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Any of you hipster cunts smoke a electronic cigarette?
I started about 6 weeks ago. Doing he trick.

Any recommendations on the best oils?

Ta in advance.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:39, Reply)
started, as in, instead of normal cigs?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
Yes I might be a kiddy fiddler
But I am not a fucking monster!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:45, Reply)
well you never know these days do you

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:53, Reply)
This is true.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:06, Reply)
Snake.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:53, Reply)
What have I ever done to you?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:06, Reply)
SNAAAAAAKE!
/Col. Campbell
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:10, Reply)
Castrol GTX

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
no. and not hipster. cunt, perhaps.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:13, Reply)
I can recommend nectarine with a drop of JUSTSTOPFUCKINGSMOKINGALREADYFORGOODNESSSAKES

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:19, Reply)
What kind of ecig do you have? The weaker stick ones work best with thicker juices
Whereas the box types (with removeable batteries and the like) are a bit more powerful and work better with the thinner (high VG) juices.

This place is a good site for juices, there's a ton of choice and for the most part it's decent stuff, and the search refinement lets you narrow down particular flavour types, strengths, etc.

This site is alright too, they have a different juice on offer each week so you can give it a shot without spending too much or buy a lot if you like a flavour.

*awaits inevitable flaming*
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:40, Reply)
I dunnup whom

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:01, Reply)
Nerd alert
I just grabbed an Atari 130XE out of the bin hut in my apartment block. Still plastic wrapped, in its box, with the original price tag and cables and shit. Polish ebay says its worth about 100 quid.

What have you skanked for free like some unscrupulous bin-diving capitalist pigdog?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:46, Reply)
At my old flat in Bethnal Green, people used to leave stuff out at the foot of the stairs for a few days before binning them in case anyone wanted them
Over the 13 years I was there I acquired a couple of sofas, four chairs, a load of books, three acoustic guitars...all manner of stuff. I was so fucking broke it was a godsend.

No need for all that now thank fuck.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
Yer, our communal bins are like that
Warsaw's big on recycling so it's actually illegal to throw it away; you have to take it to one of the dropoff points. People would rather "donate" it than go through the hassle, and I'm like a bin-archaeologist.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:59, Reply)
BINdiana Jones!!!!
Raiders of the Lost Skip
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:15, Reply)
BINdiana Jones and the Temple of Recycling

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:16, Reply)
BINdiana Jones and the Last Collection Date Before Christmas

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:17, Reply)
:'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D :'-D

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:18, Reply)
You missed the best one
Bindiana Jones and the kingdom of the herring gull
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:11, Reply)
They used to do that in the street at my last gaff as it was one long road of tenements.
On my way to the chipper I saw a pair of Mission bookshelf speakers and decided to get them on the way back. Guess what disappeared in the 3 minutes it takes to get a battered sausage and chips?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
Maddie?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
When did mission make bookshelf speakers? I've been out of the hi-fi game for over 12 years

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:08, Reply)
the hearts and minds of a nation

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:52, Reply)
Are you Theresa May?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:28, Reply)
About 3000 copies of Windows XP. Which made a pretty penny.
Multiple laptops. An old Toshiba Satellite that still works to this day running Windows 3.11
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:58, Reply)
I pick up any money I find, money is money in my book which is probably a bit miserly
/ac
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:56, Reply)
THE MONEY BOOK

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:14, Reply)
Khaching

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:20, Reply)
Took a whole copper cylinder from outside a house being renovated.
Probably upset that plumber a bit. Scrap wasn't even that much.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:05, Reply)
A brass microscope, a 1/3 size replica human skull and various other stuff when I worked as a school lab tech.
A denim jacket when I worked at Cardiff Airport.
I don't know if any of that counts though, the school stuff I took before it actually got skipped and the jacket had been left in the locker I was assigned.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, Reply)
shit yeah that's a bloody good find,
you gonna start writing demos?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, Reply)
whenever i see a discarded CRT
i go through it and pull out all the ferrites
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:14, Reply)
Be careful of the teeth

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:19, Reply)
i said CRT not shark

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:21, Reply)
Poor spacefish

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:19, Reply)
oi he benefits from the common mode noise suppression just as much as i do

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, Reply)
I can't believe he calls you that, he's a good fella

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:41, Reply)
A complete, new set of Teflon pans;
a black leather satchel bag in perfect condition that became my laptop bag for the next five years; and an exercise bike that just needed a new battery for it to work fine. I did get a boatload of Tupperware boxes for free from my ex's uncle, who works in the transport business and said the client 'forgot about them', but he's a bit of a Del Boy so I'm not sure that counts.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:43, Reply)
why does an exercise bike need a battery

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:49, Reply)
For the display, innit.
So you can see how far you've gone, how many calories you've burned, what your heart rate is, etc.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
mate just put a dynamo on it

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
But how would you know where you've been

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:01, Reply)
take photos

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:07, Reply)
I never did, and i will not start now

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:13, Reply)
The room I stayed in over the weekend had a round bed, a mirror on the ceiling
and a huge mirror to the side. I could not stop humming Hotel California each night as I fell asleep.

Have you ever felt like you are in a porn film for the wrong reasons?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:38, Reply)
Only once
That time when I got bummed half to death by 15 gigantic darkies
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
you seem like the sort of person who might have an opinion on Five Guys

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
"10/10 - would be bummed again."

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:52, Reply)
basic burgers, very greasy
Overpriced.
Only thing that tempts people is to have ALL THE TOPPINGS

The Nandos of Burgers.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:10, Reply)
yeah that's what i thought,
we went there on Friday after we got off the train in King's Cross, Ģ9.50 for a bacon cheeseburger and that didn't even include chips, i was thinking it better be a bloody good burger. Nope. It was fucking shit.

