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Got in trouble from the mods for posting numero uno threads so fuck this shit..not posting anymore!!!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:08, Reply)
Nearly 7 pm, and this is only today's fourth thread.
You lot are a disgrace.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:49, Reply)
My fault.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:51, Reply)
EVERYTHING is your fault.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:52, Reply)
I over indulged last night, but I'm back on the horse now

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This place dies on a weekend

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:10, Reply)
alright mr. tea

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:18, Reply)
d0z0rz

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
yep

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:33, Reply)
I'd quite like a bifta but my neighbors are in the garden and I don't know them well enough to know if they'd disapprove.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:39, Reply)
do it faggot

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:47, Reply)
It's a tenement though so it's 'our' garden not just that I'm worried they'd smell it over the fence.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:54, Reply)
Do some killer guffs to mask the weed, problem solved.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:58, Reply)
This is solid advice.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:03, Reply)

l rd
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:03, Reply)
fit like min

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:55, Reply)
Nae bad... chavin' awa.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:57, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:56, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:00, Reply)
Fuck a hor-hor-horse?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:21, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Fuck a horse
 
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Fuck a hor-hor-horse?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:46, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:56, Reply)
Fuck a horse let me fuck you that's all I wanna do
Fuck a horse let me fuck you cos I feel for you
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Alright rich
Wogwan?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:13, Reply)
Just heading home to blayzit, I love London when the sun's out
Alice through the looking glass not bad. Dinner with rich people later. Rich...and vegetarian :(
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:24, Reply)
Good vegetarian food is gr8 m8
Going on loliday tomorrow, so been packing and tidying today
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:35, Reply)
remember to always pack one extra pair of pants just in case

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:44, Reply)
Good thinking
Cheers m8
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:48, Reply)
Might do the same

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:43, Reply)
I don't have the strength

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:34, Reply)
Fuck

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:42, Reply)
A

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:42, Reply)
Horse

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:43, Reply)
A

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:43, Reply)
Fuck

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:43, Reply)
... and now for a new edition of:
'The Thread at Noon'
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
Bit early m7+1

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:03, Reply)
well that went well

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:08, Reply)
Up yours, dickface

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 5:59, Reply)
Coming down, end of the night chillout track.
youtu.be/FHixChYgGRI
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:11, Reply)
This suits friend X sleighs et Shane end

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 7:07, Reply)
I see.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
This is normally the point where Id leave the conversation but Im cutting this particular guy more slack than usual because hes not actually a guy at all. Instead, hes a chatbot, flying the flag for casual internet misogynists everywhere.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:22, Reply)
Can you translate his post for us?
I've run it through Google translate, and there's nothing.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:26, Reply)
It's probably not worth spending any of your time thinking about.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:27, Reply)
I'm in a bit a of a muddle this morning drimble, and posts like his are not helpful is all.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:46, Reply)
It's modern poetry m8, it's not supposed to make sense except on an emotional level.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:27, Reply)
I don't think my cosmic alarm clock has gone off yet, I don't get any of this stuff.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:45, Reply)
My brown alarm clock has gone off.
Well, it was more greeny-black thanks to jacobs creek.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
Dyslexic palindrome
#infest
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:30, Reply)
found the listings for the second stage at #infest
imgur.com/Mp0pE5v?r
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
I'd say that's more of a black metal line up

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:09, Reply)
I can't believe it, Suppressed Masturbation are playing!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:57, Reply)
Haha, 'deranged masturbation'! 'Female disease'!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:53, Reply)
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
numero uno checking in

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:05, Reply)
I'm not clicking on any of them links, probably a virus

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLtQClyb_0
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:32, Reply)
I could dance to it, but its all been done before, an homage

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:48, Reply)
And I'm on my phone, that can't be good for sound quality

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:50, Reply)
Oh I dunno if it's an eternal classic or anything, but it is a solid tune.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:58, Reply)
Last one, I'm off
youtu.be/3QyqoGuaR48
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:57, Reply)
a virus with shoes

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:56, Reply)
MONGS!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
Fuck Micto. Rave up.
youtu.be/dcgft-iiZ_s
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:48, Reply)
SPAM SPAM SPAM
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/lovers-acid
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:04, Reply)
is that you then?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:06, Reply)
Indeed.
Apart from a wee sample I used in a couple of places.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:07, Reply)
Hur hur, "wee sample"!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:07, Reply)
yes, haha

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:12, Reply)
it's funny how "wee" means small,
but "poo" doesn't mean big
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:13, Reply)

www.dictionary.com/browse/funny
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:15, Reply)
yeah it's all of those!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:16, Reply)
Pfft, good point.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:21, Reply)
go go gadget follow!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, Reply)
Oh, you like? Cool. I've got a fair amount of stuff on soundcloud now.
If you like d'n'b then you might like this: soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/eschaton-extended-mix
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:21, Reply)
yeah it's alright,
guaranteed follows for my /talk chums though eh
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:33, Reply)
Who else here makes tunes?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:34, Reply)
someone who just followed you on Soundcloud

