I just bought some nipples for my car
Give me amusingly-named objects.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)

Dongle.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)

I always laugh at "dongle".

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)

At work the words "Can I pinch your dongle?" cause much merriment!

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

See also "I pulled my dongle out..."

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

You mustard spaz

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

look theo,
What's going on? Why are you bullying poor nobarms?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)

We're playing that draw thing something
I drew mustard for him, in a jar, and he couldn't guess it. Even after rearranging all the letters so he had MUTRAD or something
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

I can't play it at work
GUTTED
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

I can but I turn 3G off cos I always worry about spending too much and losing ALL of the money

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

Speaking of wireless connectivity
www.geekologie.com/2012/03/sxsw-convention-enlists-homeless-as-wi-f.php
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

it's people like you who are responsible for the greece

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

The grease or the greeks?

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

can't you read?
the greece!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

I see

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

I can't play because every time I start a new game and click the facebook link it crashes.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)

do it via username, man

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)

What's your username?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7466195
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

Cool beans. I've got to go to a meeting with my cunt manager in a bit so I'll start playing then so's I don't have to talk to her in the car.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

good stuff
twohats, theoban and noit are all playing too
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)

can i play on my nokia lumia?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)

i dunno

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

and you call yourself a forum chum, fuxk you man, fuxk you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)

ok then
no you can't, is that better?

i thought i'd leave you with some hope, mongy. instead of crushing your wide-eyed dreams. does that make me a bad person?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

i'm not here to judge, as you well know, ffs, I'm crying now

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)

Two hats is unfindable
Terrible times
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)

twohats

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

Yeah sorry about the Golem
I was trying to draw writing on it but it wasn't working

I had a random game going, but I had to delete her after she tried to spell 'meteor' as 'meatiouar'
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)

All of you fuck off with your stupid game that I can't play.
Pricks.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)

We're going to take it to the secret draw board
Where all the cool kids are and we have hookers
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)

:'(
I remember when iSketch was all the rage.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)

I remember when Mrs Sp@m accused me and someone else that we were cheating at it
Instead I was just the best at games, all games.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)

Try all one word
twohats
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

WHAT but you said it was Two Hats
I dunno if I want you on there now, with your lies and hats
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

I don't know what to say
I'm sorry Theo. I'm so dreadfully sorry. I'll make it up to you with my accurate sketching, I swear.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)

Perhaps this will make up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlarOMLD59A&feature=player_embedded
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

Sorry I'm listening to Animals
I can't take time out for fat guys flipping tables
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

I'll add you later
I'm too upset right now
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

See how much upset this game has caused Theo.
I'm not sure I even want to play now knowing all this is down to a stupid game!
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)

flanges

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)

I've always found the word 'Lens' quite dirty
But I guess 'flange' is the one isn't it
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)

Lens
lensy, lensy lens lens.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)

I'm VERY aroused right now

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

lenticular

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)

ventricle

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)

corpuscle

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

Lenticular is a disgusting word

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

I have regular meetings with a company that makes pipe flanges and stuff like that
I can't bring myself to use the word as I know I'll giggle.
( magnum, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

I don't think I'd be able to go over the flange report too many times without laughing

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

Squeegee. Chamois.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)

dildo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)

Dipthong

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)

that's not an object AND you spelt it wrong
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

I don't think you're cut out for this modding lark.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)

search function is still borked, i asked him to tell robtoo in the private mod section of the forum, he doesn't seemed to have bothered, fuck him, post scat

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

veronicamoser.com/images/mosers3.jpg
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

NSFW!
Banhammer for Jacktion, here
( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

this is not great for work either
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

i LOVE HORSES

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)

you can see more scat photos here, NSFW, i suppose, i'm at work, dont bother me
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers7.jpg
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

do you remember meatspin?

