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I should really be in bed.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:08,
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If only you didn't have to tell the internet your worries.
It's self-perpetuating enigma.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:23,
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:24,
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hot dog is well sexy
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Mortal VampireBat - VOTE BNP!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:36,
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Who's the cartoonist?
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hanke a face like refried murder, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 5:45,
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I JUST WOKE UP
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Mortal VampireBat - VOTE BNP!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:29,
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Yeah I probably should be too
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Sticky Label, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 4:30,
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GET-IN-THERE !
I had a fuckin' whicked idea at work today, gonna make me a few bucks this month.
It's a sign that my head is working much better now I've finished my last shift there.
Man, I'm so pleased and excited at the moment.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:53,
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Is Donkey Gums about?
I found him a non-racist pug:
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:56,
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Man, one day I'm going to own a dog just like that.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:57,
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We need to talk business.
If you're doing all this web stuff, we need to get this server running for maximum profit etc
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:57,
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Deffo
I really really honestly belive we can do something, and soon.
Tomorow we're both getting up by 11 and "Sor'in' i' ou', ma'e"
Fuck [problems we have], let's do this shit.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:00,
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Deal, I'll set my alarm now.
Laters
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:01,
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Done
Nighty night.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:03,
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I just went fucking hulk on next door's gate.
It was banging, as it does every time there is a bit of a wind because the cunts never shut it. My dog is getting increasingly scared of the noise it makes in his old age, and after the third night of having him crawl all over me whimpering, I went downstairs and ripped the fucker off the hinges.
Now I can't sleep. Also, splinters. Ow.
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Paul., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:59,
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Hah, awesome.
What kind of dog do you have?
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:01,
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Whippet/Border Collie cross.
He was a rescue dog.
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Paul., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:04,
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Hurray! Our two keep woofing, but I can't see or hear anything outside.
Probably a dog barking five miles away.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:07,
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You turning to crime?
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:36,
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I'm all in.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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Four aces.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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Royal Flush
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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Screw you, I'm taking my cards home.
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MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:36,
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I don't know a thing about poker, but I assume that I won.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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Also I think I left my casino card in your jacket.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:38,
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I forgot we even signed up!
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:43,
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I just wanted a piss is all.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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It was certainly a good enough reason to join.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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I can't remember much else from that night.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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Oh wait I can, but I don't want to.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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Seconded.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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Thirded.
We'll have to blank it out and replace with porterhouse b4sh0rz
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:05,
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Yeah, only if I can call a place on your sofa again.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:06,
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Won't you have moved in by then?
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:07,
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In December? Nah. bruv.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:09,
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Oh yeah lol good point
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:15,
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Deffo dude !
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:41,
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Yeah, at least we can leave if we want
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:08,
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Three way circle-jerk?
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:09,
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Dude's wearing a vest. I can't take that seriously.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:47,
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He's a tad irritating in that "how can anyone be that jovial all the fucking time" way.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:02,
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me too, but share the chips
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aliasaria http://aliasaria.webs.com, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:33,
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You're not even touching the sides.
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Aardvark gonna kill you all with love, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:40,
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Is it true you didn't give Gonz a ring when you entered a civil partnership becuase you lost it in a poker game?
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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Can't read my, can't read my, na na na na na na
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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My mate is working the technical side of a Jedward gig in a couple of weeks time
We're trying to think of ideas he can subtly insult them without losing his job.
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:42,
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Are they those cats with the hair like Guile from Street Fighter?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:43,
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They already have a gig?
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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Powerhouse in Newcastle gets the X Factor contenders two weeks after they leave the show
Powerhouse being the giant gay club in the middle of the giant gay district.
Twins are gonna get raaaped
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:46,
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Man, that's edgy!
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:47,
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Oh, I dunno
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:50,
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He could like mutter "pricks" under his breath a bit when they're just out of earshot.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:10,
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He could take a Browning .44 and put a slug through each of their skulls.
I doubt anyone would really give a toss.
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:13,
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What happened to that lass whatsername, the one who liked pigeons?
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:49,
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The one from Home Alone 2?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:52,
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Kersal Missive, that was it.
What happened to her?
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:59,
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She saw sense and fucked off.
We could all learn from her.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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Wah wah wah, this place is so shit.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:02,
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It is, and yet I still have nothing better to do!
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:03,
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None of us do, and that's why we're here.
I don't understand how whinging about it is going to help.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:04,
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Well I agree.
I wasn't whinging though. You fucking blonde skinny cunt. Fuck you.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:09,
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Haha, remember how your clothes used to fit you?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:11,
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And they will again my friend.
They will again.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:32,
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Right after I finish this bag of crisps.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:32,
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Youn are.
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:03,
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She left after some crap or other.
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:04,
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I like this explanation best.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:05,
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I try not to give too much away up front.
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:10,
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A pigeon crapped on her?
