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Good Morning.
How are you today?
Do you have any nice plans for the weekend?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:45, archived)
great
Yes
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:51, archived)
Cool.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
i am older :(
and no, no plans. fuck my life, and fuck you for asking.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:53, archived)
What's up janet?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:58, archived)
husband is away til next Saturday :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
Oh I see. :(
Well maybe you could invite some friends over and play uno?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
I hear baldmonkey has a spare diddlio he can lend you

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
I think he might be dead you know

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
Happy Buryday!
Here have a pointless internet hug
*hugs*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
thanks potsie

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
I love a good Birthday,
Can I come to your party?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:13, archived)
Will there be ice cream and jelly?
and a punch in the belly
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:14, archived)
My Dad used to say that!
And now he's dead. Feel good about that Mono? Thanks a lot.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
Oh man, I just can't get anything right today :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
yes. meet us over there at 12?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
theoban?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
Sorry I was doing work
WHAT
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
Hope this finds you well?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
Au contraire my little Welsh pal, I hope this finds you well?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
Sadly it does not find me well at all. Everyone is Drawing Something and I can't play.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
I'm sorry JA :(
I'm sure cr3 will figure it out, post him your phone
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
People on the Apple forums advise to 'reboot' it by holding the lock button and then sliding the arrow across. This is not 'rebooting'. This is turning it off and on again. Why can't Applefags use words proper?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
Take the battery out

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
Booting a computer is turning it on.
Rebooting a computer is turning it on.... again.
Same with phones.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
I see reboot and I think reset.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
'Needless to say, I had the last laugh'.
b3ta.com/questions/trainingcourses/post1561647
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:24, archived)
Oh man, he probably rocked that speaker's world there.
He's going to question everything he's ever been told.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
everyone is Alan partridge this week.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
i clicked that link
but i'm not reading all that bollocks

summary, please?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
It's ok to be stoned at work
Except it's not...but maybe it is. The end.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
*standing ovation*
when i worked at the cinema, the naughty people would get stoned outside the front entrance. i have no idea how they got away with it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
I have smoked while working in a couple of previous jobs
There's no way I could do it now. Not necessasrily for the fear of getting caught, I just don't think I'd be able to handle it. But then my job is a bit more complicated now than back in those days.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
I always thought Saudi Arabia had really draconian drug laws
but apparently women there get stoned all the time.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Happy bidet m'love

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:35, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT SEX BEAST

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
thanks theo!!
ththeo.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
Go fuck yoursen then.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
Theoban is popular with the ladies

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
LL cool T

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
Don Juan DeTheo

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Bitches be welcome at Casatheobanova

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
happy birthday!
pbfcomics.com/32/
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
Janet's going to die when she's 18? :O

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
nah, those dark coloured beads mean something different

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
Anal beads?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
no thanks, i'm full
/ac
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
um, it might be slightly late for that...

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
It was YMCA
I accidentally submitted it half way through drawing. That'll teach me for playing while trying to make breakfast and lunch boxes all at once.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
i've got about 15 games on the go
it's consuming my whole life!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
I know...I'm up to about 10 or so
And me and Mrs Hats are up to about round 50.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
I'm thinking it might be the best game ever.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
I'm starting to think that this game isn't real at all and you're all just picking on me. :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
I'm playing with two hats and baldmonkey and theo and manolith and windy pig.
now DRAW FOR ME, BITCHES.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
I'VE GOT GREEN!
GREEEEEN!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
I haven't. what is the red and yellow man plz?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
Janet, that's cheating!
iron man
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
two hats, that's cheating!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
MANOLITH!
gaz
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
You're mean :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
What's the issue? Is it not available on Windows phones or something?
Soz, I don't understand how it works
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
Yes.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
PLAY WITH ME !!!!!111
I'm loving the game at the moment, I play it on my iPad 'cus I'm cool like that.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
Hey gonz, none of the apps on my iphone will open, wat do?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
draw for me you filthy jew.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
Noit drew me a picture of two men having bum sex in a cemetary yesterday
It was 'Holland' apparently
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
haha...superb

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
i drew hulahoop for him and he didn't get it
and yet when i mistakenly drew beyonce when i was supposed to be drawing butter, he got that. what a world
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
Man we're on what, round 36? We're winning the entire game