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:36, Reply)
Lol, whodathunkit. Just followed you back. Who else, I mean?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:40, Reply)
dunno,
oh well there's Robin Johnson
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:41, Reply)
I'm listening to something that could just as easily be the theme tune for a home improvements programme or very silly European porn flick.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:43, Reply)
yeah that sounds like something i did alright

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47, Reply)
I was once friends with him on Facebook,
but he unfriended me and then blocked me for expressing views contrary to the ideology of the Politburo of the Soviet Republic of Robin Johnson.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47, Reply)
oh,
he blocked Gonzo as well for reasons i never quite found out
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47, Reply)
I can see why someone who doesn't enjoy in-depth discussions of malfunctioning digestive systems might not want Gonz in their safe space.
But I find him one of the most consistently entertaining people I know on FB. I'll bung him a few quid for his charity campaign when I've got a proper job again.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:53, Reply)
i'm not on Facebook myself
but yeah, he's a decent fellow
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:55, Reply)
oh and there's Baldmonkey!
soundcloud.com/bmatr
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:14, Reply)
I thank gonz for making me give up fb, I'll give him money for that

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:21, Reply)
You do know you can block people so you can't see their posts and comments, right?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:32, Reply)
you know what that needs, right?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:07, Reply)
a bangin' DONK on it

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, Reply)
Keep the tunes banging.
youtu.be/-dohzrXT09w
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:26, Reply)
Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48QS2fO250
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:38, Reply)
Ultimate hard tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ermaPH0vrXQ
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:38, Reply)
No comment.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpb23slsoyU
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:44, Reply)
Tunes until dawn
youtu.be/GCoCTkC0oL0
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:30, Reply)
Psytrance until 11!!!
youtu.be/rZBzKt_Gevg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:32, Reply)
Go go.
youtu.be/MBuDqBP2bm4
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:34, Reply)
All sounds the same.
youtu.be/q4dwqmgrC2Y
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:36, Reply)
Requests in at the DJ booth.
youtu.be/nJDpXPVFRUo
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:37, Reply)
Baraka classic, the coven 2 before it was a strip club. Nos balloons by the bogs, mushrooms by the bar.
youtu.be/E1i5KQkwSYg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:40, Reply)
Up at the top, watching the dance floor.
youtu.be/uEyrpJkfqZA
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47, Reply)
One more, all alone it seems.
youtu.be/gmBuKfeYEnQ
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:13, Reply)
I'm still here, Windy.
This is more my bag, generally: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxTltrwuV2Q
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:15, Reply)
This one's for you then m8
youtu.be/1O9DfgbtYBs
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:18, Reply)
And now for something completely different.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=osQMG9f0HC0
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:20, Reply)
Goth night eh?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:21, Reply)
Dunno if it qualifies as 'goth' exactly, but getting on that way I guess.
As is this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2iDAv8mZE
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:23, Reply)
Not my scene. Try this.
youtu.be/hcSnYyABbpw
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:30, Reply)
Nyeeeh, I'm not really a trance/gabba type of guy.
I do love a bit of EBM, it has to be said. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAH2QGotE
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:36, Reply)
90s D&B for Mr. Tea
youtu.be/7UIuznzuFZ4
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:21, Reply)
I like this tho.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:41, Reply)
evening queers
what's the best antivirus/firewall for a windows10 pc?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:37, Reply)
I was gonna post a load of banging rave tunes.
Ruined it.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:39, Reply)
'ruined'

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:41, Reply)
Yup

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:42, Reply)
Linux

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:55, Reply)
yeah, just using puppy to recover the documents off my dad's old machine
and putting them on a new one
he'd never use a linux distro himself, so I want to protect him
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:07, Reply)
Mac?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, Reply)
you're just trolling now

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:09, Reply)
BeOS?
NeXtStep?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:10, Reply)
Plan 9?
AROS?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:16, Reply)
Wasn't that the evil lady computer in Portal?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:22, Reply)
Well Windows firewall. Unless you are considering some sort of enterprise level NGFW.
And then AVG. Each AV product regardless of whether they cost you a packet or are completely free tend to have pretty much the same hang ups and same positives.

Again, assuming you are not looking at enterprise level stuff then my personal preference has always been AVG.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, Reply)
I actually coughed up for a commercial copy of Malwarebytes, seems to be pretty good.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:09, Reply)
ta
i think he may at some point have paid for AVG, so that's probably a go-er
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:09, Reply)
i generally just use Microsoft Security Essentials,
AVG has been a bit of a pain in the arse lately tbh.

