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this is your amygdala, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:27,
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Friday again, eh?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 May 2013, 15:31,
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Hooray!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:33,
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links is over there somewhere
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Fu Manchu a new low, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32,
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woah sorry I was talking
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32,
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Who the hell do you think you are?
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:36,
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He thinks he's a section of your frontal lobe dealing with emotions like empathy etc.
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:59,
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last week's newletter is just five morning threads down this page
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:44,
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I thought I was going to have awful house guests staying for the weekend but they've just cancelled
What else turned out well at the last moment?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:55,
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I'm expecting a last-minute cash injection before I leave for the rugby this weekend
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57,
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everything you say just makes me hate you a little bit more
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:59,
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Oh come on, what the fuck is wrong with that?
An old uni friend called me and said her friend's had to drop out, so I happily stood in as I didn't have any other plans. Going to Twickenham to watch England v Barbarians.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05,
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urgh
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:10,
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Oh, psssch! Away with ye'
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:30,
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So what the fuck is a "cash injection"?
Are you floating yourself on the stock exchange? Have you found an institutional investor? Are you liquidating a portion of your assets?
Or is Daddy just giving you another brown envelope to hide the fact this his offspring is an unemployed chinless failure.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:10,
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It's dead simple, right.
You mum gets an injection from me, yeah, and I get cash for it. Plus she lets me have a free slap of her saggy old tits as penance for raising a dour cunt of a son.
Alternatively: it's an advancement of wages from my employer, but you knew that already you cunt.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32,
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Why can I only click "I like this!" once?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:09,
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I was told to keep myself availible for something this afternoon which doesn't look like it's going to happen
I might have a biscuit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57,
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Maybe you needed to be available for Ginger Nuts
or Custard Creams. Or is it Cremes. I dunno.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:09,
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I already have jaffa cakes in my drawer, seems like a waste of time I dunno
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:16,
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They're not biscuits
Are you simple?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:17,
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If my boss approves my Sunday off then that
BUT IT LOOKS UNLIKELY
In which case nothing has ever turned out well ever
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 24 May 2013, 15:18,
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i blame the mods
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:20,
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So, what did you all think of the morning thread this morning?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:41,
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it's still morning
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:42,
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no it isn't
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:03,
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this is the kind of cold meaningless logic we admire in you
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:24,
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no it isn't
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07,
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speak for yourself
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21,
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It had a certain je nais se quoi
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:55,
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Yeah, but I don't know what it is.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:55,
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it's a sort of fruit, isn't it?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:06,
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i heard doc pref is a sort of fruit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:37,
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yo
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Fu Manchu a new low, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:00,
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I felt that it was a little tired.
Perhaps The Doveston should come up with something new for next week. Perhaps the use of punctuation could help?
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:05,
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I was a little underwhelmed myself.
I'm starting to wonder whether The Doveston's heart is really still in it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 May 2013, 12:23,
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deal with it, pricks
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:34,
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You make me moist.
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49,
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alright!
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:31,
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i think he needs to keep at it, traditionalism is at the heart of what makes this nation what this nation has been made
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:34,
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FUCK YEAH!
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:37,
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it was everything i wanted it to be and more
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:32,
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I didn't...I didn't...Sorry, I'll start again. The camera makes me nervous. Is there anyway you can turn down that light? No? Right.
I didn't actualy see the thread but...um..I've heard promising things..
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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49,
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looked alright apart from one dull prick
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58,
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i like how frisbee keeps talking about his totally radical training regime
even after people try to make it absolutely clear that nobody gives a shit and they wish he was dead
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:44,
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Nobody wanted me dead in that last thread
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:53,
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Well at least they didn't
type that they did.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:54,
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subtext innit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:58,
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Depends whether this is an afternoon thread, wouldn't it
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:34,
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morning
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:44,
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'ning
I'm on wind down so don't expect much from me today
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:44,
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yeah, ok
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:49,
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yo
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Fu Manchu a new low, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:52,
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yo yeah haha
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:50,
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Morning.
