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I'm off to see Dunkirk in a minute and I've got hiccups
You having anything nice for dinner?
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:42, Reply)
My grandad said it was shit

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:46, Reply)
How unpatriotic of him.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:25, Reply)
Only cos his side lost.

(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:05, Reply)
Whatever I can eat that doesn't need cooking

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:18, Reply)
pot noodle

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:40, Reply)
Can't eat those

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:07, Reply)
lettuce

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:06, Reply)
I have lettuce
And cream cheese with chives
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:07, Reply)
I saw some lovely graff on my seaside stroll
imgur.com/a/z6jNN

Then I went to B&M for some teatowels, it smelt of piss and the woman at the till told me to give her my card 'just in case' as I was packing them and 4 bottles of efes into my bag. Not had that before.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:20, Reply)
Sounds like Scarborough

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:41, Reply)
Classic Aberdeen!

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:18, Reply)
Alright dozer, you big gype.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:21, Reply)
Dunno who that is

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:33, Reply)
Just in case what?
You leg it with the shopping?
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:19, Reply)
I assume so, yes.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:20, Reply)
Home made sarnies on a train
Go fuck yourself
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:18, Reply)
I wouldn't mind seeing it
mussels in garlic butter sauce & sweet potato mash with cheese
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:31, Reply)
oooo it looks very good! have fun :)
CHICKEN AND VEG FULLSTOP.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:37, Reply)
I just got in a fight with a bloke from 3 doors down.
No punches thrown, but I fear for my life now.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:39, Reply)
did you leg kick?

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:40, Reply)
Proper van damming

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:58, Reply)
I watched Timecop recently and was pleasantly surprised.
Plus it had her from Ferris Bueller in it.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:07, Reply)
van damme is nothing more than a ballet dancer with a silly accent

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:12, Reply)
Thair's
nevair
e-nuff
tam
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:14, Reply)
And then later on he punches a snake in the face

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:17, Reply)
pfffft, snakes are nature's marsh mallows

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:24, Reply)
What was it about?

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:41, Reply)
I moved a pallet he'd left outside his house to save a space.
He kicked off.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:35, Reply)
Fuck that cunt
You were in the right
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:55, Reply)
Sounds like it.
But then my attitude towards parking is apparently unfavorable.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:05, Reply)
I'm only sorry I wasn't here to start an argument and make myself even less popular.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:19, Reply)
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND GET READY TO DIE.
twitter.com/BeaumontHorace/status/888804055690203136
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:51, Reply)
Kylie Minogue's less-succeszzzzz

(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:58, Reply)
He said it was illegal to work on my bike in the street as well.
When I pointed out he could fuck off he took offense.
I went and apologised to his wife for calling her a stupid cunt, but he refused to come to the door to shake hands and call it a stupid argument over nothing.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:24, Reply)
I think someone's tried to tell me that before when I was doing the power steering on my car.
Bit late when I've got the bumpers, lights and the radiator off innit?
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:52, Reply)
lots of pallets are privately owned. Should've threatened to take it up with CHEP.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:06, Reply)
Good idea.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:26, Reply)
I was out with my boy the other day walking along a canal when some wanker with a Pittbull came along
Dog not on a lead, runs straight up to my boy, I tell him to get away and that the dog should be on a lead.

He called me a cunt. I think we may have met before.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:51, Reply)
Brad Arnold?

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:49, Reply)
Muff guffs thread

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 13:27, Reply)
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(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 13:59, Reply)
your mum's muff guffs could summon a saxon army m8

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:19, Reply)
All guff, no muff, I shouldn't wonder.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:52, Reply)
*cunt pumps*

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:53, Reply)

parp
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:56, Reply)
lol, 403

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:00, Reply)
*face swaps*

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:59, Reply)
*hangover shits*

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:07, Reply)
Haha vaginal wind!

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:28, Reply)
^ InFest

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:28, Reply)
Muff guuuuufs in the open air
Muff guuuuufs where the skies are blue
Muff guuuuufs this is what we're gonna do
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:53, Reply)
muff, guff,
let it all out, these are the things I can do without
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:58, Reply)
Come on, I'm guffing on you, come on

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:58, Reply)
Come on m8, it's Sunday, yeah?

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:10, Reply)
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (she's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When muffs guff
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:17, Reply)
I learnt a new French word for 'muff guff' this morning.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:28, Reply)
royale with breeze

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:31, Reply)
vg

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:34, Reply)
Lawley Kazoo

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:03, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 0:56, Reply)
Alright

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 1:00, Reply)
cheers

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 1:29, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 5:52, Reply)
Merely a technicality.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:03, Reply)
Morning
I should have been in Florence today, sipping a nice glass of franciacorta in a cafe near the Duomo.
Instead I'm getting covered in Ready Brek as my daughter refuses to eat her breakfast whilst my wife's vomiting noisily upstairs.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:19, Reply)
Just remember that this is all your own fault.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:27, Reply)
Innit though

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 9:27, Reply)
They both look naked in this top photo, bit weird
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40692457
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:36, Reply)
Children and their parents being naked together isn't all that wierd.
"Sons affected by mother's passing" being a top news story, that's a bit wierd.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:51, Reply)
Fucking hell, have had total mac meltdown
Somehow managed to move EVERY file in the USB HD from its folder to the desktop. THEN tried to restore and lost all the files and realised that the backup HD is corrupted.

Thank god another HD backed everything up a few weeks ago - now restoring files and have invested in a two year subscription of iDrive.

There has been screaming and shouting.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:46, Reply)
Have you tried using a proper computer?
lol, Mac vs PC, like it's the mid 90s, or something.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:49, Reply)
Yes
Nostalgia etc.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:05, Reply)
sudo rm -rf system32

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:17, Reply)
Hmm, google says that this is an actual thing and I know nothing about linux

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:19, Reply)
Thanks
is okay though, I've found my old files on an old external HD so just copying them across. Am going to smash the other one with a hammer tho
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:27, Reply)
Local storage is SO two years ago, you need to store everything on one of these clouds that all the cool people are talking about, so when your internet drops out you can't get to any of your files, plus all your private stuff can be read by other people

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:37, Reply)
A trawl through my private files
will put ANYONE off hacking people's online storage...
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:40, Reply)
^15TB of dick pics

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:47, Reply)
You can't compress dicks that much

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:53, Reply)
No doubt you've tried plenty of times, you dirty old bollocks

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:57, Reply)
Afternoon all!
i shall soon be preparing for what promises to be a by-the-book piss up and all nighter with the lads.
any exciting plans?
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 15:43, Reply)
no
the in-laws are here so the spawn is taken care of, but I feel rough so my night's potentially wasted.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:31, Reply)
i always say
if you're feeling ill anyway, you might as well get pissed
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:33, Reply)
I'm off to the pub in a minute.
Only for a couple mind.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:41, Reply)
Currently undecided.
I'm tempted to go to the cinema. I'm also tempted to cane it and watch films on my hard drive.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:54, Reply)
Go for option B

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:58, Reply)

option Zyklon
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:32, Reply)
Option B it is going to be.
My spectacularly loud neighbours have been doing a very credible impression of howler monkeys for the past hour, so a dash of the old sauce would take the edge off that very nicely.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:36, Reply)
More than a dash

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:42, Reply)
I believe a 'dash' is an old regional measurement of volume equating to fourteen modern pints.