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:07,
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I think it was shortly after Wormulus outed her as having a brillo-pad muff
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:08,
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I think the shame of having slept with Wormulus
Would keep anyone off here.
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:14,
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To be fair, if you were gonna sleep with anyone off here you could do a hell of a lot worse.
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SexFace!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:15,
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I defer to your perfect logic on this oocasion.
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:20,
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Rather than my crappy spelling of "occasion!"
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Sturmabteilung Gnome Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:21,
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poker in the rear
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:03,
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Vague
vague vague goatse on the BBC homepage right now (on the Watch: short film) tab of the main thingy on the right.
It's fairly abstract and a bit cubist, but I think it could count.
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tomyeahok, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:30,
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'Ey up.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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That's actually not bad.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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Count? Is it sentient now?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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GOD TOP GEAR WAS SHIT TONIGHT.
It gets more cringingly set up every episode.
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:32,
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I could not give less of a shit about Top Gear.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:32,
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I can/could
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:33,
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i don't even own a car
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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I can't even drive.
What do you reckon about Assassin's Creed 2?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:45,
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it's good
it's very much the game assassin's creed 1 should have been
missions are a lot more varied and you don't have to gather intel in order to play the story, you can just blaze through it if you want. that said there is plenty to do on the side as well, you have tombs to raid, a village you can manage and upgrade, feathers to collect, assassination contracts, paintings to buy, you can buy different weapons and armour and dye your clothes too
also it has danny wallace in it
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:12,
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I've just started playing it.
I was after Borderlands, but Asda had sold out.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:29,
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once you do send a co-op invite so i can punch you in the back of the head as you try to shoot things
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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I honestly can't see why I would do that.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:43,
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First lesson: pootling around at 5mph, terrified.
Second lesson: wheelspins.
Fourth lesson: tire ripped off.
Fifteenth lesson: minor collision.
I would like to say I stopped quite soon after, but I didn't. I fail at cars.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:13,
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i don't remember typing this
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:21,
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you told us you didn't even have a car you fucking liar
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:23,
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Hey, why did I reply to one of my own posts?
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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Couldn't you have said this in your first post?
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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It all started going to shit when Hammond started turning into James May.
GET A HAIRCUT YOU SHORTARSED LITTLE PONCE.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:34,
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I liked the bit with the Sheffield accent though.
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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I suspect
he may be hiding surgery scars with the hair
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:47,
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I don't think that it is a secret that he has had some surgery.
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Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:47,
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No
but many people prefer not to display the evidence 24/7 when they could just grow their hair a bit
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:48,
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Scars are sexy.
Up to a point.
Long hair never is.
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Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:50,
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I like girls with long hair
not to the exclusion of girls with short hair
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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Pervert.
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Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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The scars aren't THAT big.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:54,
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it's hiding his circumcision scar
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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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I liked it.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:34,
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I still think its one of the better telly shows on at the moment
and I hate it if I miss any.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:35,
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Agreeing with Tyrone about this subjects, he echoes my sentiments exactly.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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they had their production office above us when i spent my years slacking off at the beeb
hammond was polite, but clarkson twice almost hit me in his car while i rode my bike into the carpark (admittedly he wasn't the only one, i tended to cut in at high speed near the ramp)
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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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Coast of Yemen is much better than you.
Good evening folks.
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Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:32,
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I think that was one of the first things I said to him when I met him.
"Hi, who are you?"
"The Coast of Yemen."
"Oh, that one what did Goatse on the BBC?"
The conversation did not get much better.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:09,
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I've always wondered this,
what do people at bashes call each other?
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:24,
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I've always gone for real names, as it makes you feel like less of a cunt.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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Though usernames are useful for figuring out who people are.
And whether you've profile stalked them.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:28,
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Yeah but I feel a bit uncomfortable about people shouting JackAction at me in public.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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Is your real name Jack?
Abbreviation! Maybe. I don't know.
I could never call Enzyme by his real name. He's just Enzyme.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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No, it's Alex. Some people have called me Alex and some have called me JackAction. It's a bit weird.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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I have two names that people call me (long story)
one university, one real.
It is confusing when people are calling you 3 things at once.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:38,
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i'm new
and that was hurtful.
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tomyeahok, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:18,
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Good, you deserved it.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:28,
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Is it true you only have one eye but refuse to wear an eye patch?
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 0:03,
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So, b3tans that sound a bit like items of clothing.
I'll get you started.
Bra-ynDedd
JMG-string
baldmonkeypants
Master of Turnups.
GO.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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Amorous Trousers.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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Amorous Badge?
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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Moohapants.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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King Baby Hat
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King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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Sebastian "Scarf-Wearing Cockhound" Winnett.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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Winner.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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I purposely left that one out for someone else.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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I know this is old
But it still makes me happy to see this
His penis is smaller than RNUK's
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bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:33,
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Not hard.
rnuk's HUGE.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:47,
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he might be but that still doesn't make him interesting
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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Esme Weatherwaxjacket.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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Ooh, goodun.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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Cool
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:02,
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SlacksFace
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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jenpants
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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jeanpots
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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Hexacorduroy
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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Oooh nice
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:00,
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Good wordplay, here.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:00,
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Gosh, that's rather good. that.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:41,
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Friz
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:00,
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Dave Trouser.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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MacAction.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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I could use this if I ever adopt a Scottish persona.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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Or become an Apple Fanboi
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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Noitgown
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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Haha!
