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Wanking, is it overrated? Or just a narcissistic release in the ideal scenario? ;-)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Haha yeah ;-)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:43, Reply)
i don't know - let's have a MASS DEBATE

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:44, Reply)
*mass debates*

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:49, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmooEl4vpLY
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:00, Reply)
shut up, tosser

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:50, Reply)
oh god your just so like down on everything

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:03, Reply)
I've been going though my old hosting accounts and found so much old b3ta shit
jmg, noit, bogus, friz, these are just a few of the people I've made joke sites for that weren't funny
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:06, Reply)
Has it moments but generally leads to a sense of worthlessness

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:07, Reply)
wanking's ace
i had an outdoor wank once, it was the best thing ever
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:10, Reply)
You must live somewhere warm
It's far too cold for that round my end
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:21, Reply)

buckinghamshire so not really warm, it was just a nice morning after night fishing and it just seemed to be the thing to do
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:23, Reply)
so you had a wank outside Buckingham Palace?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:28, Reply)
round your end
fnar fnar
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:25, Reply)
chortle!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:27, Reply)
evening

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:51, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Courtesy of Frank
ebay stuff
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
I like how naked Pat is already on 7 bids having only just been listed

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
it's a re listing, someone keeps reporting the auctions

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:01, Reply)
wtf would you report it for?
It's serious art.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
coz franks a cunt and i probably out bid him

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
that fucking cunt, tell him i said that, i fucking nicked that first

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Fucking hell.
I think I just found my new job.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)
What the fuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
alright
/ac
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
not bad, you?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:54, Reply)
yer alright ta

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
alright Richard

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:54, Reply)
alright richyplops

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright D-Bone

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
evening drimble

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:07, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright herby

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Brooaaadddy!!!
hello sexy lovely face! How are you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Ah y'know
you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Aye.....
I'm ace ta! Birthday 2 weeks is nearly a week in and it's fucking amazing and brilliant and and and *asplodes*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I no rite
has my present turned up yet? If the Spanish postal service lose it I'll kick RIGHT off
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Oh
That was from YOU? I'm getting a visit from Avon constabulary tomorrow, it was spotted at customs. THANKS
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Are they the perfume police?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
the only way to stop the dandy highwayman

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I have to stand and do liver.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)
How very rare
www.b3ta.com/board/8625199
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:15, Reply)
My dearest m
frank said
"I heard he has sexy fun times with every fish he catches"
not that I'm stirring or owt
always
b x
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:16, Reply)
alright Herbo

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Alright Dozy-D

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
yer, very pleasant evening ta

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
evening herb

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Alright turdington
Nice to see you. hows things and that?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:17, Reply)
Smashing ta, and I found a big bottle of scrumpy which I'd forgotten about
How're you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:52, Reply)
alright dozey d

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
alright foolius
Hope yer life is peachy m8 xx
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)
peachy as fuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:53, Reply)
ent no news I've heard which has pleased me more than this xx

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:05, Reply)
fuck you thread

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Hi, hope you're well.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:30, Reply)
rich

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
h

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
No, I insist, fuck YOU

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:34, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Fuck you, Fred

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:35, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Good thanks
I've spent the whole day at work repairing my car that i smashed into another workers car first thing in the morning...thats the last time i do the milk run.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:50, Reply)
Happy St Georges Day you fucking cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:37, Reply)
shitfuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:39, Reply)
it's not until the 28th, you fucking heathen

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:50, Reply)
6th of may i thought

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
commie

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:06, Reply)
nah i'm a plutocrat

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:36, Reply)
you fuck cartoon dogs?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:43, Reply)
don't be goofy

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:45, Reply)
dunno what that means soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:07, Reply)
it's called a punchline

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)
wot a fuckin dinlo

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)
dummo what that is soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)

skemispuff.ga/
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)
my dearest m
alright
b x
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:45, Reply)
fuck you

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:44, Reply)
fuck you horse

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:46, Reply)
wuv oo 5eva!!!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Up yours!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:53, Reply)
get fucked cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I'm glad you made this thread.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:09, Reply)
what ho mr h

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:51, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)
kill yourself you spastic cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Home time thread.
See you suckers later.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:05, Reply)
You'll never walk alone, Alfie.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Now look what you've done.
I'm going to have to put a poorly made teddy bear outside the gates of Anfield
on my way home from work. I'll be crying as I place it down.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)
not quite sure what to do tonight

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Ravioli

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:17, Reply)
tinned

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)
probably gonna have something better than that for dinner