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:43, Reply)
Not really, recovering from a hangover

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:08, Reply)
Quiet and boring evening in for me. Doing a madras though, so not all bad.

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:14, Reply)
Nice!

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:59, Reply)
Drink and drugs

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:19, Reply)
Invade Poland.

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:22, Reply)
invade it with your love, dear stuj

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:23, Reply)
:D

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:29, Reply)
Try the Pierogi
And remember to tip your waitress
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:43, Reply)
No
I have to look after the baby whilst the wife vomits
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 19:14, Reply)
I think your diagnosis was wrong
There's nothing wrong with my stomach, but my throat's fucked.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 19:46, Reply)
Sorry no refunds

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 21:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhcIpp6LqXQ
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 0:19, Reply)
Going to see Dunkirk in a bit.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:23, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 8:37, Reply)
Hello.
Feeling better?
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 8:40, Reply)
yes and no
lost my voice now
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:08, Reply)
is one of your other senses improved now that another is gone?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:19, Reply)
Pardon?
Hahahahahahaha!
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:24, Reply)
HE SAID "BUMMERS ARE DEAF"

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:29, Reply)
Probably all that spunk in their ears

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:58, Reply)


(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:40, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 8:57, Reply)
yup

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:08, Reply)
Got Khanate on the stereo here

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:45, Reply)
not listened to them in yonks
Which album?
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:34, Reply)
Clean Hands Go Foul

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 11:24, Reply)
Alright

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:06, Reply)
yer you?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:08, Reply)
No mate.
That prick really fucked the dog with my tanks. Full of sand and really difficult to get out. He knocked quite a lot of money off but it's proving difficult. I run a fuel filter because old tanks flake rust no matter what you do, but this is stupid.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:19, Reply)
kneecap the motherfucker

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:37, Reply)
may the saturday be with you

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:18, Reply)
lol like galaxy quest!

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:38, Reply)
m0rn1ng

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:24, Reply)
leet

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:35, Reply)
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:26, Reply)
alright ermintrude

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:38, Reply)
Scone Palace m8
Level 42, Trevor Horn Band, Musical Youth, The Undertones, The Real Thing, Heather Small, Go West, Chesney Hawkes, T'Pau, The Human League, Nick Kershaw and Dom Robinson.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 9:49, Reply)
jesus christ that sounds awful

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:38, Reply)
although soneone linked to an album on here full of great music fir kids parties
and now I can't find the thread
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 10:39, Reply)
Livin' it up, livin' it up, AH CAN FEELIT
Livin' it up AH GAD FAH WAD MUR SHAN

yesssss, classic
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 11:40, Reply)
ah durn wanna gurdawah, ah said ah nurwaddawan anna durnwanna gurdawah
ADUYA FALLERMEH
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 11:42, Reply)
lol

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 11:54, Reply)
Are you having a stroke?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 12:46, Reply)
^Nigerian Mark King

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 12:59, Reply)
Arseface covered that?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:31, Reply)
I wanted a film that didn't require much thought so I watched The Equalizer.
The plot's all over the shop, but I enjoyed the bit where Denzil goes after people in B&Q with a Hilti gun.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Last night's gig was the worst bait-and-switch in the history of live gigs, maybe ever.
We were promised some decent crunchy and bleepy electronica. We were given a muppet with a Mac who lazily mixed his way through some commercial rip-off of tribal house and threw in a few Latin pop tracks for good measure. He'd even been 'playing' for three-quarters of an hour before we realised it was the actual gig and not the warm-up act.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:38, Reply)
Did they actually change the line-up or did the guy just turn up and do a really half-arsed job?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:44, Reply)
I don't think it was even the same guy.
The main act was billed as a group. Of course, not a word was said by the team at the venue itself.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:46, Reply)
I got caught out by that when I thought I was seeing the beta band.
I didn't notice the small lettering that it was actually just a DJ set.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:49, Reply)
Makes you wonder why they think they can get away with it, really.
Do they honestly think we won't notice?
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:55, Reply)
Oh hi Mark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qab3TMg42k
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 13:42, Reply)
Monobrow thread.
eyebrow threading can really make a difference for those uggoes with a monobrow!
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 23:40, Reply)
Sian Williams will be appearing at Appledore Book Festival, which runs from September 22 until September 30.

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 0:15, Reply)
How can they possibly know that?

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 4:36, Reply)
sexy

(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 8:09, Reply)
Well here it is, Friday evening, everybody's having fun
Look up my poo-chute now, it's only just beguuuunnn

A sobering thought.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:24, Reply)
I'm strolling up the juicer , I wonder what delights it has in-store

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:26, Reply)
I bought a really nice looking bottle of rum this week and it really is.
Nice looking, I mean. It tastes like shit, I'm gutted, it's like banana liqueur
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Cocktail it somehow

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:29, Reply)
Grapefruit juice takes the sweetness down a notch

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:30, Reply)
I had a taste of this yesterday, grim
www.ratebeer.com/beer/greene-king-bermuda-joes/534585/
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:32, Reply)
jesus

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:34, Reply)
I know let's make a pineapple bitter said nobody ever

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:35, Reply)
These craft cunts need a slap

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:36, Reply)
Somebody went to a local camra meeting the other day and said they were really unfriendly and aloof

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:41, Reply)
the thing is, the 'campaign' is surely over, now. Real ale is everywhere, so they can just pack up and go home.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:46, Reply)
maybe change it to 'benefactors of real ale'

lol bra
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:49, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:51, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:53, Reply)
haha like ladies wear on their breasts!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:05, Reply)
Wait, what?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:58, Reply)
Ok, like ladies and men like Beefster wear on their breasts.
Happier now?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:01, Reply)
THANK YOU

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:05, Reply)
oh no there is still a big debate to be had about whether to accept craft ale which is rarely real ale
also who else is there to complain about shit pubs that no one goes to are closing down?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:04, Reply)
Oh.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:58, Reply)
I bloody hated every stupid camra member stuck up beer wanker I ever met.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:59, Reply)
I know one that's alright.
He's even alright despite not only being a CAMRA git, but ALSO one of them Sealed Knot weirdies.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:09, Reply)
Is it you? Cos you're a prick m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:10, Reply)
Nah. And the fact that you're a Ginge AND an owner of TWO gaymoNOTdogs kind of makes YOU the prick here m8.
*Points and laughs*
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:13, Reply)
3 m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:14, Reply)
Oh Christ, it gets worse.
:(
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:25, Reply)
They seem to think buying a couple of halves at the weekend somehow props up a pub more than the locals that drink about 8 pints of lager each a night.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:12, Reply)
9

