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(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

you'll get him banned again, is that what you want? is that what ANY of us want??
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
It's a good job I'm an incredibly popular man who is above all this.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
you're the most pathetic person on here

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
Can we go ONE of my threads without you having a tantrum?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
yes i expect so
is there anything in your life except football, being bald and craving attention on here?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)

yes i expect so
is there anything in your life except football, being bald and craving attention on here?


No.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
i mean, facebook fanpage? seriously? they say i'm a needy spastic
jesus christ
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
lolololololol
Populolololarity!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
lol, yeh
i haven't looked but i fully expect it's awesome and full the best b3ta has to offer
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
Can you not look at it?
I don't want it being on your list of sites you've visited in case you ever end up in court.
Cheers.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
no worries

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
The important difference is nobody likes you.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
correction
nobody knows me, on here anyway.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
So ronery and sadry arone!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
PFFFT.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
Except because it's Mortal Wombat, internet superhero, he looks like this.
www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/173-0602091433-Kim_Jong-Il_heart_throb.jpg
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
Has he let off?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
Kim Jong-Il's farts are so powerful they cause blizzards.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
I think this should go on the popular page so that everyone can laugh at it.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
i think you should take a long hard look at YOUR life
and stop being an internet dickhole
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
Hahahahaha.
/ac
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
or don't you go out much since your life fell apart?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
Please, stop, my sides ache.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
yeah crying into your ex's knickers all day will do that

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
How's girlfriend.jpg?
Or the internet job?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
great thanks
certainly no-one has fucked girlfriend.jpg up the arse at a lonely bastards convention
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
Now why are you getting worked up at BraynDedd these days?
He hasn't called you a nonce.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
Note how he has to resort to mentioning things that happened years back that have no bearing on my life.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
But if you have some of her knickers, and as long as there are none of your stains, and plenty of hers....
.... then I'd be quite interested in them.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
As MW pointed out, they're stained with my tears or something.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
Fuck right off.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
It's a good job I'm here.
Nobody would notice him.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
If cr3 stepped him yesterday, which I'm hoping he did,
it was the best 24 hours the board has had in ages.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
I thought he just ran away when internet cr3 brought up the question..
I'm totally out the loop.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
yeah because everyone half decent has fucked off
leaving the board almost wholley populated by small cocked internet whingemasters who like nothing more than attempted internet bullying. you're all pretty dire. except the ones that aren't, there's a few remaining, thank FUCK.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
I'd love to know why you're still posting then

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
it's a laugh

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
Interesting.....
*strokes beard*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
get off my beard!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
says the man who returns within 20 minutes of his 24-hour stepping
20 minutes! I bet you set an alarm, and when it went off you rushed off to the PC but your Mum said, in her stern voice "YOU SIT RIGHT BACK DOWN THIS MINUTE YOUNG MAN, AND FINISH YOUR SOUP!" and you fucking did, shoulders hunched, slurping it up with eyes constantly flicking towards the clock and arse atwitch like a hundred ants were probing your bumhole, so desperate were you to start a new thread. You sad, miserable wanker.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
don't give me attitude you live in Poland.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
I live on my own, in my own property, in Poland
you're a grown adult sponging off his parents, on the internet.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
you know precisely fuck all about me.
but you're another sad fucker crafting 'witty' replies on a board each night looking for internet validation that you're so funny even desperately pointing out your last comment in the hope of achieving your pathetic nightly goal of getting yet another dry bitchy comment on the popular page whilst you sit in your shack with bits of shite bmw parts strewn across the carpet wishing you could be somewhere else, back in the uk maybe, but can't because you'd be arrested for being a criminally tedious attention seeking fuckwit.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
This is comedy gold.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
oh fuck off

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
Ooof.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
Dear god, the irony.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
JMG is bald.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
you're right, I'm completely wrong about you
I'm sure you have a deeply fulfilling job and satisfying personal life that, through hard work and willpower, allows you to put in a solid 16 hours on here every day. I bet your Mum's really proud of you, and your 'tache.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
98.5%

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
YES!!!!
CLASSIC INTERNET BULLYING!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
I don't have carpet

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Totally screencapping this in case it mysteriously gets deleted.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

I actually quite like this
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
You are a total fucking prat.

(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Oh cool, xenophobia.
I think you're now officially Syncubus.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
Woah there Grrmachine, you just got served a ZINGER TOWER.

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
I wish I had someone to make me soup

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
I'm sure MW's mum would get you some.
She'd be so pleased to see he actually has some company for once she'd make a special effort. When you had gone she'd probably keep asking MW when that lovely young man was going to visit again
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
I bet she's the type of homely mum who, when you come in, says
"ooooh, so you're Grrrmachine, little Wombat talks about you sooooo much!" while he's there saying "oh Muuuuu-uuu-uuuum!"
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
Then she overdoes it on the cooking sherry and tries it on. Cue MW walking in at the worst possible moment.
'Oh muuuuum, not again!'
*comedy trombone*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I wouldn't mind a quick comedy tromboning off MW's mum

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
We shouldn't bully her, really.
She must be a fucking saint to put up with him.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Who's bullying?
I just want MW's mum to flick her tongue over my anus whilst rubbing my penis, is that too much to ask?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
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*BBRRRRRRR----RRRRRRRR----RRRRRRRRARP*
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Is Grrrmachine going to be MW's new daddy?

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
This place gets more inbred every day :(

(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)