She's not down until tomorrow.

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:03, archived)

I simply cannot be bothered to contrive a downs joke.
Soz.
Fancy bunking off and going to the arcade?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:09, archived)

Sure, just gotta nip home for my 2p's

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)

I was speaking to a 22 year old the other day who had never heard of The Simpsons arcade game
I despair, I really do
( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)

that was my favourite game in all the arcades of southsea

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)

I also loved TMNT, X-Men and Captain Commando

( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

Metal Slug!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)

i've never played captain commando but he was one of my favourite characters in marvel vs capcom 2

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)

was that the one where you could end up with 6 characters on screen doing special moves
and it would all kick off and go completely spastic for about 2 minutes before you even got to make your next move?

i remember that, it was good
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

indeed. there was a sequel recently that's pretty great too

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

i don't really play videogames anymore because i suck at them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)

i wish we were still in the era of the scrolling beat em up

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)

scrolling beat em ups still exist, like Castle Crashers
but they've mostly evolved now into things like God Of War & Bayonetta
( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

yeah, it seems they're mostly downloadable titles now.
i like castle crashers and the scott pilgrim game
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)

I'm racking my brains for a game i used to love as kid,
arcade game, side scrolling, shooter rather than beat-em-up, 2 player, something to do with Tanks, you could jump in the tanks, it was an incredible game.Me and my brother spent days of our lives in the arcade at Laser quest playing it.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

that sounds like metal slug

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

I think you're right,
i didn't read monos earlier post.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)

a sensible policy that will serve you well

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

in fact,
it appears to be have been metal slug 2.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

I never really played arcade video games. I used to do the 2p shovey shelf thing instead.
Mostly I used to love Jetpac and Death Race on the spectrum. I played them endlessly.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

i once won what appeared to be a rolex from the shove machines,
it was a plastic knock off and i lost it in the Sea in Margate.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)

Stop quoting Personality Horse lyrics you tedious troll.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

shit off cunt-wad.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)

You're doing it again.

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

Shut up butting in, Der-brain.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)

STREETS OF RAGE!!!
morning all.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

OH SHIT
I just had a brainwave!

Imagine Konami made a side-scrolling beat 'em up of the Avengers? How fucking sweet would that be?
( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)

i had that, back in the mid 90s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcXspB-vqlk
at the time the avengers consisted of cap, iron man, hawkeye and vision
it was one of my favourite games along with tiny toon adventures
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

I hope that isn't you playing,
if it is, you're a bit shit.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)

it isn't me, no

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

I always used to play as Iron Man
Iron Man was way cooler than those other pricks in that game.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

i was iron man or hawkeye

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

IRONMANIRONMANIRONMANIRONMANIRONMAN

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

Ah
There was one. But no-where near as good
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America_and_The_Avengers
( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

That game was fucking amazing

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)

But it looks better IN MY HEAD
Actually I may have to try and hunt down this game
( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

somebody make a /talk scrolling beat em up

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

The only way to win is to not play

( Eddache, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

or rather to play and then ragequit when you lose

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

but then come back again ten minutes later pretending you were only pretending to quit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)

As someone who has just finished a degree in game development, I can guarantee that would be awful.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)

hmm
says you, college boy

well done
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)

You need a degree to decide that anything involving b3ta is awful?

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

Education these days, eh?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)

Back in my day there were only three subjects at school.
And neither of those were maths.
AHAHHAHAHAHAAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)