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morning

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:01, Reply)
'Ow doo cock

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
overworked m8

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:31, Reply)

or an

*shrug*
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:37, Reply)
*sigh*
Here we go, again.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
there's a wonderful crushing inevitability about it

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:31, Reply)
Tuesday

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 7:45, Reply)
Robinson Crusoe's less famouzzzzz

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:03, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:08, Reply)
alright spanf

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:20, Reply)
What are you, some kind of a morning person or something?
Also: wha'ppen.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:22, Reply)
early bird gets worms

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:23, Reply)
You can take tablets for that.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:29, Reply)
What, tablets that give you worms?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:43, Reply)
Yeah, but it's the early worm that gets eaten
did you think of that?!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:58, Reply)
yo

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:26, Reply)
you're up and you' re down

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:53, Reply)
gunt

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:26, Reply)
keeps my neck warm when we 69

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:53, Reply)
Morning
the nice people from the laundrette are collecting my dirty shirts in 20 minutes - oh how fabulous it is to be middle class!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:41, Reply)

r
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:48, Reply)
That took a while to work out
but worth it...
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:49, Reply)
UNSUBSCRIBE

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:53, Reply)
We're sorry you chose to leave us, did you ask to unsubscribe because
I never signed up to this in the first place
I do not own any shirts
I am a gay spaz who likes it up the bumbum from other gay spazes
Other
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:57, Reply)
m o r n i n g e v e r y b o d y

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:47, Reply)
did you say this in your robot voice?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:54, Reply)
there's building work going on oputside my office
so we can either have the window open and get deafened, or have it closed and be slowly broiled

by which of course i mean 'morning'
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:47, Reply)
I bet you're looking forward to diet coke break though

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:48, Reply)
cor, yeah

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:02, Reply)
I know your pain
I live opposite a hospital so its NEE NAW NEE NAW at the most inopportune moments
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:54, Reply)

hospital donkey sanctuary/french language school
(N H) * 4
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Isn't 'broiled' a filthy Americanism?
A former colleague of mine used to live next door to a mosque, and Ramadan meant a month of "Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu Akbaarrrr!" all day, every day.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:03, Reply)
dunno, is it?

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:05, Reply)
I'm doing a patient satisfaction survey at the moment. It's extremely uncomfortable having to smile all the time.

(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 8:56, Reply)
Evening, chutney's

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:19, Reply)
Well met, stranger

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:22, Reply)
Wail and hel met, gentle poster

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:46, Reply)
How
do

you doooo what you do to me...

I wish I knew....

If I knew how you did it to me, then I'd do a big poo
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:24, Reply)
*squart*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:50, Reply)

https://www.yelp.com/biz/chutneys-indian-restaurant-orlando ?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:45, Reply)
There used to be a curry house in Stokey called 'Chutney Chat'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:47, Reply)
And of course 'Chutney Mary's' in Fulham

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 21:49, Reply)
There's one here called 'cumin tandoori'. Care to hazard a guess how I childishly mispronounce it?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 22:06, Reply)
Chelsea darlink

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 22:27, Reply)
*OEGAMIOM*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 22:15, Reply)
Are you the gatebeefer?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 23:38, Reply)
Im on the /talk popular page!!
I have officially arrived.

When did you arrive?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:03, Reply)
ages ago

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:06, Reply)
thursday

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:07, Reply)
so tempting to delete that post

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:08, Reply)
^wicked

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:13, Reply)
let me have my small victories!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:21, Reply)
to travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:15, Reply)
I'm the very essence of /talk.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:16, Reply)
and how does that make you feel?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:17, Reply)
Like a penis".

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:24, Reply)
+Touched for the very first time

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:56, Reply)
Nah, I've touched it loads.
No one else has, though.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 19:02, Reply)
when I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:22, Reply)
I had some mormons bother me in the street the other day.
They didn't really seem to appreciate my sullen response of 'not much' to the question 'what makes you happy?'.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:42, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:46, Reply)
"Pictures of naked kids and Japanese torture horror"
"Oh"
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:49, Reply)
So 4chan, in other words.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:38, Reply)

as my Lord and Saviour up my bum-bum
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:27, Reply)
I'm still waiting in the check-in queue
so my arrival will be delayed
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:29, Reply)
I'm arriving as I type this

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:37, Reply)
Now

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:43, Reply)
Just as I'm leaving, typical

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:48, Reply)
Give me a bloody chance m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:50, Reply)
When you were still in short pants

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:32, Reply)
Not long ago.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:45, Reply)
and yet REM isn't, where's the justice

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:50, Reply)
Sausage thread.
What's the second largest county in England?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:33, Reply)
What would you call a beef sausage?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
'beef sausage'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
Wian

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:44, Reply)
George

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
bauffage

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:39, Reply)
What defines a Cumberland sausage?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
cum, lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:38, Reply)
good sense of humour

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:40, Reply)
timing

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:44, Reply)
Oi oi, saveloy

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
oi, oi!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
savilloy

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:40, Reply)
Chorizo originated in which country?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Sudan

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
one of the smellier ones, no doubt

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:41, Reply)
What is German for Hotdog?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:35, Reply)
cockenbummer

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
Hiesserhund, or something.
I don't know, I don't speak much German.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
no it isnt

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:41, Reply)
my heart

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:36, Reply)

aww
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:42, Reply)
How many sausages can you fit in your bum?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:36, Reply)
26

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
17... so far

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:43, Reply)
A standard UK grill holds how many sausages at a time?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:36, Reply)
24

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
What's 6x9?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
9x6 upside down

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:38, Reply)
#sausagemeltdown

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
With which sausage recipe will McBeef unwittingly unlock the secret to the universe in 2026?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:38, Reply)
Boudin noir

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:39, Reply)
That one that smells of shit.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
andouillette

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:03, Reply)
sorry I sneezed

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8061617 ?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7975835
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:11, Reply)
What would be your sausage of choice if you could only eat sausages forever?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:39, Reply)
Are vegetarian sausages alright?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:40, Reply)
all vegetarians should be minced up and made into sausages