It's basically Burger King for hipsters with more money than sense. The place was full of dudes in suits that were a bit too small. Actually Burger King is better. They even fucked the drink up. I tried to get a Sprite out of the machine and it came out slightly brown and coke-tasting. The "bacon" was like fish food and the "cheese" was some weird non-Newtonian substance that melted as it cooled down.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:07, Reply)
also the surprise options for the fries were "salty" and "spicy"
so i said spicy cos i don't really like salt and it turned out the choice was actually between "salty" and "salty and spicy". I felt like i'd just eaten a bucket of salt for the rest of the day.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:12, Reply)
1*
excessive seepage
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Is this about someone's nan?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
After 5 Guys

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
never had one I'm afraid

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:06, Reply)
they have a silly name

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
Only once, that time I went to fix a cooker and got bummed half to death by 15 women with gigantic dildo

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:44, Reply)
dildae

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:47, Reply)
Dildæ

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)

👍
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:52, Reply)
When I was a building labourer
My team was renovating a block of flats, and while I was sanding down a windowsill I caught the eye of a buxom woman in a lower flat across the courtyard doing the washing up, and she caught my eye and winked and carried on soaping up those dishes with her boobs jiggling and my willy got a bit hard.

Then one of carpenters caught me staring and did the whole "phwoar eh cor, phwoar don't get many of them to the etc do ya now", and as I laughed embarrasedly at his working class patoir he suddenly switched to a stone cold voice and said "don't bother mate I fucked her last weekend, cunt like a windsock" and walked off.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)
Godby

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:47, Reply)
builders at a teabreak? it's like the International Godby Champtionships

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
I was told by one of the roofers that if I wanted, I could fuck his wife.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
Did she get a say in the matter?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:53, Reply)
You know, I never followed up on it.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:54, Reply)
"mmmmnnnnffff", probably

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
I inadvertently bought some polkski beer with honey in it.
I'm not saying it was horrible, but it did catch me off-guard.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
Which one?
I don't mind the occasional honey beer, but it has to be a dark beer otherwise its just sweet lager.

If it was the orange Lomza one, that's pretty rank.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
Perla I think.
It was more that i wasn't expecting it. I hadn't really noticed the 🍯 on there until I'd had a mouthful of it.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)

it's like the International
Champtionships Power
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
Yes!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:30, Reply)
When I temped on the weighbridge one of the lorry drivers asked me 'know a good place for some cunt?'
Then when asked where said 'on the end of ya dick' then merrily hopped in his wagon and drove off.

Another one showed me the fattest jazz-mag centrefold I've ever seen. He was driving someone else's lorry and showed it me and said 'thats fucking disgusting'. I didn't even know it was possible to drive a lorry off in disgust, but it is.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
RIP QOTW

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
These actually happened.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:56, Reply)
They're on the internet, now,
so they must be lies.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
I'd say 'Take it over to QOTW' but, well, you know.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
Talbot-Ponsonby has an arse like a windsock.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
no

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)
not sure

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:48, Reply)
I would never do porn for the wrong reasons

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:48, Reply)
don't do it for you
do it to support your family
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
you mean do i feel like i'm being constantly exploited?
yes
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
sexually and mentally

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
Sexentally? Mentexually?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:55, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:57, Reply)
Cool.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:58, Reply)
Is it any more exploitation than having to work as a waiter and deal with cunt customers all day?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
having never done either, yes

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, Reply)
you're such an old stick-in-the-mud

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
It's NOT exploitation Grrry, it's EMPOWERMENT.
Now, get that Fench Maid outfit on, we haven't got all day, and you've got three more bukakke scenes to do before the double anal finale.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:08, Reply)
ok, ok
but I want to note that I'm doing this because it's MY choice, not yours
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
A Serbian director optioned my memoirs.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
yes, but it all worked out ok because my washing machine actually got repaired

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:07, Reply)
and you do a good job at bleaching your anus

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)

bl r
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:14, Reply)
I think its previous dark colour was putting some people off

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
It was a problem
telling how many dark penises were it in at a time.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:29, Reply)
Were it in at a led it off the road?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:34, Reply)
I hope so

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:35, Reply)
Always with the sex aren't you, sex this, sex that , sex the other

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
and it's all on a family forum

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:35, Reply)
I think they should make it over 18 now

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:41, Reply)
I'm all for this and that,
but I don't care much for the other.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
Everyone needs a hobby

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
Nah, just for the right reasons.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
it's the best way I know to fund my crack habit

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
I've got to keep team spiders in curds and whey somehow.
And those pebbles for my penguin harem don't come cheap either.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
not so easy to steal them from little girls sitting on tuffets any more

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
a workman did once pop in whilst i was undressed

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
fnar fnar 'pop in'
:D
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
nothing like that
he just came to give my damaged socket a good seeing-to
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Gneee.
:D
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
he gave it a right good poke with his phillips head

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
Squarf.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
the housing was bent, so he whacked in a new box, too

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
I like it when they finish off
with a fat line of builderīs caulk on your facia board
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
i like it when you get a polite one
who leaves it as tidy as he found it
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)


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(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
^ deadly little Miho

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
IT'S A SYMBOL OF PEACE, HACKSHULLY

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
Yeah, my boy drew one on the back of his hand, and went for the "it's a symbol of peace" defence.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
I've had the "but dick is a boy's name!" defence
children are horrible, aren't they
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:00, Reply)
Secretary for our local Scouts is named Dick.
Surname "Short", which caused the boy no end of merriment when flicking through the AGM minutes.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:09, Reply)


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(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
show off

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:41, Reply)
wanna cyber?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:43, Reply)
obvs

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)


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(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:50, Reply)
i think we have a winner here

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
YES

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(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
that's basically what i'm knitting

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:58, Reply)
Bloop?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:13, Reply)
not quite
splatoon squid for my niece, should be finished by wednesday, then i've got to do the joker
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:16, Reply)
Love it!
Splatoon is a right laugh.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:20, Reply)
never played it
but it's only a few colours and it'll fit her bed, so i said i'd do it
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:28, Reply)
lol, I love Fawlty Towers!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:12, Reply)
Hullo chum's, Richard here.
How's this week shaping up for ya? I'm off to bank my inheritance cheque this morning which is nice. Other than that it's hopefully going to be a pretty quiet week - not to be an ingrate but I am rather looking forward to my inlaws buggering off later in the week. Missus's birthday on Friday.