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:14, Reply)
9, fucking light weights

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:35, Reply)
Big Peter can do 12 in about 2 hours if his wife's expecting him home.
Still goes and gets a carry out on the way home as well.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:45, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:36, Reply)
Fuck that.
It sounds minging, but I don't mind the odd bottle of that banana bread beer.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:49, Reply)
Sounds like the perfect thing to drink while listening to Ultimate Breaks and Beats.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:36, Reply)
If you say so m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:39, Reply)

listening to Ultimate Breaks and
s boxing in the nude
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:45, Reply)
I couldn't sleep last night so I drank half a bottle of cherry brandy in bed.
Limoncello tonight
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:39, Reply)
And Saturday night will be Limoncherry Brandycello time!
Dee Dee na na na
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 20:12, Reply)
Boul ma sene, boul ma guiss madi re nga fokni mane
Khamouma li neka thi sama souf ak thi guinaw
Beugouma kouma khol oaldine yaw li neka si yaw
Mo ne si man, li ne si mane moye dilene diapale
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:28, Reply)
I disagree

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:30, Reply)
I respect that

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:34, Reply)
see, everyone?
it's possible to have different opinions without resorting to 'prick' this and 'Hitler' that.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:40, Reply)
i disagree

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:46, Reply)
I respect that

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:47, Reply)
thanks, prickler

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:50, Reply)
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Macarena!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:47, Reply)
he'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:50, Reply)
*Welsh Nots*
ENGLISH Damnit.
Slowly.
And.
LOUDLY.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:03, Reply)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 21:41, Reply)
Your all poo-chute

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:30, Reply)
I'm poo-chuting as I type this

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:31, Reply)
If I said you had a beautiful poo-chute would you hold it against me

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:41, Reply)
To err is human, to poo-chute divine

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:48, Reply)
Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be poo-chute was very heaven

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:56, Reply)
This is the future that liberals want

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:45, Reply)

Ah, poo-chute - poo-chute good
Ah, poo-chute - poo-chute real good
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:06, Reply)
You jel? Yeah u r
me.me/i/gold-washing-machine-2680842
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:17, Reply)
What apps has it got?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:46, Reply)
Oooooh poo-chute to the music

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:21, Reply)
Rrrrrrrrrroot poo-chute the finest girl you ever wanna moot

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:31, Reply)
Take another look, tell me baby
Poo-chutin' who
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:44, Reply)
It's FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAY

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:00, Reply)
Calm down m8 ffs

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:00, Reply)
*feelz the noize*

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:10, Reply)
Hi homo's!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:07, Reply)
I'm hoping my kid gets stuck in traffic on his way back from his school trip so I've got time to eat my takeaway foood

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:07, Reply)
Dead Ringers has gone from shit, to really shit, to super turbo mega shit.
Keyword: shit.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:51, Reply)
The mistake you're making is listening to radio 4

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:55, Reply)
I'll not hear a bad word against isihac, apart from the singalong rounds, they're bollocks.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:01, Reply)
Comedy cemetery

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:12, Reply)
the lovely mishal husain
/ac
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:07, Reply)
vivienne nunis

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:11, Reply)
Radio 4 is the best radio.
Except when Dead Ringers, Count Arthur Strong, or Ramblings is on, when it becomes a dreadful waste of the license fee.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:09, Reply)
I bet you listen to that wanker John Finnemore
Only good thing he ever did was Cabin Pressure
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:11, Reply)
I bloody love John Finnemore, yes.
Cabin Pressure is one of the best things ever.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 20:56, Reply)
I've ordered some take away and got a load of cans.
Today's supposed relaxing day off was good, and I got some stuff sorted, but it doesn't feel like I had a nice relaxing day off.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:57, Reply)
Guff in a Kinder Egg m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:03, Reply)
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:10, Reply)
I better observe to make sure it's done properly

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:12, Reply)
Picked up 3 10 packs of Bud on the way home from Pub.
Mystic stuj forsees a possible apologetic phonecall to the mrs sometime tomorrow afternoon.
"Yeah, sorry Darling, not going to be able to make that lunch after all. Noooo, No, I'm just a bit queasy. No I didn't drink that much yesterday, just a couple of pints in the afternoon. I think that the fish I had later might have been a bit off. No, I wasn't up drinking and playing Skyrim all night. What text? Oh. Sorry hon. Sorry. Sorry. Love you. Sorry."
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:08, Reply)
I'm biding out the pub but I've a bottle and a half of crianza.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:38, Reply)
Got Headhunters on, Yes I.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 21:12, Reply)
catching up the week's best on /r/popping

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 19:44, Reply)
Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 21:38, Reply)
lacks a monobrow

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 21:43, Reply)
Monobrows are well kool

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 21:50, Reply)
The trick is not to prick them.
So said a rock climbing Gary Rhodes on an advert thst seems to have completely dissapeared.
What do you remember vividly for no reason?

More importantly, what don't you remember?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:37, Reply)
stay classy bexley
www.newsflare.com/video/138285/other/bexley-village-httpstcotwvrtnmmku
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:40, Reply)
Top cunt right there.
Banterriffic
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:41, Reply)
I have very few memories of before I was run over, which is a shame
Apparently my grandfather and I were very close, but I have no memory of him at all
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:41, Reply)
What age were you?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:42, Reply)
10
almost 11
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:42, Reply)
Oh, so run over by a horse and cart if it was that long ago.
Nasty.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:48, Reply)
You're probably too young to remember the Sinclair C5, aren't you?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:50, Reply)
we had a CDT teacher at school who had one
He was a proper socks'n'sandals wanker with giant bushes of ginger nose hair.

He would ride around the playground on it, blissfully unaware of the savage mockery this engendered.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:54, Reply)
Brilliant.
He is now my hero.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:57, Reply)
We had an IT teacher called Reg
he had such a buid up of dental plaque you could not see where is actual teeth were, nice guy, awful breath.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:30, Reply)
Lol we had an art teacher called 'Death Breath'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:45, Reply)
What were his/her parents thinking?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:09, Reply)
Our IT teacher had an 80's perm, a bit like Hasselhoff but curlier.
He drove one of the 80's VW sirocco's as well.