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:52, Reply)
n

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:58, Reply)
The ones at the manor house I worked at had the taste and texture of cardboard.
Although being vegetarian/vegan has become more popular in the last decade so they may well have gotten better. I'd rather have a nice veggie dish in it's own right that isn't pretending to be meat though.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:13, Reply)
sausage sandwich: bread or toast?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:40, Reply)
If it's in toast it's not a sandwich is it? It's a toastie. Idiot.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:41, Reply)
I think there is a difference between making a sandwich and then toasting it and making a sandwich with toast instead of bread and you should apologise to smasho
/whiteknights
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:52, Reply)
it's only a toastie if a breville is involved, imho

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:52, Reply)
I once stayed in st briavels castle
we didn't eat any toasties though
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:57, Reply)
I use my George Foreman to make toasties.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:58, Reply)

George ma ski


*shrugs*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
i did use a breville
but i really don't eat toasties these days. i miss them.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:05, Reply)
Don't own one.
The Foreman isn't as good (doesn't seal the edges) but it's sufficient.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:13, Reply)
my sister has a foreman
don't know why, she deep-fries everything
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:18, Reply)

has is
deep-fries everything was a great hod-carrier
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:20, Reply)
I'll be honest, mine is only ever used for toasties.
It's invariably easier to fry things in a griddle pan, for the same effect.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:22, Reply)
Have you a skillet?
Skillets look like a massive waste of effort in upkeep for what they do.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:24, Reply)
That's just another name for a frying pan, isn't it?
Or a Christian rock band.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:28, Reply)
I've got a cast iron frying pan.
Looking after it is a piece of piss and I use it loads. I wouldn't want to make curries in a thin teflon pan, for instance. Also, you can't beat a proper metal spatula.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:40, Reply)
#spatulachat

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:43, Reply)
I gave up trying to stop things sticking to cast iron pans, early on in my cooking experience (my dad owned a couple he swore by, but I couldn't even fry an egg in one - excellent for pancakes, though).
Non-stick is very convenient.
I do have an uncoated griddle (little more than a massive flat circle of metal, with a handle) for drop scones / scotch pancakes, though. The urge to scrub it clean is fairly strong.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:06, Reply)
You just have to use the pans a bit I found.
At first the egg stuck on mine but after using it a bit its fine now. That seemed far more effective than seasoning it in the oven.

I've got an enamel coated cast le cruset casserole dish and that thing's useless for frying anything delicate as a patina won't build up on it, alright for browning stuff and then throwing in the oven though.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:11, Reply)
The only pan I ever took the time to season was a wok,
but I'll still reach for the non-stick one if I'm doing egg fried rice.

Metal spatula on metal pan is preferable, though, I'll grant you that.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:27, Reply)
not much point me using things like that
i can only eat bits
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:33, Reply)
What, like the bags of excess fried batter you used to get from the chippy?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:39, Reply)
ew. just ew.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:48, Reply)
That device was very nearly the 'Hulk Hogan Grill Machine', uninspiring kitchen device fact fans

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:11, Reply)
Yes, I believe he gave his name to a blender, instead.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:12, Reply)
THE THUNDER MIXER, BROTHER!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:14, Reply)
The blurb on it's Amazon page says it can be used to mix "instant coffee".
Seems to be that it'd be considerably less effort to just whirl the spoon around the mug - or does wrestling take a terrible toll on the wrists?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:20, Reply)
Pat Patterson had limp wrists, if that's what you mean

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:57, Reply)
Not even a blender, it's a glorified whisk.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
Bread, but the eternal question
Red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:45, Reply)
red, but just a bit on the side for dipping crusts in

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:52, Reply)
Mustard.
Brown sauce at a pinch.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:52, Reply)
Lea and Perrins when I'm 'ere.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:17, Reply)
Sausage sausage sausage.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:40, Reply)
yer

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:41, Reply)
not sure

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:44, Reply)
yeah, it's a real chin scratcher, isn't it

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:45, Reply)
Lincolnshire

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:46, Reply)
Not a big fan, myself
prefer the cumberland. Mind you, I've been going for the pork & leek recently.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:16, Reply)
The best sausages are the cheap ones,
with a high rusk content, and slightly orange skins.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:26, Reply)
Richmonds can fuck off though. Even when cooked they still have a bit of a paste-like quality.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:52, Reply)
Nah, that's perfect.
Crap sausages are a real guilty pleasure, for me.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:08, Reply)
When I was a student I went through a phase of surviving almost entirely on '20 for £2' frozen sausages.
Lucky to be alive really.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:16, Reply)
I just done a botty sasusage.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:50, Reply)
I don't think mongy is ever coming back now

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:54, Reply)
Apart from sasuages
What else is needed to make the perfect sausage sandwich?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:58, Reply)
A sandwich

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:59, Reply)
A decent plate

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
butter. not marge, not low fat spread, not some fucking vegetable oil derivative, butter. just butter.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:06, Reply)
No bread sandwich

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:13, Reply)
But the butter's in the fridge.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:14, Reply)
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:49, Reply)
I wouldn't know
but I just go for the sausages and the bread. No sauce, no spread. Actually, I might sometimes go for a bit of english mustard, but that's it. As god intended.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:18, Reply)
I'm a penis"

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:59, Reply)

penis" sausage
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:02, Reply)
+AMA!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:53, Reply)
I FUCKIN LOVE SAUSAGES, ME

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
I'll bet you do.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
#dirtyoldbollocks

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:44, Reply)
Understatement of the day

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:25, Reply)


(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:26, Reply)
Flavour County!
With a "u".
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:30, Reply)
poo
Special thread to catch Rob's eye when he remembers that b3ta exists and types "poo" into the search box.
Take that, Twitter!
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:27, Reply)
I think it's a cry for help

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:31, Reply)
i think he calls it scat

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:32, Reply)
I think you've taken this whole 'I'm a penis' thing far enough now m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:33, Reply)
+"

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:59, Reply)
We're clearly trendsetters - Radio 4 have just had wrestling chat on The World @ One.
I assume this afternoon's Archers episode will feature blade study.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:45, Reply)
I never got into american wrestling, bit old for it now , and this blade shit seems to be some reddit shite , so basically none of it is relevant to my interests, soz

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:55, Reply)
nothing can top the heyday of British wrestling from the 70s and 80s

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:57, Reply)
Indeed, the american one is just a reality/; scripted TV show, might as well watch kuwtk or towie

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:00, Reply)
Martha Kearney called it out for being fake.
Sounded like she was going to offer to fight them.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:05, Reply)
I'd wrestle with Martha, she's a total gilf

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:11, Reply)
"Oooooooh, careful, me hip."