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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lampittens
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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Hahaha
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:03,
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Stave
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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Nob
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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I wish Friz was thread
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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Pft
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:10,
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MGT
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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Bobble Hat Todd
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hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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The Stetson
Hmm, maybe not.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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I miss The Stetson
Think he got into a little hometown jam and got sent off somewhere.
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raymond luxury yacht solutions is a bottle of fur short of a picnic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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robE
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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spacefishnets
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:08,
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oh yeah!
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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mike woz ere-rings.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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Pfffffft
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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haha
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:10,
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Oh man I was gonna say this.
JackMACtion.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:23,
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Oh that's already been said too.
By you. Fuck you.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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I got all bases covered.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:32,
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SexLace
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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quite possibly the sexiest pair of undies a lady could wear
ever
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:43,
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Cap'n Hood Burqa
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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JenCrocs
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hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:14,
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GrandmaOfShoes (may he rest in peace)
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:14,
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NEVAR FORGET!
ALWAYS IN R HARTS!
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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is is sole now in heaven?
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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I've killed people for less than that.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:58,
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they probably fucking deserved it the shit punning cuntmongs
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:02,
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Haha.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:15,
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HappyCoat.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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Frillgamesh
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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The Hedgehog From Bell Bottoms.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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Gor gonz ola
Sorry, I can't think up one so have made up my own one.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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Twenty minutes until the thread devolves into food chat.
Well done gonz, you've ruined the internet for everyone again.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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Voilance and B3tans......smash your brayn (in until you're) dedd !
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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mofahat.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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Happy birthday, by the way.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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Aye, I got your Facebook message. Cheers.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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Aching Boleros
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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jackaction boots
this is two puns in one, it could be jackboots or action boots. please send cash
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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Haha
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:18,
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Dr. Shoe-mbolic.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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Springyshoeshine.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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Bogus
Official satin tour jacket with detachable sleeves
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bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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Part of me feels that this is cheating.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:27,
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Which part?
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bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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The spleen. I've never known what else it's for.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:30,
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Have it removed
It serves no purpose other than splenetic fever and melancholy
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bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:32,
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Showaddywaddy?
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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JMG-UNIT-sponsored nasty adidas trainers
that make you look a proper shitcunt.
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raymond luxury yacht solutions is a bottle of fur short of a picnic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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Friz flops
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:40,
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raymond luxury t-shirt solutions
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:45,
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hankechief
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Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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Bou jeans
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hanke a face like refried murder, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:47,
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Mongychopennecksweater
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:47,
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Dr. Dyslacksia
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hanke a face like refried murder, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:49,
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tyrousers
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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lazy-gay-gay-gay-gay-scarf
:/
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lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:29,
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You know what, when life is bringing me down, and I feel a little low, I like to imagine sexface is jenpots and jenpots is sexfaces.
I think the house would be kept neater, she seems like the sort of person who'll know how to look after a household, not sayin' that sexface isn't a good household manager, i'm just sayin' jenpots is probably very good at that.
I think we'ld have breakfast each morning, I imagine she likes mussley with yoghut, and maybe some fresh fruit. I like similar stuff, can't really handle a lot of milk. At first I wasn't too keen on the idea, but then I came around, and I gotta be honest, she was right.
Then I would settle down infront of the computer and watch my stocks and shares, I basicly just copy everything Alan Sugar does, and then I settle down for my Farmvile.
We tend to eat lunch out at lunch, she likes italian but I like chinese, we sometimes settle on sushi (don't tell her, but I don't really like the tuna, I just use it as leverage to get a salmon nargi).
Then i'ld settle down back into the office for the day, make sure my shares are buying high and selling low.
In the evening, we'll settle down for a bit of Law'n'Order and some House, she's got Salsa Lessons, been trying to get me to go for months, but it just isn't my cup of tea. Then it's off to bed with a nice horlicks and a good book.
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Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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mussley, hahah.
Oh gonz. You are so loveable and harmless and terrifyingly creepy sometimes.
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moohalaa, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:35,
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Hey mooey guess what guess what
I did a SONG! And it's listenable
IF YOU CLICK RIGHT HERE! Isn't that THE MOST AWESOME?
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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I like that but I don't like the continuous note that starts about 1:20 in
It hurts my ears
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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Also, what do you make that in?
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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SEXMUSICMAKKER900
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:53,
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I've got Ableton, Reason and Nuendo
But I don't have that :(
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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MAKE?
He doesn't MAKE songs. He just opens his brain and the tunes get delivered online via science
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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Buying high and selling low?