As long as you don't look at porn or warez sites or open dodgy e-mail attachments it's probably fine.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:10, Reply)
he's 71, of course he's going to look at porn and click stupid links

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:12, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Peppa-Pig-My-First-Laptop/dp/B002CGRY2C
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:14, Reply)
A massive fuck-off hammer.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, Reply)
FRIDAY NIGHT ON THE 1s and 2s!!!!
youtu.be/WRiPLl3Pi4Y
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:32, Reply)
Link fail

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:34, Reply)

oops
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:37, Reply)
Nice tune!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:03, Reply)
I have enjoyed my day of winding up yanks
And i have enjoyed your coments also. I got a "guffs" AND a "dirty old bollocks". Best day ever.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:09, Reply)
SHIT CAR FOR WANKERS WHY YOU BUY THAT GET A TABLET ANDROID YOU NOB STUPID.
I enjoyed the thread immensely.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:11, Reply)
Literally the worst car ever made

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:15, Reply)
That made me chuckle

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:18, Reply)
Best one was just "shitty pc for a shitty car"

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:20, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
many more of those you've just had, Grrry!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:54, Reply)
It is a problem with reddit, that no.matter how good something is, or how well something is done,
There is always a negative someone that thinks they know better. It's like a forum full of yank Geralds.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:19, Reply)
Might ask every naysayer
when was the last time they shat themselves?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:35, Reply)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRRRMACHINE! <3
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(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:11, Reply)
Thanks vlad
Thlad
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:19, Reply)

i.imgur.com/LD4g3KX.jpg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:41, Reply)
Haha, I've got a load of cheese, ima blaze it too

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:01, Reply)
I've not had so much as a whiff in yonks, sad times.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:05, Reply)
^^

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:05, Reply)
And many moooooooore

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:14, Reply)
Not too many, housing crisis m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:19, Reply)

any ichael
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:20, Reply)
Your the best forum grumpy car mechanic I know, and of ever know

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:22, Reply)
You're my favourite partially-fingered fisherman.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:29, Reply)
Has mongy never been fully fingered?
Poor mongy. :(
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
I think you already know the answer

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:52, Reply)
I have a beer.
What do YOU have?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:12, Reply)
A massive willy.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:12, Reply)
who does it belong to ahahah

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:13, Reply)
Herpes

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:13, Reply)
^dirty old bollocks

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:14, Reply)
3 beers

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:15, Reply)
Well I've got 104 beers.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:16, Reply)
Alright, it's not a competition.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:20, Reply)
^is clearly a competition

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:20, Reply)
it's the art show at work
which is just code for get as many free beers as you can while looking at pretty pictures
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:25, Reply)
I've lost count of the times
I've breezed into some cunts' art do round here and snaffled their beers. My man bun is the ultimate prick disguise...
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:45, Reply)
gawd, i assumed the man bun thing was a joke :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:03, Reply)
I think you can get steamed man bun in some restaurants can't you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:41, Reply)
with the cream of sum yung gai?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
....I googled :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:07, Reply)
sounds like SOMEONE remembers wayne's world...
...NOT!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:08, Reply)
i tell you what i DON'T have
a single reason why i shouldn't ban 2can. someone give me a reason or he's gone by the end of the day. gaz or on here, i don't mind. if anyone other than him has a decent one, he can stay
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:23, Reply)
I will say, in 2 Can's defence,
that as far as I know there is no conclusive proof that he's a serial child molestor.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:27, Reply)
ok cool, that's a reason not to call the police though
anything else?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:29, Reply)
He was a good lad when I was ill and answer my medical questions I asked via gaz, I thank him for that

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:29, Reply)
And one day as a Dr he's got to buy a decent watch, so I might be able to turn a profit on a bit I flip

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:58, Reply)
ok, i can respect that
i just hope he can be fewer of a prick
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:02, Reply)
I think he only tries to push your buttons,

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:07, Reply)
him and spanishfly

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:10, Reply)
I ignored him ages ago, because I'm precious

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:12, Reply)
he's dead now

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:13, Reply)
When nearly everyone put him on ignore it flipped his lid, that was lulz

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:20, Reply)
ignored to death :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:22, Reply)
Like a near-human double decker

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:55, Reply)
haha
he's the double decker of forum members
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:05, Reply)
i think he's just pulling my pigtails

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:20, Reply)
Probably, why not put them up into a man bun

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:23, Reply)
because i don't completely hate myself?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:26, Reply)
better your pigtails than your plonker

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:27, Reply)
^family motto

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:29, Reply)
pfft

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:43, Reply)
He's not MONO

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:46, Reply)
I think he's cute

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:04, Reply)
are you going to ask him to the /talk summer ball?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:24, Reply)
I think so

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:26, Reply)
eeeeeeeee!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:28, Reply)
oh good god just IMAGINE O_o

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:35, Reply)
all lined up against the wall in ill-fitting suits, wielding inhalers
and across the hall it's just mgt and tangles, looking frightened
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
the buffet will be devastated pretty quickly that's for certain

