You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Post a new message | View older messages | Popular | Search

RIP Spectrum Design Man
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43907248
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:35, Reply)
lol dick

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:52, Reply)
dick in son

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:58, Reply)
Today's google doodle is in recognition of Fanny Blanker

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:09, Reply)
i bet it fucking is

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:19, Reply)
Personally I couldn't give a fuck

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:55, Reply)
and yet Bill Cosby lives
really makes you think
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:59, Reply)
Mother jugs and speed was alright , I've not seen it for 20 years tho

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:00, Reply)
sure
if you can call that living
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:20, Reply)
he might have been behind the spectrum, but you're definitely on it

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:24, Reply)
I naturally assume everyone who posts here is , why else do we bother

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:26, Reply)
i find the repetitiveness soothing

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:35, Reply)
my dog has autisms

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:36, Reply)
what a curious incident

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:37, Reply)
jesus you lurk for eleven years just to post that?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:36, Reply)
What a waste, should've posted this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd28AILNe_s
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:37, Reply)
he was already dead when he was born
#deep
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:45, Reply)
I think that's a Jesus thing

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:00, Reply)
Quiche
Hot or cold?
Edit: How you serve it, not its current standing in polite society
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:50, Reply)
hot if with chips, cold if with salad

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:57, Reply)
This is the correct answer

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:28, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had quiche with chips.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:56, Reply)
I squart on it until it gets to room temperature

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:00, Reply)
is that more of a balsamic glaze
or a simple jus?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:01, Reply)
defo balsamic

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:02, Reply)
you'll want some toasted sesame seeds with that

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:05, Reply)
braw!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:07, Reply)
Jus did 9/11

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:15, Reply)
RED WINE AND BEEF STOCK REDUCTION CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:17, Reply)
I fucking detest quiche.
It's one of only a very small number of things I won't eat. It's on a par with the spleen and trachea sandwich I ate in Palermo last year.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:07, Reply)
fucking povvo Italians and their offal
makes me want to shit blood
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:13, Reply)
might curl out a small blood-flecked stool of protest, myself

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:15, Reply)
eat sanguinaccio

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:18, Reply)
too sweet for me

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:20, Reply)
not fond of cinnamon myself, tbh

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:37, Reply)
Where do you stand on omelette pie?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:16, Reply)
You've just made that up

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:18, Reply)
is it like egg flan?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:19, Reply)
cake pie is real

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:21, Reply)
You're right, I made it up
The boys wouldn't eat quiche, but they'd eat omelette pie. Or Carbonara pie.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:23, Reply)
on top of it

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:19, Reply)
you should get Electric Head Funk back together for a benefit gig
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/railway
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:26, Reply)
we'd need a bigger venue than the Railway for that
www.treworgeycottages.com/useful-info/our-farm/
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:30, Reply)
Sorry to hear that McBeefs
I can't eat too much otherwise a round of eggy burps attack
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:29, Reply)
that genuinely makes me feel queasy

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:31, Reply)
gastritis?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:39, Reply)
I too find it fucking grim, egg flan can get fucked even with a fancy french name

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:07, Reply)
Maybe your wife was just trying to keep trachea.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:50, Reply)
I'm so buying some Snapchat specs
I'm all about snapchat and other various snapchat related activities
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:07, Reply)
Don't have a quiche, take your time and really enjoy it.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:22, Reply)
eaten out of the packet
standing in the kitchen in my pants
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:53, Reply)
you have a kitchen in your pants?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:07, Reply)
Is that a Liebherr SIGN 3556 Integrated Tall Freezer in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:13, Reply)
where did it all go wrong?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:07, Reply)
I'm starting a thread,
What you gonna do?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:04, Reply)
gay it up

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:07, Reply)
Taste the rainbow

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:28, Reply)
Might masturbate openly at my desk
at least that way I'd achieve something today
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:07, Reply)
foot wank yourself

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2589984
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:14, Reply)
Bad thread, bad thread, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? He's gonna come for you!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:24, Reply)
Spray it on your keyboard

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:28, Reply)
turtle power

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:47, Reply)
call you a shit-stinking pillock and make wanker signs at you

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:13, Reply)
Bit harsh
Can you check any mad polish eBay style things for a barrel and piston for a laura m48 engine? K thx.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:29, Reply)
I'll have a ganders, but don't hold your breath

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:42, Reply)
I'm going to push my tongue in front of my lower row of teeth, and push it against the inside of my lower lip
then smack the lump that it creates from the outside, while making a groaning sound. The intention of this is to imply that you are in some way mentally and/or physically defective.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:21, Reply)
that'll turn him on

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:25, Reply)
That'll turn me on

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:29, Reply)

in front of my lower row of teeth, and push it against the inside of my lower lip
then smack the lump that it creates from the outside, while making a groaning sound. The intention of this is to imply that you are in some way mentally and/or physically defective.
up a big smelly bum!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:03, Reply)
Look, I avoided putting "bottom row of teeth" for this exact reason!
This site, HONESTLY
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:14, Reply)
there's no escaping strikey-g!
ha ha ha! *whoooosh*
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:35, Reply)
shoe update: my replacement new shoes arrived
they're still a bit tight, but I'm going to persevere and see if I can break them in
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:27, Reply)
Cut off a part of your foot

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:30, Reply)
which part?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:40, Reply)
the outside

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:15, Reply)
I bet they are those pointy brogues estate agents wear

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:41, Reply)
they are kind of pointy but there is no broguing

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:50, Reply)
yeah chinny reck
"This is your ensuite. You can shit where you sleep."
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:09, Reply)
Get on the spomb

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:30, Reply)
what bait?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:53, Reply)
pigeon conditioner

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:56, Reply)
so THAT'S how they get their feathers all silky and glossy

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:05, Reply)
Good shout

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:10, Reply)
I dunno, eat some rice?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:49, Reply)
thread 1/10
thread with rice 2/10
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:53, Reply)
haha, like on Voat!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:16, Reply)
Post a reply in your thread.
There.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:54, Reply)
I'll post in here

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:09, Reply)
^prefers to be the postbox than the letter

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:41, Reply)
prolly piss up a weevil

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:14, Reply)
that takes skill and patience

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:15, Reply)
I'm dedicated to my craft

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:16, Reply)
^ half a pound of tuppenny rice

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:17, Reply)
Another micro brewery has opened round here, 4 doors down from a pub, first review ...
I got discharged from hospital on Sunday after Heart Surgery so I missed the opening on Friday. My brother made a special effort to take me here on weds 18/04/2018. We sat outside from 4pm until 4.35pm but there was no sign of it opening. We left very disappointed.Only to find later that the fault was on this site!! If you check out Facebook you will find that the opening times have changed to 5.30pm!!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:40, Reply)
always nice to go for a few beers after heart surgery, that's what I say

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:51, Reply)
Lazy cunt could have gone monday

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:54, Reply)
I've just got my court date: May 30th
Don't suppose I'll be seeing my kid this weekend now
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:55, Reply)
keep every sms you sent asking for access, plus proof of her responses (if any)
they will serve as strong evidence that she's deliberately using the child against you, which won't work in her favour.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:59, Reply)
and don't forget your Beeter freds.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:05, Reply)
I've (sporadically) kept a log of all the denied requests, changes to arrangements etc, for a couple of years

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:19, Reply)
Holborn? I used to work there , pendrels oak spoons just over the road

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:05, Reply)
nah Westferry

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:20, Reply)
Beyond my pub remit

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:23, Reply)
The Ship's alright but it's right next to my kid's house so will not be refreshing in there afterwards

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:24, Reply)
shit just got real yo

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:24, Reply)
yup
mildly shitting it now.

could do with a sherry to calm the old Peters*


*Peter Purves = nerves
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:28, Reply)
do it
do it hard
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:29, Reply)
sherry it right the fuck up

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:35, Reply)
you betcha

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:05, Reply)
whatever i chuffing well want, mush

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:26, Reply)
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I'm thanking you for being there for me.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:27, Reply)
*wipes away a tear*
beautiful!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
you're a lucky guy m8

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:39, Reply)
Hello shit-gibbon's, it's Richard here.
Haha, not Richard Gere, Richard HERE!!!!