How r u lol
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:13, Reply)

rather really
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:14, Reply)
holding a candlelight vigil for TimChuma

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
I'm alright mate.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
thanks for acknowledging my rat joke m8
means a lot
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
it's what we do here
we're one big family
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)

fami wil
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
I suppose if you guys join your willies together
you'd have one normal-sized willy to share
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
we're like a kind of penile Voltron

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:57, Reply)

Voltron Captain Planet
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:00, Reply)
I'm due an inheritance some time this year too
in a story that reads like a monopoly "Chance" card, my grandmother's childless cousin carked it and left his multi-million estate to my grandmother's kids, of which my Dad is one and he's decided to shunt his share down a generation.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
Nice

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
yer
I don't like taking money from my Dad but this time around fuck it, he didn't earn it, he's got enough already, I need more passports.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
i haven't had any inheritance for ages, i must be due some

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:52, Reply)

off
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)
Busy, as per.
You can all rest easy, knowing that your taxes are working hard.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
Good. Went on a curry cookery course and cooked some nice stuff that I'll be doing again in the future.
Key learning: there's an extra R in tuRmeric I was unaware of.

P. S. Gonna have dal raita for breakfast I reckon.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
One of my pet hates is people who pronounce it 'tumour-ic'
It drives me irrationally mad
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
i just call it "yellow"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
When I read your posts, MGT, I imagine them being spoken by BMO from Adventure Time
And please know that I mean no offence by this
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
absolutely none taken

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
Yesterday I forgot the word apron
I had to point at it, and say "this thing"
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
"pinny"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
Honestly, my brain is really in and out at the moment
Not as bad as when I got that insect bite, and kept forgetting where I was, but still.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
I had a student that called it "pron"
cos 'the' and 'a' don't exist in Polish, and she thought that the statement "this is my apron" had a grammar mistake in it.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
oh

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
I don't think I've ever wore an apron in my own kitchen.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
I object to changing halfway through the day because I have flour all over me

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
yeah yeah Mr Montana, "flour"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
If I'm cooking the chances of me going out and seeing anyone who would think less of me for being covered in flour are slim.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
But then the rest of my house would get flour on it
I don't want to spread flour everywhere. FLOUR.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
If you make your own pasta or bread it's essential

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:55, Reply)
have you got a sausage apron?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
No, I'm just pleased to see you

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)


(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:11, Reply)
sorry, it's just that no-one's ever said that to me before

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:12, Reply)
^ this with fucking bells on

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:20, Reply)
bells?
is it this apron?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:54, Reply)
why has she got Pete's Dragon's willy on her head?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:59, Reply)
What's that thing you...dig food with?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
and that place where our couch and tv are

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:37, Reply)
argh, the fact that both these quotes are slightly off is filling me with nerd rage

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:54, Reply)
I was doing that, because I didn't know about the extra R.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
I call it "shit-fuck-cunt-powder"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:44, Reply)
That is ketamine

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:35, Reply)
alright,
been away for the weekend, it was good.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
where'd ya go?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
Epping-Ongar diesel gala

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
+ oo ee oo ah ah ting tang

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
a bit like that, yeah

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:37, Reply)
everybody talk about, pop music

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:46, Reply)
diesels in a half shell

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:07, Reply)
I've had better Mondays, Richard.
Not helped by the sort of dizzying inertia that sets in when you know you have to change careers but you don't know what else you want to do. Not only is my current pay crap, my bosses treat me like a trainee or something: they've just spent ten days in Brazil for a wedding, and when I asked them if it went well, they just said "Yeah." Then they called their clients and service providers and yakked on for 20 minutes about what a great holiday they had.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:36, Reply)
did you not read any of the advice you were given earlier?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:44, Reply)
Hahaha.
This is where I get called a milquetoast for not wanting to end up with a nice framed P45 in my hands.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:46, Reply)
yet you want to leave that job and you admit you need a kick up the arse doing so
So there's no downside to complaining to your managers about your unreasonable workload.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:50, Reply)
I also really want toast now
I've not had bread for three weeks.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:51, Reply)
I'm writing to the local chamber of commerce and industry at the moment.
They should be able to put me on the right path to getting in touch with international companies who need language people.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:54, Reply)
I think I have pneumonia again Richie Rich. I am hoping I don't.
I don't think my poor nan had any money to leave to anyone.

Although I have had work confirm that I can have the first two weeks in July off and the first week in August off.

So that's nice. Now I need to find a holiday for ten days or two weeks for myself and then big family holiday at the beginning of august.