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)

of course, i still have it on loop, nearly 6 years, i must be well gay by now

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)

Aw man, fucking Rick Astley.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

hahaha
he got you too?
( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)

I'd gone so long without seeing that video and all.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)

you fucked that link ja, this is the scat porn
veronicamoser.com/images/mosers3.jpg
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)

no catching you out, you scampi

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

i fucking emailed robtoo, man
i can't help it if he hasn't fixed it yet
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

im gonna send him a picture of my cock, that should speed things up

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

what if he ends up having a wank instead of fixing the search function
what then?!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

I can send him a picture of mongy's balls in a pint of guinness

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

i think he was there that night, me and rob nearly got slung out for sitting in the pub naked

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

Tell us another story, grandad.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)

wait for 'tl;dr' by mongychops, the new bestseller, pre order your copy now

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

knob

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)

Spatula

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

cavernous windsock

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)

Which car and what nipples?
I can't think of any other things with funny names but i'm sure something will come along.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

My car
brake bleed nipples
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)

I thought it may be something sexy like trunion bearing nipples.
That way you can say you are greasing your nipples.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)

bleeding nipples?
nasty
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

snib

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

Rollocks.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

"row-locks"
God, I'm being pedantic today, even for me.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

I did think this so I googles it and a sailing website said "rollocks"
I couldn't be arsed to delve deeper so went for rollocks.
Sounds the same and looks funnier.
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

and to be extra pendantic I think you mean "Rowlocks"

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

I put the hyphen in
to demonstrate the etymology. :-P
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)

What has the study of insects got to do with anything?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

DUR
hyphen is a type of snake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)

you made a funny!
LOOK EVERYONE!
( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

Are you sure? I'm pretty certain tha..
Oh wait! No you're right! HE DID!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

i can make a snake with my keyboard
check it:

~
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

~~~~~~~~o<

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

ducksnake!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

Him speak with um forked tongue!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

a woo-ooh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

haha. nice
*dives into massive pile of coins*
*gets badly bruised*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

ahHA!

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

pfft

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

So you misspelt it on purpose?!
DETENTION!
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)

no no no
ETENTI UNGE
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

What is it with you and dungeons?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

questioning the dungeon?
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

When you say 'dungeon'
Is it one of those dungeons?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

no it isn't! you'll pay for this insolence.
THROW HIM IN THE SUPERDUNGEON!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)

Man, you're strict
Well it could be worse...at least it's not the Ultradungeon
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

Throwing people in the dungeon?
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON!
( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)

i don't think so, peasant
DUNGEON!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlarOMLD59A&feature=player_embedded
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

Ballcock

( Lord Gnome, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)

Futtock

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

why would nipples be amusing ? i often get 20mm greased nipples, but if a can be arsed i make my own, are you 10 or summat? grow up

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

he keeps on about his car, mongy
do you think he draws cars too?
( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

shit man, we used to have a forum member who used to post loads of vectors of cars, perhaps it was grrr

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)

I like your thinking on this matter

( mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

this idea does not please me

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)

you good at maths and shit grrr, i need some help

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)

anyone? help a bro out here

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)

Fucking come on then, fill us in

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

can't even get 40 fucking winks at the end of the day without some cunt asking for help
being a teacher's a hard life and no mistake
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

unit doses at noon wesnesdays, system purges every ten hours, how long will it be before the merge?
Thanks bro
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)

You mean, how long before a system purge happens on a wednesday at noon?
5 weeks.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)

ta, cunts are disturbing my pints

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)

That's five weeks for the full cycle.
Do you mean "starting now"? Cos that changes everything.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)

its cool, i dont know when the purge is just ten hours

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)

Baggywrinkle.

( MONO!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

Penis

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)

Tits

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

spoon

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

Dip Stick

( h3donist zoinks!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

February.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

Oligarch

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

Celery

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

rekarhl
youtu.be/SJVPD5vrlrU
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

dungeon

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

sturgeon

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)

cudgel

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

pigeon

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

ganglion

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

Titmouse.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

gazebo

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)

woodpecker

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

Longbow

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

blancmange

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)

Best QOTW answer ever
b3ta.com/questions/trainingcourses/post1560598
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)

I'm voting for it with all my tiny might

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)

YES
If this doesn't win, I'm leaving forever
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)

i've got this machine that grrs
i call it the shitengine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)

bumwillypooweefartboobies

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)

Nearly 4 hours and no mention of the Wankle engine?
I'm fucking disgusted with the lot of you.
( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)

Wankel

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)

Youn are.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)

Frisbee

( The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Jews
/ac
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)