How are you today? I feel a little delicate following some rather overzealous sherry research last night. But it's not all debauchery in the life of ol' Ricky, no sir. I am now in the TOP THREE PER CENT of 'Samsung Health' users. That's real, yo.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:01, Reply)
I have a feeling that perhaps the users of 'Samsung Health' are not very healthy

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:03, Reply)
I have a feeling that perhaps 'Samsung Health' does not take into account drink and drug intake

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:46, Reply)
Listen m8 I can tell that you're 'wel jel' here, just be honest

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:04, Reply)
wow samsung health
I mean, wow
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:06, Reply)
not just any old health m8

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
shit just got real

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
congratulations mat8!
i know you've been training for this for ages and we're all really proud of you
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:07, Reply)
+s

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
^

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:39, Reply)
First of all I'd like to thank God for giving me the strength to do this
But I'd also like thank my fellow boarder's on b3ta/chat for being there for me through thick and thin.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:10, Reply)
especially thick

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:13, Reply)
urgh

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:19, Reply)
thicc
as da yoot like to say
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:20, Reply)
when they say this
does it sound different to 'thick'?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:21, Reply)
there's all those "he protecc, he attacc" memes on imgur
so maybe "thicc" is pronounced thikt?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:23, Reply)
i don't think they're connected beyond being unbelievably stupid

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:30, Reply)
no, it's just a different way of spelling it that means 'generously bottomed'

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:30, Reply)
any idea why?
I mean, isn't 'thick' good enough?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
i guess maybe it's similar to 'phat'?
kids have been stupid for decades, m8te
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:45, Reply)
Surely they'd have to pronounce it differently?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:37, Reply)
maybe you should stay out of all conversations relating to spelling, grammar or pronunciation?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:45, Reply)
I can pronunciate just fine, thank you very much.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:52, Reply)
STOP BEING SO THEECC M*

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:36, Reply)
Do they?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:23, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:30, Reply)
I might get angry about Taylor Swift's face tattoo in a minute

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:33, Reply)
I'm old and out of touch, so I just might join you.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:37, Reply)
Well I think it suits her

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:05, Reply)
She'd make a good 'She-Wolf of the SS'

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:10, Reply)
I'd let her shit on me

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:32, Reply)
yeah, I'd be up for that
You know me!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:34, Reply)
if you could mark your territory using musk glands in your anal margin then which three things would you scent mark? I reckon I'd do Old Trafford, the Masjid al-Haram and Taylor Swift's tits
RIP Gilgamesh
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:42, Reply)
Say thanks
Crediting isn’t required, but is appreciated and allows photographers to gain exposure. Copy the text below or embed a credit badge
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:07, Reply)
thanks

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:12, Reply)
thanks

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:13, Reply)
thanks

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:42, Reply)
[credit badge]

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:43, Reply)
Not even got my Samsung health switched on, tbh.
Do you compare stats with other pirate wizards in the area?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:09, Reply)
Yes

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:12, Reply)
I'll wait til ive moved house.
People in poverty stricken areas end to exercise less, probably.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:22, Reply)
strava told me that I'm cycling faster on the good bit of road near my house
but then it also tells me I'm 996th out of the top 1000 riders on that stretch, which is a kick in the bollocks.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:19, Reply)
^ripping up the trails and splattering mud all over his lycra shorts

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:18, Reply)
I have not mcbeefed my shorts, thank you very much

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:36, Reply)
When I think Samsung, I think shiny, rounded, and full of crap,
so you probably are their idea of health.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:20, Reply)
The S9 is a lovely bit of kit.
Mind most of the decent stuff comes from Google.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:23, Reply)
I might get an S9 this year
but the wife just got the S7 Edge and that already seems like more phone than any human could reasonably want
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:24, Reply)
I have an S8 Plus and I'm very happy with it

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
My last one was an S9 so I was gasping for an upgrade.
I felt like a Victorian or summat.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:30, Reply)
like tax evasion
eerrrrrrmmmmm
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:27, Reply)
UH OH!!!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
I bet you have a Huawei

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:25, Reply)
which street slang for 'herpes that you got from noshing off your pet dog'

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:26, Reply)
My dog gets regular STI screens.
Clean as a whistle.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:53, Reply)
I know this is phone chat, but the P40 looks decent.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
If it's not <£200, I'm not interested.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:42, Reply)
HUAWEI THE LADS

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
DO A WEE, MORE LIKE
yes
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:34, Reply)
A literal pissing contest?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:38, Reply)
quite

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:39, Reply)
So you're healthier than a flatscreen telly? Nice one mate!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
Yeah, pretty cool, right?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:59, Reply)
healthier, but not as smart

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:34, Reply)
Has anyone tried plugging some tech into his HDMI ports?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:37, Reply)
Shoe... Ugh!
It's what Rich mcbeef does.
Rich mcbeef?
Yeah, an' he says if I don't do lots of shoe, when I grow up I'm only gonna be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:37, Reply)
How much dragon energy do you have?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:49, Reply)
Kayne the new Jaden Smith

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:50, Reply)
They do all look the same, don't they?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:56, Reply)
2nd bottom get

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:55, Reply)
4 cheeks upgraded to 6 on the nhs

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:57, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 6:41, Reply)
Morning
Taking the day off today. My headache seems to have reached a crescendo.
Alright?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 7:33, Reply)
I've got ill too
Manflu, but while dealing with an equally ill toddler it's a fucking chore
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 7:47, Reply)
When my eldest was about 3 months old
His mother and I both had a terrible bug that was going round. Explosions at both ends and random fainting. After three days we gave in and asked the in-laws for help. Bad times.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 7:56, Reply)
Yeah, we had that
This time around I had a work conference and my wife had mandatory workshops at exactly the same time, so the nipper chose that moment to get sick. I've roped in my sister in law this time.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:04, Reply)

in r

lol
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:31, Reply)
ha!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:36, Reply)
Well it's a 'lol' from me!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
keep hydrated

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:18, Reply)
Thanks m8, will do

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:30, Reply)

keep "Hail
+", whispered Spotty
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:32, Reply)
nice

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
Now THAT'S an ambitious crossover

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:40, Reply)
Everything ever invented will ultimately get shoehorned into the MCU while tickets are still being bought
Even you and me
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:17, Reply)
As a crime fighting super duo?
I LOVE it
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:22, Reply)
this in no way justifies your decision to start wearing your underpants outside your trousers

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:39, Reply)
If you can think of a better way of reducing how often I have to clean my underwear
I'd like to hear it
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:47, Reply)
eventually all media will reach a singularity and there'll only be one tv show and film series, with every original character ever conceived in it
that the whole world watches on netflix, while ingesting nutrient slurry
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:23, Reply)
which, in itself, would be a tv show I would watch

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:24, Reply)
imagine the season finale, when columbo and optimus prime finally kiss!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:25, Reply)
I want the Devils Rejects to show up in Pontypandy
get fucked up and do some fucked up shit
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:27, Reply)
you going to see a medicine man?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:41, Reply)
I must wait many moons
Tuesday is the earliest they can see me
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:42, Reply)
if you die before then
the NHS will have blood on their hands
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:45, Reply)
yeah but if your head's gonna explode, you should probably go to a walk-in

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:03, Reply)
strikey-g wank!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:04, Reply)
haha, good joke manolith!