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:12, Reply)
As the only lady boarder left,
you should try harder to not alienate yourself.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:13, Reply)
I've just yanked three thick white hairs out of the tragus part of my ear
I've also just learnt that that part of the ear is called the tragus
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:31, Reply)
AMA

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:31, Reply)
I too am growing old
*pats shoulder*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:32, Reply)
my head never ceases to amaze me with new ideas about where hair could grow from

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:39, Reply)
Just when you think you've figured it all out...

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:40, Reply)
Worst thing about my finger
is that I keep catching it and it starts bleeding again. It's quite deep, by all accounts
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Want me to kiss it better?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:46, Reply)
Couldn't hurt
actually, it could. Dunno, I guess if you're really careful.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:50, Reply)
he's been eating salt and vinegar crisps

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:55, Reply)
I'm out

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:59, Reply)
and proud?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
get used to it

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:01, Reply)
Given that the tragus is usually pierced
why do you think modern philosophers believe determinism to be true?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:33, Reply)
interesting question

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:34, Reply)
Usually?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:36, Reply)
everyone else here has it done
you ought to too, if you want to fit in better
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:40, Reply)
I'm a perennial non-conformist.
Someone could probably Strikey-G this to read "I'm a penis".

lol, penis...
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:42, Reply)

I'm a perennial non-conformist.
Someone could probably Strikey-G this to read "

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:04, Reply)
It's this level of laziness that sees me doing my own strikethroughs.
Shame on you, Richard. I'm a penis"? Surely you could do better?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:10, Reply)

It's this level of laziness that sees me doing my own strikethroughs.
Shame on you, Richard.
? Surely you could do better?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:12, Reply)
lol, i'm a penis"
See? This is how it's done.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:22, Reply)
You saw your opportunity, and you went for it
I respect that enormously
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:10, Reply)
Respect these
*grabs crotch*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
I've got both done

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
so cool
I might get my other one done too
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:48, Reply)
I'm getting my collar bones pierced
that'll look beezer next to the flaming heart tattoo I have on my chest
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:54, Reply)
I think you're going to need a bigger and shittier stick m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:55, Reply)
I'm clicking this, and there's nothing you can do about it

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
I shall write to my MP

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:10, Reply)
Saw that on TV, once.
Bloke had pierced his ankles, by his Achilles tendons, too. Looked horrible, those sort of piercings weep constantly.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:58, Reply)

iercings eople
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
because fatalism is just too real for them

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:38, Reply)
Do you use tweezers, or just your bare fingers?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:33, Reply)
are we still talking about ear hair here?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:36, Reply)
I was talking about shoving rice grains down one's urethra,
but ear hair might be a more appropriate subject, I suppose.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:40, Reply)
I did say you could AMA

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:47, Reply)
How much rice can the average urethra hold?
I've never got beyond "side dish for one" volumes.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:50, Reply)
cooked or uncooked? long grain basmati or arborio?
too many variables here
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:53, Reply)
Arborio rice is out, it'd have to be long grain.
This all reminds be of those a&e photos I looked at, one time.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:56, Reply)
ok this AMA is over

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:21, Reply)
'ear hair here'
alright withnail
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:44, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:47, Reply)
British wrestling is making a comeback, apparently.
Surely we all love a fat bloke in a leotard?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:58, Reply)

fat bloke in a leo
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:10, Reply)
My popularity is undeniable.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:19, Reply)
i'd say that they've moved away from that type of wrestler, but when they brought back WOS for the one-off special
this guy won
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:19, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:22, Reply)
it's yersel'!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:43, Reply)
blimey

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:23, Reply)
d'you think he was going for a UKIP Mr Blobby kind of look?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:32, Reply)
possibly
he's from scotland, can you tell?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
Not the worst thing I've seen a wrestler force into an opponents face.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:52, Reply)
I hear that stuff is like kryptonite to other wrestlers

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:52, Reply)
That's the fella that was just on the radio.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:32, Reply)
i saw him on a documentary about a scotch wrestling promotion
then suddenly. his career seemed to take off
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:46, Reply)
Or maybe the BBC will cease broadcasting after lunch.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:55, Reply)
they need to talk about real things like Joe Hart being first pick
that kind of stuff
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:59, Reply)
Don't really follow cricket.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
football is the life blood of this country
disrespect it and you can end up dead
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:13, Reply)
A good chunk of the bullying I received at school came from my inability to name more than a couple of footballers.
Football can do one.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:17, Reply)
you can't really blame football
if it wasn't that they'd have easily found something else
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:23, Reply)
Undoubtedly.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:31, Reply)

Haha big gay spazmo
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:34, Reply)
I think "spaz" had fallen out of fashion by the time I was at secondary school.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:37, Reply)
Faggot?
Nah I was very much the same. I was far more interested in really GAY things like downhill mountain biking and BMX.