You'll be broke in no time :(
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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I just played with JackAction
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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+'s willy
lol
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moohalaa, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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that was already the joke :(
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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JEALOUS
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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Alright JA.
Happy fucking birthday *cwtches*
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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Cheers, golden girl.
I've been drinking champagne and eating cake.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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Good man.
I've been eating biscotti and drinking wine.
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:42,
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Fancy stuff.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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Not really.
I'm not a fancy girl, JA. I'm a girl of simple pleasures.
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:45,
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And I'm a very simple man. Wait...
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:45,
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Yeah, happy birthday. Hope it's a good'un.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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So's your face.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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I love you.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:48,
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Understandable.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:50,
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JA, could you hear me speaking or not?
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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It was very quiet, and I had the TV turned up quite loud.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:45,
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Ahh, good to know though.
It makes me understand why you stood in front of me when I was sniping :(
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:45,
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Yeah, I'm not really a sniping kind of guy. I tend to run in and fuck the consequences.
Which is why you had to revive me so many times.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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I'm a 'stand in the shadows sniping until you get a predator/harrier killstreak then unleash the fucking fury'
kind if guy
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:48,
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Jenpots,
you lucky, lucky girl...
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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JEALOUS
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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Nope.
You've seen last night's missive about me...
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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That was comedy gold.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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It sure was...
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Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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so it seems
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:50,
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Jesus Gonz, you really are a creepy motherfucker sometimes. <3
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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What.
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Dave! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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Oh Gonz, not again :(
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:48,
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That sounds like fun
I'm very tidy. Nothing out of place in my house
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:48,
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Good Lord...
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jim_bob is the new windy miller., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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bored of this
time for something completely different.
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:43,
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Over 80's nudist trampolining?
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HUGBOT, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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Eurgh, what a lot of wobbly bits
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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you seem to have forgotten to post whatever this 'completely different' thing was
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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meh
let someone else do that.
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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A lot of people here are 'completely different'
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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'completely different' baldmonkey.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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Doctor Who was excellent tonight
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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FUUUUCK I FORGOT IT WAS ON
Oh yeah, PS3 has iPlayer now. Sorted.
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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So does wii too.
Good Work BBC says I.
Justifies the licence fee on it's own does iPlayer.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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I win at Sunday night threads.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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yes
but it was long and I couldn't arsed scrolling all the way down.
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:49,
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Is this where a QFTWer makes a lack of an apology for length and is OH SO AMUSING?
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:52,
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I hope not
or I'll be forced to delete my post.
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:53,
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It's Asperger's Sunday.
www.b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573892
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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I read all of that, I don't feel like I've benefited from it....
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:14,
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this
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:19,
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Yeah, she obviously didn't spend any time at school as she doesn't KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING APOSTROPHE
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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oh man I have an apple
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:50,
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what colour?
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jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:51,
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you're a woman, you should know
what tinge does "apple white" have?
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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DESPAIR
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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Arthur "two sheds" Jackson
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raymond luxury yacht solutions is a bottle of fur short of a picnic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:51,
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battenburg?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:52,
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I would kill for real food.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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here is a nice picture of real food for you...
REAL FOOD
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:02,
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Tasty!
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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a man with 9 legs
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weaver. http://preview.tinyurl.com/2tsjrv, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:59,
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how does he smell?
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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Does he have a penis between each one?
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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each one plays a different note when you blow on it.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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different fruit juices spurt from each one when he's happy
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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Status Quo, right.
They're alright. Not amazing or whatever, but alright. But they've had a number one every decade for the last billion years or something like that. And the Rolling Stones are still touring even though they're just arthritically stumbling around the stage like they're still relevant. But either way, they earn enough per gig to take your mum out for a stand up meal before they take it in turns to pop blue pills and stuff it up her.
What current/modern/not old bands do you reckon will manage not to disband and instead carry on playing until they've all got prosthetic hips? My money's on Green Day. They're already twice the age of their target audience of rebellious teens and so long as they don't decide that they can't get on with each other any more they're sorted until they retire.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:16,
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Fast Food Rockers
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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Justify this answer.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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That's what I thought.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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MCDONALDS MCDONALDS
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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where are you going with this
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:06,
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As far away as possible, hopefully.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:06,
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Hmm.. just noticed somebody's added a cheeky line of text to my profile
I smell mod-based b4sh shenanigans...
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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The line of text I added to your youtube account ages ago is still there.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:17,
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So it is
I rarely go on YouTube
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:24,
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Can someone start a new thread now?
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:42,
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Fucking U2.
Bono cannot die.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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That was my first thought.
But I reckon Bono will eventually cunt off the rest of the band and have a solo career while the rest dwindle into obscurity.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:18,
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Nah.
They're held together by the love of the baby jebus. They're probably here forever.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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sadly
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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^^
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:30,
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I'd have a go at killing him, though.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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I fucking hate U2.