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:07, Reply)
I bet he's on the fifth one of the day as we speak

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:08, Reply)
it's nature's painkiller

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:10, Reply)
he doesn't want to make his nubbin sore though

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:11, Reply)
Don't tell me what I do and don't want

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:13, Reply)
It's for your own good

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:14, Reply)
It's for YOUR own BAD
*sulks*
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:27, Reply)
Yeah well

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:13, Reply)
If I die, make sure I get an icon, yeah?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:14, Reply)
a pixel replica of anna chlumsky's ear?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:24, Reply)
ok, I'm rigid

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:27, Reply)
again?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:29, Reply)
you say that like I ever stopped

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:30, Reply)
I bet you go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:36, Reply)
oh, there's no notice m8

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:40, Reply)

a
Doctor Quinn
+wo
+ The Movie

*shrugs*
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:41, Reply)
there there

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:43, Reply)
*falls asleep*

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:45, Reply)

nn m

lol
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:54, Reply)
dirty m8
dirty
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:59, Reply)
morniNg

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:06, Reply)
alright trent reznor

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:14, Reply)
hey pig

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:19, Reply)

imgur.com/gallery/5tD2C
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:21, Reply)
I'd like to think that in between recording albums he just wanders around looking for occasions to ruin

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:26, Reply)
show me how to live

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:19, Reply)
HE IS RISEN

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:19, Reply)
you gave me life

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:21, Reply)
Wise fwom your gwave

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:27, Reply)
that sounds familiar

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:30, Reply)
so glad Chris Cornell died

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:37, Reply)
shit+fart=shart

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:32, Reply)
this might catch on

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:37, Reply)
grow up, you act like stupid kids

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
You do the math!
lol
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:43, Reply)
oh what a beautiful moooooooorning
oh what a beautiful day
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:09, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:10, Reply)
beauty is in the eye of the beholder m8

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:20, Reply)
oh god
You're not going to burst into song, are you?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:28, Reply)
it's more like a balloon slowly deflating than bursting

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:38, Reply)
hello. i've had a pretty productive morning
by which i mean i've written about 40 post-it notes
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:15, Reply)
By 'written' you mean arranged them so they look like an 8-bit Super Mario

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:23, Reply)
i wish
plus i only have lime green and hot pink
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:29, Reply)
Lets-a go....
get FABULOUS
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:29, Reply)
Hey look, manolith
Someone really funny and super witty thought to make a gif of that Anthony Hopkins clip, and post it on Imgur! It's getting tonnes of hits!

imgur.com/gallery/j7GRIRB
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:37, Reply)
fucking internet
theirs has more views, but mine has more points
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:45, Reply)
Ah ok
So that means your is....better?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:46, Reply)
Imgur is weird though
I often see pictures on there that I saw months ago, and people talk about them like they're brand new. It's very odd.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:47, Reply)
there also seems to be a lot of people who get really upset if they see something posted more than once

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:01, Reply)
I've just realised that imgur is basically /links for Americans
no wonder it's so awful
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:03, Reply)
christ
that it's literally the worst combination I can imagine. Short of some sort of AIDS/Hitler hybrid.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:06, Reply)
it's a good job we have the brightest and best in the house of lords
twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/989337696123478017?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:08, Reply)
Incredible
Even if you don't know what The Onion is...even if you don't understand satire...would you really believe that Taylor Swift, for ANY reason, would get that done? There's a lot of stupidity to unpack here.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:16, Reply)
ffs

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:39, Reply)
hahaha fucking twat

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:59, Reply)
I fucking hate that prick with a passion

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:00, Reply)
what did I ever do to you?
:(
(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:04, Reply)
Bottom get

(, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:38, Reply)
Pushing that sherry prick down the board.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:24, Reply)
So I was driving around the North Circular, yeah?
And I drove past World of Sherry.
I thought, "World of Sherry!"
Imagine if it was a world made out of sherry.
I hope it is.
There might be five minutes in it.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:33, Reply)
Not my absolute favourite sketch of his but not bad at all.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:38, Reply)
I think "Osama Bin Laden" might possibly be my favourite.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:41, Reply)
I'd not seen that one before and I've just watched it now. Ta.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:00, Reply)
Here
www.ebay.co.uk/p/Stewart-Lee-Carpet-Remnant-World-R2-DVD-Postage-UK/1604912981?iid=302254189421
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:31, Reply)
22 quid ? Fuck that I'll steal it

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:45, Reply)
It was 8 just now, someone must have dived in there
edited
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:52, Reply)
He only does switch gags anyway , well thought out ones but he leads you down a path and then makes you question yourself , highbrow ? Not really

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:02, Reply)
Nah but I like a good sneer

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:05, Reply)
I said FUCK OFF, there's a G at the beginning and two M's in the middle.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:55, Reply)
Sherry"s not that bad
It gets you shitfaced.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:35, Reply)
Sherry will always remind me of university,
when the chapel choir got free sherry and a slap-up meal as a reward for singing Sunday Evensong. The record was seventeen sherries before dinner, by someone who then passed out and faceplanted into their soup.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:40, Reply)
Fortified wine seems to be something drunk by either the very young or the very old.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:36, Reply)
Tesco used to a fortified ginger wine that was gratifyingly not too sweet and still packed a decent punch.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:41, Reply)
A bottle of Stone's Green Ginger Wine will materialise each year, around Christmas,
but I've yet to see anyone drink any of it.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:19, Reply)
I'll take it off your hands.
I love ginger, me.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:24, Reply)
Ah man, I've not had buckie in years.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:51, Reply)
That stuff's evil and no mistake.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:00, Reply)
Bloody hell, looks like another one from me, given the lack of competition

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:20, Reply)
I'm planning on really getting into sherry this year
Some of the ones I tried at ham school have opened my eyes to the wonders of high end sherry, shit's fucken lavly
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:23, Reply)
Richard's tips: Fino or Manzanilla, served ice cold

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:26, Reply)
/s who got the keys to my bimmer

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:31, Reply)
I don't think I'm at that stage in life to drink sherry

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:27, Reply)
Exactly what I thought, m8

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:29, Reply)
I'm still not fully sold on Marsala yet

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:37, Reply)
Very sweet innit - like an Oloroso sherry or a port
There are plenty of bone dry sherries though

#sherry
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:41, Reply)
never been a fan of sweet wines

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:46, Reply)
nor me, my old man loves the dessert wines and has turned me onto a couple I liked
This one is amazing

www.laithwaites.co.uk/product/14166
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:49, Reply)
I prefer a mardrars

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:57, Reply)
this is kind of amusing but i don't want to admit it because you're such a div

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:22, Reply)
this is precisely why I have been campaigning for anonymised clicks
publishing everyone's click history serves no useful purpose
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:29, Reply)
If only the CSS for this page had been ruined a little bit more I could have made some comment about glory holes here

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:00, Reply)
I need a new hobby, the watch market is fucked

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:29, Reply)
The world of sherry awaits you

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:32, Reply)
I'm not sure the world of sherry is ready for me, and I drink too much anyway

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:13, Reply)
I used to drink Mansion House in my teenage years before a night out.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:47, Reply)
aaaaand there goes the tone
THANKS JASON
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:49, Reply)
I'm nothing if not consistent

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:50, Reply)

drink hang out at
ansion y Nan's
before on
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:10, Reply)
lol, you are an old woman

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:10, Reply)
soz, been busy calling out waitrose on twitter
they're stonewalling me so far
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:04, Reply)
uh-oh, what's happened?
Not enough spinach in your black quinoa salad?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:10, Reply)
only 4 bags of crisps in a 5 bag multipack

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:12, Reply)
When I worked in a supermarket as a student
Me and my mate would purposely run a knife over the boxes of sweets and snacks cutting the top one open so we had to technically waste it (but then eat the contents).
But some spastic dobbed us in and we got written warnings for 'grazing' which is a fancy way of saying theft.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:29, Reply)
That was me.
You thieving pikey bastard.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:49, Reply)
Instant dismissal where I worked, no fucking about