All the football heads thought I was well gay.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:40, Reply)
Faggot was more of an american term.
Lucky for me, I had super manly hobbies, like playing Frontier on the Amiga, and painting my lead figures.
Reckon if I'd been born 20 years later, I'd have been one of those fedora-wearing pricks that Two Hats stalks on Twitter.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:46, Reply)
don't judge me

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:59, Reply)
Certainly not.
People watching is a great hobby.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
didn't even know rob had a fedora

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:13, Reply)
speaking of which
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/846287298299920384
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:16, Reply)
oh dear

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:23, Reply)
That Rob! Searching Twitter for "poo" and then posting on Twitter about searching Twitter for "poo"!
And then getting upset by the replies.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:25, Reply)
+r

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:19, Reply)
well yeah

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 14:22, Reply)
Blade Study update: what level are you at?
Alternatively, tell me how you feel about prepositions being used to end sentences.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:36, Reply)
Yesterday I cut a finger on my right hand while cleaning a knife
shortly after, I slammed the fingers of my left hand in the dishwasher. I think that probably tells you all you need to know
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:38, Reply)
I once managed to shut the car door on my own hand while trying to close the door and put on my seatbelt at the same time.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
You should only be allowed a wooden training blade, until your coordination improves.
Blade level: novice.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:42, Reply)
Don't do what donny don't does, etc.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:43, Reply)
^ egghead likes his booky-wook

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:44, Reply)
I feel a bit weird after all that broken limb chat

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:39, Reply)
and two hats isn't helping with his post above

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
I'm covered in scars, m8
I'm not nearly as careful as I should be
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:46, Reply)
chicks dig you though

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:49, Reply)
I'm beating them off with a shitty stick, m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:53, Reply)
I just read a fascinating article on the use of the axe kick in kickboxing matches.
No broken limbs, but lots of people getting smacked upside the head.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:41, Reply)
or we could talk about Stan Hansen V Big Van Vader
where a poorly timed punch ended with Hansen's thumb pulling Vader's eye out of its socket. Vader, ever the professional, simply popped it back in and finished the match.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:48, Reply)
OK, that's horrible.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
Ok, I'll stop now

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:53, Reply)
If you must.
Revolting as this stuff is, it is rather fascinating.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:55, Reply)
I have just had the Blade soundtrack on in the car.
It's shit
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:44, Reply)
It's no Spawn, that's for sure.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This Departed soundtrack is fucking killer

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:07, Reply)
I shall download today.
Cheers SS
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:23, Reply)
Pump Panels Confusion Dub is a great track
No idea what else is on the blade soundtrack.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:15, Reply)
Yes excellent - for some reason I used to get that track and Clubbed to Death
Mixed up all the time though
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:22, Reply)
There's a Stephen Fry joke about that,
where a little girl is waiting in bed for her bedtime story and her mum comes in with a book about Australia, and the girl says "Mum! What did you bring a book to read out of about Down Under up for?".

Thus ending the sentence with seven consecutive prepositions.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:45, Reply)
Stephen Fry should shut up.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:47, Reply)
aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:07, Reply)
I'm betting it loses something in translation

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:12, Reply)
I thought Australian was basically the same as English only with more questions at the end of sentences?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:28, Reply)
hardly any of those are prepositions though
Just because a verb particle looks like a preposition, doesn't mean it is one.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:47, Reply)
Yeh but it makes for a more coherent sentence than "What did you bring a book throughout notwithstanding until atop behind Down Under for?"
+ are we led it off the road
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:01, Reply)
I bought a blade sharpener in Aldi
So now my scissors and my knives are lethal M8
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:46, Reply)
Inspired by an earlier bout of knife chat,
I got my cleaver out, on Sunday, and sliced up a pineapple with it.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:51, Reply)
HYAAAAAAAAAH!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
That reads more as a gay welcoming comittee

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:54, Reply)
I read it like the chorus to REM's One I love.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:06, Reply)
Fruit Ninja chat.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:10, Reply)
That game lacks longevity.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:23, Reply)
bwent out bdrinking, bmet a girl, btook a taxi home and got blaid.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:49, Reply)
I just received an email entirely in Welsh, seeing as it's relevant

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:50, Reply)
send one back saying Neil Taylor is a twat
and Gareth Bale is an ape-faced spastic

Cheers
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:00, Reply)
^ bwanking bwile the bwife sleeps

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:53, Reply)
Dunno

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
Rise above this nonsense, mongy.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:59, Reply)
I certainly will

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:03, Reply)
in b4 delete

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:07, Reply)
2, no, 3

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:17, Reply)
I own a Blade comic mini-series

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Last week I was katana slicing water molecules into separate gases.
I'm so over that, now.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:31, Reply)
I liked her in those Iceland adverts

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:33, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:34, Reply)
Not even with yours

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:38, Reply)
He looks at the baby, he looks at Mileena.
But you told me you were Tarkatan.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:39, Reply)
improper thread

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:30, Reply)
*Picks at impropper thread*
whole jumper unravels
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:34, Reply)
alright rivers cuomo

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:37, Reply)
break his leg

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
would you go through all that for 4.4cm?
OR SHOULD I BE ASKING YOUR WIFE?!?!?!?!?1/?1?1/!1
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:00, Reply)
she thinks I'm plenty tall enough

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:13, Reply)
she doesn't wish you were a little bit taller...

