So, in light of the stroppy post deletion that'll probably occur pretty soon
I'd like to tell you all that my knee hurts a lot and it's preventing me from going to London. How are YOUR knees*?



*no offence intended to anyone who doesn't have knees
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

waaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm a shitcunt and I want to go into THAT pub and tell them I don't want to go there any more waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

my knees are pretty good

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Can I borrow them?

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

not right now, I need them to bend my legs in the direction of the fag shop

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Not as sore as my bloody feet.
I have to do it all again tonight as well for the fundraiser. Luckily this evening is semi-catered, so all we have to o is plate it up, but this afternoon I will be helping make a balloon arch, decorating tables and making coleslaw for 100 people.
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

But tonight I do get to glam up and dance so it's not all bad.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

:(
That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun.
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I'm hoping that all this nice stuff will provide good karma :)
Also, that bloke who posted the whiny stuff just below us is a bit of a thick cunt isn't he?
( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Just a tad
(and a lot more)
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I'm doing roast dinners for 40 tomorrow.
But I'm getting paid for it.
( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Achey
It hurts more and more to play sunday league football. I'm sadly of the opinion now that I'm probably not going to get the England call up I've been waiting for :(((((((((((
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Before I tell you about my knees I want to know how does it feel to be a few steps behind the guy you're insulting?

( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

DEAD HARD
Except I can't really do walking at the moment, maybe I could mobility-scooter it in a kerb-crawl stylee?
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

My knees are fine.
They're not particularly special knees, but the do work. For now.
( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Oddly sexual.

( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

who cares, he's a shitcunt who can't handle his beer

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Or his drugs.
Gotta go. Sandown calls. Laters folks.
( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

so ... he knew in advance that he was a shitcunt ... and he still asked us if he was a shitcunt?
I'm very confused now
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I bet the bouncer didn't even have to pass an IQ test to get his job!
It's like he got it for having the ability to throw people out or something
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

"You can't throw me out, I've got a degree!"

( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

it's a pub that has bouncers
how badly can one want to return?
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

actually, scratch that
who wants to go on a "we're in the pub and krunk isn't" bash at la couronne (or whatever it was) in middlesborough?
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

knobbly

( jenpots Jenjamin, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

sexy brown

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

but fake

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

fake knees or fake brown?

( jenpots Jenjamin, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

fake brown
TAN FAIL, CANCER WIN
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

pfft

( jenpots Jenjamin, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

my knees are knice
they're happy knees. watch them dance for you
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Hairy

( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Aaawww...
That there London killed your knee
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

it's given her cock knees

( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

i have leg elbows you insensitive trollop

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Somewhere between my toes and my head
they ache a little, but that is my legs in general, having been running about in a huge fucking warehouse for the last 15 hours, trying to install a network.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

My right one was really really bad, due to there being a massive step halfway along the bar at work.
They've built a little step to make it less painful now so my knee might get better.

More on this as it unfolds.
( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Herro b3ta, it's been a while
I'll get straight to the point, I'm hoping for a bit of advice or at least a pointer to a site which could help me get some info. I have tried to find the information I desire on my own, but my Google fu has proven weak thus far.

Really it's very simple: As far as I can tell, being barred for life from a public house legally only means being barred for three months. But I would very much like an official resource to verify this before I proceed. Like I say, Google has failed me (Or, more accurately, I have failed Google and myself) thus far, so any help is appreciated.

I'll start typing up a brief summary of hijinx, japes, shenanigans and romps after posting this message, I figure it would be nice to keep the request and the anecdote separate since I've already rambled on.

Thanks guys, even if I don't find the results I desire I appreciate any and all comments, even if it is just to call me a retard.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:55, Reply)

haha, spastic pisshead shitcunt

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I bet he's a fuckiing american.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

But then it wouldn't be a pub it would be a bar.

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

a lifetime bar
baddum-tish
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhaha
well played!
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Who knows with these fucking americans and their shit use of the english language.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I've a good mind to drop my pants and give his post a damn good cockslapping

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

is that trousers or underpants?
cause "pants" mean different things in America.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I fucking hate americans.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

choose one at random and phone them
www.whois.net/whois/barlowz.net
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

fuck things that mean different things in america
pants means pants

and I'm not wearing any underpants
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

fucking american pubs, bastards STOP SERVING YOU if you appear to be pissed
hat the FUCK is the point of going to a pub and coming home sober?

shitcunt bastard nappy-wetting child molester shitcunts the lot of them

yes that's right, HAT THE FUCK?
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I can't remeber which celeb it was too
about 40ish I think, went to a bar in new york and they made him go back to the hotel and get his passport to prove he was over 21.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

celebs are all shitcunts

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Oh dear
this will not end well
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

They have the right to refuse service, whether you've been barred or not,
so even if it was only 3 months, they can still ask you to bugger off.
( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

If you think parliament took the time to lay down a law on how long a pub barring should be limited for then you are too young or too stupid to be going into pubs.
You're barred until the landlord says otherwise. Or forgets what you did. Twat.
( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Actually this,
it's one of these common sense things, if you've been a cunt then accept it, learn from it and find another pub where you can play at not being a cunt.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

It's me 'uman rites, innit.

( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Fuck off.
It's their pub you have no right to go in it without their permission. Fuck right off you fucking prick.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Stop being a stupid cunt
barred means barred. A public house isn't public, no-one has any right to enter without the landlord's, or owners, wilfully given permission. If they take that permission away, there's fuck all you can do about it.

Looking for legal loopholes to wheedle your way back in will get your knuckles smashed up with a knobkerrie, which is what you deserve for being a double-chinned picky whiny-voiced shitstick in the first place.

Now fuck off, you prick.
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Good point.
HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO GO BACK IN TO THE PUB RIGHT NOW AS LONG AS HE SHOUTS "YOU'RE ALL POOFS AND WANKERS" AS HE IS GOING IN AND THEN POKES THE BIGGEST BLOKE IN THE EYE.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Have you tried setting up a Facebook protest group?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Facebook groups guarantee access into heaven, not into pubs

( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Good point

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

wiv da angles RIP

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

If you've been barred, then they don't like you.
Find a new pub and take your money to them instead.
( DeliriumSpong 13 weeks along and sick as a dog, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Or save the money and spend it all on aspirin and then take them all at once.
It gets you high. Honest.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

FUCK OFF.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Good Morning
Queen
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I'm guessing if you go back after three months waving legal documents,
they'll just bar you again. Feel free to repeat this every three months until you get bored.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Why would you want to go to a place where nobody wants you?
This applies to that pub and /talk.
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

*body slams*
*bounces five miles in the air*
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I'm hoping that makes a cartoon-style BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOIOIOIOING noise.

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

So,
did that work oout how you were hoping, you fucking prick?
I hope you die in a car accident.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Ye Olde Pube
Well I will keep the specifics hidden; events transpired at a pub called 'la couronne' in a Middle b(o)rough of good ol' blighty.

1. Bouncers apprehend a friend from the dancefloor. Some time passes before I realise he is missing, I go to the front of the pub, he is being searched. I find it hilarious, put my arms against the wall, spread my legs, and say 'search me too!' Neither of us had any illicit substances, we never do, we willingly submitted to the search, and then were kicked out.

2. Attempt to enter the pub the following week. Bouncers deny me entry on sight for being 'too drunk.' I discuss the issue with the younger, most ignorant bouncer, and he struggles to the point where the older bouncer is actually laughing with me. Unfortunately I made a comment about the young bouncer being a bit thick and the older bouncer took it as a slur against his profession. They each grabbed one of my arms and carried me out. I was pissed off and made a bit of a scene, but since the person 'stopping' me from going off it was a friend's girlfriend, a tiny woman who didn't even touch me to 'hold me back,' I think it was obvious I was pissed off but restrained enough not to start a fight.

3. Attempt to enter the pub the following week. Different bouncer tells me I'm barred. Bouncers from the previous week come out, older bouncer tells me I'm barred for life for calling the younger bouncer an idiot. We have a brief, polite discussion where I make it clear I'm in the right and he and his colleague were in the wrong, then I leave amiably. Older bouncer visibly pissed off.

4. Attempt re-entry a month or so later. older bouncer is on the door. He lets me pay entry and go in. he even IDs my friend but not me. We sit at a table enjoying a pint. The rest of our friends arrive, there was six or eight of us sitting around the table enjoying a drink. i was halfway through my second pint. Original two bouncers approach; younger, ignorant one tells me to 'step outside, now!' I ask why, he says he'll tell me when i step outside. I say I'd rather know before I move. He tells me to step outside or he'll drag me out. I ask if I can at least finish my pint. He says no. I have nothing left to say, so I just look at him. he tells me not to try and stare him out, I denied I was doing so and apologised for appearing to do so. Then he grabs me and drags me out.

4 (cont.) Since I was with friends, some of whom knew the managers, I had some support, and waited outside while two people on two separate occasions discussed matters with the managers. Apparently I am barred for life for failing to submit to a narcotics search.

Additional: While outside the pub, younger bouncer tells me I am barred 'for being an idiot.' He then tells the other bouncers (Four others had congregated during my extradition) to step away, leans into my face and says, 'get away from the pub or I will break your legs.' Which I repeated in an amused manner. Which he then immediately denied. he also laid claim to the entire area outside the pub including the traffic lights and the 'blind bumps' next to them, as if he could bar me from the pavement.

Resolution: Since I am pretty certain being 'barred for life' is actually time-limited I plan to go again once the bar has expired, explain to them that I am no longer barred by law, and offer them options:

-Let me in
-Get the manager
-Get the police

If they do none of these I will ring the police myself, not to pursue any legal avenue, simply to ensure I have proven my point and to stop being pushed around by ignorant fuckheads.

The second they agree that I am allowed in, I will leave and never return, except to walk past on any nights where I have the opportunity for a convenient detour and smile and the bastards.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

we stopped caring 20 minutes ago you shitcunt

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

But who would we be horrible to then?

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

americans

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I fucking hate americans.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

They're all asleep due to having stupid timezones.

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

You fucking prick.
I hope you get a good kicking.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

5. You are a twat.

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Fuck off you tedious cunt.

( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Actually, can I change my answer to a suggestion that you bring a friend with a camcorder when you try to enforce you right to be let back in?

( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

So your pride is a bit hurt, huh
It's a bar. A shitty bar by the sounds of it. Why do you care if you get back in? Is the principle that important? Go somewhere you can enjoy people's company and get on with your life.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

You don't have an intrinsic right to go into any pub.
Just find a new one.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I hope they drag you down an alleyway, kick the shit out of you then bum you til your bowels prolapse

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

dude
if a pub has bouncers, there's something wrong with it. find somewhere better
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Being killed in a car accident is too good for you
I bet you're american. Where's the fucking summary then, are you struggling to type it up with your useless fat fingers?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Oh, there it is.

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

pffft

( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I bet you feel very silly now.

( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I was too slow typing that up with my useless fat fingers

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Tell them that you are medically dependant on beer, and by banning you they are jeapordizing your life.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6266160
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Last message from me:
Boy I wish I'd seen this abuse coming when I started the thread. Oh wait, how does it feel to be a few steps behind the guy you're insulting? You guys are masters of trolling double-dutch style.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

OMG
Are you having a bit of a wobble?
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I think this deserves a place on THE LIST

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Agreed.
To the gaz-mobile. Your call.
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

done and done

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

fuck off shitcunt, we don't want you here

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

wobble wobble.
fuck off unwanted
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Happy we got rid of the fucking Americans day.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)

we should fucking bomb them, the shitcunts

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I'm all for this.
Let's drop roanewah on them from a helicopter.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:01, Reply)

or a plane

( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

put all the shitcunts in a field and drop bombs on them

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)

No.
Glue them all the statue of liberty and have helicopters of Afgans drop buckets of shit and grenades at them.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Give me a fucking Davey Crockett hat you fuck.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)

is that where you pay a fat merkin to curl a big poo off on your head?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I fucking hate americans.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I like how they all berleeev in GAWWWWD

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I like how they ostracise people with a personality so they end up taking a gun to school and having super-massacre-funtiems.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Too much effort.
Tell them their major cities are full of terryists and let them get in with some blue-on-blue action.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Lets give them Torchwood and tell them it's a documentary
bastards
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:08, Reply)

the only rational explanation for Torchwood is that it was made as part of a plot to exact revenge for Star Trek Voyager

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

FUCKING BASTARDS!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

*Clicks Hard*
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

They're all fucking cunts

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

This reminds me of one time, when I was in the States around the 4th of July, and some girl was telling me what they all did on Independence Day,
she ended the conversation with "So, what do you guys do in the UK on Independence Day?"
I wanted to say "Have you read any history books?"
My mouth opened, but nothing came out....
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

The thing with Americans, right, is that, basically
they are all shitcunts.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I might phone Syncubus now

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)

A mate of mine who did tours at a castle
was once asked by an American why they built it so far from the carpark
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Seriously,
let's kill them all.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I'm due a killing spree

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

HA!
On a similar note, I got taken on a tour bus (full of yanks) around some tiny town on the east coast of the states,
We stopped off at this one "wooden shack", the driver said, "this is the oldest building in America, it's 350 years old"
I was jetlaged and just relaxing on an open top bus, all these yanks were getting off to take pics...
Somebody said to me "Don't you wanna see the oldest building in Amerika?"
I found myself saying -

"Oh piss off! We've got older multistory car parks in England than this - And we knock them down - get a life"


Feel the silence ;)
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)

You must have the same mate as half the internet

( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

My mate says you're a cunt

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Where'd I leave my bag last night?
I don't seem to have brought it home. Also, if I left it there, why did I just bring a book home from it?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Sambuca, sambuca, what hast thou done

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

so you took a bag out, emptied your sack, and left it somewhere?
and they say romance is dead.
( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Aaawww...
I miss those days, when you could just empty your sacks anywhere
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

The Fourth of July is a bit like celebrating My First Teenage Strop

( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

"You can go to this Tea Party in Boston, but you have to be home by midnight."
"oh but Muuuuuuuuuuum!"
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

In Barcelona I overheard an American tourist comment that Sagrada Familia was amazing
and that it was a shame spain was such a poor country that they couldn't afford to finish it, and that he was lucky that they were only staying in Barcelona as he wouldn't want to stay in any of the shanty towns outside of it.

(he could be forgiven for this if he's only seen pictures of Benidorm)
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

The mispronunciations make me laugh too
I've heard Eee-dyne-burg for Edinburgh and Ayeburdeen
the obvious Eyerack and I eyeran.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

LOOGABAROOGA

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

what the fuck is that?

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Loogabarooga.
Town in Leicestershire.
( Neptune cunt good fucking change time great win people, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Ohhhh hahaha Loughborough?

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

qotw multirepeat lie
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=loogabarooga
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

YES!

( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Insomnia!
What's the cure?
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:18, Reply)

/board

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:18, Reply)

/board
( hanke, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:44, Reply)

masturbation

( Kristine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:26, Reply)

Sleep.
(about: blank, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:29, Reply)

Not staring at the internet, for a start.
I find that reading a book in bed can help. Usually wake up later with my face stuck in the pages.
( Evil Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:39, Reply)

new improved insom-be-gone spray

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:43, Reply)

Drugs or work

( hanke, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34422
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:45, Reply)

fronted by Robert Smith, the sing songs that are a bit gothic
but they sound okay.