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BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:36,
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They speak very highly of you.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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This.
I quite like Pride in the Name of Love for the lyric 'one man come on a barbed wire fence'.
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:42,
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They're worshipped as deities around here.
On a Saturday in the Den, if you don't get in in time to put your own stuff on the jukebox, some cunt always plays two entire U2 albums back to back. Wanker.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:45,
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Urgh
Their music is wank, and Bono is NOT JESUS.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:13,
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The Walter Trout Band.
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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Is that your band?
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SuperMatt Riddle me this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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No.
do a yoochoob
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HUGBOT, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:17,
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Coldplay
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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Yeah.. can see that happening
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Nameless One Woooh, scary. Not really., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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Iron Maiden.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:18,
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I don't think you understand the question
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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Motorhead then.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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at least go for Hawkwind
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
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Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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I bet you'll say Status Quo next.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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That nice young Cliff Richard might have a future in the rock and roll business.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:26,
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Yeah.
Because they've not been around for over thirty years.
Have you left your reading glasses in your morris minor, grandad?
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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They said I wasn't safe to drive any more.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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At least you've still got your motobility scooter.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:26,
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They've been around thirty fucking years, they're not "not old" by any stretch of the imagination.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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Thirty years is practically no time at all.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
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Bless, you're so old.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
Reply)
Maybe not to you, Grandpa.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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U2 are around 20, so I suppose they don't count either.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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deep purple are a proper ship of thesius
see also: devo
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:29,
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The line up to deep purple / whitesnake / rainbow has changed so many times that each band's only been going about a week
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:30,
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I hope Green Day die in a terrible, terrible accident.
you'll be right about them if they don't.
Can't imagine most popular bands lasting the next decade, seeing how they're fucking shit.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:18,
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I really like Green Day, but I don't expect you to understand this.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
Reply)
In all honesty, you can like what you want to like,
but there's not a single likable thing about Green Day's music, image, or politics.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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This is me agreeing with MoT, right here.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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Do you totally want to play some Modern Warfare?
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:44,
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modern warfare 1?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:45,
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modern warfare 2
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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Why so sad, beautiful?
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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i do not own mw2
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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go buy it now
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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no, sunday and rain may hinder me.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:56,
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In a bit. I've got to finish watching this DVD first.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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I don't have all day :(
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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There's 40 minutes left.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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ok, gaz me at half 8.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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Will do, babe.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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S Club 7.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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muse
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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Doubt that.
The 'other two' will get pissed off with that girly bloke eventually and they'll break up within 5 years.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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so he can just hire new ones
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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They've been together for about 15 years already.
The drummer is also WAY more girly. Just a bit more shy, and doesn't wear tinfoil hats or read Twilight.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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The Offspring.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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I didn't read it all, something about bands.
I'm going to see a band on Thursday called 'Tim and Sam's Tim and the Sam Band, with Tim and Sam'.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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jedward
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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Have those Welsh freaks not been shot yet?
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:25,
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sadly not
never a new Mark Chapman when you want them.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:30,
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prodigy, all fucking day long
and the boy, big beasties, i love those jew cunts
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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im listening to an album called "space guitar & deathray boogie: vintage science fiction songs 1930-1954"
theyre probably all dead. its still good
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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I didn't even know science fiction songs existed before the supposed Roswell incident.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
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get involved.
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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yeah they did
the piano playing for the movie `Le Voyage dans la Lune` was inspirational.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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have a listen to what this
slinky little cunt can do
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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loading innit
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:45,
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oh man, valves, I love valves.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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get the fuck off my subthread mong
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:54,
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you're full of bitter, I bet you're lovely offline,
it's inevitable that we'll meet.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:58,
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i'm lovely offline
where do you live?
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:01,
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stop channeling me
its obvious
i love him
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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i mean, he's so fucking witty
and interesting. and he totally knows gobbo
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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i don't notice him all that often to be honest
i tend think of him as MoT without the wit
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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oh snap
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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you gals are alright.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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handy andy will make a comeback in the new year, you'll see
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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I thought Handy Andy was a builder :(
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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he did release a song
`if I had a hammer` I believe.
although that could have been Peter Sutclife.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:24,
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he's so obscure,
once he's popular again I am going to totally be forced to hate him
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:26,
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chippie cunt
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:30,
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Kaiser Chiefs, Elbow, Doves, The Wildhearts and Terrorvision.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:26,
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Given the way that every Kaiser Chiefs album is slightly less good than the last
I reckon they'll not get past another album or two.
I live in hope that they'll turn it round though, I do like them.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:28,
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no, yes, yes, no and no
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:29,
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In all fairness both The Wildhearts and Terrorvision have been around for over nearly 20 years and they still manage to fill venues
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:06,
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hope so, don't care, not bothered, really that cunt should fuck off the hasbeen
and "you what? TEQUILA? Oh, get hit by a bus already, you cunt."