Any suggestions?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:12, Reply)
considering your current state
Ten days sitting in a wheelchair on Bournemouth seafront is all your body can probably take.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:16, Reply)
Fuck I am hoping come July I will be in much better health.
But then again I have never been to Bournemouth.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:18, Reply)
Will you be able to take your son?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
On the family holiday he is coming with me.
I could do one week away with him in July and then one week on my own. That would be ideal.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:23, Reply)
Seaside?
Pembrokeshire is lovely.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:32, Reply)
lol u r wel fit
lol
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
I no lol

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
not great, man
just realised that due to a fuck up on my part, i'm only going to get paid for 3 weeks of work in my next paycheck. can i have your inheritance please?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:28, Reply)
the only inheritance I can give you is love

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:30, Reply)
oh man, how come?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:30, Reply)
where i was in on my own, running around trying to run the department i've only worked in for a few months, i missed a deadline to submit my timesheet
then it was the bank holiday weekend and by the time i was back in on tuesday, it was too late. i'm pretty annoyed with myself
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:40, Reply)
ah shit
well, lesson learned
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:47, Reply)
indeed
i was on track to get a switch as well. now i'll have to use those savings
*double thumbs up*
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:57, Reply)
Ah, that's crap, that is.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
sure

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
thx ma8

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:40, Reply)
morning
shaved into an aesthetically pleasing style for garidead
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:31, Reply)
No point greeting gari - no doubt he's been kidnapped, already.
Morning, all.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:37, Reply)
I feel sad for the kidnappers
since no-one will care enough to pay the ransom
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:51, Reply)
maybe they enjoy cutting bits off people

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:56, Reply)
I find more fun sewing them back together again

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
although it's a murder finding those little white stickers that you used to put around hole-punched paper
since Woolworths closed. They're great for stopping the flesh from tearing when you tighten the threads.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
Use sail eyelets, much sturdier.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
I live 400km from the coast, in the middle of Europe's largest plain
they're not exactly easy to get here
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
Hi

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:46, Reply)
wotcha

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:51, Reply)
Good weekend?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:29, Reply)
not bad
filmed another lego project, saw some family, lost some weight. You got that bike running yet?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
Not quite .
Did an oil change on Sat, cleaned and reset the carb and took it out. Ran like a dream. Went out again on Sunday and it ran fine for an hour and then just started missing and stalling and wouldn't idle, even pinking a little. Pulled the plug and it's black and sooty, so it's running way too rich and probably a bit hot.

I think it's partly my fault, I keep forgetting you can't just cruise to a stop with the throttle closed as it won't get enough air. Probably need to pull the exhaust and get all the carbon deposits as well, I know it's not such a big deal with modern petrol, but it won't hurt.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:01, Reply)
Oil change? I thought it was a two-stroke.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:03, Reply)
Wet clutch. Gear oil

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
gay sex

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:10, Reply)
Leather and a big helmet

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:13, Reply)
phwoar

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:12, Reply)
Turtle Power!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)

i.imgur.com/rFnqQFd.jpg
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:30, Reply)
you wouldn't harm a fly

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:40, Reply)
Hi everyon'e

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:32, Reply)
he'il

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:40, Reply)
I read this in the voice of Stiletto from Danger Mouse.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:45, Reply)
wooooooooo

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:49, Reply)

w p
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
don't put words into my mouth, m8
words poo
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
don't mess yourself

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:03, Reply)
I'll try :(

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Sorry you didn't survive the weekend, Mr Hats.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
it's the tablets, Ems
they make me go sideways
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
^ ain't drinking no fucking Merlot

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:56, Reply)
uh huh

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:18, Reply)
Alright Spanishfly

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
ghostly woo or flaming bender woo?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
More like a dizzy, spinny woo

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:54, Reply)
Tommy Roe or Vic Reeves?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
yer

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
Mike Melvoin and the Deadbeats

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:01, Reply)
The Ventures
ffs how many times?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:26, Reply)
no way am I doing five days this week
I've got too used to a four day week now
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:49, Reply)
you get back to work before I beat you

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
well ok, but I'm not coming in on Wednesday

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:57, Reply)
Take next Monday off.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:51, Reply)
that's not this week

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:58, Reply)
I'e got next mon and weds off
but not tuesday
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8067742
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
You'll have to wait until Harry gets married
we'll have another couple of short weeks
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:09, Reply)
Corbyn says we'll get a bank holiday every week if he gets elected

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
I'm aff today. Get it wrapped right round you.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:19, Reply)
Yarss, back in the office to get chewed out for not doing three people's jobs properly.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:18, Reply)
don't be passive aggressive m8
if they try and bollock you, say clearly that they'll get three people's work when they pay three people's salary, and until then they should accept that some work will be delayed.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:20, Reply)
They seem to have more or less got their heads around that concept, but it's not stopping them bitching and moaning.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:29, Reply)
Just be really shit at everything they ask you to do.
Eventually they will stop asking you to do it.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
They will also stop paying me.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)

i.imgur.com/k4BE1xv.jpg
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:50, Reply)
tell them to shut the fuck up unless they want to do the work of four people

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
The thing is that they can't do my job and I can't do theirs.
Of course, they got me to do their jobs anyway when they fucked off on holiday for a fortnight.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:47, Reply)
Go to HR and tell them that your boss asked to touch your willy
you're welcome
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
^this

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
Just start crying and say that you've been trying your hardest but it's just that you're going through some personal stuff right now

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:42, Reply)
^not this

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:45, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, it's very much a last resort

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, Reply)
Ask which one of them is the hardest, and punch the first one who speaks
then ask who's the second hardest
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:43, Reply)
classic Douglas Hurd technique

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
that man was fucking nails

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, Reply)
tell them you've been confused about your gender identity and are thinking of undergoing reassignment

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
"I've tucked it in today, but tomorrow is going to be a different kettle of fish."

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, Reply)
Ask them if this is a race thing

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, Reply)
They'd just say "Yeah, the RAT RACE" and give each other high-fives.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)

the
RACE FANS
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
:)

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:09, Reply)
insist that all the work has been done and that if they can't see that it's their problem not yours

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:50, Reply)
just light up a cigarette at your desk and stare them out without saying a word

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
get your willy out and see where that goes

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:52, Reply)
Second willy reference so far in this thread; good job we're deciding by consensus.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:56, Reply)
Take a shit in the wastepaper bin without breaking eye contact

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:54, Reply)
add noises if you wish
that ramps up the intensity
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
In business, it's known as 'power-grunting'

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:57, Reply)
How to succeed in business, for howler monkeys

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
Aga do do do push pineapple up your bum

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
jesus

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:59, Reply)
aight

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
what time do you call this?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:17, Reply)
mid morning i suppose, although i don't tend to classify it

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
Pre-morning hello an´ tha
Brazil is nice and warm. I am enjoying the beer and food but am a bit out of sync so please write something witty and welcoming on my behalf for the next few morning threads.

