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YES! JMG!
15 hours of football, travel and nightclubs.

Who can beat that?
Come on. It's JMG. At least one of you must have a fuller cheeked comment to make?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
*wobbles*
*internets*
*actionstars*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
*A little bit of bump and grind*

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
*forces you down on one knee*
*uses you to boost self over wall*
*escapes leaving you to the coppers*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
DAMN YOU THE FUZZ!

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
I love how you go quiet once someone with a life hassles you

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
*Sounds the LOOK AT ME alarm*
Point to where you want me to reply.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
YOUR NIPPLES
yeah, we want to see your nipples.

I say 'we', I really dont, but seeing as I won that round I feel I need to humiliate you
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
Have you had some kind of confidence building drink?
The last time you had a go at me past midnight over a weekend it took you a half hour to admit you were only having a laugh.

:(
Let's speed up the process.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
Lets look at the facts.
You've already edited a post in this thread. You are on this website WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY more than the people you call fattys. When are you going to come to terms with the fact that the people you mock are actually you?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
Who agrees with you on this.
Let's see the replies.
I bet most of the people have previously thrown their toys out of the pram at me.
On the internet.




Would you say the amount of people is roughly around 98.5%?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
at this time of night? there's no one around
the fact is tho jammy, though you have one joke, it is just one joke
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
You just said "the people".
There's more than us two on here, right now.
Come on.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
Do you want me to be all high and mighty to get things going?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
Jammy, I like you & you are part & parcel of b3ta
but you do talk some shit.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
There's the first step towards this all being a bit of a laugh, then.
Come on, let it all out.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
its a bit of a laugh :)

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
but at the same time, you have one joke which you have
kept repeating for years
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:04, archived)
Which joke?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
haha
really?

'I'm the king of the internet'
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
Excellent.
When have I declared this, tonight?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
It's not like you've made that up, in your head. On the internet, now is it?
Are you saying I'm King of the Internet?
That's not going to go well.
:(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
Before you rattle off a reply that you've never said previously, let's have a recap of the highlight.
You say Esme was chatted up by me, JMG, before she was with Noit, and that she turned me down?


Let's just get this clear before we add this to list of interoutbursts.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
would it make things worse if i agreed with broadsword?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
I don't know.
:(
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
i agree wit hbroadsword then
and into the unknown.
i'm off to bed now, so you two can have a gay lovefest all by yourselves on /talk
enjoy yourselves
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:05, archived)
cheers for the support
gnight matey
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
gnight
i still want that kitkat or:
wouls it be violating to show them a video of this www.b3ta.com/talk/5595712

*runs off to bed*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
*re-uses your old posts in a sly attempt to be the new JMG
only better and more awesome*
*succeeds*
*profit and ladies!*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
Bare in mind!
You've now got to run off with Esme.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
i di that 3 times this year alone
it's old now jmg, i'm on the lookout for something new and fresh to run off with
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
The girl you tried to chat up on the phone but chose someone else?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)
I thought by the time I spoke to her, she was with Noit?
Or has this fact completely faded into internet make-believe?

Did I chat her up? Is this what the internet has also told you?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
Internet relationships.
Very serious.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
I was on MSN to esme when it happened
as I recall, it was before she hooked up with Noit
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
Now you're making things up.
Or Esme didn't want to be with Noit when she was talking to me.

What do you, the internet make believe, want the outcome of this to be?
Are you going to tell on me?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
Hello Noit.
I love you.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5695114
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
Dude, take it from someone who knows.
When you start getting paranoid, you gotta stop smoking so much weed.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
JMG's never touched drugs.
It's for rough people and Evil Lu.
GOD I love Evil Lu.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
I call bullshit.
Alcohol is a drug, remember.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
In which case I'm a heavy handler.
:(

Oh good Paddy! How I wish you luck with the derby tomorrow.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
Should be a good match alright.
Unfortunately I have to start work at 1 and shall miss it, but hopefully we'll get radio commentary on it.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
I was at the Middlesbrough away game, today.
The smog overcame the second half.

Filthy people in a filthy town.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
pfft, football

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
I'm not 'the internet'
I'm a bloke, online when there is nothing better to do. Same as you.

I made nothing up.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
I am in spain
I am being waited on by two women
I think I win
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
who won the kitkat?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
You must really like Kit Kats.

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
you haven't seen what i plan to do with it
if i win
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
You don't wanrt to know my travel plans for the New Year.
Aberdeen will probably have to have a collective sit down.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
Tell me your plans
I have a funny feeling I will still win
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
Abroad.
Summer in wintertime.
Filming. It all kicking off.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
Also: Binkini shopping in advance.

(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
Hmmm, my atlas doesn't have Aborad
*edit* you damn ninja
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
Some cunt's hacked amazon.co.uk
*wobbles*
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
RED RUMBLE!
Oh Easty! You bastion of tomorrow's awesome.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
I'm tired JMG.
And I've got to be up again to work tomorrow.
RED PROLETARIAT!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:28, archived)
Right.
RED BEDTIME.
REDTIME.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
*Red Fistbonks*
Fair well.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
it's fine for me,
what's been changed?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
Oh, they've fixed it.
It was just a blank page with 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 going across it.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)