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:23, Reply)
I thought two hats might've joined in with the next line here

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
i think every time we remind him of it, he as to nip off and stick the record on and have a bit of a dance
he'll be back in a minute, i'm sure of it
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:50, Reply)


(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
nice moves

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:01, Reply)
urgh

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:34, Reply)
get over it

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, Reply)
*retch*
alright
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, Reply)
hairball?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, Reply)
yeah, maybe
I do lick a lot of animals
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:12, Reply)
someone's gotta go round finding out which ones taste good

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:41, Reply)
fyi, capuchin = bad

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:53, Reply)
lol, 'pu'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:55, Reply)
I walked right into that one, didn't I!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
two hats licked a pu! two hats licked a pu!
*dances*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)
Biggy has found a new way of annoying Coconut Boy
With words like 'tube', instead of pronouncing them 'tyoob' he goes for the american pronunciation, 'toob'. It drives him crazy. It's quite amusing to watch.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:02, Reply)
don't tell 'em about 'aloominum'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:04, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:05, Reply)
steady on

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
i'm off the fuckin' chain, mush

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
You minx!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:54, Reply)
more of a dodger, to be honest

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:58, Reply)
i've given you a couple of options here, haters

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
^menace

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:13, Reply)
Todger, or soap dodger - I JUST CAN'T DECIDE!
I feel like that old biddy in The Running Man.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:25, Reply)
by which I mean 'I well fancy a go on her'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
we all knew, rich

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:29, Reply)
soap or salad was what i expected
i didn't see your todger coming
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:29, Reply)
I know this is an 'improper thread' but really

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:33, Reply)
no refunds

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:41, Reply)
^cex lover

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:45, Reply)
tits

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:58, Reply)
tangles raises an important point here
*erection joke*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:01, Reply)
Well, it's payday on Friday
and I'm *almost* within my financial good zone, just about in the safety margin (I've got nearly enough in my current account to pay off my credit cards without having to use some of next month's pay as well - always good if I can start the month off balanced).
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:58, Reply)
cool, i'm going to cex this afternoon to sell some games for a fraction of what i paid for them

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:01, Reply)
I'm boycotting cex
because they're pricks
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:12, Reply)
sorry to hear that :(

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:14, Reply)
I never forget, $$
never
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)
what actually happened?
It wasn't sexual was it?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:16, Reply)
It wasn't, no
It was just their (legally protected) returns policy V common decency. My upset, 8 year old son wanted to return something, and they wouldn't accept it. They didn't have to take it back, I just thought they'd do the right thing.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:20, Reply)
the thing is
they will probably say it's company policy yet if the CEO or some other higher up was there they would probably do it in a heartbeat.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:34, Reply)
Nick Berry lol

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:35, Reply)
he died in 9/11

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
According to the internet, the lyrics to the "Heartbeat" song include the phrase "piddly pat".

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:42, Reply)
I do hope you are not questioning the songwriting skills of Charles Hardin Holly
surely 'piddly pat' is the perfect onomatopoeia for the increase in heart rate of an excited lover
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
My dad always thought it was "widdly pat" and once wrote a letter to the Radio Times about it.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
hahaha
this almost reads like a cryptic crossword clue
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)
True enough

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
Seems like the sort of story your local paper would love.
Can your kid cry on demand?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
lol
You're right, this has got 'Portsmouth Evening News' written all over it
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:46, Reply)
Long convoluted STRIKE!
PEnis
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:52, Reply)
*likes*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:53, Reply)
^ likes penises

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:07, Reply)
they're alright, I suppose

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, Reply)
What have they done?
Apart from give their shop a slightly odd name.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:16, Reply)
they hung swastikas outside their Commercial Road store during the holocaust memorial

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:21, Reply)
that was me, m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
haha, I thought you might've had something to do with it, you rascal!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:27, Reply)
I'm a scamp and no mistake!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:34, Reply)
i would love to stand in solidarity with you on this one but y'know...

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:18, Reply)
^ cex addict

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:19, Reply)
No, I understand

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:21, Reply)
I saw an ad for this place the other day
I was a bit shocked to hear that they pronounce it "sex"

I always said C E X

The filthy mares.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)
i pronounce it 'kecks'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:17, Reply)
I now pronounce you man & lithe

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:20, Reply)
you may now kiss the lithe

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
what, all of them?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:01, Reply)
Every high street needs a Sex Change shop.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:17, Reply)
I've had to dip into my landlord account three times this month, not supposed to be spending that :(

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:20, Reply)
FINANCE CHAT!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
*kneeslides playing air guitar*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:34, Reply)
I stuck some money on the stock market, last week.
Best of all, it wasn't my money.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:38, Reply)
Did you go for oxo or home made?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:46, Reply)
'stock market' would've been a good name for that gravy bar
they missed a trick there
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:54, Reply)
Marigold Swiss, like the baller I am.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:54, Reply)
a rubber glove full of cheese?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:24, Reply)
this should be the sign that a new thread is needed, i'd say

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:30, Reply)
*chuckle*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:32, Reply)
who's your favourite member of little mix?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
those little foamy prawn-shaped ones

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:02, Reply)
I'm feeling prawny

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
i'm a bit crabby

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
*mild pang of nostalgia for chemical foam prawn sweets*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:07, Reply)
i remember manning the sweet stall at a jumble sale when i was a scout
seeing other kids agonise over how best to spend their 14p or whatever
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:16, Reply)
+spider
the sweet stall at a jumble sale when i was
seeing other kids agonise over how best to spend their 14p or whatever
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, Reply)
cripes

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
pffft

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:15, Reply)
*elbows on table*

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:01, Reply)

i.imgur.com/xVvHL.gif
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, Reply)
looked like they were going to kiss

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, Reply)
it'll happen one day

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
"Did he just try and kiss me?"
"Yeah, a little bit."
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:08, Reply)
wow, that guy really wanted a hug

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, Reply)
gllloooOOOOOOrrrioousss!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:13, Reply)
is it storm vs roode?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:40, Reply)
yeah

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:45, Reply)
nice

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
TNA was in real danger of being good once
Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, Roode, and so on and so on
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:52, Reply)
i wrote something like this then deleted it as it seems more appropriate for gaz
but fuck it, you're right. did you ever see much of the motor city machine guns? they were the tits
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)
I did
They had some great talent. Unfortunately they also had Bischoff and Hogan, whose collective name should be 'Money Sponge'.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:00, Reply)
Someone could get hurt, doing that.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:18, Reply)
and yet, most of the time they don't
that's why they're the greatest athletes in the world
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:40, Reply)
Yeah.
It probably is much harder to not injure someone whilst laying a flying elbow drop on them, than to hurt them. Credit where it's due.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
this probably hurt
warning: horrible
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:55, Reply)
Yikes
I thought it was going to be Sid Vicious breaking his leg. That made me feel a bit sick, first time I saw it.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
Here we are, gross-fans!
media.giphy.com/media/MnGR7IdzempiM/giphy.gif
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:58, Reply)
i can't watch stuff like that
visible limb breaks, etc make me feel sick too

they used to have a video playing non-stop in the deco on elm grove and it was a lovely mix of kittens being silly and horrific sports injuries
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:03, Reply)
lol, weird

