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pushing that shit down the board now
on a scale from 1 (not excited at all) to 10 (very excited), how excited are you about it being christmas right now?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)
3.6

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)
well it's a start

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)
i'm at about 8.5 right now
finish work at lunchtime tomorrow and then i'll be a 10
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)
pretty sure most of this is down to me getting everyone in the christmas spirit

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)
get festively fucked
i've been on this hype train for ages
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)
new mod rules you can ban him for this, God said so

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
I arrived late to the /bored upset party, could someone give me a brief summary of the upsetters and upsettees please?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)

it's not christmas right now 4.9
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
sure it is!
everything is so merry and gay!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)
oh ok, if manolith says it's christmas, IT'S CHRISTMAS

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
I don't really understand the math, soz

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:15, Reply)
maybe you could ask a grownup to help you

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This will annoy someone.
Just popped in to leave a message for Gilgamess: I didn't reply to you after I ruined your chevron recently. This is because I only posted to ruin the chevron, and then I went away again.

I am not even sorry.

Everyone else:
You smell of poo and wee wee.

EDIT: These are pretty much my feelings toward XMas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpCr5pi3nE
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:06, Reply)
reporting this to the mods due to the new forum rules, bye Dave

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Someone resistant to the combined forces of citric acid and salt

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Who lives in a cardboard box under a bridge? Manolith homelesspants!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:33, Reply)
well i'm glad i can provide some joy to others

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)
haha, everyone smells of poo and wee except me

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
that's not what he said and you know it

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:17, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that's precisely what he said

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:19, Reply)
It is what I intended.
Gilgy has a more urban decay smell about him. Used condoms and cans of stella.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:20, Reply)
hey, I'm the one keeping this place going right now

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)
might do another chevron later

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
can you keep it going through xmas so I have something to do when I get back to work?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
can't make any promises that far ahead soz

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
that's pretty much everyone one bored excuse for posting FUCK

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)
I might start posting on /bored more, I think they'd appreciate more input from me

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our new /talk overlords.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
fucking hell
you and horrible have ruined christmas thread day. pack it up, everyone. we'll try again tomorrow
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:13, Reply)
he didn't even ruin my chevron,I totally made a chevron THEN he posted to break it up
he's not going to bring me down, I'm bigger than that
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Been at the burgers have you?
BIGGER
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:19, Reply)

soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/my-name-is-jacob-dyer/s-WNhQM
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Excellent.
I did not know you were on there. I have bookmarked you so I can silently stalk your activities.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)
there's nothing finished on there, just odds and sods I'm working on

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
That's what it's for really.
Too many fuckers dump finished work on there with no trace of how they arrived at that result, and expect glory because they think it's myspace.

Feedback is way more helpful on something unfinished.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This should be xmas no.1

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Rich.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Frank.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:39, Reply)
I am going to be driving through your neighbourhood within the hour.
Then later I will be at your local RIS supermarket testing out my invisibility cloak.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)
He's not called mr horrible for fun you know.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:19, Reply)
I hated that bloke's stupid squeaky voice and his fucking beard and his nose and he looked like he was an al-qaeda spokeman so I stopped watching after about 3 seconds

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)
He hates you too!
You should hatefuck.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I fail to see what this has to do with it being christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)
fuck Christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
couldn't you have made this the subject of the actual thread
we're going for thematic consistency, here!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)
so am I!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)
can't you just edit his original post to make it about christmas?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
it would be a hollow achievement if i did

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)
hey I just figured out tomorrow is christmas eve EVE
take that, christmas naysayers

so yeah, talk about christmas some more in this thread eh
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'm looking forward to easter

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)
yeah but that might not be for years and years

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Nah, I've got a good feeling about 2015
I think it'll be chocolatey
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)
poke it down your dickhole shit for brains

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I wasn't expecting this

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
your fault for fucking prattling on about easter like some kind of cunt

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
also remember to click I like this so we get more than three posts on the popular page pl0x kthxbai

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)
still dominating the popular page after The Pruning

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
quite some footprint you're leaving in the sands of time there