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:10,
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monowi
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:27,
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Shouldn't that be "Monowi"?
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MONO!, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41,
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Mono's wee?
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41,
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no
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:57,
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a-well-a-ning-a-nag-a-nong, for a hol-dee-day
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 May 2013, 8:17,
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I'm paraphrasing a 'rap song' here
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 May 2013, 8:18,
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did u alwyz wnt 2 b a raper?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:27,
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'ning' er
with attitude.
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pikey, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:08,
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Double dip friday!
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:23,
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haha, you're nuts
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:28,
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Ok, I'll play along, just this once.
morning
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:33,
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oh, so you do have manners in ireland
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:29,
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morning
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:49,
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morning tangles
i might have some porridge
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30,
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Excellent idea, oats are a good source of dietary fibre and may help to lower cholesterol.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:37,
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i didn't have porridge in the end
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:57,
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Don't go hungry now
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22,
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everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 24 May 2013, 8:57,
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haha, remember that song
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30,
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Morning
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:05,
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forking
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:30,
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I feel fucking battered
Morning
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:38,
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Like chip shop battered? or beat the shit out of battered?
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41,
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The latter. I've never felt this exhausted and in pain
:(
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:51,
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Never mind, if you dangle enough non-specific whining in front of the board,
eventually someone might take the bait and ask you what's wrong.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:54,
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tell him to fuck off
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:55,
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I told him to fuck off.
He hasn't fucked off.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:07,
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Finally! I'm glad you asked.
Went to the gym to do my own circuit training and some instructor persuaded me to do this crossfit-type circuit, saw that I was having an easy time and subsequently put me up against one of his buddy instructors.
TL;DR: Competing against personal trainers may result in pain the following day
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:58,
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I believe you intentionally mis-read my post, for what you believe - tragically - to be comedy effect.
Now fuck off.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:59,
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Oh man you're right, I should definitely have warmed up more beforehand. The instructor's routine definitely wasn't enough for me
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:03,
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Did someone beat the shit out of you?
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:55,
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Essentially: yes. That person is myself though.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:02,
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Ha! Why'd you let him get away with it?
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:29,
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Because I'm a self-hating moron who thinks autoflagellation is too gauche
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:44,
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Or just a dick.
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:26,
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This is also an acceptable reason
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30,
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I'm wearing a belt today, I don't really need it I just thought I've not worn a belt for a while
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:49,
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that's cool
you're cool
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30,
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Yes! Morning.
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:11,
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get on up, when you're down
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:31,
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told you.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 24 May 2013, 4:36,
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enough of that shit
whats your favourite colour
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:21,
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purple
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:22,
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purple
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:23,
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You've probably never heard of it.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:24,
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is it purple?
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:25,
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mauve
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30,
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that's purple
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31,
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magenta
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32,
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Oh thank Christ you're here.
I really didn't want to post in the thread that cunt has started below.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:25,
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just answer the fucking question
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:26,
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I think I know why the poor fucker killed himself.
Scarlet.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:27,
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purple tho
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31,
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ultraviolet
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:26,
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def purple
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31,
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I think it's def leppard
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:40,
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grey
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:29,
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colour blinds purple
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32,
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it's like purple, but new
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30,
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purple then
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32,
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you clearly don't understand
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34,
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mauve
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30,
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purples twin
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:32,
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this is so freakin cool
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 23:33,
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Ok, I've obviously been a fucktard
What's the etiquette here, delete? In a way I've been suffering a shortage of disrespectful cunts so, cheers!
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eclaire Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-soul, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:31,
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tits or gtfo
purple
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34,
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Fair dos. GnighT!
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eclaire Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-soul, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34,
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Also, purple.
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eclaire Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-soul, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34,
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no need to be rude
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:34,
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There's ALWAYS a need to be rude.
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eclaire Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-soul, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:35,
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violet you idiot
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 23:38,
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we all have to kick you in the balls until you're sorry
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:38,
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purple
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:44,
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Can I say all of them?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:45,
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purple eh
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:54,
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I liked purple before it became cool.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:55,
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purple isnt all of them
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:54,
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I wish you were someone shit because I'd totally say "you know what's not purple? Your fucking name, blue namer".