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:08, Reply)
forever alone :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:38, Reply)
:'-(
giphy.com/gifs/robot-iLsDDqQYZJWpy
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:43, Reply)
as if you don't know ssg is planning to ask you tonight after clarinet lessons

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:06, Reply)
manolith I completely trust and respect your judgement in whatever you decide in relation to 2can
I know you will do the right thing and ban him nono I don't mean it, I don't really hold with banning anyone, especially not 2can, how else will we know about where the best places to go on holiday are??
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:40, Reply)
you're all heart, vlad

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:07, Reply)
I'm wearing one of my rolex 6236's up the pub for grrrys birthday, I've got anxiety

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:42, Reply)
bloody hell HOW much?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:47, Reply)
For you vlad a kiss and your heart, you're worth more tho

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:11, Reply)
aww mongy :'-/ <3 <3 <3

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:12, Reply)
appreciated

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:07, Reply)
Especially for you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:24, Reply)
Flash cunt

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:10, Reply)
Its not flash tho, its old and tatty looking

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:14, Reply)
I want a beer
What do YOU want?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
A beer.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
i want the world, i want the whole world, i want to lock it all up in my pocket i dont want to share it GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
ok it's yours

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
alright 'T La Rock'

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
That was the first ever release on Def Jam, tedium fans

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:45, Reply)
What do you call a...hip-hop record...that can't hear...and is covered in marmalade?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:11, Reply)
ANYTHING YOU LIKE!!!!!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:18, Reply)
hahaha that's not the answer I was thinking of but it's a jolly good one

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:22, Reply)
Partially deaf marmalade on toast?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:23, Reply)
I thought I'd got the answer but he says not.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)


(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
Deaf Jam?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)
lol
Ding!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)
gz
sorry, reflex response from my WoW days
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
Good God, Holmes, how on *earth* do you do it?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
Another riddle next time, conundrum fans!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
Same conundrum time, same conundrum place!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:35, Reply)
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:35, Reply)
To stop it going in his gin & juice?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:38, Reply)
To keep his fellow g's and hustla's dry?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
Because it aint no fun, when the homies get rained on?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
FO DRIZZLE, you bunch of bastards.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:41, Reply)
I don't understand
As we keep saying, it seldom rains in LA. There must be another explanation.

Maybe someone here could 'tweet' him and ask?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:43, Reply)
maybe he uses it like a walking stick because he has a knee injury or something

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:44, Reply)
Those rap fellows often suffer from limps, that's probably it.
I think it's caused by a poor diet.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:46, Reply)
Easy E was diagnosed with 'Gangsta Lean' shortly before he died
if the AIDS hadn't got him, that would have
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:51, Reply)
It's very sad.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:52, Reply)
Or not sleeping in a proper bed.
It's a hazard of spending too much time in your crib.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:01, Reply)
*nods*

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Maybe we're misunderstanding and he means a flash umbrella.
You know, for portrait photography?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
Well he's been spending a lot of time in Jamaica, having become a Rasta and renamed himself Snoop Lion,
and Jamaica receives heavy rainfall throughout the year.

SO NER.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:45, Reply)
but he only uses it when it drizzles? he's nuts

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
it's all that wacky bacci

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Probably when there's any level of precipitation.
But when it proper chucks it down in Jamaica you really know about it, so it's wise to just seek whatever shelter you can find and wait for the downpour to ease off.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:58, Reply)
Oh yeah, Snoop told you that, did he?
*scratches chin*
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Nah, I briefly lived there as a kid.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:09, Reply)
I thought I'd let them have this one
And they still didn't get it
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:43, Reply)
because he's a classy gent

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
OK, so why does Snoop Dogg board the train at Weston-Super-Mare?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:42, Reply)
his 3 day weekend break at haven has finished

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:43, Reply)
FO BRIZZLE!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:44, Reply)
nah i've been there its call Burnham-On-Sea holiday park

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:46, Reply)
Tea gets it wrong again

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
i'm not sure he knows as much about snoop as he makes out

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
There's a whiff of the Godby about all this

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:53, Reply)
Huh, tough crowd.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
Because he's just visited 'street art' supremo Banksy's pop-up theme park 'Dismaland'?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:45, Reply)
Because, despite living in temperate southern California, heavy cannabis use has exacerbated an existing anxiety disorder which manifests itself in a chronic fear of precipitation?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
lol chronic

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
dunno weird isn't it, i mean he lives in LA, i don't think they even get much rain there

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:41, Reply)
How does Moses make tea?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Why doesn't an anarchist like earl grey?
Because all proper tea is theft!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:55, Reply)
I like "Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?", as it has two answers.
Answer 1: "Because all proper tea is theft."
Answer 2: "Because they're a bunch of smelly hippy wankers."
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:57, Reply)
Did you hear about the black Jew?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:58, Reply)
He had to get to the back of the gas chamber.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:58, Reply)