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
sniff my bum

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)
^popular pagin' this

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
the thing is right, that christmas was a pagan holiday anyway
so you religious bigots can do one, i'm going to celebrate anyway. jesus didn't exist and the bible was mistranslated, they were talking about the sun of god not the son of god. all you christians are idiots.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
hey, come on, m8.
peace and goodwill and that shit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
i'll kill anyone who insults my god

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Jesus was a dopey layabout cunt
and anyone who follows his barefoot homoerotic preaching example is an outrageous tosser.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)
lucky im a Catholic then

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
hey who likes christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
yeah i do

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
ok, that's me and you so far, anyone else?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I'll be honest, I was expecting more than just two people

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
it's because liking christmas isn't "cool"

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I don't know where they get these stupid ideas
I blame these rap singers
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
"yo yo yo, ho ho ho"
"christmas is rubbish, christmas is wack
if you like christmas, i'll give you a smack, fool"

etc
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
wha?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
that's an excerpt from 'fuck you, kringle'
by the hip hop superstar 'ebuhneeza screw-g'
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
hey it's exactly seven months to my birthday
just saying
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
imma buy you a dictionary so you can learn to spell challenging words like 'exactly'

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
the fuck are you talking about you idiot-bearded oaf

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
i thought you were above things like editing to prevent yourself looking like a big dumb-dumb moron

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
do you know what would be really useful
A second elbow halfway down the forearm
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
you're not wrong

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I KNEW it

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
autocorrect wanted that to be 'you're not wrong, you're just a prick'
it would actually have been less effort to post that

so yeah... merry christmas, ya filthy animal
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I appreciate the gesture
i.imgur.com/tVfynue.gif
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
hahahaha!
oh man, i am making soooo many of these
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
:D

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I'm still amazed at how many christmas haters there are here

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
i think this site has a higher than average number of maudlin wankers

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
bit personal

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
just answer the fucking question

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I did, below

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
wanker

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
that's not very christian

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
neither's Mohammed but you still pray to him you dirty suicide bomber

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
wel obvs

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
is the bomb or the bomber dirty?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
your bunghole
because you don't know how to wipe your bottom
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
of course
I have people to do that sort of thing for me
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
this is you, this is an actual photograph of you
b3ta.com/board/11125193
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
I'm not enough of a prick to own a pair of green trousers

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
photographs don't lie, man

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
it's clearly photoshopped
if that were me I'd be shitting all over the back of my trousers
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I don't think /bored know what to make of it

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

omb um
omb umm
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
yeah s'pose

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
christians
and povvos
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
oh, and the gays
they bloody love it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I suppose that's because they buy each other new dresses

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
because that's what the gays do, they wear dresses

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
they do
and they will have sex with ANYTHING. Even women at a push.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
and they're all child molesters, I read it in the daily mail

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
not turkeys, hahaha

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
oh hahaha

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I was watching countryfile yesterday and it said that Polish people eat carp for christmas. bunch of savages.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
That's one of those urban myths that keeps going round because of all this Eastern European immigration
Once you've lived here for a while you realise, they're not really people.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
they were only introduced by monks as a food fish back in the day, when carp fishing got big in France the French thought the english were mad putting them back

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
do monks also like monkfish?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
dunno I only deal with carp history

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
do you like gayspasticfish?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
no, because that's not a thing
i guess you must be a clownfish. or maybe a brassy chub
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
jesus

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
yur mum

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
is that a question

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
is THAT a question?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
IS that a question?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
phew

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
you talking to me?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
no
i try not to encourage you in any way
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Irreparably brain-damaged spastics
Also, some men and children.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
You looking forward to tucking into a nice plate of christmas carp?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
boiled carp, carp in jelly, carp with carrots, and battered herrings
ommy nom nom vom
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
no stuffed carp? or is that a jew thing

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I've not seen it, but that's because I normally spend christmas on the balcony puking up my guts from the stench of it all

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I really would starve, I don't eat fish

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)

traditional christmas food
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
oh yeah, i've seen that range in waitrose

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)
can I say hitler? I'm gonna say hitler.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
3/7 for me
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30392403
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
just noticed that there are only 6 questions in this one
i feel like i've been conned
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
3 for me too, i got 4 in part 1
lots of guesswork involved. apparently i've not been paying attention this year
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
5 for me

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
it's "alright"

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
me
it's great!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
^gets it