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:11, Reply)
You're no longer at the pharmacy then?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:20, Reply)
Quinoa of colour.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:13, Reply)
black chives matter

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:29, Reply)
Vg

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:11, Reply)
Didn't have the sherry you wanted, eh?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:10, Reply)
exactly
savages
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:12, Reply)
In my day, we'd have just taken the packet back to the shop.
No need to make a scene.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:10, Reply)
i needed something to tweet about
they've just replied in a really boring way
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:13, Reply)
I'm almost tempted to roll out my "got a refund on a 70p bag of crisps" story again.
Hold out until they offer to send you a whole box worth. Or get your picture in the local rag, looking glum.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:17, Reply)
funnily enough, it was after mentioning the local paper that i got a response

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:23, Reply)
Ah, the power of the press.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:33, Reply)
I've got an interesting story about a bent watch being put in a press to straighten the case from going from a broken watch to being serviced and worth 50k + a watch the navy gave to a farslane radiographer for nothing in the 70s

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:19, Reply)
That's interesting mongy

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:21, Reply)
lol, bent

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:53, Reply)
Well at least the populol page is fucken excellent

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:40, Reply)
It's a bit Two Hats heavy for my tastes.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:54, Reply)
BUY SOME GREAT TROUSERS

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:20, Reply)
afternoon
how's it going, knob-goblin's?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:09, Reply)
watching Cunk on Britain
it's well good
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:12, Reply)

C sp

lol
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:12, Reply)
haha
well it's only just started, so who knows
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:15, Reply)
she's on those Brooker shows, right?
I have to say I can't stand those Ali G style mock interviews where the subject doesn't know it's a wind up.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:16, Reply)
those aren't the strongest bits, admittedly
rest of it's good though
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:18, Reply)
I didn't like the 'pretend to be oblivious' interviews, but I liked her and Barry Shitpeas parodying talking head celebrities.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:18, Reply)
in this it seems about half of them don't know and the other half figure it out and play along

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:22, Reply)
I don't think I'd turn down an opportunity to see her in the nip.
Sorry lady boarders!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:16, Reply)
sure why not

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:18, Reply)
I would not turn down an opportunity to see inside her skeleton
Sorry ladybirds, your exoskeleton probably looks great from the inside.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:43, Reply)
righto m8, righto

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:21, Reply)
damn right

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:14, Reply)
I'm not keen

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:16, Reply)
as is your prerogative

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:18, Reply)
I don't need permission to make my own decisions

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:31, Reply)
damn right, you don't

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:32, Reply)
It's the way that I want to live

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:36, Reply)
Looks like I am the no1 bobby Brown fan on this forum, great times, might make a badge for my profile

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:53, Reply)
I've got that record

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:11, Reply)
Oh, I guess I'm not the no1 fan then :(

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:12, Reply)
equal first, mate, equal first

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:15, Reply)
it's a shame that you don't have something in common with the others

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:14, Reply)
i like it too
despite the fact that women aren't funny, obvs
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:21, Reply)
oh, don't get me wrong
women aren't funny in the slightest
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:22, Reply)
quite nice to look at though
well, some of them
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:34, Reply)
wahey!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:34, Reply)
Some of them are downright objectionable!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:01, Reply)
i like the tit and the bum parts the most

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:11, Reply)
some of them have got nice ears

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:13, Reply)
someone, well two someones i guess, are clicking all of your posts. it's going to be an all two hats popular page

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:21, Reply)
obviously
I'm the most popular one here, ain't I?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:22, Reply)
I thought Dave Trouser was

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:44, Reply)
Keyword: was
It ain't 2006 anymore, baby
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:49, Reply)
it isn't?!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:15, Reply)
shit, I'd better stop saying 'teh woo and teh yay' then

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:16, Reply)
is 'houpla' still on the table?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:20, Reply)
for now

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:40, Reply)
not my cup of tea
but I'll defend your right to watch it
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:27, Reply)
thanks m8

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:30, Reply)
wanna see my schnitzel?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:44, Reply)
Ja

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:01, Reply)
I'm going to try to get it banned so he can't

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:47, Reply)
I'll fight you outside broadcasting house if I have to

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:00, Reply)
bring it bitch

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:41, Reply)
no u

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:43, Reply)
I like this also, it teaches history to those less fortunate in the brain department.
NO, NOT ME!!! LOL
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:35, Reply)
I managed 3 episodes
Funny at first but then it's just the same joke over and over again.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:44, Reply)
there's only been 3 episodes, so you dun gud

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:29, Reply)
Flogging a dead horse, that is.
Diane Morgan deserves better.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:39, Reply)
it's literally the first time I've seen it

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:58, Reply)
fucken do him mate

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:03, Reply)
sick of it

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:27, Reply)
If we must fight, could we make it a carefully choreographed wrestling bout?
Set aside some rehearsal time, beforehand, as I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:43, Reply)
i vote for this one
plus there's a better than average chance you'll still get hurt
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:48, Reply)
Oh for the mid 90s, when wrestling's fans were adamant that it was all 100% real
and wrestling's detractors were certain it was 100% fake.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:09, Reply)
you'll still get hurt

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:55, Reply)
Depends whose choreographing the match.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:07, Reply)
It's me m8

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:25, Reply)
She's done the same routine on Brooker's other programmes, and it isn't really good enough for a standalone show,
and the whole "spoof interview" thing has been done to death - The Mash Report probably drove the final nail onto that particular coffin.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:13, Reply)
that mash report show is so shit
I can't believe some spastics decided that would be a good idea
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:15, Reply)
Agreeing with this.
The forced laughter during the newsdesk segments is particularly telling.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:20, Reply)
fair

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:27, Reply)
Too early to tell

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:28, Reply)
mediocre, thanks!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:10, Reply)
Just printed our boarding passes for the flight to Gdansk tomorrow
Yeyyyyy!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:54, Reply)
try not to fall down the steps to the plane m8

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
Sounds like I should pay you protection money
very threatening...
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:20, Reply)

i.redd.it/6hai6cs0298z.jpg
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:20, Reply)
Hah!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:21, Reply)
i fixed your spazzy link you massive spazzy spazz

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:32, Reply)
thanks

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:11, Reply)
no good, start Gdansk

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:30, Reply)
wait...
knob-goblins?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:15, Reply)
yeah, y'know
like a dick pixie
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:18, Reply)
todger-troll?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
urtethra-unicorn!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:19, Reply)
I think it's a beer or summat

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:24, Reply)
Blah blah blah good head
very foamy, warm, pulled etc.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:25, Reply)
wee wee pole

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:29, Reply)
yes.
if you don't like being called a knob-goblin, stop being a knob-goblin - simple.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:30, Reply)
well I can't argue with that

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:40, Reply)
you can't argue with it,
because ur a fucken knob-goblin
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:44, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:45, Reply)
or should it be pwned?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8166882
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:50, Reply)
Isn't knob-gobblin
a verb, not an adjective.

As in "where is Lucy? She's in the kitchen, knob-gobblin."
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:51, Reply)
with dinah?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:41, Reply)
+b

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)

kno -

www.ghostofthedoll.co.uk/Toys/boglins/original_flurp-3a.jpg
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:32, Reply)
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /Toys/boglins/original_flurp-3a.jpg on this server.

classic!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:47, Reply)
thankfully the link is quite self explanitory...

