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(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Friday again, eh?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Hooray!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
links is over there somewhere

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
woah sorry I was talking

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Who the hell do you think you are?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
He thinks he's a section of your frontal lobe dealing with emotions like empathy etc.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
last week's newletter is just five morning threads down this page

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I thought I was going to have awful house guests staying for the weekend but they've just cancelled
What else turned out well at the last moment?
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I'm expecting a last-minute cash injection before I leave for the rugby this weekend

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
everything you say just makes me hate you a little bit more

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Oh come on, what the fuck is wrong with that?
An old uni friend called me and said her friend's had to drop out, so I happily stood in as I didn't have any other plans. Going to Twickenham to watch England v Barbarians.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
urgh

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Oh, psssch! Away with ye'

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
So what the fuck is a "cash injection"?
Are you floating yourself on the stock exchange? Have you found an institutional investor? Are you liquidating a portion of your assets?

Or is Daddy just giving you another brown envelope to hide the fact this his offspring is an unemployed chinless failure.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
It's dead simple, right.
You mum gets an injection from me, yeah, and I get cash for it. Plus she lets me have a free slap of her saggy old tits as penance for raising a dour cunt of a son.

Alternatively: it's an advancement of wages from my employer, but you knew that already you cunt.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Why can I only click "I like this!" once?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I was told to keep myself availible for something this afternoon which doesn't look like it's going to happen
I might have a biscuit
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Maybe you needed to be available for Ginger Nuts
or Custard Creams. Or is it Cremes. I dunno.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I already have jaffa cakes in my drawer, seems like a waste of time I dunno

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
They're not biscuits
Are you simple?
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
If my boss approves my Sunday off then that
BUT IT LOOKS UNLIKELY
In which case nothing has ever turned out well ever
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i blame the mods

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
So, what did you all think of the morning thread this morning?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
it's still morning

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
this is the kind of cold meaningless logic we admire in you

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
speak for yourself

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)
It had a certain je nais se quoi

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Yeah, but I don't know what it is.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
it's a sort of fruit, isn't it?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
i heard doc pref is a sort of fruit

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
yo

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I felt that it was a little tired.
Perhaps The Doveston should come up with something new for next week. Perhaps the use of punctuation could help?
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I was a little underwhelmed myself.
I'm starting to wonder whether The Doveston's heart is really still in it.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
deal with it, pricks

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)
You make me moist.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
alright!

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
i think he needs to keep at it, traditionalism is at the heart of what makes this nation what this nation has been made

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)
FUCK YEAH!

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
it was everything i wanted it to be and more

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I didn't...I didn't...Sorry, I'll start again. The camera makes me nervous. Is there anyway you can turn down that light? No? Right.
I didn't actualy see the thread but...um..I've heard promising things..
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
looked alright apart from one dull prick

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
i like how frisbee keeps talking about his totally radical training regime
even after people try to make it absolutely clear that nobody gives a shit and they wish he was dead
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Nobody wanted me dead in that last thread

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Well at least they didn't type that they did.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
subtext innit

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Depends whether this is an afternoon thread, wouldn't it

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:44, Reply)
'ning
I'm on wind down so don't expect much from me today
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:44, Reply)
yeah, ok

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
yo

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:52, Reply)
yo yeah haha

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Morning.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
monowi

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Shouldn't that be "Monowi"?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Mono's wee?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
no

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
a-well-a-ning-a-nag-a-nong, for a hol-dee-day

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
I'm paraphrasing a 'rap song' here

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)
did u alwyz wnt 2 b a raper?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
'ning' er
with attitude.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Double dip friday!

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
haha, you're nuts

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Ok, I'll play along, just this once.
morning
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)
oh, so you do have manners in ireland

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
morning tangles
i might have some porridge
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Excellent idea, oats are a good source of dietary fibre and may help to lower cholesterol.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
i didn't have porridge in the end

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Don't go hungry now

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
haha, remember that song

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
forking

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I feel fucking battered
Morning
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Like chip shop battered? or beat the shit out of battered?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
The latter. I've never felt this exhausted and in pain
:(
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Never mind, if you dangle enough non-specific whining in front of the board,
eventually someone might take the bait and ask you what's wrong.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
tell him to fuck off

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I told him to fuck off.
He hasn't fucked off.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Finally! I'm glad you asked.
Went to the gym to do my own circuit training and some instructor persuaded me to do this crossfit-type circuit, saw that I was having an easy time and subsequently put me up against one of his buddy instructors.