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:03, Reply)
Thanks to my phone for playing that back at a very low frame rate, really driving home the horror.
Bit like that video of Steve-O shattering both his able ankles, a couple of months back. Nasty stuff.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, Reply)
appropriately named Cov player:
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3175860/David-Busst-recalls-horror-freak-collision-against-Manchester-United-1996-ended-career.html

you probably shouldn't click that if you're squeamish
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, Reply)

if you're squeamish because it's the Daily Mail
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:17, Reply)
they had the best photos
you can't really see much on the youtube footage, apart from Schmeichel looking pretty upset about what he'd just witnessed
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:21, Reply)
Peter Schmeichel had to have counselling after that happened

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:18, Reply)
Fuck.
My kids are always doing flips on the trampoline, and I'm dead scared that they're going to do something like that.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:02, Reply)
Me last summer, shouting out of the window:
"NO RKO's/TORNADO DDT's/PERFECTPLEXES/GERMAN SUPLEXES"
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:05, Reply)
OK DAD
*canadian destroyer*
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
I'll bet the neighbours love this.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:10, Reply)
I stopped caring what they think a long time ago
they make way more racket than we do all year round, so we make up for it in the summer
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, Reply)
Not to mention their ridiculous overuse of their tumble dryer.
The monsters.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:19, Reply)
A guy named Charles Robinson didn't know how to 'take' the Macho Man elbow drop
and ended up with a few broken ribs and a collapsed lung
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:56, Reply)
as in the referee?
i didn't know that. was this when he was li'l naitch?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:25, Reply)
Yes it was!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:32, Reply)
they really fuck up their bodies though

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
yeah, i know
aside from a select few, not many people truly 'survive' the wrestling business
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:00, Reply)
Poo chat
I just did a turd that nearly poked over the rim of the bowl, it was that long.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:07, Reply)
One of my friend's crowning glory (if you'll pardon the expression)
that he once did a poo so long, it hit the water before he crimped it off
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:14, Reply)
I once tried one of them european squatter bogs and didn't realise you're supposed to have your bumhole down by your ankles rather than a 'teeing off at golf' pose.
Missed the hole didn't I.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:34, Reply)
I'd worry about falling in.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:39, Reply)
+love

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, Reply)
aw where's shambles when you need a long, tedious, unnecessary debate about the relative merits of Polish plumbing?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)
no need m8
it flushed in one go with minimal post-poo brushing
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:18, Reply)
That's one of the advantages of having a permanently greased up sphyncter
I guess
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:35, Reply)
willy

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8061360
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
yeah

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
thorne?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:42, Reply)
ah
callbacks
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:54, Reply)
ballcacks, more like

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:18, Reply)

www.leedsneurology.com/pagConsultants.asp?PersonID=228
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, Reply)
he'

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:21, Reply)
being called peter isn't helping

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:23, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:00, Reply)
Fuck BST, Grrry.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:05, Reply)
I like it
sun's up, birds are chirping, saw the sunset last night with my evening whisky, it's all good with me
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:11, Reply)
^ This

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:52, Reply)
Fuck both of you.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:56, Reply)
your morning wood is an hour late

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:03, Reply)
British Bummer Time
more like
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:27, Reply)
Morginh

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:16, Reply)
a bold rethink of the traditional morning concept

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
Yo.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:19, Reply)
word up

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:36, Reply)
solids all round

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:38, Reply)
after that weekend?
Fizzy water m8
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:41, Reply)
Fo' shizzle mah Grrryzzle.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:14, Reply)
I'm in a forest, eating mealworms

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:21, Reply)
*holds buttercup under Grrrmachine's chin*
you like butter!

Have some for your morning.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:15, Reply)
I eat a specific brand of butter purely because I like black metal

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:22, Reply)
I like smoke and lightning

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:27, Reply)
as qftw says
he'
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:34, Reply)
g'day

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:28, Reply)
don't forget:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26235
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:29, Reply)
I'm still not certain the current batch of mental illnesses are actually real
and not just catch-all to justify this generation's utter pointlessness.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Happy International whisk(e)y day everyone!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:32, Reply)
this one is relevant to my interests

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Not sure I should have been told that
so early in the day...
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:35, Reply)
I'm about to have a lady clean my ears out with warm water and hopefully say soothing things to me

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:55, Reply)
Nice

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:56, Reply)
you wouldn't have said that if you saw what came out

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:52, Reply)
Oh believe me, I've seen how bad it can be
I've had it done a couple of times, and it's been extraordinary each time
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:53, Reply)
Spider eggs, inr

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:05, Reply)
well they were *somethings* eggs

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:12, Reply)
Extra £30 for a happy ending?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:58, Reply)
crappy bending more like

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:00, Reply)
NHS not private

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:51, Reply)
my cousin had that done
better than sex, he said.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:02, Reply)
I hope to have experienced both one day

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:05, Reply)

that done
better than

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, Reply)
I'll do it for free

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
so did she

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:53, Reply)
yeah right

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:55, Reply)
you're such a doubting Thomas mate

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:02, Reply)
no I'm not

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:03, Reply)
sorry, I meant pillock

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:09, Reply)
well yeah

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:11, Reply)
An asp? As in, the snake?
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-and-disorderly-drugs-possession-theft-the-latest-court-cases-in-portsmouth-1-7885457
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:16, Reply)
I think it's the baton the filth use

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:18, Reply)
then why don't they call it a baton?
then stupid people won't think that criminals are using snakes as weapons
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:20, Reply)
Maybe it's a baton with a snake wrapped around it,
aka 'the asclepius'.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:23, Reply)
because a baton is a solid rod used in races
while an ASP is an extendable metal bar with a golf-ball sized lump of steel at the end, specifically designed for breaking bones. They're different things.
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:24, Reply)

n extendable metal bar with a golf-ball sized lump of steel at the end, specifically designed for breaking bones. They're different things. snake
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:25, Reply)
Did they give him an ASPO?