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:56, Reply)
gutted m8
gutted
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:22, Reply)
there are two of those in my mum's loft
in their original boxes, no less
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:26, Reply)
she's sitting on a goldmine there

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:29, Reply)
probably not a goldmine, but they'd probably sell for a decent amount
there's a slight resurgence in demand for them at the moment due to a popular youtuber
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:50, Reply)
She's also got all of my old Hasbro WWF figures

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:01, Reply)
and because I'm old as shit
there are some great ones there.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:04, Reply)
jake the snake roberts with snake?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:08, Reply)
TH's doll with the big snake has got nothing to do with wrestling.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:11, Reply)
One of them's fucken mine
She can get bent
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:59, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:28, Reply)
Mor n i ng

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:51, Reply)
having a fit?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:00, Reply)
Sure.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:44, Reply)
Yeah ooh hmm morning ahh yeah morning mmmm uhhh morning wow.
Time for a cup of tea after all that.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:55, Reply)
is this your barry white impression?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:00, Reply)
Mmm alright baby yeah

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:07, Reply)
world's worst shiba inu

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:23, Reply)
'ello.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:27, Reply)
woah, where've you been?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:34, Reply)
here and there.
out and about,
in and out of rehab.


The usual.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:49, Reply)
oh, I got married and bought and sold a flat and had a grandchild and moved to Kent as well.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:49, Reply)
which bit of Kent?
that's my neck of the woods
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:06, Reply)
Abbey Wood
basically suburbs of Woolwich
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:11, Reply)
Upper or lower ?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:15, Reply)
I'm taking the no reply as you live on thistlebrook gypsy site

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:49, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:55, Reply)
I don't know where that is
But I'm guessing you go there for pikey bum wanks
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:37, Reply)
Upper Belvedere
I let the dog shit on the lower part.

Oh, yeah, I got a dog. Forgot to mention that.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:36, Reply)
Nuxley village ?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:45, Reply)
yup.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:56, Reply)
Cool, I'm only 2 miles down the road , apparently shots were fired in the fox the other week

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:01, Reply)
I didn't think it could get any emptier than it was on Monday
More of a Royal Standard man meself but occassionaly I like to slum it with the less casual racists of the Fox.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:04, Reply)
I know Maria and Garry well in the standard

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:12, Reply)
Nice people. Place looks good since the refurb. Sarah is a diamond.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:14, Reply)
If you're in the area
and see an idiot being dragged down the street by an idiot Alsatian, it's probably me.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:17, Reply)
Ha, I'll keep an eye out for you

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:28, Reply)
This is how dogging starts

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:55, Reply)
thought you'd done a Winehouse

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:50, Reply)
haha,
I did my best, but survived.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:53, Reply)
mornIng

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:13, Reply)
alright drimble

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:31, Reply)
$$

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:35, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:55, Reply)
Grrry

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:16, Reply)
mongy

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:31, Reply)
representin'

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:23, Reply)
flexin'

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:31, Reply)
hullo

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:31, Reply)
*nod*

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:43, Reply)
missed the quintuple get
maybe another time
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:35, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
morning TH

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:44, Reply)
you in blighty yet?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:49, Reply)
nah, flying on sunday morning
I won't be online at all that week, I expect.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 8:53, Reply)
too busy attending bashes, i'd imagine

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:48, Reply)
me, grrrmachine, tangled, dollars, Ems, Boyce and Windy are having a bbq
I've not had RSVPs from the rest, yet
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:51, Reply)
it's gunna be OFF DA HOOK

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:53, Reply)
next stop...FLAVOUR TOWN
I'm frosting my tips as we speak
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:00, Reply)
I saw a bit of his show, the other day, after my daughter left The Food Network on.
It's just him eating really sloppy looking food, isn't it?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:03, Reply)
yes
and never being negative about it
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:04, Reply)
Open the Book of Fieri, turn to page 40 and read from Psalm
BODY once told me, the world is gonna roll me....
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:06, Reply)
Yes
I don't mind the Man V Food guy so much, but Guy Fieri is a fucking wanker.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:05, Reply)
And he wears snide watches

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:10, Reply)
what is a snide watch?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:11, Reply)
Makes backhanded compliments.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:13, Reply)
I don't know how you can show your face after that

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:15, Reply)

i3.cpcache.com/product/1832541375/i_love_snide_watch.jpg?width=550&height=550&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:13, Reply)
ok
still no clearer
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:15, Reply)
Snide means fake

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:19, Reply)
Ah, I see
I'd rather not have one at all, than a fake
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:22, Reply)
I honestly can't read your reply on my phone, Rob has fucked this site up

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8166590
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:28, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:44, Reply)
I've had to put my phone in landscape to read this.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:31, Reply)
yeah my youngest had one where the hands were just painted on
pointless really
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:27, Reply)
Pretty much the same show, only Richman eats to excess
whereas Fieri is just excessive. The food looks universally terrible, though.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:16, Reply)
Oh, no doubt
I just don't find Richman quite so irritating
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:23, Reply)
Quite.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:25, Reply)
sounds like fun
i hope you all enjoy it
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:56, Reply)
I've had to buy extra chairs!
It's gonna be crazzzzy!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:02, Reply)
i thought you just upcycled them?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:16, Reply)
Nothing, what's upcycle with you?
jajaja
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:23, Reply)
I'm rubbing my meat in preparation.
And anticipation.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:59, Reply)
uh

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:02, Reply)
b&

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:05, Reply)
is this like a Dads Only bbq?
Do I have to wear some New Balance?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:24, Reply)
weather dependent
if it's warm, it's mandatory 'flip flops & socks'
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:29, Reply)
no need to make that mandatory for me
I'm strictly sandals and socks from the day the clocks go forward right up until they go back again
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:35, Reply)
Fuck me my wife's birthday dinner is going to cost me an arm and a leg
www.thehandandflowers.co.uk/menus

Looks good though eh. Venison for me I think
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:04, Reply)
We do not accept American Express.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:06, Reply)
I'm hoping to part-pay with old Corona orangeade bottles

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:12, Reply)
£5.50 for an Estrella
It's PC gone mad
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:18, Reply)
that ct/st character they use is wankery of the highest order
You'll fit right in
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:13, Reply)
as long as she likes her meal I couldnae give a shit about the typeface m8

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:22, Reply)
can of Tooheys and some barbecued shrimp and she's in heaven

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:23, Reply)
stubby of VB and a couple of lamingtons and she's anyone's

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:30, Reply)
it's a good job she's happy with a stubby
lol
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:45, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:46, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:49, Reply)
HANG ON

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:50, Reply)
yeah, that's what you have to say to your wife!
HAHA!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:52, Reply)
Happy anzac to all the upside down boarder's and they're better halve's

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:02, Reply)
yikes
do they take luncheon vouchers?

The pork belly sounds good
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:16, Reply)
no, thanks to the loony left

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:21, Reply)
the sooner we get out of the USSEurope, the better

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:41, Reply)
Only Jacob Rees-Mogg can be our Fletcher Christian

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:42, Reply)
or some shit like that

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:43, Reply)
the lad off Press Gang?
yeah....I sort of know what you mean
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:44, Reply)
He wasn't even american, just acting, hard to believe I know

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:48, Reply)
no WAY!!!
next thing you'll be saying Higgins off of Magnum wasn't English
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:50, Reply)
well his accent was very convincing, I must say

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:50, Reply)
Must be awful, being able to afford nice things.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:27, Reply)
it's unbearable m8
Jesting aside it's only five years since I could only afford to heat my flat when my kid was coming over, I know what it's like to be skint
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:32, Reply)
Marrying into money was the best move you ever made.
In all seriousness, I've never left my post debt mindset, and won't spend a tenner without agonising over it.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:46, Reply)
I'd already fixed my money situation before meeting her, thanks to my incredibly savvy playing of the London property market
savv luck
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:53, Reply)
I already know this, but it's more fun to pretend that you got yourself a sugar mummy.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:58, Reply)
would they have jelly babies?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:01, Reply)
No, just diabetes.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:12, Reply)
life is awful