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:26, Reply)
Good for YOU!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:28, Reply)
it is good for me

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)
Oh, I've just realised it's St George's Day. Are we doing anything to celebrate?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:17, Reply)
i'm in england right now, they don't seem to be doing much

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:18, Reply)
broken britain :(

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Prolly cos it's not St George's until next Monday in England.
And also this is a Christian country and we don't do any of that heathen debauchery and idolatry like those fucking celts.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:40, Reply)
tosser

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:53, Reply)
i no rite/

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:13, Reply)
i'm home already

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Bye then

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:22, Reply)
Oh

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:48, Reply)
3PM-ish greetings
only one more week until the board merger, exiting times for sure.
How will talk and OT get along in one place?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
alright-ish
it will be amazing. Like when two nonces collide.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
if they move the nonce wing in here i'm off

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)
They're moving here into the nonce wing

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)
they don't even have proper threads, it's a fucking vBB board

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Exiting? You'll be leaving?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)
everyone will be leaving.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Are they actually?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
calendar is merging with links

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:02, Reply)
fuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
delete all boards except /board
/ac
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Myy issue with that is that try as I might I just can't get into 'sexy squirrels' or backslapping.
It's just not for me.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Don't need to.
They manage about five threads a day and only 80% are kiddy furry grot. We'll soon down out that deviantart nonsense with 'alright' threads and 'what's for tea'.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Excellent plan.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
*Votes Doc Ess*

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
HUSSAR FOR HERR OBERSTURMFUHRER SHAMBLES

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
NO!
/OT rules /ac
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
bout time tbh

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Merge them ALL.
It's all just Gilgy these days anyway. And Gilgy's gone full baldmonkey.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
afternough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Fair enoon.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
awight

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
sound like y'know like calm down la' calm down, ey? like y'know like sound y'know ey? ey? sound

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Liverpool for the title, ey!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

day do do dat doe don day?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Arrrrr ey mate!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcchhhh

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
fucking right Liverpool for the title.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
+ of "Biggest collection of whiny cunts in the world and the nation's most irritating accent'

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
^upset^

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
^this^

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Guessing you are a manc cunt then
Go suck Moyes off ya slaaaaag
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)
i bet you bleat on about fucking hillsborough too

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Nah they are all dead to me

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)
that's the spirit!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
yay for birmingham

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
dass grace dad is

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)
brian clough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
frank bough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
darren gough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
edingborough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
the ice planet hough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
hough nough broughn cough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)
fuken klingons

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
aftergoon Dr S
How are you? Missed me shitmuncher?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
dunno who you are. soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
So whats your lunch plans?
I am gonna have a stealth wank on the chair the fit woman sits on in my office.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
be a gent and ask her to move first

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
that would mean i would have to untie her first

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
and remove her from your car boot?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
shes in several different cases.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)
ha!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)
its like load balancing
the Jeffrey Dahmer way
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
easiest way to share a woman i suppose. are you a leg or a breast man?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
depends
childs leg womens breasts, few onions bit of parsley couple of oxo cubes and you have a meaty broth you can either eat or put your cock in.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
fair enough
a/c
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Sounds like a recipe from Game of Thrones.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I fucking hate Game of Chairs.
Load of wank with dragons.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I beg to differ.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Ok, you're right and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
That hits the spot.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
yes yes good afternoon

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

i.imgur.com/jQpmQHP.gif
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I want to be him.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
alright shambles

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
alright mc

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
2 minutes to afternoon thread?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
i can't wait

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
these shooz are nu

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
i'm wearing these today
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Jeffery+West+J637+contrast+wingtip+oxford/188098509,default,pd.html
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
shit and gay

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
that's what your mum said about her son, ie you

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
no u r

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
dang it

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Well done on the morning thread, guys, that was top work.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)
we know how and when to do it

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
thanks

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
i know

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
my name is The Doveston and I live on the internet. it is fantastic. I like mornings. I like to say "morning". one time he came in the afternoon. I came in the afternoon. but someone called me a prick. I didn't like it.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)
moroning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)
GET A BRAIN!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
GET A BRIAN!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
fair enough

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
gee thanks

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:27, Reply)
ah, morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:31, Reply)
innit

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:01, Reply)
You're welcome

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:40, Reply)
get fucked

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:47, Reply)
ha ha yeah

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:52, Reply)
wanky wanky wank wank

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Is the right answer!!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:57, Reply)
alright doves, sup

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:56, Reply)
alright mongy

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:57, Reply)
alright mongs
bit of a headache here, might have to phone in sick
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:03, Reply)
ive done my back, no work for me today

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
you have to be careful lifting too many shopping bags at your age
have you thought about getting a little trolley?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:43, Reply)
i've got my carp porter aint i

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:01, Reply)
sorted

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:04, Reply)
i might buy a power porter for lols

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:08, Reply)
there
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/img_20140401_200448.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/img_20140401_200420.jpg
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:35, Reply)
crap porter more like
That's fine for lakes with nice little tarmac paths going up to them but if you're gonna do any proper fishing in the wild you need something with giant off-road wheels or caterpillar tracks, preferably amphibious.