He still has pubic hair where his normal hair should be on his head.
( Tyronne Likes Hawk the Slayer., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:59, Reply)

Robert Smith is a shitcunt

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:01, Reply)

OK, thanks guys, I may try all the above ^^
In a mad frenzied combo of Wanking-Reading, Spraying myself in Insomnia-Be-Gone while listening to Goth, and if that doesn't work, I'll work while on drugs!

I'll keep you updated...
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:07, Reply)

Glowsticks.

( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:08, Reply)

Noit.

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:12, Reply)

Yes, darling?

( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:14, Reply)

I was just doing the djrich greeting thing
I happened to notice one of his old posts earlier, thought we should commemorate his great works and mourn his passing from b3ta
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:16, Reply)

Is he not about any more?
I really must pay more attention to b3ta, I can't tell who's supposed to be here any more.
( Noit last used an unnecessary comma on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:17, Reply)

he hasn't posted in years
you big silly shitcunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Paedogeddon

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:10, Reply)

Torchwood DVD box set

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:14, Reply)

Jeezus H Christ on a pedalo
I just watched a Clip of that!
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:22, Reply)

you
you did

you probably can't remember but it was all your idea

you shitcunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:24, Reply)

Mmhh, maybe....
*telephones the BBC for confirmation*

"HELLO BBC! Shitcunt here, did I come up with this idea?"
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:29, Reply)

it was either you or another shitcunt

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:37, Reply)

As soon as I mentioned your name
they put the phone down on me
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:39, Reply)

yeah, I get that a lot too

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Homeward Bound by Harry Turtledove

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:26, Reply)

badly-photoshopped Emma Watson porn

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:39, Reply)

I'll have you know...
It took me a long time in CS to get the grouting right on Those bathroom tiles
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

nsfw

( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah right
As if any of you cnuts actually work ;)
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Outsomnia

( Godzuki by gum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)

Watch dry paint

( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

I tried that
And watching Grass grow, now I just watch the sky turn blue!

I've not slept in 22 years! HELP
( Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I am at a train station. Why am I up this early?
:((
( moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:53, Reply)

The early bird catches the worm
lol glory hole
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:55, Reply)

I've no idea
but I haven't gone to bed yet.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:57, Reply)

you're meeting bogus for some train-khazi bumsex

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 6:00, Reply)

why am I up so late?

( Kristine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:05, Reply)

getting a steam train are you?
they too have a tender behind.
( Tyronne Likes Hawk the Slayer., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:00, Reply)

Nerds are wankers

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:41, Reply)

Dorks are players.

( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:41, Reply)

SEXFACE FOR WORMULUS MOD

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:43, Reply)

stop using their internet then

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:43, Reply)

Geeks ftw

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:46, Reply)

This.
Nerds wear those thick black rimmed glasses, with grease dripping from their hair. Fuck them, they never ACHIEVE!

GEEKS RULE THE WORLD.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:57, Reply)

GEEKS GET LAID

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:57, Reply)

nerds use Java applets on their lamentable websites that no one ever looks at

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:02, Reply)

What websites?

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:03, Reply)

I don't have any specific examples
but on the whole, nerds adore Java for its shitness
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:04, Reply)

YOU WOULD KNOW

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:05, Reply)

I HAVE WORKED AMONG THEM
FAT WERE THEIR BREASTS AND PROLIFIC WAS THEIR PERSPIRATION
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:07, Reply)

I have a headache now from all these caps.
That and i am a dozy fuck that let his mental pills run out just before a weekend.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:08, Reply)

haha, brainspastic

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:10, Reply)

I just found a website I made 8 years ago
All in Comic Sans :(((((((((
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:57, Reply)

PUFF!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:01, Reply)

lolol link plz

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:01, Reply)

^TRAP^
HE WILL RAEP YOU!
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:04, Reply)

web.archive.org/web/20010627125741/http://www.powerplayuk.com/
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:06, Reply)

BUNGALOW
BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW BUNGALOW
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:07, Reply)

Is this spot the leg?

( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:08, Reply)

I just bought "wvvwbbc.co.uk".
I am going to have fun with that.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:09, Reply)

careful now
they like sending out Cease And Desist letters to hosting companies
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:11, Reply)

IT STANDS FOR SOMETHING UTTERLY UNRELATED TO THE BBC

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:13, Reply)

What the fuck is
this ?
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:13, Reply)

oh him
he's a cunt

a proper fucking cunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:15, Reply)

MANCHESTER MANCHESTER MANCHESTER
Is he your brother?
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)

nope
someone I used to know before he turned into a cunt, ripped off my friends and generally was a cunt to everyone
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:18, Reply)

So what you're saying is that John Farrington is a shitcunt?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:19, Reply)

here's how stupid he is
he was married to Rie Sinclair who is best mates with Kirsten Dunst

and he divorced her to get with a pig-faced Cheshire slapper

the shitcunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:22, Reply)

also, she's got a bum like a jelly on springs and I think it's not right that I haven't lost my mess up her