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:33, Reply)
Existence is suffering.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:34, Reply)
lol chutney

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:53, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:54, Reply)
they created a menu just for you?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:15, Reply)
yup, nice huh

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:21, Reply)
The morningest

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:22, Reply)
Well strike my matches
it's Wednesday morning!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:25, Reply)
Gluten Morgen.
Apologies to the wheat intolerant.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:30, Reply)
fuck this, I'm going to bed
ttyl
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:42, Reply)
talk about early night

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:45, Reply)
'lo

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:48, Reply)
Hi

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:49, Reply)
I can't feel anything in my right thumb
this is horrible. I touch type and every time I hit the space bar I'm cringing. Urgh.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:51, Reply)
bleurgh
will you get the feeling back eventually?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:52, Reply)
not after their last gig, it was rubbish

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:55, Reply)
Oh!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:01, Reply)
Wait till winter comes and the nerves start really playing up

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:56, Reply)
The new series of Game of Thronezzzzzz

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:04, Reply)
when did this site become a support group for finger cripples?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:09, Reply)
Sunday

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:21, Reply)
do I have to actually sever one of mine to keep posting or can I just trap it in a door or summat?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:24, Reply)
not sure
prolly best to hack one off just in case
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:20, Reply)
so now when you poke it up yourself, does it feel like someone else?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:57, Reply)
Imagine doing that
then leaving half your thumb up there
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:03, Reply)
do i have to imagine it?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:12, Reply)
well...you don't HAVE to
I guess
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:15, Reply)
ifonlytherewasanemojiforthat
notusingthespacebaranymoreasit'shorrible
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:25, Reply)
x

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:27, Reply)
pokeathumbupmyself?
whataminowayogagodorsoethingordoyouthinkmythumbisdetachable?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:32, Reply)
stop doing that

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:08, Reply)
ban him

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:21, Reply)
am I too late for the morning thread?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:09, Reply)
you have to go and register in the admin office

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:24, Reply)
with that fat cow Lauren?
ugh no way
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:56, Reply)
go to the security desk, they can do it for you
but you will have to speak to Polio Mike
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:00, Reply)
he's creepy

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:05, Reply)
does a lot of charity work though

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:28, Reply)
true, he always runs the hog roast for the scouts gala day
and most of the kids seem to like him
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
no
i.imgur.com/tbeeE7t.jpg
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:25, Reply)
morning! I'm having some more fun with the remaining vitamin c tablets.
Just put 5 in my mouth at once followed by another big swig of fizzy water, it all went a bit orange bukakke.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:24, Reply)
do you hate being a GP?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:29, Reply)
you should be taking zinc not vitamin c

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:29, Reply)
man cannot live in a world without zinc

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:30, Reply)
I don't care what they say, I won't stay in a world without zinc

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:45, Reply)
Ah, the rusty planet

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:46, Reply)
Is that your clubbing name?

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:47, Reply)
well that's my earworm for the day sorted

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:55, Reply)
dear god what have I done!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:46, Reply)
come back, zinc!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:07, Reply)
nevermindthatshit
when'smythumbgoingtoworkagain?!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:43, Reply)
Do you not have a consultant plastic surgeon looking after you? I had to go to guys for nerve tests when mine had healed up

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:48, Reply)
Naah, nurse just darned me to stop the bleeding
and sent me out with a spare sticky plaster.

There's sensation up the side of the thumb which means the nerves are probably fine, but blood flow is reduced and it's massively swollen so can be up to 10 days before sensation returns to normal, apparently.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:11, Reply)
If it's playing up after that I'd ask to see a plastic

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:18, Reply)
Just downed a bottle of blue Curaçao. AMA!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 22:54, Reply)
How much vitamin C does it have

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:07, Reply)
No idea, it tastes of orange so must have quite a bit. Probably counts as a couple of my 5 a day

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:12, Reply)
Think they recommend 7 units a day now, or more if possible

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:14, Reply)
I bought some polish drinks from lidl
They're weird, one's banana, peach and apple, the other is carrot, orange and apple
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:23, Reply)
have you ever fisted your own arse?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:09, Reply)
Not knowingly

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:12, Reply)
when i ask questions like this i get called a weirdo

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:42, Reply)
Not with that bottle up there

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 3:46, Reply)
S8n get

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:10, Reply)
alright dribble

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:11, Reply)
$$

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:13, Reply)
in 4 archive

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 9:20, Reply)
how do you sleep at night, knowing what you've done?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 23:43, Reply)
More good than bad tips the cosmic scale
maaan
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 0:10, Reply)

just i'm
ed a bottle of blue Curaçao s
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 0:44, Reply)
sup nigz

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:38, Reply)
Straight up ballin

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:39, Reply)
steady thuggin

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:45, Reply)

books.google.co.uk/books?id=a0rJDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT65&lpg=PT65&dq=straight+merking&source=bl&ots=qZT5Vzao8G&sig=6EKSbzWRAW2Nshg4FneIwR5xp8w&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiX9q-LqdPaAhUqKsAKHQ0JDGUQ6AEwGnoECAAQAQ#v=onepage&q=straight%20merking&f=false
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:24, Reply)
wagwon bruddah

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:48, Reply)
me is just illin it, like, innit

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:50, Reply)
I'm sorry, pardon?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:59, Reply)
^
double-apoligist
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:10, Reply)
it's you who owes an 'apoligy' here m8

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:43, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:52, Reply)
it was our plan to make you laugh all along, GJ

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 18:06, Reply)
fucken what?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:33, Reply)
he's calling you out

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:41, Reply)
Tap, nap or snap
The choice is his.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 19:26, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:22, Reply)
special-I fashan dreadlocks

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:57, Reply)
Try supping this
*points at crotch*
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:50, Reply)
you're alright ta Gary, no thanks m8

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:57, Reply)
Wiggaz, more like.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:54, Reply)
shut up monster munch you fucking spanner

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:58, Reply)
No wonder nobody posts here, anymore.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:03, Reply)
it's for the best

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:08, Reply)
Posting here just to prove you, wrong.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 18:16, Reply)
Hal Holbrook
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2631064
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 19:40, Reply)
You're not tricking me into visiting OffTopic.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:53, Reply)
Classic Jason thread
which then immediately becomes rubbish
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:58, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:32, Reply)
ma nig

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:56, Reply)
*complicated handshake and slightly awkward hug*

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:58, Reply)
idiot repellin'

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:03, Reply)
what's your secret?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:08, Reply)
headphones

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:21, Reply)
Doritos and iron maiden

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:33, Reply)
Lol

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:42, Reply)
and toxoplasmosis from kittens

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:27, Reply)
rebell yell'in, more like

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:08, Reply)
I'm cooking some caribbean food tonight akshully.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:22, Reply)
lol, jerk

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:28, Reply)
got some steel drum music to make it hot, hot hot?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:29, Reply)
Ive got a six pack of Lilt, chillin'

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:40, Reply)
I pronounce it 'CaRIBBean'

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:43, Reply)
onit like a scotch bonnet

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:54, Reply)
I fucking love a scotch bonnet, me

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:56, Reply)
same
good job really as we have them in most meals. even breakfast occasionally
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 17:58, Reply)

o u
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 19:20, Reply)
a Scutch bunnet?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:48, Reply)
luve

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:50, Reply)
Luve di lup di luve?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:55, Reply)
yeah, i don't get it either

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:52, Reply)
welsh humour innit

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:53, Reply)
"Scutch bunnet" sounds Kiwi to me.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 20:57, Reply)
Jolly smashing, don't you know, what what?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 18:20, Reply)
Alright Rich.
I suggest you check this out, it's the shit.

www.discogs.com/Various-Gumba-Fire-Bubblegum-Soul-Synth-Boogie-in-1980s-South-Africa/release/11545018
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 19:19, Reply)
Nice one

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 19:26, Reply)
Lunch?
Haha! Remember when we used to ask what we are eating?!
Maybe that was more an OT/ thing.