TL;DR: Competing against personal trainers may result in pain the following day
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I believe you intentionally mis-read my post, for what you believe - tragically - to be comedy effect.
Now fuck off.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Oh man you're right, I should definitely have warmed up more beforehand. The instructor's routine definitely wasn't enough for me

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Did someone beat the shit out of you?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Essentially: yes. That person is myself though.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Ha! Why'd you let him get away with it?

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Because I'm a self-hating moron who thinks autoflagellation is too gauche

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Or just a dick.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
This is also an acceptable reason

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I'm wearing a belt today, I don't really need it I just thought I've not worn a belt for a while

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
that's cool
you're cool
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Yes! Morning.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
get on up, when you're down

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
told you.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 4:36, Reply)
enough of that shit
whats your favourite colour
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:21, Reply)
purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:22, Reply)
purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:23, Reply)
You've probably never heard of it.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:24, Reply)
is it purple?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:25, Reply)
mauve

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30, Reply)
that's purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31, Reply)
magenta

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Oh thank Christ you're here.
I really didn't want to post in the thread that cunt has started below.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:25, Reply)
just answer the fucking question

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:26, Reply)
I think I know why the poor fucker killed himself.
Scarlet.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:27, Reply)
purple tho

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31, Reply)
ultraviolet

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:26, Reply)
def purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31, Reply)
I think it's def leppard

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:40, Reply)
grey

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:29, Reply)
colour blinds purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32, Reply)
it's like purple, but new

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30, Reply)
purple then

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32, Reply)
you clearly don't understand

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34, Reply)
mauve

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30, Reply)
purples twin

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32, Reply)
this is so freakin cool

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:33, Reply)
Ok, I've obviously been a fucktard
What's the etiquette here, delete? In a way I've been suffering a shortage of disrespectful cunts so, cheers!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31, Reply)
tits or gtfo
purple
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34, Reply)

Fair dos. GnighT!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Also, purple.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34, Reply)
no need to be rude

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34, Reply)

There's ALWAYS a need to be rude.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:35, Reply)
violet you idiot

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:38, Reply)
we all have to kick you in the balls until you're sorry

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:38, Reply)
purple

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Can I say all of them?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:45, Reply)
purple eh

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:54, Reply)
I liked purple before it became cool.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:55, Reply)
purple isnt all of them

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:54, Reply)
I wish you were someone shit because I'd totally say "you know what's not purple? Your fucking name, blue namer".

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:56, Reply)
He's so MAUVE
We never know what he's planning...
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:22, Reply)
hot pink

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 3:07, Reply)
Water with oestrogen and lemon
That's nice
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)
what, HRT with a twist?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Ah man, I've missed the morning thread.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)
what if that was the last

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Is the world ending tomorrow??
:O
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)
tomorrow is an abstract concept

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)
if mgt made bond films

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)
The man with the golden gun wouldn't be able to kill anyone because his gun barrel would melt
unless he killed them with something other than his golden gun, or he could still kill them with his golden gun if he hit them over the head with it
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)
It wouldn't be gold either, it'd be something with a stable future.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
the spy who formed an irrational emotional bond with me

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)
carbon is not forever

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)
from russia with logic

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)
obviously you do not in fact live twice

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)
spoiler

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:50, Reply)
:-) alright mongy
off to bed now, early start tomorrow
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:52, Reply)
whoah life story, spare us

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)
I think you should be a rebel and stay up for another 2 hours and then be really tired tomorrow

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:08, Reply)
normalfingers

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)
theyd be shit

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)
I reckon she'd make a good Rosa Klebb
Except instead of poisoning people with her shoes she would bore them to death with 'logic'
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:00, Reply)
dunno who that is

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:06, Reply)
the world is fine I guess

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:59, Reply)
For your eyes and the eyes of anyone else who was involved in preparing this for your attention, not to mention the millions of people who watch the film

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Soco and lime for me

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)
i'm just glad nobody is saying nasty things about me in this thread

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)
wanker

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)
THE SHOW IS STILL GOING WELL, AND I BELIEVE THAT.
Records of sightings in the wild on the Indian sub-continent date back to the 1500s.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)

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(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Fuck off Jeremy

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Rubbing your face in a bowl of your own shit
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I'd just like to point out that I'm not annoyed by this post

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:52, Reply)
deffo not annoyed by anything going on