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
funk yeah

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
I read that as Hullabaloo

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
It looked like a diagram of an aeroplane wing and I got stuck trying to come up with something based on that :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)
it was a crisp packet!
i assumed you'd be more familiar with the crisp kind than the exercise kind!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
Weed, Bumming, Art, Windmills
How did you NOT get Holland from that?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
haha it was weed and a windmill
Sorry man I'm terrible at seeing things
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
I live in Holland and I haven't seen this yet.
I feel deprived. :(
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

bostondanceparty.deviantart.com/art/Birthday-Skeleton-162070160
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
aaugh!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
Happy OLD day to you
Happy OLD day to you
Happy OLD day dear OLD OLD
Happy OLD OLD OLD OLD
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
you can be whatever you like, astronaut, cakespert, penis doctor
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
penis doctor please!
wait, no...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
Oh fucking grow up
We all get older and we all wither and die. The sooner you accept that the quicker you can enjoy each moment rather than pissing and moaning about an arbitrary calender date that no-one else gives a fuck about.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
Also, here's a box of attention, since you're so obviously craving it

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
I like this!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
i always let my birthday pass without a mention, :)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
i always let my birthday pass without a mention, :)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
so good my phone decided to submit it too the forum twice

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
Happy real life candles n that

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
i'm going to stay in bed and play draw something all weekend

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
I hate you, I want to play :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:58, archived)
Hey! It's one of my MANY, MANY 'Draw Something' buddies!
I tell you what Balders, I feel SO sorry for anyone that can't play this game. It's going to become the new Tetris.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
i'm playing with so many great people
it's like the best bash ever
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
LOL
cliquecliquecliquecliquecliquecliquecliquecliquecliquecliqueclique
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
my username is baldmonkeystuff in case anyone needed it

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
i like it but im rubbish at it.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
twohats
twohats
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
yes

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
done

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
Theoban
Theoban
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
theoban?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
play me!
'manolith'
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
Strong first round
But yes...that may be the worst drawing of a bicycle ever concieved. KLUVYOUBAI
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
it would be easier with a stylus

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
Yeah, I thought that
Then I realised I don't really have anything that would work as a stylus. Someone should try it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
I'm on the bus,
So its extra shit.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
Oilfield was a real treat :)

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
did you wander off,
Or was it truly unguessable?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
Nope...I struggled with that

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
it was pretty shocking.
Nice Arnold though.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
two hats is too good at this for my liking.
HE'S A RINGER.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
he is quite the artist
i've done a few that i was proud of but most of them are a mess. theoban struggled with my interpretation of skiing.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
:( I thought it was a sledge

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
i'm sorry :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
No I'm sorry :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
Windy did 'Oil Field'
and I thought it was a Lacrosse net with a golf club stuck in it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
Like all geniuses I won't be appreciated in my own life time

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
NOIT!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
I DUN YOU A DRAWING

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
My cunt phone won't open the app when I'm in work, because it's a cunt.
I wish cr3 was around, I could do with some tech support that doesn't come from the spastics on the apple forums.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
Working tomorrow.
St. Patrick's day, so it will be busy and full of Guinness.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
Have fun

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:05, archived)
It's my first weekend at the new pub,
So it'll be a good oppurtunity to see which staff are a waste of space when its busy.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:10, archived)
Yeah, when I was chefing most of the front of house staff were students, all wasters.
I lost my temper a few times at them.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
This lot seem ok,
Except for one young girl who doesn't seem to have a brain of any sort.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:13, archived)
Shame.
Hopefully she's just new and she'll sort her life out, at the end of the day you'll be doing pretty much all the work and they usually get the tips, they should at least put some effort in.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:15, archived)
can i get her number pls

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
I love thick girls
Not long term of course, that would be ridiculous. I love them for about 15 minutes at a time.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
a whole 15 minutes? wow.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
Well I need to give myself time for a cigarette afterwards

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
alright, studley, stop making the girls swoon, there.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:41, archived)
For the REALLY special ones I sometimes brush my teeth
with AQUAFRESH!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
I drew you a hat, hatso!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
Hooray!
WOW! It's fearsome!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
I totally though that was a ballbag and dun a lol.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
are you playing this game too?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
I have rage today
This weekend is full of Mothering Sunday and a martial arts course.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:01, archived)
Sunday means presents!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)
Today I am slightly stressed because I'm having to hand in a half-finished assignment through no fault of my own.
I'm off to see my internet girlfriend on Sunday though, so it all balances out.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
Good stuff!
Shouldn't you be seeing your mum on Sunday though?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:28, archived)
No, I'm seeing your mum on Sunday.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
Cool, I guess I'll see you there then?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
blimey, her cunts going to look like a bulldog eating porridge

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
Oh sweet, you going as well?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
she's been pestering me all week