What else do you remember?

Alt. What are you reading, looking at, listening to, thinking of?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:57, Reply)
section 28

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:01, Reply)
Not even in my top 30 sections

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:12, Reply)
Your Mum
- all of the above
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:07, Reply)
Cheers!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:07, Reply)
I have a cold at the moment so I bought some effervescent vitamin C tablets.
Just popped a couple of them into the bottle of fizzy water on my desk without really thinking. That's resulted in a frothy orange volcano which has erupted over my paperwork, keyboard and shirt and the rest of the bottle of vitamin tablets which are now fizzing away merrily all over the floor. Send help
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:11, Reply)
Seeing as the rest of the tablets are fucked I'm going to salvage what I can, stick them all in a glass of water and see how orange I can make my wee go.
Pretty sure vitamin C overdose isn't a thing
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:15, Reply)
it's water soluble, so you excrete any excess through your urine
and it's riboflavin that turns your wee orange
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:18, Reply)
I chugged down a litre each of orange juice and lucozade, whilst spending an afternoon in bed with a cold.
No exciting effects, although I did wee a lot that evening.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:36, Reply)
I'm just eating the tablets now. I reckon if I have the whole packet in one go I'll start sweating orange and turn into sickrik

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:40, Reply)
eat a berocca
it looks like you've got colourful rabies
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:18, Reply)
isn't that what we're already talking about?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:19, Reply)


(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:23, Reply)
no, they're putting them in water
i suggested just sticking them in your mouth
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:23, Reply)
ah, right
really should have engaged my brain today
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:24, Reply)
haha, i'm glad you posted that
first time ever
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:24, Reply)
Well you'd have loved to see what just happened when I took a big swig of sprite with 3 of the tablets in my mouth.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:43, Reply)
You should be live streaming this.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:46, Reply)
did you spew orange foam?
makes a change from the patients i s'pose
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:19, Reply)
I do rather look like I've been Tangoed

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:29, Reply)
I never touched him

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:30, Reply)
I assumed those tablets were pretty shit considering you would piss away nearly all of the benefits

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:32, Reply)
Supervescent

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:08, Reply)
Think I saw them at Reading in '99.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:11, Reply)
Vitamin C has been shown to improve brain functioning for those able to ingest it. If you're too stupid to do that... maybe try vitamin B? Or start at A if you're really struggling.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:22, Reply)
Easy as 1,2,3

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:36, Reply)
I went to Pret and had some fruit
No reduced ham today - sorry
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:12, Reply)
That's lunch not sorted.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:13, Reply)
I hear he started a patreon to get full price ham

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:17, Reply)
gofundme(at)

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:25, Reply)
ah v good

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:33, Reply)
pret? good god, man!
how long will it be before you're buying bottled water to wash your face and sporting a topknot? stop this madness before it goes too far!
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:17, Reply)
isn't it just a sandwich shop?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:31, Reply)
if you need to ask, it's too late

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:35, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:39, Reply)
from behind the counter?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:18, Reply)
Have pomme frites with that

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)
The 1533 Buggery Act
(same answer to all)
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:13, Reply)
The act of buggery at 15:33 more like

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:14, Reply)
i'm in

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:28, Reply)
I'll be back

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:09, Reply)
Did I miss the buggery?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:39, Reply)
yeah soz

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
i remember when you used to stay on /ot
i'm reading this post as i write it, but also looking at/listening to a stream of monday's wrestling and thinking of i dunno, tits or summat probably
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:23, Reply)
Labouchere Amendment to all

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:29, Reply)
already??? my god, that's come round fast
is it early this year?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:34, Reply)
early like a sodomised Filipino man whore

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:38, Reply)

www.reactiongifs.com/r/disgstd.gif
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:41, Reply)
Ferme la bouche?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:38, Reply)
don't bite it

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:39, Reply)
ladada de dadadadaaaaa

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:10, Reply)
I am listening to Vangelis
with an amusing image of an orange foaming spurt on a GPs desk in my head and then thinking about Donald Trump.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:34, Reply)
I've been listening to The Lies Of Locke Lamora.
It's alright, although there's something excessively earnest about American audiobook narration.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:34, Reply)
chilli cheese omelette
and now listening to AC/DC
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:14, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8166557
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:15, Reply)
who, chilli cheese omelette or AC/DC?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:22, Reply)
The chilli cheese omelettes?
to be honest, one song is un oeuf
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:27, Reply)
go and sit in the naughty corner

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:28, Reply)
Gladly!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:32, Reply)
I read an interesting article about why machine screw heads are seldom aligned and now I'm going to the pub to have a think about it

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:43, Reply)
Link?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:01, Reply)

www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk/pubs/kent/yacht/
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:11, Reply)
Free drinks for b3tans

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:32, Reply)
It's about watches , but it looks like it applies elsewhere
www.hodinkee.com/articles/why-screw-slots-arent-aligned-in-watchmaking
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:27, Reply)
I read the wiki on CDI ignition.
And then I read the wiki of Royal Rife and health fraud associated with his research.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:02, Reply)
only thing i seem to wiki is serial killers

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:08, Reply)
I've run out of serial killers.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:10, Reply)
be the change you wish to see in the world

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:13, Reply)
We definitely need more.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:14, Reply)
the golden state killer is a bit of a pisser
40 years and no arrest? then again, they don't just stop killing for no reason, so he's probably either in jail or dead
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:21, Reply)
That's the official title of the Queen of China, you know
thank yew
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:19, Reply)
god dammit, I replied in the wrong place
oh well, it's not like anybody actually reads all this shit I type
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:19, Reply)
What?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)
Why?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:29, Reply)
I'm sure I read one of your posts once

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)
that seems unlikely

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:29, Reply)
i didn't notice because of the new indents

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 16:39, Reply)
in 4 archive

(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:29, Reply)
It's 11:22 do you know where your children are?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:22, Reply)
Not sure

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:31, Reply)
fair dos

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:44, Reply)
charlton are trending on twitter (for me)
turns out it's because they beat pompey at the weekend. seems to mostly be tweets praising the charlton fans
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:47, Reply)
Yeah good win for us, and many fans did go, two more wins guarantee us a play off place

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:51, Reply)
i mean, i guess they're in my balls?
but never mind that, look at what anyjony hopkins is up to - i.imgur.com/DLjL6Jk.gifv
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:32, Reply)
classic anyjony!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:33, Reply)
haha, a double fuck up
you can tell i was in a hurry!
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:44, Reply)
rape

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:34, Reply)
No thanks

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:14, Reply)
Any Jony will do

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:39, Reply)
any jony in a storm

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:47, Reply)
like a crisp packet

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:49, Reply)
use a mccoys packet
because of the ridges
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:54, Reply)
In the filing cabinet

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:36, Reply)
good

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:44, Reply)
+night, children

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:57, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:58, Reply)
They're safe tonight. Are yours?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:58, Reply)
I doubt it

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:09, Reply)
+ Mr Brittas

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:50, Reply)
No, but I have my suspicions

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:40, Reply)
act on them

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:44, Reply)
Ok, I've now been asked to stop calling the school

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:50, Reply)
smash the place up

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:58, Reply)
Hmm, it's a bit of a walk

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:59, Reply)
History with Class 7.7/Hi1 in S17 until 12:10
dunno about the other one
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:02, Reply)
you need to get some anti-paedophile canisters

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:10, Reply)
I'm too old to have to worry about paedophiles

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:16, Reply)
oh, don't be so hard on yourself

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:32, Reply)
it's just, I went with the guy and it turned out he genuinely did have some puppies he wanted to show me
I mean what the fuck, man?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:37, Reply)
Sometimes, people just want to share their sweets!
#PCGoneMad
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:40, Reply)
Only a proper billy fucking no mates would share sweets