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:19, Reply)
it's definitely a snake
the guy was high on coke, trying to whip people 'indiana jones' style, with a fucking snake
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, Reply)
"Dude, like, get back."

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:29, Reply)

vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/7/7a/Link_Using_Whip.png/revision/latest?cb=20100124214355
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:35, Reply)
that's a great...
...LINK!
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:49, Reply)
Erm...his name is Zelda, m8

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:50, Reply)
Sad!

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:33, Reply)
I think many of us could benefit from a thinking skills course

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:09, Reply)
yes, it is morning
but should it be?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:24, Reply)
woah
mind = blown
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:26, Reply)
no, not at all

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, Reply)
don't think you can impose moral judgement on a time period

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:33, Reply)
shows what you know

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:34, Reply)
Are we all here? Looks like we're all here
Ok, so who wants to start the first proper thread of Spring?
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:51, Reply)
dunno

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:12, Reply)
not sure

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:13, Reply)
Well, that's a few things achieve this weekend
Being in the audience for the car-crash that was Red Nose Day was rather amusing - much more interesting to see shit go horribly wrong!

I've replaced the speakers in the car doors, the DAB radio I installed a couple of weeks ago is now working in Left and Right!

Picnic bench installed in the garden and that fucking turkey crown I bought a couple of months ago for 4 in the sale has been defrosted and cooked (my Rob's bargain meat moment has passed).

Will shortly be taking a beer out into the garden to enjoy sat on the new seating.

How's your weekend been?
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:44, Reply)
busy and tiring
with intermittent periods of drunkenness
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:52, Reply)
Sounds like you've got half an ear on the weather forecast

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Not bad.
Work this morning was as painless as it could be, couple of beers in the garden, did some lunch for ladypigs mum, nice walk out with the horse. Only thing I didn't get to do was enjoy the sun on the motorbike today.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:12, Reply)

and lucrative...
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)

l n
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:01, Reply)
I was in Manchester visiting a terminally ill friend.
It was more enjoyable than it sounds. He's actually quite well at the moment
He had to wear a machine that slowly compressed a massive syringe full of oxy, ketamine and some inhibitor to stop him enjoying it. I went down with a couple of folk I went to uni with. It was a good couple of days, but obviously I'd rather it was under different circumstances.

On the train home, another mate just happens to be up this weekend so I'm meeting him for a swally.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:25, Reply)
Intense
hope the rest of the day goes well
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Ta.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:30, Reply)
The inhibitor sounds a bit shit tbh.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:40, Reply)
Yeah, they won't even omit it in weekends.
He said if he goes home he'll get liquid ketamine. I pointed out that you can crystalise it with a desk lamp.

"how do you know that?"

"I've, err, got an interest in science".
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 20:26, Reply)
Get him a Bane mask.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:45, Reply)
alright. I did my laundry and then pub lunched with the mrs.
Now I'm gonna do fuck all for a bit then phone my mam to wish her happy mam's day.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:29, Reply)
All three of us had to buy mother's day cards yesterday from a tesco then fill them in with the biro at the lottery stand.
Nice to know it wasn't just me that's a bit rubbish.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:37, Reply)
yeah you should always carry a pen

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:48, Reply)
I think cards are the only thing I write now that are written for other people to read.
My handwriting is now that atrocious that I cover my shopping lists so other people can't see them.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:15, Reply)
See, I'm a GREAT son me. I sent her card in the week AND I got her chocolate flowers from these:
https://www.chococo.co.uk/
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:59, Reply)
chocolate flowers?
Can't decide if you want to send her chocolate or flowers? Well you don't have to! With Chocolate Flowers(TM) she can have both! So what are you waiting for?
CHOCOLATE FLOWERS 0800 xxx xxx
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:23, Reply)
They were even in a chocolate flowerpot.
:D
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:24, Reply)
haha wat this is even more Framley than i imagined,
can you get a chocolate teapot as well? i want a chocolate teapot.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:25, Reply)
It'd match the fire guard.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:26, Reply)
Check the site out.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:27, Reply)
couldn't find any teapots,
can get them on Amazon though, and Firebox
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:29, Reply)
then again,
the search feature seems to return results that are entirely unrelated to the search terms, searching for a flowerpot brings up a chocolate fish..

amusingly though i've just been to the co-op round the corner and they had a bunch of chocolate flowers on the bargain shelf
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:07, Reply)
Did you buy batteries for your unworking clocks

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:09, Reply)
shit

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:10, Reply)
this is why they have been stopped for about a month

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:10, Reply)
They only do the flowers for Mothers' Day.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:18, Reply)
I spent a lot of money Friday and j

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:19, Reply)
Heavy.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:34, Reply)
Alright 'Nigel Planer'.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 20:18, Reply)
*that picture of a 15 year old mcbeef looking just like Neil off of the young ones*

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:57, Reply)
Filthy Richard mcbeef and shatflap

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:22, Reply)
Woo, church!
There's at least one happy-clappy hymn in this morning's service - yuk.
Morning, all.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
I'm at work. Triple time though.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:19, Reply)
fuck
but fuck yeah!
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:21, Reply)
All done.
Gonna have a beer in the garden I reckon.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
You deserve it, champ
Although that lawn looks as though it needs mowing
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:50, Reply)
Fuck you. It's a wild garden for the bees you love so much.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:27, Reply)
Remember to thank the vicar for the service

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:20, Reply)
mm is a choirboy?