Ciao
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 3:01, Reply)
Why the fuck have you gone to that shit hole?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
Because

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:32, Reply)
He'

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
hello there

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
Yo

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:06, Reply)
alright richARD

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:04, Reply)
Sup nig

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:07, Reply)
nutin blood, s'all good in the hood

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:16, Reply)
I think I have pneumonia again. Is that Fucking Possible?
I have been really good lately as well
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:47, Reply)
No fly don't worry.
Thanks guys.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
Lol needy beaker

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:31, Reply)
Spanishfly interferes with children

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:31, Reply)
Relapse The LOVELY Span Eff.
*Applies Magic Internet Duvet of Comforting, Antibiotics and Span Effdering+1*
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:54, Reply)
I've just been to see 'Life', with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Walked out after not even an hour because it was shit.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:48, Reply)
Don't worry Guardians 2 is out next week.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:11, Reply)
I know; I've already got my ticket for the avant-première on Tuesday.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:16, Reply)
You want to watch Get Out

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
Yeah, that's definitely on my 'to watch' list.
It's taking a bizarrely long time to come out over here, for whatever reason.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:52, Reply)
Why so bad?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:02, Reply)
hola

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:05, Reply)
i hope you've all been playing Shunty Train by the way
www.b3ta.com/links/Shunty_Train
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:43, Reply)
I was up in Edinburgh earlier, seen a load of druids up at that Calton Hill practicing for next weekend.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:58, Reply)
ah,
we've been down in That London
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:31, Reply)
Alright.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:13, Reply)
Ye

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:26, Reply)
'Ning The LVELY Beefy!
'Ning The LOVELY /talk!
I have made the mrs watch The Butcher Of Prague with me.
*Prouds*
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
Yo

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:02, Reply)
Morning

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 7:15, Reply)
Praise Jesus.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:06, Reply)
morning monster munch

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:20, Reply)
St George's parade, today.
I get to abandon my kids in a Catholic church. :/
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
And what do they get?
It's ok, we all know what they get.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
Spaniel
I've been looking into making a DIY online will this morning.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:42, Reply)
Nice morbid start to half my weekend

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:44, Reply)
Also researching Persian stews

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:48, Reply)
Making a DIY?
A DIY what?
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
A will. Making a will without paying a solicitor

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
Where there's a way, there's a will.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
What are you going to be leaving me?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
At the bus stop.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
I've already bagsied his record collection
I'm prepared to fight his widow if need be
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
He's burning it all so no one gets it

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:09, Reply)
You know Richard's penchant for all things breakbeat?
He's gonna leave you beaten and broken.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
I gave Gormeh Sabzi a go, it came out like mulch and tasted not too dissimilar.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
Make sure you stipulate what sort of icon manolith should implement for your bereaved /talk buddies.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)

👻
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:41, Reply)
we already have one of those, dingus

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:49, Reply)

🛎
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 12:11, Reply)

🚾
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:50, Reply)

🔔🔚
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
lol, he certainly is a "right clapper"!

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:57, Reply)
the arrow points left and the bell is on the left
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SO SHIT AT DINGBATS/LIFE
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)
Do you need to have "L" and "R" written on the backs of your hands?
Edit: Weird, it's a right arrow when viewed on my tablet, but a left arrow on my phone. It's bad enough having my own posts rendered nonsense by autocorrect, but this is just crazy.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:07, Reply)
it's just started snowing
this is taking the piss
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:57, Reply)
I've just made a blow dart gun thing.
It's surprisingly accurate and powerful. Have you made anything today?
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:43, Reply)
A mess mostly

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:42, Reply)
Pigs
in space.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:41, Reply)
A splattery mess in the khazi
Rich Californian reds and spicy Vietnamese grub make for a deeply troubling lavatory experience
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:49, Reply)
some software I use a lot has forced a new version with a complete redesign
so I've made lots of petulant ineffectual fists which I've waved at my monitor while sobbing copiously.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:50, Reply)
Vi doesn't have this problem #justsaying

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
I regularly make a bald man cry.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 22:56, Reply)
yes

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:11, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 7:01, Reply)
I guess so.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 7:52, Reply)
this is not up for debate

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 8:01, Reply)
yawning
have a splendid Earth Day!
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 8:37, Reply)
What exactly is a buffalo stance?

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:24, Reply)
It's how you stand so you can clean your feet in the washbison.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:47, Reply)
Get out

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
Lol gud 1 m8

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
Vg

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
🐃
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:52, Reply)
Don>Neneh>Eagle Eye

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
^

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
That akward squat when you're shitting into a wheelie bin.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
*parp*

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
My nan left me five grand.
Nice one grandma
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 10:54, Reply)
My nan passed away thing morning. 6:30am.
Bad tiomes.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
You have my condolences

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
And you mine.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
huh, I wondered why she hadnvt made our usial post coital breakfast this morning
My condolences
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
I got a sum total of £800 from all my grandparents (all dead before I started secondary school).
I think I spent it on university fees, when I retook the first year.