This wouldn't sound so bad but I left high school in 2003.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:49, Reply)
lol
we had a history teacher who wore black polonecks under his suit and drove a Ford Sierra with blacked out windows. He was in his 40s and claimed he used to be in the SAS. Basically I was taught history by Godby
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:09, Reply)
I know of it.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:57, Reply)
You should buy one, restore it like you do with all those broken bikes.
They're super cool.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:00, Reply)
I'd restore one just so I could run you over with it.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:02, Reply)
You're the second person to threaten me with vehicular homicide.
Last person to do so wanted to weaponise a remote control chopper and then take me out whilst I was "on the job". I think he works for Boeing, now, so I'm eternally vigilant.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:08, Reply)
That was me m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:10, Reply)
Hi, Steve.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:12, Reply)
hi m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:15, Reply)
I still love you, Steve.
Why can't we be together?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:25, Reply)
Because you're a prick, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:26, Reply)
Considering who I've seen you with
I don't think this is the real reason.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:30, Reply)
^jel

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:45, Reply)
^bitch

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:09, Reply)
If I was your wife I'd give you jacket potatoes for tea every night.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:50, Reply)
you're a very rude young man

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:52, Reply)
LOL GRANDAD

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:58, Reply)
Well 'lots of love' to you too

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:59, Reply)
Head injury?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:48, Reply)
yer

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:52, Reply)
Bit sad.
If your granddad had a Top 40 hit with "I Wish", this explains everything.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:59, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:03, Reply)
nah m8 you've blocked those years out for a reason
keep looking forward
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:49, Reply)
good point
thx hun x
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:52, Reply)
stay strong xx

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:53, Reply)
it's easy when I have you behind me xoxo

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:54, Reply)
GS

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:54, Reply)
There's nothing gay about two grown men enjoying each other's bodies in a consenting, sexual way

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:57, Reply)
You're right - I apologise

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:58, Reply)
accepted

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:00, Reply)
you're welcome

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:06, Reply)
I am?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:36, Reply)
None taken

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:22, Reply)
squarting

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:49, Reply)
9/11
real shit
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:49, Reply)
I died on 9/11.
Where's my loving tribute, huh?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:51, Reply)
what a fucking mentalist

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:53, Reply)
haha excellent

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:58, Reply)
Don't remember much of my childhood
Isn't from beatings, I just didn't pay much attention as a kid.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:56, Reply)
i remember a time when i wan't being constantly fucking pestered by morons to run their lives for them
it was a tuesday, i believe.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:59, Reply)
What you want to do is move away from wherever they are and get a decent job.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:02, Reply)
what i want to do
is rule the world from the comfort of my secret volcano lair, torturing and killing every cunt who looks at me funny or wears crocs
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:10, Reply)
Wakki

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:14, Reply)
dunno, but(t)...
i.imgur.com/HCK4KYi.png
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:59, Reply)
W.T.F

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:01, Reply)
a door-mounted peanus
would you adam and eve it?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:21, Reply)
That's a very specific lorry.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This really happened.
Don't internal doors usually open inwards?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:06, Reply)
I sent you that in CONFIDENCE manolith

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This explains a lot about your explosive anus.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:09, Reply)
It's actually very embarrassing and I am deeply upset that my private message has been posted

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:18, Reply)
Gaz the mods

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:18, Reply)
YEAH I'VE DONE THAT, THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENED

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:20, Reply)
Lightning never strikes twice.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:24, Reply)
i never mentioned your name
you've outed yourself, ricky (again)
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:24, Reply)
No real names m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:24, Reply)
NO. EXCUSE.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:30, Reply)

I've got this m8
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:34, Reply)
And all people of colour breathe a collective sigh of relief
safe in the knowledge that their safety is in this man's hands
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:35, Reply)
Thanks pal

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:44, Reply)
Running Man
pbs.twimg.com/media/C_emNUKXUAAxGtG.jpg
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:22, Reply)
Oh that's a great quality image and no mistake

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:24, Reply)
no u

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:34, Reply)
Take it to links

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:36, Reply)
what if they're mean to me? :(

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:40, Reply)
Tell them you know me, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:46, Reply)
Jesus, it's been posted LOADS of times
They'll all shout "teh glasscock" at me :((((
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:50, Reply)
that's pretty much the worst thing that can happen to a man :(((

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:23, Reply)
Poo wee fart tits

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:43, Reply)
For god sake start a thread.
I'm stuck for like another 20 minutes.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:48, Reply)
The trick is to prick them with your willy
lol
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:46, Reply)
I'll prick YOU with my willy in a minute, m8 lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:53, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:53, Reply)
cool people thread

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:10, Reply)
hi fellow cool posters

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:11, Reply)
'sup richie
*cool guy fist bump*
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:47, Reply)
obvious strikey-g

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:47, Reply)
fish bump?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:50, Reply)
yeah, it's such an obvious 'pregnant fish' gag

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:53, Reply)
yeah keep up guys ffs

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:57, Reply)
sometimes, rich
sometimes i swear we're the only ones who *really* understand this place
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:15, Reply)
well, us and Anthonyb3ta70100

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:22, Reply)
obvs

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:34, Reply)

cool
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:11, Reply)
^ not sending me to ze cooler

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13, Reply)

cool m
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:12, Reply)
:D

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:12, Reply)
finally

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:12, Reply)

www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/resources/images/1933751.jpg?display=1&htype=100002&type=responsive-gallery
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13, Reply)

Unquestionably the world's only "Stand Up Chameleon" Phil Cool is armed with a controllable rubber face.
And he's not afraid to use it! Phil's body, too, seems to be able to defy the normal anatomical laws.
With this unique weaponry, he can be anyone or anything instantaneously from international celebrity to intergalactic alien.
He can be shocking, funny or shockingly funny. Phil's dextrous impressions and surreal comic sketches take us into a world where anything seems possible and the absurd seems credible.
Phil is simply incredible and, without doubt, he is one of the most original and unique comic talents to come out of Great Britain.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:28, Reply)
Wow
Imagine reading that write-up, then actually seeing his act.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:29, Reply)
genuine lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:45, Reply)
are you saying Phil Cool is Mystique?
because i did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:30, Reply)
are you saying Phil Cool was in Mis Teeq?
because I did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:31, Reply)
are you saying Phil Cool is from Mustique?
because i did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:37, Reply)
1985 is calling
It wants its review back
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:40, Reply)
1994 is calling
it wants its hackneyed expression back
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:43, Reply)
How YOU doin?!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:47, Reply)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:47, Reply)
That's some highbrow entertainment:
Professional wrestling tag team The Dudley Boyz incorporated part of the ad as one of their signature moves. D-Von would climb to the top rope while Bubba Ray held an opponent's legs apart, before they both stuck out their tongues and did the Whassup head shake. D-Von would then execute a diving headbutt to the crotch of the opponent.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:00, Reply)

glasscock
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:08, Reply)
still hurts

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:11, Reply)
I'm sorry you were offended by this Mr Cool
I promise not to talk shit online about you again.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:47, Reply)
Since Rolf got arrested, work's really dried up :(

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:49, Reply)
webcomic!
nedroid.com/comics/2013-02-06-beartato-90scalled-copy.png
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:53, Reply)
I wasn't expecting this

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:00, Reply)
well whose fault is that?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:09, Reply)
*sigh*
mine
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:11, Reply)
Yay Nedroid!
The least updated webcomic ever
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:15, Reply)
he did a couple in (relatively) quick succession recently. but otherwise, yeah