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:56,
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He's so MAUVE
We never know what he's planning...
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pikey, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:22,
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hot pink
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 May 2013, 3:07,
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Water with oestrogen and lemon
That's nice
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Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:00,
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what, HRT with a twist?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:05,
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Ah man, I've missed the morning thread.
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:12,
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what if that was the last
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:14,
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Is the world ending tomorrow??
:O
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:15,
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tomorrow is an abstract concept
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:17,
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if mgt made bond films
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:20,
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The man with the golden gun wouldn't be able to kill anyone because his gun barrel would melt
unless he killed them with something other than his golden gun, or he could still kill them with his golden gun if he hit them over the head with it
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:27,
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It wouldn't be gold either, it'd be something with a stable future.
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36,
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the spy who formed an irrational emotional bond with me
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:37,
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carbon is not forever
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:40,
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from russia with logic
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vladimir, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47,
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obviously you do not in fact live twice
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vladimir, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47,
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spoiler
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:50,
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:-) alright mongy
off to bed now, early start tomorrow
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vladimir, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:52,
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whoah life story, spare us
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vladimir, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:53,
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I think you should be a rebel and stay up for another 2 hours and then be really tired tomorrow
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:08,
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normalfingers
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:58,
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theyd be shit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:58,
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I reckon she'd make a good Rosa Klebb
Except instead of poisoning people with her shoes she would bore them to death with 'logic'
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:00,
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dunno who that is
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:06,
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the world is fine I guess
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:59,
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For your eyes and the eyes of anyone else who was involved in preparing this for your attention, not to mention the millions of people who watch the film
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:06,
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Soco and lime for me
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:20,
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i'm just glad nobody is saying nasty things about me in this thread
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:51,
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wanker
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:56,
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THE SHOW IS STILL GOING WELL, AND I BELIEVE THAT.
Records of sightings in the wild on the Indian sub-continent date back to the 1500s.
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Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Thu 23 May 2013, 17:40,
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:04,
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Fuck off Jeremy
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Major Turd ington, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:18,
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Rubbing your face in a bowl of your own shit
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Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Thu 23 May 2013, 21:59,
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I'd just like to point out that I'm not annoyed by this post
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:52,
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deffo not annoyed by anything going on
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:49,
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Well that's annoying
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:21,
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Allah'd Carpets
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:27,
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B & Quran
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:49,
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Mecca Bingo
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:59,
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White Tigers?
caption under pic.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22638341
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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:52,
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not sure what you're trying to say
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magnum, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:54,
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Anyone else watching Salvage Hunters on Quest?
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magnum, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:51,
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100,000 people? dunno the figures at all, sorry mags
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:59,
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I mean, I love SSG but I wish he'd fucking shut the fuck up.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12,
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haha, you are fat and ugly
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12,
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I'm sure the feeling's mutual
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:33,
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Haha, janet loves SSG
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:38,
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Do you?
I think he's a tedious and pitiful spastic myself
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 May 2013, 18:37,
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now I get why he doesn't annoy you!
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:52,
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bit harsh
hurt my feelings
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:48,
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remember how wagon wheels used to be a lot bigger
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:04,
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no, were they?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:10,
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dunno soz, I was just making conversation
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:11,
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oh cool
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:14,
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yeah, that's all I got, soz
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:17,
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no it was good
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:52,
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thanks, I might try an alright thread next time
but I appreciate the support and encouragement
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:53,
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your doing ok
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:55,
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cocks
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Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Thu 23 May 2013, 17:41,
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You used to be smaller.
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:12,
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haha, yeah, there is that
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:15,
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'member
marathons etc
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:39,
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oh man yeah, those are called snickers now, they used to be marathons
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43,
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and how about opal fruits
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lolololololol TEAM SSG, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43,
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It's just started raining. You might want to bring your washing in from the line.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:32,
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You might want to keep your weather related laundry advice to yourself you meddling prick
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35,
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I just started wanking. You might want to bring YOUR washing in from the line.
