat enough.

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

fuck you, mono!
except i wouldn't because you're HORRIBLE.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I thought you loved me:(

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

NOT ANY MORE YOU CALLED ME FAT.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

No I didn't.
I called him skinny!
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

don't try and blind me with your tricksy logic, mono!
i know FINE WELL what you meant. now GO TO YOUR ROOM.
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i totally pwnd you

(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you can get tae fuck as well.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

just cos i bested you in mental combat, no need to get shirty

(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

For a spanking?
PHWOAR!
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

We should so make him jellious.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

go to it, gonz.

( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

GET-IN

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

That Ben fella makes me angry.
Who the hell does he expect to hire him when he's looking and living like that? I bet he only showers once a week. He should have the bonce to make work for himself. If he's playing all these games and tv-series, then he's good enough to give IT (and more than likely, general gadgetry) help to the local population. He doesn't have the get-up-and-go to try and make work for himself. Like hell he can't get supermarket or call centre work, he probably thinks it's below him or "It's not worth it, I'll be working all day and only get a tiny bit more than my benfits". He said right there that he's not looking for high-end.

Ben needs a kick up the arse, he goes on about not being lazy yet has weeks old washing up.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

YES.
exactly this. anyway, i'm off to the hostipal to get my norks furtled. laters xx
( janet aylia threw open the switches on the sonic oscillator, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

L8erz sexE

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

All of this.

( spangolin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Damn straight.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Ooh, it's a mildly lengthy gonz post, let's look for the spelling errors
Hmm, nothing yet. Not sure on gadgetry but forgivable. Nope, population is right... correct use centre (instead of center). Yep, found one "benifits" but not far off wrong. And that's the end of the post.

Well that was disappointing.
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Benifits?Benefits? Is this one of those I before E things?

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Nope, it's just benefits.
I'd say this isn't one for the blog.
( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Yeah', it would be a bit of a dull post.
I always remember center/centre, I don't know why, that one sticks in my mind.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I was trying to work out if it was "Making ends meat" or "making ends meet" the other day.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

One of my housemates is EXACTLY like him, to the point where I'm now angry with my housemate after having read that article.
I also dislike the way it's written to try and make him seem sympathetic. He's a fucking bone idle cunt.
( BraynDedd Rob Manuel is a whining cunt, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Take charge, you don't need no dead weight.

( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It's a shame you've had to go out Janet
You would've liked this I think
www.b3ta.com/links/Is_it_Bizarro_day_as_well_as_Valentines_Are_we_the_new_talk
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Oh man, do WE have egg on our faces!

( Eddache I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I know right?
I don't know about anyone else, but I feel ever so foolish.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

That was never my intention. Sincerest apologies Mr Two Hats :(

( Pig Bodine, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Hahaha, clearly these people have never actually been on here.

( BraynDedd Rob Manuel is a whining cunt, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

SPELLCASTING: P A T H E T I C
I don't mean that in a "Oh man, I'm annoyed, they're so pathetic", it's actually genuinly pathetic, like a group of children at their parent's house party who plays a joke on the adults by sneeking down the stairs and then running back up again after being told to stay in their room.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Leave gobbo alone.

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

do you think its gillet with a soft 't' like gilet
or gillet like a gillet?
(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

It's pronounced 'scone'

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

scone like sc-own, or scone like sc-on?

(Quinten Oftiweak giving away clicks by request, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Correct

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

What happened to Deller?

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I am acknowledging this well crafted gag

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Thank you, I'm glad someone got it.

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

He has money to buy games and dvd's.
What a fucking smelly looking ugly prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)

FINALLY
The voice of reason! Alright love?
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

morning sweetheart.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

POSTING AT THE BOTTOM
I have a job, I thought Ben should know
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

He-llo The-O

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I've found his facebook profile, if anyone's interested.
He lists his activities and interests as cannabis and video games.
( BraynDedd Rob Manuel is a whining cunt, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Bugger, I can't get on Facebook from work

( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

he sounds full of awesome

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He is a stereotypical example of everything that is wrong with the youth of today.
Look at this shit https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001848488811&sk=info
( BraynDedd Rob Manuel is a whining cunt, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

he has international dalek remembrance day on his other pages.
What a fucking waste of oxygen.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I actually genuinely hope he dies.
Then his benefits money can go to someone who needs and deserves it.
( BraynDedd Rob Manuel is a whining cunt, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Recent activity: Ben likes Stewart Lee.
Says it all really.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Haha, awesome
I consider 'liking things' to be an activity.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I'm glad the taxpayers give him money to like Stewart Lee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

No shit shirlock.
Interested in Women
Relationship Status Single
Gender Male
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Weed user a shiftless layabout?
Well I never
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)

the guy is clearly a fucking waste of skin.
I hope he gets lung cancer.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

POSTING BELOW THEO
I hope Ben is proud of me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Ben would be proud of you but smoking weed all night and playing computer games has taken it out of the poor wee lamb

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

If anything I hope the state can see its way to upping his benefits.
Weed ain't cheap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I wonder if I can get a weed grant?
What with having a house, car and family my money seems to be gone before I even think about buying drugs.
( Two Hats my middle name is 'James', Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Goode Morninge.
Howe aree youe alle thise morninge?
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:00, Reply)

I'm pooing
Right now.
( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:10, Reply)

What colour?

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:15, Reply)

i have a pack of love hearts left on my desk.
following from yesterday's banana. a surprise suitor? who brings these snacks?
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:11, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that.
On a similar note, the missus liked her flowers, chocolates and teddy bear.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Mine didn't
The hay fevered, diabetic, ursaphobia bitch. Fuck her.
( magnum, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:20, Reply)

Haha!

( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:21, Reply)

i got a card and a lot of hesitation on whether he should spoil my birthday surprise by explaining his plans

( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:21, Reply)

When's your birthday?
It's hers next Tuesday, therefore she's getting a pancake.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:26, Reply)

MAY.
*jiggles excitedly at secret plans*
( binkybee, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

I wasn't able to make secret plans.
I was told that I'm taking her to the zoo.
And for afternoon tea.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Afternoon Tea?
Fucking tiny sandwiches and a scone and they charge you like a tenner.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)

A tenner?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Clearly you're under the impression that my girlfriend is some kind of tramp.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:35, Reply)

This is the last place we went for afternoon tea
www.pennyhillpark.co.uk/EXCLUSIVE_HOTELS/the_hotel.aspx
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Fucking hell mono,
You could have a decent meal for those sort of prices.
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

It was a decent meal.
and as much tea as I cared to drink.
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I'm ace,
How are you Mono! you big racist?
( Windy Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Honestly right.
I'm not.
imgur.com/r/funny/pmNoS
( MONO!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)