I suggest this
www.clash-of-steel.com/gallery/pages/full/WnW_gaz46.jpg
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)
I've had oyster stout but carp porter just sounds minging.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:17, Reply)
i had oyster stout on the weekend
it was ok
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Dark Star do a great Espresso Stout.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)
I like that hipster cunts have stopped pretending to be computer nerds and are now pretending to be real ale bores.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)
might just sit in the garden and drink gin

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:58, Reply)
k

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:03, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:16, Reply)
hey hun xxx

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:27, Reply)
you good?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:30, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:19, Reply)
morning dovey

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Back at work for a whole two days.
Hello.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:33, Reply)
yes yes good morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:34, Reply)
classic the doveston

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I was going to do this one.
Now I can't think of anything to say :(
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:16, Reply)
How about 'alright'?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Mornninggggg

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 8:59, Reply)
as long as the weather holds (although it probably wont but there's no point playing to the weather)
do you reckon mark wallace should declare and push for a result? if so do you think getting about 150 ahead would do it?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:13, Reply)
Not sure
I reckon if he presses on, bends it right in the afternoon and clacks it in the last minute, we might have a booter on our hands
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:29, Reply)
I think that's how Elvis died.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:31, Reply)
I'm not up to date with this information soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:48, Reply)
I'm quite looking forward to living under the threat of thermonuclear war with the russkies again.
I loved the 80s.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:49, Reply)
I still duck and cover
on a regular basis, keep me hand in and that.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Threads on the telly. Two Tribes in the charts. Parades of fake intercontinental ballistic missiles in Red Square. Awesome.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:58, Reply)
Trying to get your parents
to build an underground bunker in the garden filled with tins of sweetcorn...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:05, Reply)
water purification tablet stashes

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:15, Reply)
I have 20 solid wood doors in the shed
just in case.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:28, Reply)
wont happen

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:18, Reply)
don't you tear my dreams away from me!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:22, Reply)
by which i mean it won't be a threat it'll be a promise

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:25, Reply)
*buys batteries*

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:27, Reply)
i'm excited about what the situation is gonna be in cardiff castle when the nukes break out
i might have to run straight there as soon as there's a nuke so i get a chance to live there in the new world, i reckon only the first few there will get to stay there.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:32, Reply)
Take bags of food with you
then you will be king when everyone else is starving. And bottled water. and candles.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:35, Reply)
i always assumed that the biggest beard rules

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:39, Reply)
You are in Wales
EVERYONE has an amazing beard don't they? My escape plans consist of 'move to Wales'
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:43, Reply)
no, until fairly recently it was just me, the guy who works in spillers
records and a couple of pub landlords
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:06, Reply)
What is love anyway?
Does anybody love anybody anyway?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:28, Reply)
If you have to ask it means no one loves you
:(
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:29, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:33, Reply)
How sad is that!
poor brb
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:39, Reply)
Why should I mind?
Why should I mind?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:46, Reply)
Was not a nice time with Reagan and Thatcher in charge
In my youth in the 70's I worried about it all time but I was a nervous kid and felt sick a lot of the time. Felt as if it was hovering all the time and it may end any moment. In the 80's I worried less and listened to good music and had messy first sex.

Things in the middle till now did not work out so I say bring it on.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:36, Reply)
I was petrified about getting nuked
kids today don't know how lucky they are sleeping easy in their beds.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:40, Reply)
True
People forget now (or were not around before Facebook me me me) how shitting scary it was.