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)
i shall be taking the kids for their christmas day out tomorrow
including lunch out, lots of toys and, if i have my way, santa hats.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)

santa two
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
not those kind of toys

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
oh

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
you'd be an inaction figure

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
1 point of articulation
Now with 'wrist-raising' pose!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
fuck off you fucking cock shitter
No offence
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I bet you typed that then just thrashed your fists on the keyboard and wept bitter tears of impotent rage and frustration

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
more or less

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Oh my love we've had our share of tears
Oh my friend we've had our hopes and fears
Oh my friends it's been a long hard year
But now it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)
is it alright to call you on Christmas day
if I accidentally fall backwards on to my bog brush and get it stuck up my anus.
I just don't want to trouble the guys at A&E.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Not familiar with that one
Alvin Stardust?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Yeah
but his follow up single 'Birthday Boy's Toy Car up my Rectum' only reached number 45 in the charts.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
philistines

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Nah that was Desmond Dekker and the Aces

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
sometimes listening to you two talk is like visiting an old people's home

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)
sometimes listening to you is like SHUT UP YOU GIANT HIPPY

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)
^upset and gassy

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I'm both of those things, plus emotional

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)
aww

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
cheer up, it's christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)
typical jew

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
don't start your muslim antics today thank you very much, we don't want to hear about your six-armed monkey-headed gods and your koran full of lies

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
^jel

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
^radicalised young british muslim

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

radicalised
british muslim gifted and black
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
radical, dude

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
bit of a dilemma here, I'm bored of this but I can't think of a good topic for a new thread

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Lego is popular and that

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
just ask something about christmas
since it's christmas now, we should have a whole day of threads about christmas.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I'm going with that suggestion, thanks

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
don't speak, i know what you're thinking
i don't need your reasons, don't tell me 'cause it hurts
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I know I've felt like this before
and now Im feeling it even more
Because it came from you.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
aw, that's lovely that

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
yeah, shut up a minute
hey it's christmas!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
got my works Christmas do today, hooray

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)
just because they put a bit of last year's tinsel round the vat at the soup kitchen and give you a party hat made out of newspaper that doesn't actually count as a "christmas works do"

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)
you don't get to decide im soz

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
hey!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
hey it's christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
As a non-christian I find this offensive

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)

i.imgur.com/wkHvYhs.gif
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)
They love going online!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

i.imgur.com/WBRRfn8.jpg
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)
No, that one's shit.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Crikey

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
<3 harold

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)
yeah, we've done this already

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
are you sure?
I don't think we have, you know
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
short term memory is always the first thing to go
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7790493
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)

static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Alzheimer_a85841_1501449.jpg
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Hello
everyone ready for christmas?
it's nearly here.
it's not here yet.
it's not christmas yet.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Hullo MONO
Yes, all ready. Well, I need to get some booze and goose fat, but all sorted other than that. Put up the fucking tree yesterday.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
make sure you don't drink the wrong one!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Lard on the rocks

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)

mmm... delicious
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
oh man I LOVE Neil Diamond!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I've got around 20 bottles of wine
50 bottles of ale
a load of Rhubarb schnapps
a bottle of Blueberry liqueur
95% of which is all home made.
just need to get another bottle or two of gin, I drank it all :(
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
blimey, how many people have you got coming?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Oh, homemade
so it would've been there, christmas or not. Fair enough.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
yeah, i think it's safe to assume mono doesn't have anyone coming over for christmas

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
He's the little boy that santa claus forgot :(

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
it's no wonder he's such a misery guts
maybe this year he'll witness a miracle and turn his life around before it's too late
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)
The Ghost of Board Games Past will visit him when the bell tolls one

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
there'll be 5 of us I think.
I'm not sure the little person will be drinking, although she is partial to a little rhubarb schnapps.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Good old Jeanette Tough, she does like her schnapps alright

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
yay! it's christmas!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
+ nearly

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
- nearly
+ already
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)
We watched Muppets Christmas Carol at the cinema on saturday
It was beezer
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:15, Reply)
ha, cool
we watched it at work a couple of times
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I'm with Ricky Gervais on this one
The ONLY way to improve the greatest story ever written is to put the word 'Muppets' in front of it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)
i'd read the old muppet testament

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Mein Muppet Kampf

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
harry potter and the muppet's stone

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)
The easiest way to improve a Muppet film, is to remove Ricky Gervais.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
that's the best way to improve most things

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
So far we've done
Elf
Muppet Christmas Carol
Rise of the Guardians
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
The Polar Express
Home Alone
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
christ
No Gremlins?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
oh shit!
how could I forget!
We also did Die Hard with a Vengeance
not christmassy but it rounded things off nicely.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Well if you've watched 1 and 2 you might as well watch 3

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
yup
then you've watched all the die hards that were ever made
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
but...