I hope they all die.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:32,
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Wub woo.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:37,
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Britney Spears.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:29,
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She'll be up there on stage in her 70's.
Dressed in her school uniform, gyrating round her zimmer frame.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:32,
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aaaaand thats me done.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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Actually, you're onto something with this one.
She seems to want to be Madonna anyway, she can keep on making records as long as she wants to.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:33,
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She'll be up there on stage in her 70's.
Dressed in her school uniform, gyrating round her zimmer frame.
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:33,
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Stage. 70s. Uniform. Zimmer.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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One hand typing there, Dr?
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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School uniform with orthopedic shoes.
PHWOAR!
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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I can't think of a single band that has got together this millenium
that I really enjoy and hope they maintain their succesful musical output. It's all wank. Give up.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:33,
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so, what's the best band of all time, in your opinion?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:37,
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Edvard Grieg and the Griegy Griegers
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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what a stupid fucking question
a better one would be "what band do you most consistently enjoy the output of" and I'd probably say At Swim Two Birds, I can come back to the Quigley's Point album any day, any time.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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oh man, you're so angry,
that's your thing right. Keep it up.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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also, what's your favourite colour?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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I presume yours is milling around with a gormless smirk on your face
good going, keep it up.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:44,
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will do man, do you want some more banal questions?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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not particularly, but you won't be able to restrain yourself from asking them anyway
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:52,
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I'll do my best, you should polish off this sub-thread with something angry...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:00,
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RAWR.
now go fucking do one.
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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i love you
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:34,
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Green Day find a new group of 15 year olds every time they release the same album, rehashed
for me it was American Idiot, this current album will snare the teens about now. Good on them, as long as their older fans don't bitch about it too much.
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:36,
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gawd mine was dookie :\
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:37,
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lol OLD!
You'll be there in the moshpit in your 70s etc.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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yer innit, im not even a fucking fan anymore, THATS how old i am
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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I think I remember when Fat Mike from NOFX was thin.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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i cant even remember remembering
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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I've liked them since I started liking music and I think their new album is their best yet.
I get the feeling I'm in the minority though.
Now answer the question.
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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I still love Basket Case
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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you're still 15.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:44,
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Blimey
How tall am I going to get? :S
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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It IS a great film.
"What's in the basket?"
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Jybmtvcxw
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willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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the beatles
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Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:38,
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The Nolans
oh.. hang on..
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TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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Apparently my sister takes my niece swimming with the son of a guy who used to be in Bush
True story.
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:44,
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Is Bush a band?
Or is this your way of outing a former president of the USA?
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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Australian band
You may know their mid 90s hit "Swallowed", and I'm pretty sure I only heard of them because a friend at school was a big fan of them and Silverchair, but only because he wanted to be different as everyone else was into Blur, Oasis or Nirvana
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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You went to school with a bunch of cunts
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cowfoo shitty pixel waster, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:56,
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or because the lead singer was porking Gwen Stefani
and they were, I suppose, the newest "sound" between the death of Kurt Cobain and therefore Nirvana, and the rise of the Foo Fighters. And they weren't that awful at it either. Tepid, but not awful.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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Vybz Kartel
cah dem man dem cyaan dead, fe real my yoot.
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cowfoo shitty pixel waster, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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boyzone
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:50,
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uh dude steven gately is dead so thats not gonna happen you silly sausage
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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Michael Jackson
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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hey everyone, bookmark this, this is friz being shit, next time he mentions how hard a time he is having of it or his fromt pages we can post this
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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Did you see my latest front page?
It was the SAME JOKE as my first one!
I'm fucking awesome, me
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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Didn't you have important stuff to be doing?
you fucking idiot.
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cowfoo shitty pixel waster, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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*sigh*
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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"Jacko: Exhumed" the musical
in which a disfigured corpse dangled from a crane and battered by the winds provides cryptic life-advice to a village of troubled eskimos. Scored by Julian Lloyd-Webber.
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raymond luxury yacht solutions is a bottle of fur short of a picnic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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No, no
Don't play along with a jokey suggestion.
Mongychops'll have an aneurysm
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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See, now I'm just plain aroused.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:30,
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I think they were on Jonathan Ross not long ago.
I always thought dressing like that was a phase.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:58,
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Are the Red Hot Chili Peppers still churning out shit?
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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NOFX have been going for a while, and they don't show signs of stopping.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:00,
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^this
fat wreck chords is shit now, but they'll keep releasing stuff for about 20 more years i expect.
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Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:08,
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Keith Harris & Orville
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broadsword boink, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:00,
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totally seen keith & orville live, right here.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:42,
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Proclaimers
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:01,
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^this
yes
and they'll deserve it
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raymond luxury yacht solutions is a bottle of fur short of a picnic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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i own their shit up my local, people ask if dave is doing his 500 miles shit tonight
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:09,
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I saw them live a couple of years back
and a jolly good evening of entertainment it was. Apart from the support band, who were shit.
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:10,
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Iron Maiden will keep going.