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:14, Reply)
you realise this doesn't make sense, yes?
I just want to be clear here
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:47, Reply)
queer, more like!!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:57, Reply)
lol hard on

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:37, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:38, Reply)
oh god! I didn't mean that!
haha
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:41, Reply)
I do not

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:08, Reply)
fair enough

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:10, Reply)
Is it urgent?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:14, Reply)
no

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:15, Reply)
customer of the day: Jeremy Paxman

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:12, Reply)
He's a bit of a knob.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:14, Reply)
ra-ther
I've read a couple of his books - very well researched, I have to say.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:15, Reply)
which bit?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:29, Reply)
the helmit

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:37, Reply)
He fucked off from his wife to be with someone half his age

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:16, Reply)
#ledge #ladz #bantz

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:20, Reply)
Probably got ideas from his mate Russell Brand about shagging around

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:28, Reply)
jeremeyyyy

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:38, Reply)

Brand Grant
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:41, Reply)
Hidden in the dark recesses of my mind

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:36, Reply)
as long as they are safe

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:49, Reply)
That depends.
What have you heard?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:53, Reply)
enough

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 12:54, Reply)
Good.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:04, Reply)
In my worst nightmares

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:11, Reply)
trying to escape

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:32, Reply)
Morning

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 7:27, Reply)
Morngles

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 7:49, Reply)
Hi ho

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:02, Reply)
Which one are you then?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:35, Reply)
Gentlemen don't ask questions like that
(they just know)
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:49, Reply)
morNing

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:01, Reply)
Totes

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:03, Reply)
+toasties

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:17, Reply)
Animality.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:24, Reply)
friendship?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:26, Reply)
Again?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:32, Reply)
yeah

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:08, Reply)
You know it

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:15, Reply)
h'llo

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:12, Reply)
I'm on a bus!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:15, Reply)
Drastically reduced marketing budget hits the Old Spice creatives hard

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:24, Reply)
I bet somehow you manage to fall off the bus and Brian Harvey yourself

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
I seem to be putting out something of a Frank Spencer vibe

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:50, Reply)
these celebrity endorsements have gone too far

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:27, Reply)
Ooh Betty etc.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:32, Reply)
fucking lol here

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:33, Reply)
flasher mac

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:54, Reply)

you
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:11, Reply)
Thanks

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:13, Reply)
hows your finger?
morning
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:24, Reply)
The stitches are on the joint so can't really stretch it
and the end of my thumb has no sensation. Hoping that will come back...
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:50, Reply)
RIP Grrr, wiv da angle's 2 sune

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:30, Reply)
At least he died before he made it back to England

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:39, Reply)
I wondered what all the flags everywhere yesterday were about

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:27, Reply)
Hi

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:41, Reply)
Classic

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:51, Reply)
well y'know

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:58, Reply)
alright grrridead

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:46, Reply)
Yeah, the stitches are holding me together

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:51, Reply)
you always end up as some type of undead monster

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:00, Reply)
I've cut my thumb
but I guess the trajectory is towards Franenstien's Monster innit?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:20, Reply)
wankenstein's bumster, more like

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:23, Reply)
That there is yokel talk

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:07, Reply)
mumbo perhaps. jumbo, perhaps not

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:27, Reply)
let's do this thing

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:51, Reply)
The lost episode of The Adams Family

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:54, Reply)
I always used to watch the munsters
I'd never heard of the addams family until they made a film of it
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:58, Reply)
Brilliant theme tunes, both

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:59, Reply)
MC Hammer, member

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:03, Reply)
Telly show, drimble, the telly shows

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:20, Reply)
^ this

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:32, Reply)
I rather liked the munsters.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:56, Reply)
9/11

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:11, Reply)
spooky

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:21, Reply)
inside job

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:24, Reply)
Shout out to all of life's winners.
You know who you are.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:33, Reply)
I'll pass the message on, thanks

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:34, Reply)
I'd rather you didn't.
Cheapens the message if it arrives second hand.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:40, Reply)
I guess

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:41, Reply)
thanks m8

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:41, Reply)
life's wieners, more like

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:43, Reply)
Well hot dog, we have a wiener!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:47, Reply)
man, that thing's great

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:26, Reply)
My wiener, you mean?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:33, Reply)
no, no-one ever means that

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah, it's only ever a happy accident.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:38, Reply)
Morning

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:48, Reply)
Woo hoo!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 10:07, Reply)
It's a boy!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:17, Reply)

boy lizard! - David Icke
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:19, Reply)
They should call it Gerorge...oh wait

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:21, Reply)
I think they should go with a really old-skool name like Offa or Ecgbert or summat.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 19:51, Reply)
Baby McBabyface

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 19:54, Reply)
Oh that'd be totes hilaire, that would.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:06, Reply)
BOY OH BOY!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:21, Reply)
It should be called Boy
because then boy george ahaha.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:36, Reply)
lololol

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:50, Reply)
Or Michael
because then michael george ahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:52, Reply)
or Guy

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:22, Reply)
or Gaylord

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:22, Reply)
George Allah Guya

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)
or Beau

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:23, Reply)
Beau George it is, then
the internet has decided
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:26, Reply)
that's a tail

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:30, Reply)
Congratulations!
I hadn't even realised you were pregnant.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:32, Reply)
seems pretty reasonable
2ic5hf2u26uo1u64w43h7rt0-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/The-Lindo-Wing-maternity-prices-2018-1.pdf
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:33, Reply)
a deposit of £7,075
seems legit
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
cool

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:35, Reply)
of course it's cool
lizards are cold blooded
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:50, Reply)
I'm as interested in their baby as they were with either of mine

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:53, Reply)
you had babies?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:57, Reply)
yes
in the same way that william has
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
from eggs?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:13, Reply)
ok, you've lost me now

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:14, Reply)
Up until this thread, I wasn't even aware that the Duchess was pregnant.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of my ignorance.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
I found out this morning, too
I saw on the news that she'd gone into labour, and that was the first I'd heard of it
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
I bet you flopped your willy out

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:07, Reply)
I did
but I was going to do that anyway. It was what you might call a happy accident
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:08, Reply)
you'll fall into line soon enough

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:59, Reply)
Murdoch unbelievers to be first against the wall

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:20, Reply)
only then can democracy begin

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:39, Reply)
dick cock crass wee, more like

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:41, Reply)
hasn't failed me yet

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:47, Reply)
I've put my order in for a commemorative egg cup.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:12, Reply)
oh jeez

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:49, Reply)
i do
the answer is no
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 16:30, Reply)
hemian Grove attendee.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:31, Reply)
As a show of solidarity with someone who has remained steadfast and resolute in a position of relative authority for over 50 years
He should be named "Godzilla"
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/politicians/post2503432
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 18:28, Reply)
They're probably going to dress him up in poncy expensive clothes and parade him around like he's bleedin' royalty or something.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:04, Reply)
kappa and a snapback

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:08, Reply)
wife-beater and a knotted hankie on the head

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:11, Reply)
turtle power

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:14, Reply)
^ the gift that keeps on giving

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:17, Reply)
you're not supposed to do it to your own posts, mat8

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:39, Reply)
and yet self-infest went unchallenged for years, I dunno, it's one rule for banned poster dozers

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:04, Reply)
Just seen that Memento in the pictures

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:43, Reply)
Ooh, it's a bit good, that one.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:49, Reply)
Aye, I was probably about 15 when I last watched it.
And quite fittingly couldn't remember it.

They're doing Timecrimes in a couple of weeks as well.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:54, Reply)
You should have written it down, lol.
Timecrimes is farking brilliant. In fact, I might just watch it right now.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:04, Reply)

Post a new message | View older messages | Popular | Search