You win this one, mcbeef.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
Just treated myself to some blue Adidas Gazelle Supers
Might take my kid to America next year
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:30, Reply)
Good thing i don't care for either trainers or foreign travel,
else I'd be rather envious.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:32, Reply)
My brother is telling me to put a proportion of it into an account for kiddo's higher education
This is sensible I suppose
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:38, Reply)
Buy a Rolex from the year she was born , put it away or you wear it, then gift it on her 18th

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
My kids all got ISAs, after the Child Trust Fund scheme was shut down.
Only time I've ever had to invest money in stock portfolios, very confusing.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 15:42, Reply)
It sure is buddy

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 10:40, Reply)
don't call me buddy, pal

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)

p you can call me
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
No it isn't

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah. I think I might have watched that Kirsten Dust video a few more times too many.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)

?
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:02, Reply)
Nope, Sailor Moon costume with some upskirt flashes, so NSFW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
For those that don't wan't to click its grown up Kirsten Dunst with blue hair in Tokyo in a Sailor Moon costume singing the Vapours 'Turning Japanese' and surprisingly good.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
Needs more tentacles

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
There is probably a video of that out there, but I ain't looking for it.
Everyone knows that Dunst loves UToL
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
I really regret clicking that

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
Aye, she's a good looking lass and I love a lot of things about Japan
But I've never been one for that kawaii nonsense. Also it sounds like Avril Lavigne
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
Bovril Latrine *I* call her!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
you don't want to know what she calls you

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
I quite like Avril Lavigne.
There. I said it.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:25, Reply)
There is a black metal cover out there somewhere Grrry.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:24, Reply)
meh

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
Alright /talk friends.
What are you all drinking this evening?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
evening, spanishly
just drinking some cola.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:46, Reply)
Very nice Mr Pecker

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:24, Reply)
Three glasses of weak orange squash, so far.
I'm parched, for some reason.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:27, Reply)
You are Simon Quinlank AICMFP.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:46, Reply)
Asda own orange squash is underrated

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:49, Reply)
Cheap squash sets off my asthma.
I'm now enjoying a pint of ale.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:00, Reply)
Hey small world...I have asmtha too
There is no way in the world "cheap squash" sets your asthma off. That's psychosomatic right there
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:15, Reply)
No, seriously, I'm allergic to E110.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:41, Reply)
I'm not asthmatic but I've found my lungs start feeling itchy if I drink lemon barley water.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:06, Reply)
So I don't. I drink beer instead, because I'm not eight fucking years old.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:06, Reply)
Lemon Barley Water is second only to Pink Grapefruit in the squash stakes.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:45, Reply)
Hahahaha spazzy 8 year old

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:49, Reply)
Stop fantasizing, you.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:57, Reply)
You fucking hipster

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:24, Reply)
I am allergic to sylacylic acid.
That's in Fucking everything. I don't avoid everything because of it
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:24, Reply)
I've painted that on more than a few warts,
but it's never been as effective as just digging them out with a knife.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:44, Reply)
Genital?
You missed the word "GENITAL" out of that post
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:49, Reply)
Oh, come ON Span Eff. You only dig out genital warts with a spork. as any fule kno

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:30, Reply)
SpanFlam
Nothing heavy, couple of standard beers
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:37, Reply)
Standard
I have quit drinking
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:48, Reply)
Good lad

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 6:42, Reply)
Spicy Rum with passion fruit flavoured Sunny Delight.
'Ning The LOVELY Span Eff. 'Ning The LOVELT /takl.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:43, Reply)
Hey, stuj.
I'm surprised to hear that Sunny Day is still available.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
It might not be. I stocked up on a few vatfulls of the stuff a few years back.
This was when they said they were gonna use less sugar and e numbers.
I reckon I've got enough left for forever because it never goes off. Also, when my liver explodes I can preserve it in the stuff.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:57, Reply)
Remember when Tizer switched from "sugar and e-numbers" to "natural flavourings"?
That was a fucking travesty.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:50, Reply)
Nah. THat's a memory I had erazed.
Like how Marathons are STILL Marathons and Opal Fruits are STILL Opal Fruits and fuck any foreing cunt who tries to tell me diffrent.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:29, Reply)
Fresh with the tang of citrus, four refreshing fruit flavours

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 5:09, Reply)
All of it m8
Fucking all of it
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:55, Reply)
water with lemon juice
My gig was pretty good
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:51, Reply)
Then why the shuddering FUCK aren't you CELEBRATING GRRY?
BOOZE UP AND TRASH THE PLACE! THEMS THE RULES!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:31, Reply)
Hi everybody
I just wanted to say that...even though we don't always get on...and we..we sometimes disagree about things...I just...oh geez...I just wanted to say...I...I really really hate you. x
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
I will mate
I will
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
If I ever thought about you
I'd probably hate you too
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:05, Reply)
You think about me more often than you care to admit
and I think that scares you a little. Makes you feel uncertain of who you really are, and what you're really about.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
I know what *you're* really about, m8
You're really about to get a smack in the fackin' maaf
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
I'm a pussycat, m8
I'm a doll-baby
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
no ur not m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
I am so
I once patted a dog. Wasn't even my dog!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:35, Reply)
Righto, Godby

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
I wish my girlfriend was hot like Two Hats.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
oh

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
^ worse than TimChuma

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:14, Reply)
I don't know who that is, but he sounds great

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
the best, m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
oh man! I missed it!
www.b3ta.com/talk/8067590
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:26, Reply)
A dark day for b3ta.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
I'm never going on holiday again

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:36, Reply)
Don't worry, you can still read about him on his website.
timchuma.com/about.htm
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:24, Reply)
TimChuna was a GOD!!!!!
Do not insult him. He might leave FOREVER!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:29, Reply)
Too late m8
He gawn.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
I know.
I still miss him
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
Fuck right off mate.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:38, Reply)
I didn't mean you, m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:39, Reply)
amen

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
So they're making the Wheel of Time into a TV series

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:41, Reply)
Who?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:43, Reply)
they are