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:20, Reply)
Are you saying Phil Cool played bass on 'Le Freak'?
because I did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:55, Reply)
Are you saying Phil Cool is on fleek?
because i did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:17, Reply)
are you saying phil cool has a beak?
because i did not see that coming
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:19, Reply)
oh shit
well I guess I'll see you all on monday
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13, Reply)
that's ok, I'm going in a bit anyway

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13, Reply)
poser

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:17, Reply)
I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:17, Reply)


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(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:24, Reply)
now we're talking

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:54, Reply)
radical, yeah?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:29, Reply)
Rather be man of the people meself

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:38, Reply)
Yo

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:43, Reply)
While in the real world, this is happening
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFQ67kjWsAI75y1.jpg
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:10, Reply)

keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2016/05/Screen-Shot-2016-05-17-at-13.28.56.png
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:14, Reply)
I just picked a laptop power supply up off the floor
and the plug swung down and hit me in the fucking balls. Now I feel a bit sick.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:30, Reply)
I've managed to clout myself in the balls putting on a pair of trousers with a belt already looped.
Buckle to the balls.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:32, Reply)
I laughed at this
then felt sick again. Life is cruel.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:32, Reply)

i.imgur.com/JSgV0a4.gif
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Wonderful

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:36, Reply)
New thread: celebrate life!
What is best in life?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:00, Reply)
the conan thing
sorry, my heart's not in it
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:03, Reply)
Yeah.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:07, Reply)
A load of stuff has come back from the painter for my bike and it's started raining so I can't fit them.
That is not the best.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:04, Reply)
Shaping up to be a wet weekend.
Bad luck, m8.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:07, Reply)
yeah, i can't go skateboarding like a cool dude
this is an outrage
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:01, Reply)
oh, it's outrageous alright

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:45, Reply)
Skateboard = cool dude; rollerakates = prick.
I see.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:08, Reply)
that is 100% correct, yes

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:14, Reply)
did the fuel tank turn out alright?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:10, Reply)
Yeah, brilliant.
Prick didn't pick out the CZ design though, said it was too hard and knocked 100 quid off
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21, Reply)
The sort of nerd who paints warhammer figures
could probably do it for you in Humbrol paints if you wanted it
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:24, Reply)
nice of you to offer, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30, Reply)
He's a basement dwelling loser

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:37, Reply)
He smells of mildew and listens to 'symphonic metal'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:38, Reply)
oh come on now, really

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54, Reply)
Nah, I'll just leave it.
Also, he's a complete wanker as he's stripped and sealed the inside and then sand blasted the outside, so the bloody tank is full of sand.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30, Reply)
wot a cunt

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:43, Reply)
I reckon arson should be fairly easy to cover up on a place full if welding equipment and paint.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54, Reply)
Tits

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:09, Reply)
a fat steak, a full bodied red wine, and a deep cleavage

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:10, Reply)
Massive drugs

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:10, Reply)
death

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:11, Reply)
These 3 posts look like a great weekend
3 4
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:13, Reply)
Beatboxing 'au naturel'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:13, Reply)
speak fucking english, m8, know what I mean?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23, Reply)
comment t'appelle tu, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:29, Reply)
je dis ça comme ça

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31, Reply)
mdr
Je dis a, je dis rien.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:37, Reply)
shut up m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:39, Reply)
shan't

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:02, Reply)

n' r
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:09, Reply)

h qu
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Liquor and whores, cigarettes, dope and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:14, Reply)
This looks like your Subway order

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:59, Reply)
foot wanks

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:16, Reply)
Now we're talking

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23, Reply)
being part of a thriving online community

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:20, Reply)
The bentfree forum?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21, Reply)
nambla?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:27, Reply)
I look nothing like Marlon Brando

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:36, Reply)
Dark web user alert

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:34, Reply)
Lager, footy chat, cars, proper lad bantz, tits phwoar

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21, Reply)
wahey!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:28, Reply)
Doughnuts
Custard or Jam, don't mind, but ones with holes in are shite.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:22, Reply)
Ring donuts can be dunked in coffee.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23, Reply)
Use a biscuit ya prick
Right tool for the right job
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:24, Reply)
You're a right tool, m8.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:28, Reply)
You are a half hearted brass rubbing done in a shite cathedral m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30, Reply)
This made me laugh.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31, Reply)
Your nan's a half hearted brass, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:33, Reply)
She died in a brass band accident
Bit insensitive m8
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:43, Reply)
Blondie's lesser-known b-sidesssszzzz

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54, Reply)
lol, got me humming that now
Once I had a love and it was a gas
She turned out a half-hearted brass
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:00, Reply)
This is LOL!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:35, Reply)
Dunking anything is abhorrent

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31, Reply)
What about witches?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31, Reply)
witches ain't shit

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:34, Reply)
witches be trippin'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:37, Reply)
The term witch don't apply to all women
but all women gotta little witch in 'em
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:39, Reply)
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:41, Reply)
witches get stitches

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:40, Reply)
Don King is also abhorrent

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:32, Reply)
Wan king is abhorrent

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:36, Reply)
Mark King, however...

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:38, Reply)
...the only King

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:41, Reply)
King of kings, lord of lords, m8
He's the Haile Selassie of jazz funk
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:42, Reply)
amen

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:42, Reply)
What about iced?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:25, Reply)
It's 2017
Have it how you want sweetheart
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:28, Reply)
Ice mf d

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:39, Reply)
Completely agree
"Hey, you know this sweetbread with a variety of tasty fillings? How about we remove the part where the tasty filling should go so you've got nothing but bread and sugar." Fucking idiots
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54, Reply)
Isn't sweetbread the pancreas?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:00, Reply)
Nah that's a train station in London m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:02, Reply)

Um, that's St. Pancreas, the patron saint of ring donuts.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:19, Reply)
Mmm, pancreas doughnuts.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:03, Reply)
New trainers to collect this evening.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23, Reply)
Dunno.
Soz.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:24, Reply)
family

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:29, Reply)
gay

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30, Reply)
good thing you didn't buy any of those poxy bullshit SUVs
now that you'll have two prams to carry around.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:45, Reply)
Proper prams with suspension, you could probably get a rope and tow them behind

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:49, Reply)
Fix some bricks around the axles to lower the centre of gravity and stop them flipping over

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:51, Reply)
Maybe take the kids out before trying it though, unless you're feeling really confident

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:52, Reply)
my brother and I used to surf car bonnets towed behind a van
good toimes
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:58, Reply)
The new X1s have isofix in the front passenger seats and plenty of boot space
What do you think I should buy then?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:55, Reply)
a knackered diesel Peugeot 405 and a trailer.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:10, Reply)
Everything perishable
Is only a parable;
The inadequate,
This is the event;
The indescribable,
Here it is done;
The eternal feminine
Pull us.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:58, Reply)

i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gif
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:15, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:20, Reply)
what are you are weekend glans?
Im off to Newcastle to join in the Northern Pride shenanigans.
Managed to wrangle some free VIP tickets, so I will be rubbing shoulders with top acts such as Little Fix and Steptacular!! I love a good tribute band (!)...
And if that wasn't enough,classic boyband A1 are the headliners! Amazing!
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:44, Reply)
As if anyone's proud of being from the north