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
does anyone want to swap timeslots?
i can't make it to my appointment but still want to plow mono's mum
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
pffft.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
Seeing lovely friends tonight
Maybe other lovely friends tomorrow
Probably Mum on Sunday.
You?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
drawsomething?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
Hope this finds you well?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
Theoban?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
my mum will be in hawaii on sunday so i don't have to do anything!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
I don't know who's luckier, you or your Mum
I don't really want to go over at all. Son-ly duties and all that I guess.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
also
the first set of lovely friends sound great, the others will surely pale in comparison
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
The second set haven't even confirmed
Takes the piss frankly Manolith.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
I lost the ability to cycle in a straight line briefly last night
and did a booboo
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:47, archived)
You fell onto a strawberry?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:49, archived)
i don't bother with helmets, I only cycle through fruitmarkets

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
STOP! THERE'S A WAYWARD MANGO!!
GLUED....NOOOOOO!!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
GLUED!
YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Was this incident fluid induced?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
no sadly i'm just a bikespazz :9
not even any badgers this time
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
ouchi

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
I'm itchin for some alright thread

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
I refuse to believe that this is you.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:53, archived)
well the other half of my face is black if that helps

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
No. I will not have the engima of Glued Eel so flippantly destroyed.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
I will not rest until the perpetrator of this criminal act is brought to justice
You floppy haired cunt
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
pulling hair out of semi coagulated blood
is unpleasant
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
Well if you leave it til it scabs, you can then rip off the scab using the hair as a handy pull tab

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
Place a zip over it, so when it heals, you can use it to hide small change

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
Does it hurt?
DOES IT?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
please don't make it hurt more :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
I know where you live, and now I know your face.
*wins at b3ta stalking*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
can it really be?
a photo of the illusive glued eel's face?!

this truly is the greatest day. oh and hopefully your wounds will heal, yadda yadda
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
I thought it was Matthew mcconnaughey.
tineye it, NOW.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
It's a photoshop
I can tell by the pixels
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
ah yes, i see it now
the pixels
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
Kurt Cobain's First Shot

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
I know your face
now I have power over you.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
Tonight we're going to the English Market to buy chicken wings and potatoes and burgers and so on, then to Tesco for booze
Tomorrow the day will be spent drinking, watching rugby and using our deep fat fryer.

Fair well young Mono, it has been lovely knowing you. By this time on Monday I will be dead.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
you should come to an english market in england
then buy all the stuff and i'll help you eat it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
One day sweet prince, one day I will set foot in the hallowed grounds of South England and get thoroughly annoyed by all your lot's dopey accent

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
i can't deny it
for some reason, some portsmouth people seem desperate to be londoners and put on the accent. i just speak in a dull, characterless monotone. ask anyone.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
Really? I imagine you speaking excitedly and out of breath, like a spaniel that's just done a jog around the block
And you pepper your phrases with 'zapowie' and 'blazzam' and other 50s words
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
nope
just low, boring, dirge
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
Zoinks pals! The old mill is being knocked down tonight! Maybe we can find buried treasure! Get my knapsack Jimbo!
That's how you sound in my head
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
Also you have a friend called Jimbo
Or a talking dog, not sure
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
perhaps it's better that we don't meet
i'd be a terrible disappointment
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Kabloowie! That sure be a lot of ol' nonsense boy, hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck
Now you're a hillbilly. ROLL WITH IT
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
*spits*
ah reckon
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
yay, new icons monday

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
an SBP ICON?!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
I hope if I cark it that they do little icons for me
Don't seem right that we only get new ones if the corpse has tits
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
good morning
tops
also yes
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
I've got throwing, pulling and hucking (pfft) practice tonight, followed by a few scoops in the Student Union next door.
I'm at a colleague's concert tomorrow night (followed by no booze :( )
Saturday and Sunday I'm going through some old files and maybe get a bit of yoga in.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
Oh Frisboy, if you didn't exist we would have to invent you

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
ho theoban, what's hucking?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
not much, what's hucking with you?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
a small hamlet near maidstone, apparently

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
here's hucking at you, quinten

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
Watch out, I jus' hucked yo Mama!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
Even when I was typing it I thought 'oh boy this is going to end badly'
But I kept my resolve and steamed on
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
You live your life son, be proud, don't let the haterz get u down lol

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
lyk dis if u luv hucking 5evar

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
huckleberry finn was a young tearaway who ran away with an african american man
is that what you're doing?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
It all sounded so promising until you said "yoga"

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
Even the pulling and hucking...?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
Yes, lots.
And your good self?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
Yes, lots!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
I love you Mono
Wanna cyber?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
Sure.
Only if you quit that game though.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
NEVER!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
theo drew me a willy :(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
He's so LEWD!
*tingles*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
Hurrah!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
I am going to strip my car naked
NAKED. UTTERLY NAKED.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
Sounds hot

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
ban this sick filth

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
You are a bigger cargay than Jeremy Clarkson.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
Clarkson does know a nerdiastic amount of trivia about forgotten vehicular relics
Behind the POWURGGGHH screen image, he's a proper anorak
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)