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:45, Reply)
Sony's producing it, and apparently being adapted by a screenwriter whose credits include some episodes of Chuck and Agents of SHIELD

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:16, Reply)
I gave up on Agents Of Shield shortly after the English girl came back from whatever planet she got stranded on.
It was amazing how they'd managed to suck all the joy out of the shows premise. I hear that they've got Ghost Rider as a recurring character, now, but I can't be arsed to go back to it.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:36, Reply)
I quite like that Jessica Jones, partly because I *love* a good noir and partially 'cos I'd like to do a sex on her what's in it.
She's got that moody vibe like Lauren Bacall had.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
Sorry lady boarders.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
I enjoyed the Jessica Jones series, but did find it somewhat heavy going - it could have used a breather episode, away from the main storyline.
Season 2 of Daredevil was similar, in that respect. Loved Luke Cage, though, and don't really understand the bad press that Iron Fist has been getting.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:38, Reply)
Hope it's better than the Shanara TV adaptation.
That was cack.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:45, Reply)
It'll go one of two ways
They'll cut loads out to make it accessible to people who haven't read the books, attracting the ire of people who have.

Or

It'll be so long winded and dragged out like the books that most people will be turned off by the snails pace of the plot, cancelled after a couple of seasons
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
I sort of gave up after the third book
it's all contrived bollocks
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
Name a fantasy series that isn't
I've said a few times I really liked the series as a whole, but it couldn't work as a live action series unless every actor devoted over a decade to their role given the length
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:49, Reply)
Harry potter

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:09, Reply)
Everything after Goblet Of Fire is terrible.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:38, Reply)

Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:39, Reply)
Get fucked you bent cunt

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, Reply)
amen

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
There's no place on this board for your homophobia m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
No one wants your hate crime here, GEORDIE

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
THOSE MENNNNN......

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
EGG NOG?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
It's *your* vase, William.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Right, I'm off
enjoy your evening everyone, and drink responsibly
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:49, Reply)
Will do :(

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
I won't spill any...Oh hahaha

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:51, Reply)
you ain't the boss of me

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:02, Reply)
That's right - *I* am.
NOW SQUART LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SQUARTED BEFORE!
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
Sir, yessir!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
already got my pint
There's loads of fat goths here, it's great
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:02, Reply)

t's great fit right in.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:08, Reply)
too fucking right

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:12, Reply)
Including you?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:16, Reply)
alright, Two Hates

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:21, Reply)
that last thread was a bit John Cage
Weekend plans?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
Inlaws are around, so nowt major
Kid tomorrow night so prolly do a roast dinner on Sunday. Missus wants to start a low booze, low cal diet as of next week to compensate for the alcoholocaust and fooOOOood extravaganza of the past week. :(((((
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
you gotta stick with it
I've been on this diet for three weeks now and despite no booze and no carbs my weight loss plateau'd after a week because really it's just water bloat.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:59, Reply)
And it would probably affect you even more because eating is one of your hobbies

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
I walk 10k a day 5 days a week, I don't need to diet
I'm naturally pretty slim anyway
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:40, Reply)

l n
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
lol, "snim"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
He's the real snim shady.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
Shandy, more like.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
+ hand

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:02, Reply)
lol, onanism

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
Looks like they might be pitting monkey magic on air again.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
The original?
There's a newer version on YouTube which looks interesting but so far from the missus' interest that I've only seen a few minutes.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
Not sure. If they've got the rights to make a new one, might have the rights to air the old stuff too.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/cult-eighties-tv-show-monkey-rebooted-netflix/amp/
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
lol, whipped

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
I prefer 'considerate'
She doesn't make me watch her gruesome true crime programmes either.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
GOOD CROIMES

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
I think me and the order half could easily cite the other's TV habits as grounds for divorce.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
I guess I'm quite lucky then
we like (and dislike) pretty much all the same stuff.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
We only really differ in our guilty pleasures.
Her default for "there's nothing good on, so this will make fine background noise" is itv3, I'd be more likely to have the Horror channel.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
Drinky drinky fall over

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:58, Reply)
I saw
this and figured it was a post from your future son
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
I'm infertile mate. Bit insensitive

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
like your penis, I suppose

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:26, Reply)
you do?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, Reply)
only in the facebook sense

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
Although I did own an sr250 at one stage.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:22, Reply)
My uncle used to call it "pissy cacky fally downy"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:01, Reply)
Incontinence is no laughing matter

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
it is a bit, m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
Well, a bit

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
It reminded me of those [deleted] threads on Reddit.
It's shaping up to be a quiet one for me this weekend. There are drinks organised to commiserate the incoherent clusterfuck that is the first round of the presidential elections on Sunday, but I'm undecided about whether to go. Lol, undecided, like in politics, lol.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
Supposed to be a ruby at the inlaws tonight, and a bbq for my folks on sunday
but at the moment, I'm awaiting the sweet relief of the grave
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, Reply)
I suppose I could power through tonight, then just rest all day tomorrow
might just work
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, Reply)
Also, I've just eaten a lot of raw fish
so who knows how that'll pan out
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:07, Reply)
RIP :(

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Ah well, I've had a good run

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:17, Reply)
got the runs, more like

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
life begins at 40

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
40 inch waist more like!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:29, Reply)
strikethrough penus

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:30, Reply)
you would be able to shove your length in a sperm whale's blowhole

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, Reply)
Yes
but should I?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:34, Reply)
defo

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
I agree
How many times is that opportunity going to present itself?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:39, Reply)
twice in your lifetime

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
probably five times for the rest of us

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
Twice is enough, really

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:52, Reply)
If you're sure

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
You go for it, mate
Fill your boots, hahahaha
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
nope

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:09, Reply)
When does fishing start?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
there is no closed season on enclosed waters, only rivers

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Gets a bit chilly though, don't wanna catch a cold.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
They don't feed much when it's cold, been a few times recently, bit quiet still

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)

closed season on enclosed waters Dana

rivers Zuul
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
taming my shrew

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
you dirty sod

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Bit tautologous, m8.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:56, Reply)
it lasted longer than 4'33

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:25, Reply)
That's what she said

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
Nothing special.
Need to sign some papers for the solicitors, and look into ice skating lessons for the youngest. Oh, and book places at the South Coast Roll. Might need to do some digging in the garden in preparation for the new shed, too.