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:41, Reply)

You're thinking about this way too much

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:44, Reply)

Jelly. On. Springs.
www.tommywalter.com/Tommy_Walter/RIE_SINCLAIR_files/l_fcb8cba4ffcf73458e76af0d55078daa.jpg
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:45, Reply)

Was it you that introduced me to this?
obs.nineplanets.org/psc/pbd.html
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:55, Reply)

yes
bit of a headfuck, that
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 6:00, Reply)

"blowcandy@yahoo"?
Who uses an email like that for business? FUUUUUUUU...
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:15, Reply)

this cunt does
www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northwest/series7/tsunami_qa.shtml

and he's a fucking CUNT
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)

It was 2001

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:17, Reply)

he was still using it in 2005
the cunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:20, Reply)

Hahahaha is this bogus official?

( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:14, Reply)

no, it's me you dick

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:15, Reply)

DId you spot that is is "w v v w"?
It's for use here, mainly. Fucking BBC links.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)

OH WOW, NO I DIDN'T SEE THAT AT ALL, THANKS FOR TELLING ME, GOOD ONE, WOW, THAT'S GREAT
yes
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:22, Reply)

I HATE YOU SICKRIK
/ac
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:23, Reply)

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I WANT ATTENTION WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/ac
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:32, Reply)

O dewd, totally meant to put a link to a picture there.

( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)

photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v349/125/77/540762226/n540762226_966170_8125.jpg
( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:17, Reply)

I believe that to be a likeness of said b3tan

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:19, Reply)

someone should photoshop it in an amusing and/or insulting way

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:28, Reply)

He won't like that.
You are a bad man.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:29, Reply)

It's already my fault.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:34, Reply)

I was thinking it would be something involving you.
We could post it every time he whines.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:35, Reply)

You should see some of my shit...
Was gonna post a link then but looked at it and it's too embarrassing.
( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:07, Reply)

lolol link plz

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:39, Reply)

lolframes

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:08, Reply)

I NO

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:08, Reply)

Was it a comic book website?

( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:03, Reply)

I've seen that one :-)

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:04, Reply)

LIES

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:06, Reply)

You used to link to it on USENET.
I AM SURE OF THIS.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:07, Reply)

Oh there used to be an about me page lol

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:08, Reply)

I bet he used to spam Yahoo Chat with it too

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:10, Reply)

Not since the nineties

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:11, Reply)

I bet you stopped using it when they closed the user-generated rooms

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:13, Reply)

HE WAS HAWT IN THOSE

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:14, Reply)

a/s/l?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:15, Reply)

Do you ever feel like saying
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

thats me that is, gnight
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:18, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU SHITCUNT WHORE

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:20, Reply)

Just FUCK will suffice for me, really.
NITE, BRO.
( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:21, Reply)

FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:28, Reply)

IT'S SHIT IN HERE.
MAKE IT BETTERER WITH TEXT BASED GAMES OLD MAN.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:29, Reply)

DAVE, TELL A FUCKING STORY.

( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:31, Reply)

WHAT KIND OF STORY?
THE STORY ABOUT WHERE THE NAME DAVE TROUSER CAME FROM?
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:33, Reply)

NOT A LAME STORY.
C'MON.
( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:34, Reply)

One day Ttssattsr woke up and fell out of a window and died a horrible slow death, alone.
THE FUCKING END.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:35, Reply)

No elves or wizards or shit? Really? Appalling!

( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:36, Reply)

YOUR FACE IS APPALLING.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:37, Reply)

OR THE NAME THING. WHATEVER.

( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:34, Reply)

TOO LATE

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:35, Reply)

PS, I LIKE YOUR PASANONIC COUNTER.
I did similar for Smathels.
( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:35, Reply)

haha fuck, I missed it roll over to 100000.
Surely he's noticed?
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:37, Reply)

He's too busy looking at himself.
"I'M REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. DAMN. ME, PASANONIC. SO FUCKING AWESOME".
( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:38, Reply)

ou're hurt and upset and angry and somewhat embarassed because he is IGNORING YOU IN BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:42, Reply)

OU'RE
OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE OU'RE
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:43, Reply)

INTERNET NOBODY PRESSES WRONG KEY
WORLD IN SHOCK
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:44, Reply)

I accidentally a shark.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:45, Reply)

A whole shark? Surely not.

( Ttssattsr many words, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:46, Reply)

I did. It's all blocked now.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:52, Reply)

I'm getting round to it, slowly
fucking AJAX library, fucking horse balls more like, fucking "Sys is not defined", fuck off it is, fucking ScriptManager needs to be in Release code mode bollocks shitty cow fucker
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:33, Reply)

HAHA, I dumped AJAX ages ago.
I use FORTRAN now.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:34, Reply)

one FORTRAN compiler had a feature where it ALWAYS generated executable code no matter what source code was given to it
it did a shitload of guessing and error correcting and eventually spat out a valid executable

apparently 1970s nerds used to get their jollies by making it compile PASCAL and seeing what it produced

wankers
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:37, Reply)

IT WAS YOU.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:38, Reply)

it was my computer science lecturer but sure, it was me if you say so
I took time off primary school to make FORTRAN compilers compile PASCAL code, yeah, that's just what I did in the 1970s
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:40, Reply)

Don't try and pretend you're under 60, you dirty pissy old man.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:42, Reply)

shush now Chris

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:45, Reply)

LULZ
DIRTY OLD MAN
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:45, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
you're always putting me DOWN

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

and that's a lot of DOWNS
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:48, Reply)

LULZ PUBLIC INFORMATION
UR L337!
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:49, Reply)

AMUSING PUBLIC INFORMATION!