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Fork : Killing time since, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:35,
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wait no its not what is this shit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:39,
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Yeah it just stopped again. I blame stuj.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:40,
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i just dont get what this means what is going on
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:46,
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Well, you know, sometimes weather changes because of molecules and so forth.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:55,
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Well look at Professor Science here!
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:12,
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He needs to stop cracking one off over shit movies and actually do some weather stuff, the dossing cunt.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:50,
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that's how i do my washing though
i hang clothes up when it rains then wait for it to dry
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:53,
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This makes sense.
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Fork : Killing time since, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:55,
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We've had hailstones and stuff here.
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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 23 May 2013, 12:56,
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Cool story bro.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:57,
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today was bin day, I don't know if they've gone out or not
you are fucking useless
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:47,
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ACTHUNG /TALK! TEAM MOON NAZIS NEEDS YOUR HELP*
www.indiegogo.com/projects/iron-sky-the-coming-race*
HELP money
GO TEAM MOON NAZIS!
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:04,
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nah, you're alright
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18,
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ROCKETMANN
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:22,
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:D
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:31,
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My Finnish mate already gave them money
Is that ok?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:26,
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:D
Hell YEAH The LOVELY Theo
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29,
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Not more of this nonsense, please
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:27,
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results not typical
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:28,
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Has science gone too far?!
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:51,
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fewer
Yeah, makes you change race and all by the looks of things
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:53,
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ROR
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54,
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YOU ARE WOMAN??
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:57,
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huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:02,
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fewer
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:34,
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Just because they wouldn't give you a free frisbee.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29,
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novelty flying disc
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:40,
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This is the kind of drivel that's going to go straight to a dark corner of Forbidden Planet shops and regularly glanced at by overweight, black t-shirted neckbeards.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54,
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YEAH!
better not have wiggers in this one.
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39,
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:D
It looks like there'll be DING-A-LIKES The LOVELY MONO!.
:D
Golden Bumholes all round!
:D
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:49,
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AMAZING!
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54,
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i dont get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39,
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WITHERER.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:50,
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i just need it explaining to me
what does it mean?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:56,
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typical jews
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:52,
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:D
LOVELY mongy
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:58,
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morning
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:39,
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yo
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mictoboy page 4, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46,
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get stuffed
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36,
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'ning
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46,
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yeah, you know it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36,
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yo
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Fu Manchu a new low, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46,
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sweet
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37,
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norming
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:58,
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morning, prick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37,
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pornring
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:50,
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Morning
So....Black Londoners, huh?
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:01,
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woah frisbee, don't be a nob
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:39,
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sorry about that
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:21,
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:42,
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Morning.
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:10,
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monotone
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:40,
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You're going to run out of these soon.
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:19,
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i'll just make them up when i do
you'll have literally no way to tell
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:21,
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Other than a dictionary you mean?
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MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:25,
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like anyone owns a dictionary
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:26,
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mmmmmmmmorning
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:38,
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yes bruv
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41,
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you knows it
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41,
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I'm in Gloucester. It's grrrrrrrrrrim
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55,
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Watch out for puddles
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:58,
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a nd doubles
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:17,
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Oh man, awkward situation this morning. I'm sat in my car outside the GP surgery where I'm supposed to be attending a study day on primary care research.
It's the same surgery that I agreed to work for 5 months ago but then I got offered a better job and slightly screwed them over when I said yes. I don't want to go in.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:53,
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grow some balls you faggot
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:01,
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what's the worst they can do? some sort of invasive anal investigation?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:07,
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morn
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 8:54,
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ing
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Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55,
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drimble
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:02,
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grim daaarn sarrf innit
grim up north too
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saintsandy, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:18,
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what's your opinion on the events in woolwich?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:20,
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grim
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saintsandy, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:25,
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alright
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:38,
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alright
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:50,
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alright
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:45,
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alright mongs
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:01,
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Totally waiting for a Morning thread, here
*taps foot impatiently*
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:23,
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