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:47, Reply)
Is Yorkshire north enough? They seem pretty sinful with pride

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:48, Reply)
It's ironic, like 'gay pride'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:55, Reply)

the naughty norf an the sexy sahhhf
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:57, Reply)
now that's a divide we can ALL enjoy

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:32, Reply)
People like Vernon Kay and Patrick 'Paddy' McGuinness have forged entire careers out of it.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:20, Reply)
Drink. Smoke. Fight.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:47, Reply)
You started early!
Have a good one
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:57, Reply)
Solid

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:52, Reply)
Fuller's should do a spin-off of London Pride for the market the other side of the Watford Gap and call it Northern Pride.
Flavoured with parkin and whippets, or something.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:49, Reply)
Curry tonight and then tomorrow lunch with friends, they've a little girl so park lols with the kids has been planned.
Except that at the last minute my shitcunt ex has cancelled my access :(((

Looks like a boozeup instead then
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:53, Reply)
Either than or I'll sit around listening to Linkin Park and blubbing

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:55, Reply)
AGAIN?!!
She's such a fucking whorebag from hell.
She needs to get OVER IT now.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:58, Reply)
Ugh. Can't we just have her killed?
Come on, you must know someone.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:00, Reply)
Arson Dave might do it

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:01, Reply)
can you post your kid a train ticket or something so that she can make her own way over?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:01, Reply)
no
Her mum's taking her to Canterbury after school, and anyway I'm not going to encourage a 9 years old to break out of her house and cross London alone. You fucking spanner xxx
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:06, Reply)
Today's parents are so risk averse.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:18, Reply)
how am I supposed to know* how old your kid is?
*or care
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:39, Reply)
common sense, grrry
common sense
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:43, Reply)
geezers need excitement

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:44, Reply)
I used to take the train alone when I was a kid when my parents were being awkward about visitation

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:49, Reply)
I suspect they were secretly hoping you'd be lost in transit

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:52, Reply)
There was a little tag on his duffel coat that read "Please take care of this Grrr".

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23, Reply)
His kid is the same age as two of mine.
That makes it easy to remember.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:49, Reply)
it's not a competition, m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:01, Reply)
My excessive virility would make it a bit one-sided, anyway.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:51, Reply)
Going to an arcade tonight for gaming fun times
One of my mates has just bought an Oculus Rift so I'll probably give that a go on Saturday until I vomit everywhere. And Sunday might be another hike weather permitting.

Yep absolutely nothing to do with music
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:54, Reply)
one of your mates has too much money
you should mug him/her/xem
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:18, Reply)
He got it on offer, half price £400 or something
Still stupidly expensive but he reports that Euro Truck Simulator works incredibly with it.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:34, Reply)
i was just reading about one of those truck games
they're closing a section of road in the game for the same amount of time it'll be closed in real life. ffs
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:36, Reply)
that's it, I'm taking the pills

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:54, Reply)
the blue, diamond-shaped ones yeah?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:00, Reply)
*something about being a stiff*

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:01, Reply)
shit in a bin

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:55, Reply)
STAY ABOUT!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:59, Reply)
get schwifty

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:18, Reply)
my in laws are coming over
so Imma dump the kid on them and go out for a game of pool
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:56, Reply)

the kid
and go out
l
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:57, Reply)
Poo! Is the name of the game!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:59, Reply)
Might watch some neo noir

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:58, Reply)
Imma try nu noir
The Maltese falcon, only with extra DJ scratches and Bogart raps all his lines
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:00, Reply)
me too m8

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:00, Reply)
Is that where they recast Keanu Reeves in The Matrix as a black guy?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:05, Reply)
Nah, just SuperMatt Minstrelled-up.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:30, Reply)
i've moved on to proto-noir

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:16, Reply)

o ein

"Have you been beasting it up in the pit, or are you just glad to see me?"
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:40, Reply)
mostly wanking

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:02, Reply)
mostly

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:05, Reply)
moistly

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:09, Reply)
Probably go see Dunkirk
And think about the terribleness of death. Then meet OJ for a drink.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:13, Reply)
That Harry Styles is just dreamy!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:21, Reply)
Quiet one tonight
Party time tomorrow and recovery Sunday
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:19, Reply)
Might go for a hike if the weather holds up Jase.
Probably go here if it's raining www.nationalgalleries.org/exhibition/beyond-caravaggio
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:21, Reply)
looks good
There's Hokusai at the British Museum but it's completely sold out. I have seen an exhibition of his before so not that gutted but would have liked to take my kid.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:50, Reply)
Oh man, I LOVE raw beef

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:53, Reply)

aw ichard mc
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:55, Reply)
who?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:56, Reply)
that hurts

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:58, Reply)
deffo getting the Linkin Park on now :(

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:58, Reply)
Might get on the Leonard Cohen to cheer myself the fuck up

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:00, Reply)
I'm a lovely guy, m'heigh8t

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:56, Reply)
:)

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:55, Reply)
Been sick and stressed all week, so a trip into the country might be nice this weekend
I need to be among green things
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:23, Reply)
here you go, hun
xoxox
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:40, Reply)
thx babe, I feel better already :')

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:42, Reply)
my wife's family rent some shacks in an ex-communist campsite
I've been politely asked how I feel about fixing them up and making them a bit more comfortable for the aging aunts that still use them.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:46, Reply)
oh
well why don't you politely answer the question?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:50, Reply)
I said I'd be happy to do it as and when I've got time to
but I want some co-operation from the multitude of able-bodied cousins who are going to have parties there every fucking weekend once I've done all the work.
EDIT: Lakeside luxury
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:54, Reply)
Mein gott

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:06, Reply)
yer, I know
it's like static camping innit. Yet the views are worth it
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:07, Reply)
cor

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:06, Reply)
Bit of an "Evil Dead" vibe.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:53, Reply)
Going for a few pints with a couple of ex-colleagues this afternoon.
Going out for lunch with the mrs tomorrow.
Sunday I'll probably Just laze around and play video games.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:26, Reply)
Date night!
woo whooooo
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:29, Reply)
Gonna go to the gym to do some physio
(that's the advantage of paying a personal trainer more than a fucking escort, you really wanna get the benefit)

Lunch in Borough Market Saturday to celebrate a friend's birthday. It'll get messy but I've had two weekends on the sauce so I'm gonna give Birthday Party Act II a miss.

Sunday will be run and swim then low the mawn and wrink the dine.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:28, Reply)
dunno

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:41, Reply)
Same

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:49, Reply)
Gig tonight,
described as 'darktechno, electrowave, diskomutant and futurewave 100% vinyl". It's hyping itself up pretty hard so I really hope it throws down to match it.