(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:01, Reply)
That's my favourite joke :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:09, Reply)
?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:59, Reply)
Earl grey isn't 'proper' tea though.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:57, Reply)
Is it not?
I drink bloody loads of it and it definitely says 'tea' on the box
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:58, Reply)
It's a mixture of weak tea and pot pourri.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:59, Reply)
You might be thinking of something else, m8
mine's strong black with bergamot in it. It's beezer.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:01, Reply)
Jasmine is a bit 'pot pourri'-ish, I grant you
smells better than it tastes
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:02, Reply)
I dunno m8 I only really drink yorkshire, not being a massive wetty and all that.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Hey woah
Since when is liking different tea the act of a 'wetty'?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:03, Reply)
and yorkshire tea tastes like the inside of an arse

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:04, Reply)
YOU'D KNOW!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:04, Reply)
^upset^
like a wetty.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:04, Reply)
Since they passed the Wetty Act of 1865 m8, keep up ffs
I think it was the Whigs.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:11, Reply)
Fine.
Hebrews It!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:58, Reply)
Doesn't seem very likely
Pretty sure tea hadn't reached the middle east at the time of Moses's supposed existence. You're off by about a thousand years here mate.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:18, Reply)
No, that Israeli how he does it!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:18, Reply)


(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:21, Reply)
i wish i'd asked for lexi belle now

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:45, Reply)
it's ok she's in the world

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:48, Reply)
i think mongy'd say she's out of this world, ma8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Oompa loompa doompety doo Ive got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise youll listen to me
what do you get when you fancy a whore?
genital warts and a cock that is sore
she's had more cock than a large kfc
if you are smart you'll use several jonnies
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:54, Reply)
I've got a beer
and nuts
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:40, Reply)
A new drug, one that won't make me sick, one that won't make me crash my car, or make me feel three feet thick

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:40, Reply)
a beer'd be good

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:40, Reply)

b qu

LOL
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
you'd have thought he'd have had his fill by now

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
he's insatiable

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:48, Reply)
and you say I need to try harder to make this place better?
tsk
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
i didn't even aim that high
i just want you to stop making it worse
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:47, Reply)
can you stop making it worse too please?
thanks
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:48, Reply)
maybe if everyone stopped posting it'd be better

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:49, Reply)
finally, someone with some sense!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:51, Reply)
This place tends to be at its best at around 3am

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:03, Reply)
this is all very dignified, isn't it
we're definitely both coming out of this not looking like twats. jesus christ.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:52, Reply)
everyone already knows I'm a twat however, so I've lost nothing

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:19, Reply)
Look, both of you just stop making it worse.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:59, Reply)
you stop making it worse!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:18, Reply)
CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP MAKING IT WORSE PLEASE?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
i could just pull the trigger on everyone in my 'circling the drain' list

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
I...I can be better. I promise. Just give me another chance, I can change, I swear it.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
but where will i go :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
juicer?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:48, Reply)
You can't just ban underperforming /talk users without warning.
As the moderator you should conduct formal interviews with all the forum members you feel aren't meeting their targets and provide an agreed structured programme for improvement with further 3 monthly reviews to review their progress.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:43, Reply)
can't i?
how sure of that are you?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
110%

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:26, Reply)
You're just lucky I wasn't picked to be mod
Jesus, there'd be about 4 people left by now
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
Peac

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:42, Reply)
Leaving that as it is

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
+hes in a can

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
Not in my lifetime m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
woah

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:46, Reply)
so in the next few years then....hahaha old

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:47, Reply)
Well

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:51, Reply)
it'd work better if i wasn't older than you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:55, Reply)

you some castles
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:02, Reply)
k reporting this to the mods

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:04, Reply)
as opposed to being taller than some castles

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:08, Reply)
sand?
visitoceansidedeals.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/VO-sandcastle-face.png
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:25, Reply)
fuck

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
Look what I made on holiday last year
i.imgur.com/ONSxYVX.jpg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)

i.imgur.com/ONSxYVX.jpg i.imgur.com/mC833f.jpg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:36, Reply)
u cunt

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:41, Reply)
ok, well that was less scatalogical than I was expecting

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
well you'd better let him out then!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:48, Reply)
to be inside of you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
hey sugartits
in our love triangle, you're the acute one!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:53, Reply)
^ the chronic one

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:55, Reply)
shit i just remembered the Dre

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:56, Reply)
As a fully qualified medical doctor,
Dre is well aware if the effects of marijuana use on long term memory. Well, he was.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
We had a cat called Dr Dre.
We just called him Ray before we took him down the vets to have his bits off.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
oh vg

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:19, Reply)
Nice.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:19, Reply)
heh!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:04, Reply)
I want to teach the world to sing

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
I would also like a beer.
And maybe some wine.