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
ALL THE DIE HARDS THAT WERE EVER MADE

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I....ok

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
yeah

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
nice
we have elf, muppets, nightmare before christmas, die hard 1 & 2, home alone, jingle all the way, scrooged and a bunch of christmas sitcom episodes
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I might have to make sure we squeeze in Scrooged and Jingle all the way.
maybe bad santa
I've been told that Nightmare before christmas is for halloween, I usually watch it for both.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)
oh and national lampoon's christmas vacation of course!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)
My favourite bit from that
Is when Eddie says that whenever they use the microwave he pisses his pants and forgets who he is for half an hour
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)
morning
Bonne matin
Guten Morgen
Dobré ráno
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 7:51, Reply)
les bumholes

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)
Allez allez allez les bumholes!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)
what a terrible name that would be

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
He presented Family Misfortunes in the 80s.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:21, Reply)
I think I bought a used car off him once

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:30, Reply)
Ciao bella

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:58, Reply)
bored and on shamchat its shit
www.shamchat.com/b8935d/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:44, Reply)
dr who is shit
www.shamchat.com/07bf25/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:45, Reply)
war is hell
www.shamchat.com/4ad131/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:48, Reply)
this one was sad
www.shamchat.com/ce1c18/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:52, Reply)
i dunno why
www.shamchat.com/2d098b/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:53, Reply)
gran torino just starting on five

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
im watching saink about salmon fishing in yemen, not much fishing in it, it's no river monsters

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)
hard target on itv 4 if you prefer

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
I am also watching this also. Whole idea seems pretty pointless, I guess it's meant to be a metaphor for fishing and people who like fishing.

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:00, Reply)
proving too complex for you then, nevermind

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:13, Reply)
is it a cake?

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
dunno what that means soz

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)
it's ok

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
cool

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:04, Reply)
clint's neighbours open up sideways

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:49, Reply)
five?

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 23:56, Reply)
/board was fun tonight
and it's been a few years since I've said that.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 0:56, Reply)
I'd just like to reiterate this now, it was even more fun after I posted that.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:53, Reply)
This wine is disgusting
I'm going to open the other bottle and hope to god that it's drinkable. Damn you Aldi!!!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
what happened next?

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Opened the bottle of Barolo I got there to take away the taste of the Riesling
and the fucking thing was corked!!!!! Was pretty sure it was fucked then tasted a drip and had to spit it out. Very, very disappointed. Really bummed out. Had a glass of Armagnac to take away the taste. Fuck Aldi, fuck it up the ass with a dog's cock. I'm sticking to the Virgin wine club from now on gaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)
driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
we got through 4 bottles of aldi chateau neuf at our party last night, very well received.

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Received by the toilet?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 2:45, Reply)
alright
Just left the juicer. Heading home after a particularly well juiced weekend.
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)
thread could use a sympathy reply

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Go fuck yourself frank

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 10:16, Reply)
alright?
© Bill Clay.

#9/11
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
it's great that rob decided make /board live the day after the wtc collapsed

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
not saying there's any connection

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
are you blaming alan rickman for 9/11?

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Mr Takagi was the 12th hijacker

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:27, Reply)
pff

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
alright
what's a good funny film that I might not have seen?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Oldboy

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
alright giggles
looks a bit highbrow, are there knob & fart jokes?
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
he eats a squid, it's WELL lol

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH0cV8FcfV4
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)
lololol

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)
wasting away

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1027762
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
yes
stupidly brilliant
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Gracias I shall give it a go

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:28, Reply)
it's a bit odd at first
but you'll soon work it out
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Snowtown

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1680114/
doesn't look very lol
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
dunno, soz dearest b

(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
sweetest m
no worries

always b xx
(, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)

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