But they're halfway there already.
Elbow will certainly keep going until they die.
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SuperMatt Riddle me this, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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Hold on
I don't care. With the exception of broadyswordy and possibly mongy your collective taste in music is nothing short of fucking retarded. I hope you all get ear cancer.
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cowfoo shitty pixel waster, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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He didn't ask what music we liked fuck face.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 20:24,
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Do you ever load up facebook and find somebody's been tagged in a photo,
that takes you by surprise...
www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/what.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:53,
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No, can't say I have.
Next.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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Cheer up you moany old cow,
I'm sure you'll find someone to take you up the snuffer eventually.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:55,
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I PUT FORWARD THE CONCEPT OF 90NZ!
90nz0 deserves hot love!
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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I would like to second this motion.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:58,
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Isn't that what SexFace left Sammi to give him?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:58,
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I am in support of this.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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Did I leave the iron on?
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:58,
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I don't even own an iron.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:59,
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no wonder your cat has so many wrinkles!
you could soon sort that out by gently rubbing a red hot piece of metal over its back.
and as a added incentive, you get to smell something akin to bacon cooking.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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That cat is going to end up in the fucking george foreman if she doesn't stop robbing food.
She nicked another slice of bread today.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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She's HUNTING.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:06,
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Yeah, even though she's fully fed. Has eaten her way in to several bags of dog food, too.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:07,
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now there is a cat with personality issues.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:07,
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She's a rescue, probably still can't quite believe there's regular food coming.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:09,
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Yes, that's what we reckon about Wols. She eats like a dog.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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Does she open the press, drag the loaf of bread out, and eat several slices before she's caught?
Jessie has teamed up with Harry, one of the older girls. Pair of pillaging Vikings, they are.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:12,
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you should make her a proper cat thief outfit
with a little swag bag for her back.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
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Aw, I might.
I have nothing better to do.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:25,
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Gannet.
I love the official advice that says 'A cat will stop eating when it is full, therefore they do not overfeed unless it is forced to become a habit'.
Wolsey would happily nom till the cows come home.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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What the fuck official advice is that? That's totally wrong.
All the obese cats we see in practice aren't force fed, but it is their owner's fault.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:11,
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Now that's a cat worth keeping.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:11,
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Yeah, she's cool. She looks like a pirate because her right eye is spacky.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:14,
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nah , farking thieving!
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:07,
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Christ
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:55,
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Come to think of it
I haven't "blacked up" since primary school. Might be time to do it again
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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black and white minstrel show?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:01,
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I'm up for it if you are.
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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i don't use facebook, so no, only cunts use that shit
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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man, you're too cool for the internet.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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and msn, what a load of fucking bollocks
im all about teletext these days
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:57,
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i can't work it, i've given up, i've even lost what i was doing
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:05,
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no more lulz :(((
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:05,
Reply)
LIES!
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:58,
Reply)
friend request sent.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:00,
Reply)
good luck, that's on a rocketmail email that i have no idea what i signed up on
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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I'm a patient man, I'll wait.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:13,
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that's not my only account, i still don't use it, full of no mark wankers
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:01,
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stop giving away trade fucking secrets lucy loose lips
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:06,
Reply)
No.
Not ever.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:57,
Reply)
This place is like a fucking misery factory some days.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:57,
Reply)
unsatis-factory
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:58,
Reply)
i stole that.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:59,
Reply)
They look nothing like Hankster, you terrible internet bully.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:57,
Reply)
i went to 2 mcdonalds parties the other weekend, the kids loved it, it was a treat for them for there birthdays, they didn't fancy red snapper on saffron rice with a spinich and water cress salad, imagine that!!!!!!
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:12,
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Smashing.
I completely understand what this has to do with the rest of the thread.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:21,
Reply)
Did you not realise you'd friended a Jackson 5 looky-likey group?
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Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:00,
Reply)
Add me you fucking whore.
I'm going for a shower.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:02,
Reply)
do some gazzing or something then.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:15,
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Thank Christ The Doveston's here to sort these shit people out.
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JackAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:07,
Reply)
Did you have a birthday bash then, or what?
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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Football?
9-1.
That is all.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:51,
Reply)
is it?
good, fuck orf now then
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:52,
Reply)
Did one side score more wins than the other? That's lovely.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:52,
Reply)
Oh no! Not sports!
How terribly boring. Nobody in the whole wide world gives a shit about football. I'm sorry for talking about something that nobody has ever heard of.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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That's nice dear.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:54,
Reply)
you tedious cunt.
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:54,
Reply)
I was being serious :(
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:54,
Reply)
oh man me too!
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:55,
Reply)
i've got your back on this one, it worries me that a young man with some degree or some shit finds so much time to be online
i've convinced myself that he is a disabled and that is why he doesn't go out and fuck chicks
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:59,
Reply)
I'm barely on any more.