And some massive drugs.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:46, Reply)
A lustrous coat and a wet nose.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Sadly I have have a wet coat and a lustrous nose :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:55, Reply)
Fell off you fixie, into the canal, didn't you?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:59, Reply)
via a bin :(

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:03, Reply)
A beer

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:03, Reply)
A real rain to come and wash all this scum off the forum.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:08, Reply)
Guardians of the Galaxy was shit
Stop quoting it
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:11, Reply)
k, reporting this to the mods for trolling

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:12, Reply)
Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:13, Reply)
I want to be
slightly better than everyone else in the world.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
Only slightly?
Why not come at the other way, make everyone in the world slightly worse than you?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:50, Reply)
well I think it would take less, or perhaps fewer, magics to change garideb slightly, than to change everyone else in the whole world slightly
so purely from a logical point of view we should change garideb not the rest of us
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:55, Reply)
#makegaridebgreatagain

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
soz I'm reading 'so you've been publicly shamed' atm and just seeing hashtags is making me break into a nervous sweat

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Assam in a pint mug

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:20, Reply)
oh ha ha ha
society6.com/product/hanging-out-gnt_duvet-cover?currency=GBP&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=2054&c_kid=1922499p3846343&gclid=CJL8gNjU-swCFZUW0wodPpUBCw#46=343
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:28, Reply)
A zigazig ahh pls m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:45, Reply)
You
/Cabaret Voltaire
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:56, Reply)
so when I'm working I tend to hang about here maybe play some dull browser games or something
what do you do for money?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:09, Reply)
i don't do anything for money

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:10, Reply)
worst cheap trick tribute act ever

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:22, Reply)
this and that

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:10, Reply)
lol
www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/cat-in-a-pickle-after-96545/
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:12, Reply)
oh and the big quiz
www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/the-friday-news-quiz-96507/
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:15, Reply)
The definition of news there is rather shaky.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:17, Reply)
Ooof 1/10
And that one was the cat one
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:27, Reply)
SIX!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:19, Reply)
well done, i got 9, but then i am kents pr man

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:35, Reply)
I got 6 too!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)
wow, we're so in sync
must be because of that gay love triangle we're in with ss
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:58, Reply)
Well they say that when people are close, their cycles synchronise or summat

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:20, Reply)
Seven. Once again I have bested you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:57, Reply)
it has to have happened once before you can use the term 'once again'
it's ok though. they say english is one of the hardest languages in the world. you'll get there.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
Fucking is as well

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7802825#post7802877

prick
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:06, Reply)
hahaha, well i for one am glad you went back to february last year to find that
i take it back, you're one of life's winners
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:12, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:17, Reply)

d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380839766ra/3130690.gif
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
See? I win again!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
o...k

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
got some good gifs for this
i.imgur.com/gMitd28.gif
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:16, Reply)
good god

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:35, Reply)
perhaps there was...wait for it....whiskers in the jar.....oh hahahaha

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)
hahaha, or meowmalade

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:44, Reply)
he's not amused by this at all
www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/5078929
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:48, Reply)
hahaha
good one mongs
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:49, Reply)
That is one stuck-up moggy

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)
you even made the 'oh' work as part of it!
first class
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:48, Reply)
front page it

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)

youtu.be/kGpsXuMvApo
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:01, Reply)
this AND that?
pfft, talk about jack of all trades, master of none.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:13, Reply)
got two hands ain't I

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:44, Reply)
None of your business pal

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:14, Reply)
^specialises in footwanks

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:29, Reply)
Yeah so what

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:30, Reply)
i just don't think you should hide your light under a bushel

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:34, Reply)
+garry

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:34, Reply)
did you ever hear back about gary?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:55, Reply)
i actually did, might go have a look at him this weekend

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:05, Reply)
well I hope he apologises to you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:10, Reply)
i might pretend i'm going to adopt him, then flick him the v's and walk out

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:11, Reply)
he might have lost his phone for a bit or something
it happens
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:13, Reply)
Maybe it's a bad signal round there

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:14, Reply)
He's a right cunt isn't he

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:56, Reply)
proper dick, shame he's a charlton fan too

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:04, Reply)
I'm not your pal, buddy

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:34, Reply)
Anal

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:15, Reply)
I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do ain't very nice.
I wank off sailors for pennies.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:16, Reply)
just sailors? you should diversify your portfolio, man

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:20, Reply)
I will do the odd police officer.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:24, Reply)
here are a couple of odd ones. go nuts
www.freakingnews.com/pictures/18500/Police-Officers-in-New-Uniforms--18709.jpg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:28, Reply)
It's the golf cops

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:35, Reply)
I don't get much chance to play the /talk game.
I unfortunately have to do some work when I am in work.