Sorry, did you want my "to do" list?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
I can't wait for AI to replace solicitors

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:07, Reply)
^ wants his own Gigolo Joe

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
I have no idea who that is

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
Jude Law was in the film "AI" as a sexbot named "Gigolo Joe".
It's a terrible film that's best avoided, so I don't blame you for not knowing the character.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
he's fit!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:00, Reply)
He's a good looking lad, I'll grant you.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
trips off this, nig

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
My intention to marry appt is tomorrow.
Then probably some brunch in Manchester.
Followed by a whole load of nothing
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
My commiserations to Appt.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
thanks hun xx

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
*mwah*

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
My missus got my name wrong at ours

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
Aw, just like Diana x
#PrincessOfHearts #NeverForget
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
"Ah, shit mate I forgot your name. What is it?"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
"I want to saaaayyy......Dan?"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
you can't laugh off "this ugly cunt" as a slip of the tongue m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
All you white people look alike.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Did you whisper to her "You know, off the internet?"?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
well you've had that many aliases on here.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
I'm going out to see Ghost in a few hours

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
you fucking massive fucking gaylord
no offence
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
Even I wouldn't go see that shite.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
On a school trip to Switzerland, we got to watch films of the coach's tiny TV.
Not sure who thought a group of teenage boys would want to watch Ghost but, if I'm honest, I think I enjoyed it more than I did Platoon.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)

Ghost, not Ghost
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)

Ghost Was
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:13, Reply)
That looks worse

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Really? Christ I saw them at a festival a couple of years ago and thought it was utter shite.
Are you sure you didn't mean to get tickets for GosT?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
Games of se Thrones?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:55, Reply)
OHHHHH... I thought he meant "the musical"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
I don't care what it is
he's still a gaylord
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
It's theatrical metal, it's for proper queers.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
god, I feel sick

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
have a poo that'll sort you out

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
I've tried that, and it hasn't worked

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
I couldn't get into their previous albums
but the new one grabbed me and I haven't been to a gig since the kid was born so I figured I've give them a punt.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
You'll hate it. There's some wanker in s stupid costume pinching about like a pope.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
Might go buy an oxygen electric bike , can't decide

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(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)
hahaha!
oh man, i'm glad i have a b3ta gold account so i can read this post
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
Typical mod abusing the b3ta g0ld privileges without paying

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)
it's the only perk of the job

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(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
^ Emperor's new thread

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:24, Reply)
You cheeky blighter!
Bit risque, non?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:26, Reply)
Have you seen what happened miss Simone?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
no real names pls

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
PS not yet, it's on Netters I think?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah, been meaning to give it a watch.
P. S. This might interest you, might not.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08n8q3f
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
looks bent

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
twee Scottish indiepop is of interest to me
but due to the participation of tedious bellend Peter Hook I may not listen to this
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
I've not watched it all yet but I caught half an hour of it when it went out and don't recall seeing him.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:18, Reply)

This thread is dedicated to tangles and Ugo Ehiogu.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:33, Reply)
:'(

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:35, Reply)
shame that

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:39, Reply)
zinger porridge, nyom
kfc.com.my/menu/in-store
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:33, Reply)
fuck that noise

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:39, Reply)
why though

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
because malaysia?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
bit racist

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:49, Reply)
i'm just trying to assimilate to the new society

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
why? what's malaysia with you?!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:51, Reply)
Malaysia? I hardly know's 'er!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:13, Reply)
what's the vegetarian option?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:15, Reply)
Just eat around the chicken, what's wrong with you?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
malnourishment :(

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
I understand
I'm feeling a week of vegetarianism would probably do me some good at the moment. Might start planning that now.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:23, Reply)
a weak of vegetarianism more like hahaha

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
haha ye

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
keeping this

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:41, Reply)
Do this mate, its a piece of piss and well nang.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/24/how-to-make-the-perfect-chana-masala

This is also good, I split the chillies and add some chilli powder to give it a kick though.
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paneerwithspinach_86756

Last time I only used one bag of spinach, turned out fine
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:41, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:56, Reply)
rice, mash potato, chips all that shit

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
you can say that again !!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:09, Reply)
My b3ta gold account lapsed and I can't afford to subscribe again. So now I'm sad.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:09, Reply)
BREAKING NEWS: PM visits closed pool 15 years ago
www.portsmouth.co.uk/heritage/may-dips-into-portsmouth-pool-campaign-1-7922405
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
I think it's safe to say that this experience had a significant influence on her decision to call this election

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
It's certainly explained her multiple U-turns
I trust her a little more now.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
that picture just screams 'strong, stable government'
we're in safe hands here
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:31, Reply)
"In 1982, there was the incident with the pigeon"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)
Hahaha crappy News can't even spell her name right, it's Teresa without an h.... typical lack of any kind of journalistic quality....

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
I'm surprised that no one's blamed the muslims for the pool being closed in the first place, to be honest

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)
the pool was haram-ful to the public!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
so yeah...

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
*pats shoulder*

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:30, Reply)
hey cool, if time travel gets invented, could zap there and give her a running bulldog into the empty pool

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
LIDODRIVER!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)
VINTAGE manolith

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
Remahnds mea the Haht Rahd

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
we gaht ourselves a flyin' prime minister maggle!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:16, Reply)
Lido and stitch-up, more like.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)

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