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Well that's annoying

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Allah'd Carpets

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:27, Reply)
B & Quran

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Mecca Bingo

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:59, Reply)
White Tigers?
caption under pic.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22638341
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:52, Reply)
not sure what you're trying to say

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Anyone else watching Salvage Hunters on Quest?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)
100,000 people? dunno the figures at all, sorry mags

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I mean, I love SSG but I wish he'd fucking shut the fuck up.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)
haha, you are fat and ugly

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I'm sure the feeling's mutual

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Haha, janet loves SSG

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Do you?
I think he's a tedious and pitiful spastic myself
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
now I get why he doesn't annoy you!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:52, Reply)
bit harsh
hurt my feelings
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:48, Reply)
remember how wagon wheels used to be a lot bigger

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
no, were they?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)
dunno soz, I was just making conversation

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)
oh cool

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)
yeah, that's all I got, soz

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)
no it was good

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
thanks, I might try an alright thread next time
but I appreciate the support and encouragement
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
your doing ok

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

cocks
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:41, Reply)
You used to be smaller.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
haha, yeah, there is that

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)
'member
marathons etc
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
oh man yeah, those are called snickers now, they used to be marathons

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
and how about opal fruits

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
It's just started raining. You might want to bring your washing in from the line.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
You might want to keep your weather related laundry advice to yourself you meddling prick

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I just started wanking. You might want to bring YOUR washing in from the line.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
wait no its not what is this shit

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Yeah it just stopped again. I blame stuj.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)
i just dont get what this means what is going on

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Well, you know, sometimes weather changes because of molecules and so forth.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Well look at Professor Science here!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
He needs to stop cracking one off over shit movies and actually do some weather stuff, the dossing cunt.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
that's how i do my washing though
i hang clothes up when it rains then wait for it to dry
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
This makes sense.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
We've had hailstones and stuff here.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Cool story bro.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
today was bin day, I don't know if they've gone out or not
you are fucking useless
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
ACTHUNG /TALK! TEAM MOON NAZIS NEEDS YOUR HELP*
www.indiegogo.com/projects/iron-sky-the-coming-race
*HELP money

GO TEAM MOON NAZIS!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
nah, you're alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
ROCKETMANN

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
:D

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
My Finnish mate already gave them money
Is that ok?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
:D
Hell YEAH The LOVELY Theo
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Not more of this nonsense, please

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

results not typical
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Has science gone too far?!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
fewer
Yeah, makes you change race and all by the looks of things
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
ROR

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
YOU ARE WOMAN??

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
huehuehuehuehuehuehue

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
fewer

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Just because they wouldn't give you a free frisbee.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
novelty flying disc

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
This is the kind of drivel that's going to go straight to a dark corner of Forbidden Planet shops and regularly glanced at by overweight, black t-shirted neckbeards.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
YEAH!
better not have wiggers in this one.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
:D
It looks like there'll be DING-A-LIKES The LOVELY MONO!.
:D
Golden Bumholes all round!
:D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
AMAZING!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
i dont get it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
WITHERER.
:(
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
i just need it explaining to me
what does it mean?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
typical jews

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
:D
LOVELY mongy
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:39, Reply)
yo

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
get stuffed

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
'ning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
yeah, you know it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

yo
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
sweet

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
norming

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)
morning, prick

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
pornring

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Morning
So....Black Londoners, huh?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
woah frisbee, don't be a nob

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
sorry about that

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Morning.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
monotone

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)
You're going to run out of these soon.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
i'll just make them up when i do
you'll have literally no way to tell
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Other than a dictionary you mean?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
like anyone owns a dictionary

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
mmmmmmmmorning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
yes bruv

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)
you knows it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I'm in Gloucester. It's grrrrrrrrrrim

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Watch out for puddles

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
a nd doubles

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Oh man, awkward situation this morning. I'm sat in my car outside the GP surgery where I'm supposed to be attending a study day on primary care research.
It's the same surgery that I agreed to work for 5 months ago but then I got offered a better job and slightly screwed them over when I said yes. I don't want to go in.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)
grow some balls you faggot

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
what's the worst they can do? some sort of invasive anal investigation?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
morn

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)
ing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
drimble

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
grim daaarn sarrf innit
grim up north too
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
what's your opinion on the events in woolwich?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

grim
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
alright mongs

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Totally waiting for a Morning thread, here
*taps foot impatiently*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:23, Reply)

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