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:49, Reply)

Surely didn't only just do that?
Even Lord Gnome got that AGES ago.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:50, Reply)

no, months ago

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:51, Reply)

HE STILL BEAT YOU THEN.
PISSY SLOW OLD MAN.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:52, Reply)

lol whois

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:53, Reply)

I told you! It's only for the L33t!

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:53, Reply)

I've deduced your name is Chris and you have downs syndrome

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:50, Reply)

It's true!

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:50, Reply)

I just found Syncubus' home address the same way
one bucket of shit, special delivery
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:53, Reply)

HAHAHA

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:54, Reply)

phone number too!

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:01, Reply)

FUN TIMES

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:03, Reply)

I know.. I know...
If just for one day I could get by without this in my life.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:35, Reply)

SYMPATHY REPLY

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:38, Reply)

it's a tough life being a nerd without falling victim to nerdism

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:39, Reply)

lol it's getting light outside

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:42, Reply)

Goodnigtht

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:43, Reply)

Is it?
I might go for a walk.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:46, Reply)

Get your fat ass on stickam and camwhore for us biatch.
Yeah. Fuckin' A.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:06, Reply)

What

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:07, Reply)

Oh hai.
Don't mind me
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:16, Reply)

I love your laugh a minute threads

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:50, Reply)

THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOURS

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:05, Reply)

Really
hahahahaha

lucky I caught my sides
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:00, Reply)

I realise this is a bit cunty

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:01, Reply)

fuck all yall

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:13, Reply)

LOL NEW THREAD ROFL
I'M SO KER-AZY AND NOT TEDIOUS AT ALL LMFAO.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, Reply)

That's irony for ya.

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, Reply)

Irony? Or shit?
Only the lack of responses will tell
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:28, Reply)

GET IN

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, Reply)

I felt horrible typing that
I'm not a nasty bastard, honest
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, Reply)

IS EVERYONE IN TALK COUPLING UP?!

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:30, Reply)

Everyone but me and you :(

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, Reply)

I shan't have sex with you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:33, Reply)

wut

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, Reply)

THATS A GUILTY SOUNDING WUT

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:32, Reply)

I've done the coupling thing already. 'tis done.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:33, Reply)

sorry if this hurt your feelings

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, Reply)

Why would it have hurt my feelings?

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:39, Reply)

because you stopped typing
and I've decided I can't type what i was going to without sounding sexist
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:40, Reply)

Oh.
Say it anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:41, Reply)

One of these days I'm going to chuck my muck up you

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:42, Reply)

when girls remember last realtionshipd they get weepy

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:42, Reply)

I'm not girls.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:44, Reply)

girls

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:45, Reply)

what

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:53, Reply)

TRUTH BE OUT
I FANCY ESME
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:33, Reply)

HAHA T'WAS PLAIN TO SEE OLD MAN
MAY THOUGH'T BE WED
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:34, Reply)

Beyoné Knowles
fuck her all over the show
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, Reply)

I'd like to fuck beyonce all over her show

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, Reply)

I've had her
she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, Reply)

If I've told you once
I've told you a thousand times
that's no way to talk about your mum
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:43, Reply)

So,
hows your sister's Lizard?
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

Would you like to have a gay experience with me?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

No,

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:13, Reply)

The question was just a formality.
It's going to happen.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:24, Reply)

Fuck that

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:25, Reply)

You've been a bit quiet throughout these threads
You want SexFace UP YOU
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:26, Reply)

just call
08 98 ho mo re pre ssed homo
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:14, Reply)

0898 ILU VCOK

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:15, Reply)

He's grand, actually.
Nice little guy. Uromastyx Occelata, he is.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:13, Reply)

It's a bit scaley
and always flicks its tongue out at flies.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:14, Reply)

fucking hell, you are dull

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:14, Reply)

Err
that was aimed at esme
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:15, Reply)

that worked then

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:16, Reply)

Oh, right.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, Reply)

how are you going to cope with that?

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6274445
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:18, Reply)

Not entirely sure what your point is there fella

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:20, Reply)

I just remember talking to her about lizards
so I asked?
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:21, Reply)

You did, I remember now.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, Reply)

I'm surprised
that was a while ago, nice to know it is lizard though
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:24, Reply)

I've a very good memory.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, Reply)

I believe I have answered sufficiently.
*touches you inappropriately*
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:19, Reply)

Oh, well, if you are going to resolve whatever we are talking about by touching
*touches*
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:21, Reply)

HURRAY
send fags
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:22, Reply)

I have plenty
stop being in the wrong country
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, Reply)

YOU stop being in the wrong country.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, Reply)

YOU

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:24, Reply)

SHUSH

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:25, Reply)

I'd fancy you, if it werent wrong & that

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, Reply)

:(
Why is it wrong?
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:28, Reply)

you are bethrothed to another

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:35, Reply)

Nope.
I was never betrothed, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:36, Reply)

what?