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, Reply)
head choirboy
HEAD
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:12, Reply)
Kennethwilliams.jpg
/ac
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:43, Reply)
I assumed that everyone put their clocks forward the night before
I'm learning so much about the right and wrong way to do things
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, Reply)
I only need to put the cooker clock forward
the rest is done by magic and love
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:13, Reply)
Aw, that's lovely that
I've had a clock that I have to change by turning a dial! A dial!!! In the 21st century!
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:15, Reply)
we've got two
but the batteries have been flat for weeks

if i want to know what the time is i've got to boot my PC, or go out
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:00, Reply)
I once spent an extra hour at lunch 'cos explorer crashed and the system tray clock froze.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:43, Reply)
Get a watch you weirdo

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
fucking cyborgs

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:03, Reply)
Alright 'Molly from the Neuromancer'.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:09, Reply)
^possibly the worst literary reference I've ever made.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:24, Reply)
Oh thought it was a "J Lo" thing

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, Reply)
i still don't get it

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
Her protein shakes bring all the boys to the killing floor.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:31, Reply)
the spice must flow

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, Reply)
Well I thought it was quite good.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:42, Reply)
I don't even own a clock

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:16, Reply)
Ah, a renter eh
well there's nothing wrong with that
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:17, Reply)
r u a wizard?

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:20, Reply)
I always wake up confused because my phone puts its own clock forward, so I leave the living room clock as it is until I can make sense of it all

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:11, Reply)
Changing the clock on the video 'member?
Or perhaps not, maybe you let the thing flash '12:00' like some sort of cretin.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:54, Reply)
Word to your mother
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-8b6LgnMk
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 12:18, Reply)
Word
Word word
youtu.be/izuMg1GGnMc
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:31, Reply)
i'd rather dig my eyes out with a fucking spoon

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:12, Reply)
Put your clocks forward NOW!

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:42, Reply)
who's the president?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:43, Reply)
President Putin

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:44, Reply)
brie olson

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:47, Reply)
Oh, did she take over from Lexi Belle?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, Reply)
lexy bel

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:33, Reply)
moserella

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:39, Reply)
Oh I get it, cheese/porn star crossovers.
Er...nah can't be bothered actually. Gnight.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:52, Reply)
Are you fucking stupid

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
nah mate it makes sense if you think about it,
then they'll be right when you get up in the morning and you won't have to wake up in the middle of the night to do it
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:54, Reply)
I might give it a miss this year

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:25, Reply)
I have made a decision.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:45, Reply)
is it the right decision?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:20, Reply)
Probably not

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
I loved my little MX-5
Wouldn't buy another one mind. Rusty piece of crap it ended up being. Classic cars are hard work and I can't be arsed anymore. At least with bikes you can strip down in an hour or so.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j03LKhZa8UE
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:46, Reply)
shit, I still need to post your massive box
I'll do it monday
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:07, Reply)
You're lucky it didn't turn you gay

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:55, Reply)
OK. As long as you're sure.
I would say it's been nice knowing you...but...
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:31, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
penguin

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:45, Reply)
Club

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
You're thinking of seals.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, Reply)
Is there no thread today or has Spanishfly posted?
I'm not logging out to check.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:38, Reply)
Right click, "Open link in new private window"
alt: "Open in incognito tab"
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:43, Reply)
Done.
I don't know why he has me on ignore. It's a bit annoying.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
He also gets upset if someone replies to him and gets upset if no-one replies to him, and upset if someone points out that he's skipped his meds again, keyword: upset
/ac
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
I could tell you Windy, but I don't want to break your heart

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:44, Reply)
I think I'll just have to live in ignorance.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
there is now

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:52, Reply)
hi

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:16, Reply)
hi

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:50, Reply)
Dunno

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:43, Reply)
fancy going to this:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26235

I'm well up for it
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:11, Reply)
I hear Rachel McKenzie is a real goer.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:14, Reply)
read the faq noob

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:17, Reply)
How do I fucking swear?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:20, Reply)
it's a family forum

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
you're probably right though

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
Yes please

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This place would look dead on its arse if you couldn't see spanishfly.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:12, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, Reply)
morning
what colour is that car?
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:11, Reply)
Red with polka dots on

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:17, Reply)
Blue.
I will upload a photo in a minute
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)

imgur.com/gallery/2tt2n
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:26, Reply)
I will upload photos of the other potentials as well

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:27, Reply)
SLK
imgur.com/gallery/npTP8
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:28, Reply)
An SLK for that price will be an utter turd
expect a blown turbo at the very least
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:35, Reply)
The MGF looks sweet.
They have head gasket problems but in the thread he states it's had the head gasket replaced and has the documents to prove it.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, Reply)
yeah, and besides that the K-series engine is actually pretty solid
you just have to remember that finding a mechanic who wants to touch it might be tougher than usual. Although underneath I think they're still just a Rover 45 or sutin.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
MGF
imgur.com/a/BqDIY
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:29, Reply)
That looks to be the best buy

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:12, Reply)
MX5
i51.tinypic.com/10mnfol.jpg
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, Reply)
That is quite good I must say

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:47, Reply)
I love how tinypic appears to be a window onto the internet at the turn of the century.
And also how it never loads the picture, just all the crud surrounding it.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:24, Reply)
Good morning, Mr fly.
Good morning, /talk
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:18, Reply)
Morning Eminem

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
*stands up*

Very generous of you to be buying a car for your girlfriend, I must say.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, Reply)
You cunt

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, Reply)
I love you, too.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:15, Reply)
This Departed soundtrack is fucking killer

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:26, Reply)
Have you seen infernal affairs?
That's killer
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:33, Reply)
THE DRY RUB ON THIS BRISKET IS OUT OF BOUNDS

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
Morning all
So, that leaked Metal Gear Solid 6 footage looks interesting...
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:17, Reply)
lol, rubber willy!

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)
Rubber...willy?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:53, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
Alright BS it's like the dead are walking the earth
Multiple denizens of /talk have taken me off ignore.

Pricks
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:46, Reply)

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