No other plans as of yet.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:53, Reply)
Jesus fucking tap-dancing christ

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:55, Reply)
Sounds ace, doesn't it?
It's just a shame there are no steam fairs on this weekend.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:59, Reply)
shit on a dog's tits

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:57, Reply)
no heavy horse?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:01, Reply)
I'm hoping the DJ'll have a few surprises up his sleeve.
Worst-case scenario, we can always go to a heavy horse club afterwards.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:05, Reply)

heavy personality
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:29, Reply)
oh god no

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:44, Reply)
hurtful, m8
hurtful
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:55, Reply)
yeah, it was a bit

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:00, Reply)
This
https://www.balhamfreefringe.com
and booze and massive drugs and mates birthday and ting
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:52, Reply)
"Gateway to the South"
+tangwallawallabingbang
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:56, Reply)
Hang on that's the following weekend
as you were
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:56, Reply)
new thread please

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:58, Reply)
No need for a new thread, but that last one is overrun with mawkish introspection.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:02, Reply)
You're nan

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:06, Reply)
You never visit, so I've written you out of the will.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:11, Reply)
The city's just announced that they're shutting down the tram line outside my flat for two years
while they extend the metro line. What a complete fucking joke.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:07, Reply)
Bit of a weird tribute, still it's probably what he would have wanted

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:11, Reply)
Famously anti-tram

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43, Reply)
You're da

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:14, Reply)
Existential crywanking has no place in popular music.
Anything beyond 'my baby left me' is self indulgent student drivel. You'll notice that people with genuinely hard lives tend not to wallow in it.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSlleE9s9gI
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:19, Reply)
That said, 90% of my music library is really, really miserable

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:19, Reply)
I've had some fairly shit times in my life
And I really don't need Thom Yorke blubbing about his lazy eye to 'speak to my soul' about them thanks all the same.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:32, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33, Reply)
He's a weird fella,
Charmed private school knob. Bit like Joe "cunt" Strummer
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:44, Reply)
Often the way
If your life is genuinely awful it's hard to find the time to be a 'tortured genius'. You look at the old blues guys, terrible, hard, short lives but do you get 'The Wall' as result, no you do not. You get brilliant tunes like Little Walter's 'Out Go the Lights' which concerns knocking his girlfriend unconscious for being a prick.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:48, Reply)
I agree with you in the music,
But to get to the point of suicide is awful. Depression is a mental illness that people need treatment for.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:50, Reply)
Of course it is - very sad that anyone gets that down
Doesn't mean I want to buy an album about it
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:52, Reply)
You obviously weren't a cool edgy 13 year old with black nail varnish and skinny jeans like us cool kids.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53, Reply)
Fucking right I wasn't
My brother was the goth prick in our house. He had a cape ffs
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:54, Reply)
My brother was a big Eminem and ICP fan.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:55, Reply)
Eminem is kind of a rap emo

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:01, Reply)
Reemo?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:02, Reply)

I T
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:09, Reply)

I P
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:10, Reply)

CP BM
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:12, Reply)

I
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:13, Reply)
fuck off, dozer

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:16, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:25, Reply)

CP RS
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:16, Reply)
I think REM were signed to IRS, before moving to Warner.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:20, Reply)
purely for the sake of argument
isn't this logic just based on invalidating one person's suffering because other people have had it much worse? It's the musical equivalent of "eat your dinner because there's kids starving in Africa".
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:52, Reply)
Don't be stupid

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:55, Reply)
look who's talking

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:03, Reply)
+is my favourite film of all time

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:05, Reply)
like you wouldn't chuck your muck up kirstie's alley

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:14, Reply)
more of a Cheddar Gorge these days

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:25, Reply)
Not at all
My point isn't that these bedwetters aren't genuinely miserable, it's that I couldn't give a toss and don't want to listen to them whining. Particularly when entire genres and 'scenes' grow up around it.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:01, Reply)
You're more gay scene I reckon.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:01, Reply)
You wish

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:04, Reply)
yeah, that's fair enough
Not your cup of tea, but a lot of the Scandinavian metal about killing yourself because life is so awful is very tongue in cheek (case in point).
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:08, Reply)
Made a handsome career out of his milquetoast whining, though.
I'm sure he paved the way for the rise to stardom of Ed 'The Ball-less Wonder" Sheeran.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:48, Reply)
Is Sheeran a boo-hooer?
I thought he was more the basic MOR pop artist, from what I've seen
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:50, Reply)
He wrote a song about getting off with a fat Irish chick and it got to number 1.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:51, Reply)
eww that *is* depressing

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53, Reply)
Yeah, he doesn't have the Thom Yorke abloobloo gene,
but he has his own brand of wussified bland singing.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:51, Reply)
I'm sure he killed himself for the attention, you're right.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:42, Reply)
He recorded all those bent records for the attention.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:49, Reply)
I thought Friz left his baby, not the other way round.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:50, Reply)
You're more than a number in my little red book

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:19, Reply)
hiya, Mao Zedong

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:25, Reply)
Swinging down the street, so fancy free

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33, Reply)

frinkiac.com/video/S04E04/upl2vzDuRDObehK5180sYA5MeOY=.gif
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:49, Reply)
Poor Homer

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:55, Reply)
I'm wanking to forget you

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:26, Reply)
Some wank to remember, some wank to forget

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:36, Reply)
remember wanking in the sand

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:40, Reply)
wank like an Egyptian
i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article580449.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/000CED7C-D380-1F94-9CD980C328EC0000.jpg
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:42, Reply)
hey babe, take a wank on the wild side

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53, Reply)
These boots were made for wanking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna wank all over you
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:08, Reply)
do you remember wanking in stilettos in the snow

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:41, Reply)
I'm wankin', yes indeed, and I'm talkin' 'bout you and me
I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me (yes)
I'm lonely as I can be, I'm waitin' for your company
I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me
What 'ya gonna do when my nuts run dry?
You're gonna run away and hide
I'm gonna run right by your side, for you pretty baby I'll even die
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:44, Reply)
wankie tankie man

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:07, Reply)
Wanking in Memphis

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:12, Reply)
He do the wank, do the wank of life

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:15, Reply)
If you see me wanking down the street, and I start to cry...

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:17, Reply)
Learning to wank again

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:19, Reply)
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth, so wank like a man, my son

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:21, Reply)
You've proved all you've got to prove, got nothing left to lose, just wank away, wank away, wank away...

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:34, Reply)
remember you're a wanker (remember you're a wanker)
remember, member, member, what a wanker, wanker, wanker you are
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43, Reply)
And I'm the only one and I wank alone

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:48, Reply)
You might as well be wankin' on the sun

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:06, Reply)
Giant strokes is what you take, wanking on the moon

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:10, Reply)
I would wank 500 miles, and I would wank 500 more just to be the man that wanked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:11, Reply)
I'm wanking on sunshine, hnnnnggghhh

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:15, Reply)
He do the song about the sweet loving woman,
He do the song about the knife,
And he do the wank, he do the wank of life.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:35, Reply)
Wank wanky wanky wank wank wank wanky, yeah?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:31, Reply)
Yeah, yeah?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:32, Reply)
if you're up for it
why not?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33, Reply)
phew I missed it

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:37, Reply)
fancy a wank?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:40, Reply)
do I!