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, Reply)

Done and dusted.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:39, Reply)

is this somehow meant to stop me thinking you are dull?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:19, Reply)

No

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:20, Reply)

dont spoil it, we're touching each other

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:22, Reply)

Why am I not on your MSN and that dull slag is?

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, Reply)

I don't use MSN any more
I got utterly bored of it about a year ago, barely ever use it now
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:34, Reply)

Same here, in fairness.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:35, Reply)

Shit, innit
unless YOU are on there, sexypants
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:37, Reply)

Anyone know of Woking Girl?
And did she proposition you for sex,
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:45, Reply)

I had sex with a b3tan once

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:47, Reply)

WHo

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

Actually two
Well three technically but it was before she became a b3tan and she's just a lurker
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

thats disgustinf

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

I haven't had sexual contact with a b3tan for over a year now, shockingly.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

ual contact
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

I've made eye contact with two
Woking girl and a man with one of those polar bear shirts in putney
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, Reply)

*awards medal*

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:53, Reply)

postin dis hear
www.linkedin.com/pub/dick-felcher/10/336/161
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Fucking ace
I approve of this sort of filth.
(SFW, btw, it's only words)
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

*Clicks like a mofo*

( Dilligaf Jakarta BST+6, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

...
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

Esme Wesme!

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

ESME
YES
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Dunno about you
but I'd chuck one RIGHT up her Irishh diddlydoodiddlyday
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

HELLO
Fucking bitch in the pub wouldn't serve us cans, the cunt. I have no fags. But I have wine.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, Reply)

I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags and fags

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

I hate you.
I need a fucking crate of fags so I never run out.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

Quick, someone
crate up the b3tagays for the sake of a cheap joke!
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274392
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

'Ning miss
tell that fella of yours he was right about the job.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

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( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:07, Reply)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

What?

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274431
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

Don't be worrying about it.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

Not my fella anymore.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

Ah, sorry
I haven't been keeping up.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

Wasn't big news on here, no bother.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

Gaz me some filth or something

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

sucking Gonzo's hairy feet doesn't count then?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Did Woking Girl try and get in your pants then?
TELL US THE GOSSIP
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, Reply)

I don't know why anyone would turn her down
I'd tap that ass make no mistake

"is this thing on?" lol
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:54, Reply)

she wasn't too bad but I did and would still turn it down

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, Reply)

I recall her being a bit shallow

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:57, Reply)

She was a pricktease and a bit shit.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

and ming.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

She's Chinese?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

she had a bit of forehead going on

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:59, Reply)

That's taking foreplay a bit far

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, Reply)

This seems to be turning into punternet
I've met a lot of nice b3tans, but I've never fucked any of them.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

try telling THAT to my ringpiece

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, Reply)

I love you dearly, Broadyswordy
but your ringpiece is safe from me.
Had an offer from one or two, though.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

but right now, I have to pee

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, Reply)

I've met mongychops
mongychops is fucking ace
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

just imagine I did hilarious strikethroughs

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

She didn't like it, she didn't like it.
/revers-o-katy-parry.

I hear Katy Perry might like kissing girls.
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

I said you didn't count
this proves it
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

I offered you sex.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:50, Reply)

Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

I remember she used to let /talk know every time some bloke lost his mess up her

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, Reply)

I long for the day I lose my mess up someone

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

I think Woking Girl is on my MSN list
but blocked

along with Syncubus
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

I deleted her a long time ago.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, Reply)

did you lose your mess up her?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

No :(

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

It's the way you get it back after that's so disgusting

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

She was mates with some other lad
why are you asking?

Freak
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

Cos she's been bummy with everyone on the internet
and I had a friend that lived with her and said she loved all the willy
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

So, whats the current Gossip on /talk
fill me in
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, Reply)

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

Detail.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I DID SOMETHING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

SexFace doesn't count.

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

Was that a response or a general statement?

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

It's gospel true
he's got so many notches on the bedpost, it looks like it's precariously constructed from matchsticks
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

It is was general, it'd be "can't" not "doesn't".