But I do post here when I have a small break or maybe need to have a shit that takes more than a couple of minutes. Reading /talk while in a cubicle surrounded by other people In other cubicle doing the same thing kind of helps to contextualise what goes on here.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:42, Reply)
shut up m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:44, Reply)
I'll do anything for money

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:17, Reply)
I sit in the workshop, then sometimes I go fix stuff, then I go back and sit in the workshop again

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:25, Reply)
+h
+h
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:30, Reply)
Well. There we go.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:34, Reply)
I tweet on behalf of timmy mallet

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
5/7

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:39, Reply)
Blair did it

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:40, Reply)
At least post the link, gawd
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36390622

4/7 for me
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
Why post the link when I knew someone would :)

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:51, Reply)
bell/end

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:45, Reply)
^preferred age range

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)
Says the wrestling fan

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:50, Reply)
I'm not sure that 'burn' makes sense

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:56, Reply)
burny mcburn
lol
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:58, Reply)
yeah, imagine my surprise

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:06, Reply)
I can't
I just can't
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:08, Reply)
n

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:53, Reply)
k

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:56, Reply)
mong

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:03, Reply)
5/7
I'm as smart as spanishfly
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:06, Reply)
It's a good demographic to be part of

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:40, Reply)
Cricket is on. That's boring apparently. Monaco grand prix, also boring. But I enjoy both greatly and am looking forward to the weekend.
What do you enjoy that others think is a bit wank? You can't say my nan because she's 90 and I reckon she'd still kick your ass.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:22, Reply)
Watches and fishing

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:24, Reply)
I like fishing. Although I've not actually been fishing in about 8 years.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:27, Reply)
It's very relaxing

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:29, Reply)
We cheated really, there was a lake behind my mates house and we'd just catch pike all day.
Life baiting with little roach and rub. Apparently live bait is frowned upon.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:33, Reply)
Dunno about that, most lakes prefer you to use dead bait tho

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
Why do they want that?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
In case the line gets snagged or snapped

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:48, Reply)
They don't want you releasing live fish in to the environment?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Nah they just don't want a tethered fish

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:55, Reply)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqx7gYOO31qfqcmfo1_500.gif
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)
Not for the fish, you heartless bastard.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:36, Reply)
fuck!
you just reminded me i haven't cleaned out the fish tank!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:39, Reply)
They knew the risks when they chose to not become land animals

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
watching what?
lol
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:37, Reply)
Watches

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:43, Reply)
i am not looking forward to the weekend
i have to work
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:30, Reply)
You could call in sick.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)
can't, really
need the money. got 5 hours to do tonight, then 10 hours tomorrow and another 10 sunday. don't know monday's hours yet, but it's half term and the place is packed out
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:39, Reply)
What you do?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
restaurant work at pontin's
i'm running the chinese restaurant all weekend, there's 3,000 booked in and there's going to be about another 2,000 coming in on day passes
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)
Blue coat.
Got it.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:51, Reply)
no, we're not the bluecoats
they think they're better than us
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
They've probably got better coats.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:00, Reply)
Sounds like a relaxing weekend.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:52, Reply)
i'm dreading it
and now i'd best be off home, i'm in at 4 and my stuff isn't ready yet
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
I watched an 80's promotional video for one of those type places on youtube recently.
It was great. Complete with pervy manager with his arms wrapped round two young girls claiming 'they're all this good looking here!'.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:54, Reply)
institutional racism

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:31, Reply)
Haha, classic Baggenfrock!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:36, Reply)
joseph campbell

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)

campbell Mengel
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Menial IT tasks.
I hope I get bored with Minecraft, soon, as I hate myself for enjoying it.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:35, Reply)
I hate you for enjoying it too m8
OH JEEZ
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:28, Reply)
Just think yourself lucky I don't vlog my game time.
Imagine how upset you'd be if some mustachioed, middle-aged idiot became your child's new hero.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Guitars, videogames, horror movies, wrestling, t-shirts, cooking, wanking

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:38, Reply)
Do you cook and wank at the same time?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
not as often as I should

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
'chef's special sauce'

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:29, Reply)
Cream of Sum Yun Gai

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
I think most people consider tshirts to be pretty standard fair m8.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
Do they?
Most people I know seem to object to the volume and nature of the t-shirts I buy
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
Well, you said tshirts, not "buying a stupid amount of shit tshirts"

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:47, Reply)
Well I wouldn't, would I
I don't think that amount I buy is stupid, nor do I think the of designs as being shit. I wouldn't buy them otherwise. Come on Windy, think m8. Think.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)
I'm not paid to think m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:51, Reply)
When you look as good as YOU do
you don't have to know anything
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:52, Reply)
Are they very loud, then?
Haha, 'cos "volume" has two meanings!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:50, Reply)
haha, so it does!
And so does 'loud'!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:52, Reply)
lols within lols

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:05, Reply)
lolception

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:18, Reply)
fucking hell chaps

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:29, Reply)
The Hell Chaps
#infest
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
I must not lol, lol is the mind-killer...