Still likely to go tits up due to a 'nutter', a mistake of information or dropping a spanner on the thermonuclear device

www.amazon.co.uk/Command-Control-Eric-Schlosser/dp/1846141486
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:55, Reply)
cunts stole Spacefish's motorbike again

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:38, Reply)
how's his arm??????????/

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)
his arm is fine

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)
thank goodness

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:48, Reply)
"like a fish needs a bicycle"

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)
i'll tell you a secret he's not really a fish

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:52, Reply)
fuck

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)
I was confused too
then disappointed.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)

i've got an erect penis, is that normal?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:59, Reply)
depends,
whose is it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)

karl hungus
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:01, Reply)
did he fix the cable?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:13, Reply)
ha!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)
It is on a Tuesday

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)

phew, it's gone now anyway
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
the same one?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:46, Reply)
yes he's hardly ridden it since he got it fixed up as well

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)
did the police find it after the first time?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:51, Reply)
a dog walker found it,
it was a bit smashed up in fact the insurers wrote it off.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
so he's paid all the repairs out of his own pocket? that's pretty shit :(

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
no they still pay up even if you keep it,
but yeah it's not great is it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)
i suppose it is insured for fuck all now if it was a write off anyway, poor spacefish

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:12, Reply)
dunno how that works tbh,
it was running good as new.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:16, Reply)
poor spacefish :(

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)
I hope we at least get a new icon out of this, ease the pain a bit

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)

what was it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:52, Reply)
theft

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:54, Reply)

the worst kind :( if it was a harley then they've done him a favour
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Triumph Street Triple

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)

then that does truly suck arse :(
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
:( sadtimes

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Poor Spacefish :(

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
You don't know it was cunts, you've just assumed that because of your racial prejudices

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
that and the trail of tampons down the road

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Ha ha what would women do with a bike?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:03, Reply)
I don't know MEATSNAKE,
what would women do with a bike?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:04, Reply)
terrible

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Menstrual cycling obviously durrrr

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:27, Reply)
sick fucks

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:03, Reply)

rich coming from your sort
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:05, Reply)
You massive racist

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:49, Reply)
typical jew

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)
He just doesn't learn does he?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)
who is spacefish?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:17, Reply)
who IS spacefish?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:18, Reply)
i dunno, s'why i asked

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)
WHO is spacefish??

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:42, Reply)
who is SPACEFISH????

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:44, Reply)
is this some sort of doctor who shit?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:44, Reply)
Doctor SPACEFISH

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:55, Reply)
do people still use the calendar?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 19:58, Reply)

it doesn't look very well used no
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)
B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH B4SH

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:02, Reply)
nice css work in your profile

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Thanks, can't take all the credit tho, half was nicked off someone else's, can't remember who

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:12, Reply)
canny

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Gregorian?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:05, Reply)
Or Dave?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:05, Reply)
yeah, as bog roll

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:09, Reply)
You're not the sort of people I'd choose to socialise with in person.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:11, Reply)
like you've left the house in the last fifteen years

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:18, Reply)
fair point.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:19, Reply)
my new watches have date functions

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Sometimes.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)
UsVsTh3m graphics person wanted
All candidates must have thin fingers, or experience working with narrow dogs.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:37, Reply)
seriously tho, I wouldn't employ any of these cunts, they'll only spend all day titting about on the internet

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:41, Reply)
I'd be no use then, I pride myself on my big fat fingers.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Is it poorly paid? Yes?
I'll do it!

Fuck commuting to Canary Wharf everyday.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:46, Reply)
can't you just redirect the url to reddit and be done with it?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:57, Reply)
isn't it just a more graphics-heavy version of /links?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:00, Reply)
what, reddit or usvsth3m?
the answer is yes to both
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:03, Reply)
fuck a horse

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:01, Reply)
sounds like cunt and I have a cool job
soz
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:14, Reply)
rob fingers kids

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:27, Reply)
I would literally prefer rimming a tramp

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:30, Reply)
I'd rather rub poo in my eyes, soz

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:37, Reply)
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap
but enough about my plans for the evening...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Yo Muppo

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:53, Reply)
also the sidebar's fucked, it's just showing the same few things over and over

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:00, Reply)
If this ends up on the popular page I'll cry.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I'll ask a mod

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
this site is broken, I've clicked everything on the page and now some of the links are showing up as green but not others

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)
broken b3ta :(

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I remember when this was the place to be.
Filled with non-nonces and nonces a like.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Tom Milson brings all the girls to the site
and they're like
'what IS all this shite?'
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Happened with me
It was my entire chrome browser though, i'd reinstall it just to make sure.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)
only two more needed

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
i want you to cry.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
a-bloo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
popular page?
Popular GAYge more like.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)
PLOPular GAYge even more like! !!!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
to the tuesday page with this!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:11, Reply)
Cock Tuesday?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:16, Reply)
COCK TUESDAY!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:20, Reply)
COCK TUESDAY!?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)
^this is much funnier if you know that I read it to the tune of Rock Lobster^

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:39, Reply)

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