this is what i'm hoping for
i never iron anything
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

I deliberately buy things that don't need ironing

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

me too
i buy food and videogames and books and train tickets and all kinds of things that don't need ironing
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

Milk is the best one

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

Ew.
Unironed milk is gay.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Stop saying Ew
THAT is gayer
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Ewn are

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

I'm hoping for a cold summer so I can keep wearing a jumper over my shirts.
Wear a jumper and you only have to iron the collar.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

You lazy ballbag

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Shit up a rope, rusty-gusset.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)