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:34, Reply)
I like all of these things, with a few slight alterations
Guitars Bass, t-shirts
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
See, Windy?
Mupps doesn't like t-shirts
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:47, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:47, Reply)
lifting heavy things

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:39, Reply)
Like, a workout thing? Or just wandering around trying to pick up stuff?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:43, Reply)
Gay sexy time

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:40, Reply)
This isn't something I enjoy
but I want to add Darts to the fucking boring pile.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
^ loves a fat man with strong wrists

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
I've not ever watched darts, I don't imagine it's much good.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)

I think the only appeal with going to see it, is beer
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
I went to the darts once here. You can see fuck all and spend most of your time queuing for the bar and toilet.
It was shit.

It would probably be alright if you got a table but they're like hens teeth and cost a fucking fortune.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:55, Reply)

sounds similar to bingo
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:07, Reply)
Looking forward to Monaco
You see the incident with Button?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
Yeah, bit scary that. Those are supposed to be welded down for the race.
More reason than ever to sort out canopy protection of some sort.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:46, Reply)
That seems to be the discussion flying around on the net
discussion wild ranting
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
I can't understand why people are so against it.
It might look a bit odd, but the cars have changed dramatically over the years to improve safety and performance, this is just another step.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:59, Reply)
/talk

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)
Collecting records of Black music that Black people don't listen to anymore.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Jim?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:52, Reply)
eh?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:56, Reply)
I've got a mate called Jim that collects obscure black vinyl. Mcbeef as well.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:03, Reply)
Listening to Black music that Black people don't listen to any more is very white middle class.
Although I'm listening to AWB at the moment. So there.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:06, Reply)
Have you got this dope tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=clg9AziTfI4
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:58, Reply)
I've not.
But that's a cover I've seen all over the internet in collections of shit album covers and not once have I ever felt compelled to find out what it sounds like.

Listening now. So it's basically a crap version of white lines?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:00, Reply)
Yeah, like really crap.
I heard that White Lines started out as a song that basically went "Coke is loads of fun, WOOHOO!!!" and then the record label told them it was too 'naughty' to be released so they had to rewrite the lyrics to make it say "Drugs are bad, mmkay?".
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:02, Reply)
I can believe that.
Erryone with spare money was on it in them days.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:07, Reply)
What a load of shit.
So they had to rewrite the whole track then.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:29, Reply)
only da werds, bruv
And I think the chorus was probably unchanged.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:33, Reply)
Originally, it was intended to be an ironic celebration of a cocaine-fueled party lifestyle
*ironic* is the key word here chaps. It was never a pro coke track.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:40, Reply)
Ironic my anus, Minge. In the early days of hip hop *everyone* was on the weed and sniff
Kool Herc's MC for his parties - which were where hip hop was *invented* - was called 'Coke La Roc'. The chap was the first hip hop MC in history.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:45, Reply)
Im sure this is correct Rich.
But not relevant to the conversation..
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:06, Reply)
The point is that the nascent hip hop scene was awash with coke and the Furious 5 were right in there

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:08, Reply)
They never changed the track at all. Only adding the 'Don't do it' lyric on request of the record company.
So thick people could understand that coke is bad and they were not glorifying coke which obviously they were not...
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:17, Reply)
This is what Bill Brewster claimed in his book.about DJing
It's bollocks
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Also Keith Cowboy of the Furious 5 later died from a cocaine related heart attack.
No doubt he did this 'ironically'.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:26, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)
I think the point being is that just because you take drugs doesn't mean you are going to promote them.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:33, Reply)
Give them some credit.
I mean how can you say white lines is a pro coke track..thats just crazy mcbeef.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:39, Reply)
As I understand it
the record started life as a 'fly guys, get high' party routine from the live circuit - a scene dripping in drugs: the crowd wanted good time party rap and that's what they would have got - not a lecture on a Saturday night out. This was then translated into a studio track which would never have got a release, so the lyrics were changed with the charts in mind. And it worked.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is correct
Now the *real* gem is Crack It Up by the superb Funkmaster Wizard Wiz - a pro crack rap record. Now THAT is cool.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:34, Reply)
#thatsinterestingrichard

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:35, Reply)
actually fuck you all, it *is* interesting. Richard.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:39, Reply)
I liked it and will listen to it in a minute.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
Can only find the b-side.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:47, Reply)
His best record is 'I Ain't Wid Dat' which uses the Brother Green break

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)
Haha, great.
One to play back-to-back with 'Heroin' by the Velvet Underground.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
James Last
(I have some horrific records from the Reader's Digest label)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:59, Reply)
Laibach

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:03, Reply)
+ and think of England

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:08, Reply)
BLAZE IT FAGET

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:11, Reply)
This thread is a dissapointment.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:12, Reply)
At least you tried

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:20, Reply)
so's your spelling, m8

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:35, Reply)
bottom get

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:12, Reply)
Everything I do is way cool and everyone knows it and is uber-jel of my jet set lifestyle and knobbish hair.
Apart from MONO who is a big blubbing gaylord who thinks everything is shit.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:31, Reply)
When I grow up I want to be just like you

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:41, Reply)

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