193 posts this week, which wouldn't even register back in the day.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:00,
Reply)
hey, i've got no problem with the disabled, just don't come near me, i don't want to catch spastic. no offence
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:02,
Reply)
You can't catch spastic like that mongy.
You can only catch it by fucking them.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:08,
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are you suggesting his bird's a spaz
i cant believe you went there
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:11,
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What the hell kind of wrongness are you banging on about now?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:12,
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are you fucking saying i only pull cripples? i chose them
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:19,
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I'm saying I've seen you clamping their wheelchairs so they can't get away.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:21,
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to be fair you yid cunts are wankers
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:54,
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it's a bit cold for me to be going to watch the football
i'm impressed by your dedication to your team
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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Poor Wigan.
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:54,
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Only £20.8million this year...
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:55,
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Oh.
Sorry, read that wrong.
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Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:56,
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Now I get it.
I didn't understand before so I didn't reply.
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:57,
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Yeah, great.
Dull sport.
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Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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eleven men against eleven, doing simple arithmetic
the answer is 8! 8, you fools!
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spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:49,
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Evening.
Have it. You love it.Food etc...
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:49,
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alright captn hood-butter
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:50,
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alright
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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I like this
Thanks again CHB, it was great :D
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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No probs.
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:21,
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brb shitting
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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i bet you ent
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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I've had a gander and he really is.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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i bet you never
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:03,
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Don't ever doubt me.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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haha totally pulling rank here
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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omg back
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:01,
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That's lovely
Did you have fun?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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I wish Sexface was dead.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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Wishes don't come true if you tell people what they are
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:59,
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You stupid cunt.
If I go into a sandwich shop and say 'I wish I could have a cheese sandwich' they don't give you a ham one do they?
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:01,
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No, but you would sound like a twat
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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No, they tell you to fuck off and learn how to ask for a sandwich like a grown up
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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Did you go to the bash last night?
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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Did he fuck
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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I don't think you'd have noticed anyway.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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*shocked face*
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:24,
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No, in the end I decided I really couldn't afford it
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SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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YES!
I got to hug cr3 and I got to hug spangolin and I got to hug sleepybinky, then I hugged all three of them together, then I passed out.
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:59,
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Awesome
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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im imagining you drooling here
are you still in school
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:11,
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i wish i was
you hearing this badger, this better come true you cunt
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:25,
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dont drag my fucking trolly subthread into your peado fantasies
my deleting finger is fucking itching right now
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:27,
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whoa, i'd just like to go back
apply myself better, really learn shit about stuff, not be so fick
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:37,
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oh do jog on, youre one of the smartest blokes i know
its all about the knee highs with you
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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no way, i'd be all over that math shit, and rittin and reddin books, man i could become a brian dokter
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:42,
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pull the fucking other one wimpychicken, its got scabs on
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:44,
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whoa, i'm total garages into lernins, i cud speck fench or some shit
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:50,
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yer, i see you trolly
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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You just wanna finger a primary school teacher.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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i fucking hate teachers, lazy shit cunts
pretentious no marks, bullies and nonces, and thats the chicks
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:44,
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that's a bit harsh
what if a teacher were to read it?
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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shit cunts can't read
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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some of us can, mongy
some of us can
*sobs*
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Rathen, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:50,
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what the fuck does he know anyway, hes a fucking binman
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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you are more shit than MoT
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Rathen, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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hahaha you gullible fucking twat
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rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:06,
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gullible is such a cruel word
he's more naive really
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:07,
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can you fuck as like, some crazy voice typing shit going on in your house
bunch of wankers who bully kids, wow, make a 5 year old cry, great, how about teaching them something? oh no can't do that we are doing ict, fuck off
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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i don't know what they teach kids these days
the ones on here don't seem to get much benefit from it
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well, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:57,
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it's a pretty shit state of affairs innit
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Rathen, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:58,
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ICT? yeah, rubbish, learn to read
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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are you angling for some kind of quadronobbing?
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:16,
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No
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Maximinimus: benevolent giant and distributor of drunkeyhugs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:20,
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meh, fuck all that shit, you want to angle for carp
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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are they quadronobbable?
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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in poland they are
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:42,
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'Ning.
I hope a
great good reasonably tolerable time was had by
all most some.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:01,
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oh man, you didn't take photos of all the supermodels?
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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They were shy.
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Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:21,
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I like the david attenborough ones where he's sat in amongst them in the rain forest
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glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:23,
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Why have you labelled a couple of people cunts and twats in that?
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magnum, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:28,
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He's wacky
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:33,
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I hope you all had fun.
I have an ow.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 17:48,
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I'd just like to say that the olympics is NOT a lizard man conspiracy.
That is all...
What else is NOT a conspiracy?
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mr-lizard, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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Mr Burns isn't real
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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Neither is Ding.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:48,
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HUN DAN!
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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Just watching The Simpsons now
Mr Burns just downed a bottle of whiskey and is now driving off into the night.
I'm not impressed, Mr Burns
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:52,
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Police Dog
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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