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:42, Reply)
Just so it's on public record
Linkin Park must have passed me by, as I don't know any of their songs. I remember Limp Bizkit, but not Linkin Park. Sorry.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53, Reply)
You've not missed owt.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53, Reply)
they were known as the 'skee-lo of nu metal'

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:54, Reply)
lol
Just like Pokemon, I think I was just slightly too old for nu-metal when it was big.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:58, Reply)

old for new metal when it was
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:01, Reply)
I AM big. It's the pictures that got small

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:02, Reply)

pictures aeroplane seats
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:03, Reply)
I've updated my records, thank you

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:56, Reply)
Alright Mr. pop culture

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:57, Reply)
I turned off my radio in 1998 and never switched it back on

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:59, Reply)
It's digital now.
Whole stations dedicated to musty old people like you. Spandau Ballet and Adam Ant galore
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Hey! Who's musty?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:06, Reply)
You've become "nose blind"

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:17, Reply)
Christ, I wish

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:23, Reply)
+ I was a little bit taller

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:36, Reply)
my legs have become so numb, can't feel them there
blood pressure so high and I'm losing my hair
I am middle aged, don't know what to do
in this century I don't have a clue.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:13, Reply)
NO U

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:04, Reply)
Me? I LOVE Linkin Park
and I have all their records
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:33, Reply)
Even the one with the fuzzy guitars, scratching, and incoherent yelling?
That's my favourite!
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah, OJ killed them two people and we should all move on
C'mon people.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:37, Reply)
He'll kill again.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:40, Reply)
Definitely
i.imgur.com/vTacNWR.jpg
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:43, Reply)
I was reading this morning about the book he had ghostwritten afterwards called "If I Did It."
The victims' families apparently had full control over the design of the book's cover, so they insisted on "I Did It" in huge text and the "If" in tiny writing inside the "I".
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:41, Reply)
morning
the morning thread for people who have those two on ignore
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:15, Reply)
I was 13 when hybrid theory came out.
One of the first heavy albums I really connected to as an edgy 13 year old. I've not listened to it in years, and have been pretty down on linkin park and the whole N Metal genre as pretty much trash. But that album has a place in my formative youth, might stick it on over breakfast. Suicide is an awful thing as well. He was mates with Chris Cornell and sang at his funeral. Really awful stuff.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:20, Reply)
I outlived him

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:27, Reply)
#winning

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:28, Reply)
So did his 6 kids

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:30, Reply)
They may not reach his age tho, I smashed his pathetic effort

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:31, Reply)
He forfeited though, it's not the same as beating someone who is still trying.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:33, Reply)
Just being a sore loser that , whaaaa I'm not playing anymore

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34, Reply)
^ this
Linkin Park was the first metal album I bought, admittedly I moved pretty quickly onto heavier stuff quite quickly but hybrid theory piqued my interest in the genre
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:27, Reply)
I think it was similar for lots around our age.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:29, Reply)
lol, stupid kids and their shitty taste in music

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:58, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:04, Reply)
looking down there \\//
I think you and I were at the same festival many years ago
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:05, Reply)
I've always liked that album, never paid much attention to their later stuff.
I'm surprised at how saddened I am by his death though. I know a few people for whom that album was a real lifeline, helping them get through their own mental health issues. He was the same age as me an' all.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:28, Reply)
Yeah, I was surprised how much it got to me.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:32, Reply)
I remember when the Head of Music dropped it on my desk at university
I wrote it off as gash like all other nu metal, and 17 years later I've been proven right. It's just a shame it's borne such a lasting legacy among idiots
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:32, Reply)
To be fair, the competition at the time was the likes of Staind and Papa Roach.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:35, Reply)
I think we got that, At The Drive In and a QOTSA album from the same distributor
yet it was the fucking Linkin disc that got put on the A-list (2-hourly play). Fucking joke.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:42, Reply)
Which at the drive in was out?
Relationship of command is probably one of my favourite albums of all time.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:47, Reply)
What do you make of ATDI's new one?
I like it a lot, but from what I've heard it seems to have divided people.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:54, Reply)
I've not actually sat for a proper listen

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:55, Reply)
yeah, it would have been that one
because that and Linkin Park's "Hybrid" are both around Sept/Oct 2000. I preferred The Mars Volta myself, but I might have to have a blast of nostalgia today now we're chatting about it.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:55, Reply)
Yeah, as a genre it is almost all bollocks,
But it was a stepping stone for a lot of metal heads my age. The thing is deftones were nu metal and made a string of fantastic records, others stuck with the edgy teenage angle and never improved. I saw linkin park at a download one year and surprised myself by really enjoying it.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:36, Reply)
Were Deftones nu metal? Around The Fur wasn't in that category at all, from what I remember

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:43, Reply)
I think it was lumped in with then yeah.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:46, Reply)
that was just lazy music journalism
there were plenty of bands of that time that were new, but not nu. Pitchshifter, Cold, and A Perfect Circle come to mind. But NME found it convenient just to say Drop D + American = Nu Metal.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:54, Reply)
Fair enough.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:55, Reply)
It's just shit music for kids.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:36, Reply)
I was a kid when it came out, can't you read, thicko?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:47, Reply)

at his funeral.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:01, Reply)
Respectfully keeping my opinions to myself here

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:05, Reply)
Morning guy's

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:21, Reply)
Do you have any idea who this linkdin park are? I thought it was like facebook for jobs

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:30, Reply)
:)

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:06, Reply)
gays m8, gays

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34, Reply)
Cool

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:24, Reply)
I'm like a cheap holiday in Egypt
All-inclusive
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34, Reply)
Gfsh

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:36, Reply)
Official HB Mupps endorsed morning thread reply
In a rare spurt of activity I got up at half 5 and went for a run
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:25, Reply)
you stupid bent prick

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34, Reply)
Morning Friday Friday morning

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:51, Reply)
you know what? It actually is.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:57, Reply)
might hold out for another thread

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:57, Reply)
I remember when new threads came at least once an hour
these days you'll have to wait past noon
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:00, Reply)
Morning.
Not sure in which thread to reply, since MoMu has started another thread saying there's no need for a new thread, which is, like, so meta.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:07, Reply)
I'll leave a response here so that you know you're a valuable member of the team

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Thanks fam.
You complete me.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:05, Reply)
Morning?

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:14, Reply)
Morninf

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 4:59, Reply)
Mornholes

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 6:32, Reply)
Hi smash
How is your mad family member?
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 6:41, Reply)
Mad as ever

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:45, Reply)
Did you know my beautiful eyebrows meet in the middle? P

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 6:41, Reply)
Hola spannerfly

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:15, Reply)

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