oh man, manchester towns done winning a cup today!
what have you done recently that's full of win?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

fergie said man city bought the title,
but man united spent more money on their team, i dont get it
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:36, archived)

me neither ssg!
I'm not smart enough for these football mind games :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:45, archived)

i suspect he's just jelly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:08, archived)

yeah, he's all like >:|

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:09, archived)

loadsa jelly in his belly!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

LOL!!! he's all wobbly from all da jelly!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:17, archived)

nothing, got mugged off by the coop, and just paid 40 quid to watch 2 hours of shit, sadtimes

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:49, archived)

What's the coop mongy?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

i tell you what it aint, it aint a place that values customers who wish to use a carrier bag to take a saturday treat of a carton of ribena home

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

I bet that fair ruined your Saturday
bastards. I would take your hard earned cash elsewhere..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:03, archived)

it was horrble, 've emaled them, and provided links, as of yet i have heard nothing, it is my local shop, fuck all else nearby and i dont do supermarkets

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:06, archived)

You should at least get a voucher for some free crisps or something.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:31, archived)

Wait a sec..... Were you going to take your own drink into the picture house?
And if the film was free, would you have enjoyed it more?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:44, archived)

i only smuggle booze in, and no, the film wasnt that good, over long, the best bit was my daughter asking afterwards why spiderman doesn't help, i lol'd

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:53, archived)

so you got mugged twice then.
sadtimes :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

i did just drink a ribena while shopping for my ready meals, i didn't pay for it, they fucking owed me one, and later on i'm gonna download loads of films, that'll learn em

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:56, archived)

yeah! fuck em.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

Fuck all marky mo.
Fuck all.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:52, archived)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

:-[
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:17, archived)

turn that frown upside down herb! have a trifle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:20, archived)

Oh go on then...:-)

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:28, archived)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:40, archived)

drove from Bristol to Leicester
having not driven for 18 months and not been on the motorway for more than 10 minutes before.
Which isn't much of an achievement for most people that drive. But I got a free car out of it.
( fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:56, archived)

sounds like you stole a car.
did you steal a car?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

The Boy's dad gave it to us for free
as he's bought a new one, and we could drive it back
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/550190_3962886278408_1467885253_3484316_533547973_n.jpg

got the Kosovans to give it a wash and polish too!
( fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:00, archived)

i have an estate focus, good motors

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:02, archived)

his dad's just bought a C-Max which is very nice
and I drive focus estates for work. I think the corporate fleet has 3-400 of them. They take a lot of abuse.
( fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:02, archived)

you appear to be shit at counting

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:05, archived)

you should gaz grrry about this.
he could help you pimp it out, with lowriders and spinning rims and hydraulics and that.

rims LOL, cause you're gay and that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:04, archived)

grrr will want to put some nice carpets and a lava lamp in it, he loves those

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:07, archived)

is grrry a gay too?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

i've always assumed grrr is just a forum bot, cr3 probably coded him

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:16, archived)

oh man, I never guess these things :(
always the last to know.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

fuck you, I thought I was a mate
sad times :(
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:10, archived)

I told him I want at LEAST fuzzy dice
not even allowed those!
( fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:10, archived)

you can get geek dice
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc/
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:13, archived)

ha! get in

( fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:33, archived)

he's such a car nazi.
amazing that he hates beetles really.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:24, archived)

can gays steal cars? i'm no genetic doctor or shit

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:01, archived)

I went camping and seen a chiken dUn a siK

( spesh, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:27, archived)

you should have taken a photo and sent it to BM for his shit blog.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:40, archived)

It dun projectile vomiting

( spesh, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:52, archived)

O< =====#

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

i got a free doughnut out of a child's misery

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:10, archived)

was it your child?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:18, archived)

no

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:26, archived)

oh, well thanks lightguy, thightguy

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:31, archived)