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

I'm too drunk to recognise that as a logical statement
LOLDRUNK ETC
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

I hear someone is shagging someone else
and that shouty one's been shouting again.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I have not missed much

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

There's been nothing of note for at least a year.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

/expected more

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

Can none of you fairies argue with one another?
It's shit on here lately.
Me.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

This is the last genre of post I last remember happening
JMG stir the pot with fire and rape allegations
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

broadsword has had sex with Sammi
the horrible, depraved, nasty kind of sex where people poo on each other
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

He was probably trying to make her look more attractive lol

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

shut up Rustle

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

Leave sexface alone

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

uh oh.....
*hides*
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

I have more in common with sexface than the rest of you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

You slept with my sister too?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, Reply)

We've all done that.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, Reply)

No,
I think shortly after asking me to go around and have sex with her Woking girl did thbe same with you
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I would very much liked to have shagged her
Unfortunately I didn't, however there were conversations, that's nearly two years ago now, I'm guessing she's probably slagging it up at uni by now.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

I will be honest
I would not have, she was slagging it up at uni, I think she's graduated
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:44, Reply)

She legal yet?
Actually, I don't want to know, we meet in a club, yeah', must be 18 to get into a club, right?
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

Would you like to have sex?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

Up yours Franc

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:36, Reply)

Nobody has had sex with Sammi
They've just had a wank whilst looking into a kaleidoscope.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, Reply)

bou is back
and is actually online.
right now.
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

unsurprising

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

Disregarding people's hero JMG.
Can you name somebody on right now who you don't like?
From the internet.

Let's get some shit flying. You bores.


/Edit
PUFFS!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

You first

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

Me.

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

fuck you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

I hate tea, too, if that's any help
perhaps we're the same person.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

I only have this name
to contradict my previous one
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, Reply)

Me

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

most of the people who posted in the last two threads are at least tolerable

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

Late shift panderer

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, Reply)

if not particularly hilarious

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, Reply)

grab your lube
you've pulled
(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

LOLREPETITION

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, Reply)

JMG repeats himself

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

On the DoleBaldMum

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

EVERYBODY LOOK!
LOL
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

I was just saving everybody some time :(
Why must you bully me, The JMG?
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, Reply)

I'm a terrible online bully.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

I was drinking Newcastle Brown Ale last week
Does this make me an ONLINE GEORDIE?
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

oh wait, the dullard has arrived

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

HIYA GILGYFACE :D
the a
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:27, Reply)

at least you're not planearm, I'll give you that

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

I'm only tedious when I'm drunk
Unfortunately, I mainly post on here when I'm drunk. I'm not doing myself any favours.

LOLDULL.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:29, Reply)

You hate puffs?
ARSEIST!
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

Speedy Come back

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I have an excuse
I'm drunk.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

*drunk fives*

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, Reply)

*misses*
Hurray!
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

So.....
with the way technology is going, I wonder what the next "big thing" will be? Its no secret that computers, broadband internet and the mobile phone are all fairly recent in technology terms but have had significant impacts on peoples lives.

I'm thinking** virtual sex




**hopefully



what do you think? and if you don't give a fuck, cereal or toast for breakfast?
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:07, Reply)

I think it's the only way Mykey would ever take me off block.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:08, Reply)

I think Michael Owen can fuck RIGHT off

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:09, Reply)

HE'S YOUR NEW HERO!
It's probably written in to your scarf now under the lining.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:10, Reply)

he's being paid on a game-by-game basis
and no transfer fee

that Fergie eh, what a tightwad
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:11, Reply)

Did I hear right you're also buying Stig Inge Byornebee?

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:13, Reply)

I have no idea, I'm just glad we got rid of the gay one who fell over all the time

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, Reply)

I reckon footballers should be paid on a 'no win, no fee' basis
that should liven things up a bit
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

I think that DAB radio will die and IP radio will become the norm.
For this to work though there would need to be an overhaul of the licensing, as at the moment Internet stations have to pay royalties per song, per listener, i.e. every listener costs money.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, Reply)

not quite.....
ask Dave - he knows how these things work
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:16, Reply)

Yes quite.
That's how it works, two licences, one is a blanket, the other is per song per listener.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

thats not what offcom told me when I applied for a license for an internet station.
I don't have the details here, I'll look them out later.
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

Ofcom don't have anything to do with Internet radio station licensing though.
:/
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

ah, yes PRS
I keep getting them mixed up as I do stuff for both
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:26, Reply)

There are only 2 licenses.
One from PPL, one from PRS.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

PRS are FAIL at managing to set up direct debits, and PPL want quarterly reports showing every track streamed and to how many people, and charge accordingly.
The PRS one is a more blanket "listener hours" based fee set in a few pricing brackets.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:46, Reply)

Toast
granary, with butter on it.

None of this margerine nonsense.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

indeed
www.westonaprice.org/foodfeatures/butter.html
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Good researching there fella
I just think it tastes nicer.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

I'll tell you what, I fucking love Dexter.

( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

+ Fletcher

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Internet
in your head
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:19, Reply)

William Gibson writes shit
and has a lot to answer for
(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

I
had Porkchop sandwiches for breakfast, no word of a lie
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

You all seem pretty horny tonight.
How about some 4chan style POST-TITS? Boys and girls. GO!

ps I can't, no nipples
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:39, Reply)

Go on SexFace, you know you want to.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I'll be honest here, if there was someone I could hook up with right now, I would.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

CALM DOWN INTERNET.
I'm putting my foot down, right here.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I'm with JMG on this one.
It's very serious Internet business.
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:50, Reply)

NIPPLES!

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:00, Reply)

ok then
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

That's udder shit

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

You're milking that picture for all it's worth

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I think it's time to moove on

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

You are Nursie from Blackadder2
AICMFP
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:47, Reply)

MUSIC
on ftlfm.com

no tits
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:45, Reply)

GAY

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:00, Reply)