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I've got the phrase "5% discount for dear customer"
"Dear" is blatantly wrong, like, totes bad. What's a better word?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
valued

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
I'm taking this answer
but I appreciate all the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
loyal?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
shit stinkin'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

t k
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
mother fuckin'?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
jew-boy sponger

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:06, archived)
*checks watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
feeble-minded

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
terminal

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
I'm researching this whole euthanasia question at the moment,
I think I just found the worst website ever that wasn't made last century.
www.patientconcern.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
That's pretty awful.
Do you worry that the euthanasia would make it easy for governments to kill people or are you not a tinfoil-hatted-fruitcake?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
I don't think it is some kind of secret government conspiracy,
slippery slope arguments or no.

I'm trying to verify the authenticity of the following quote:
“I think we can only go for terminal illness at the moment, so this doesn’t actually apply to the people who are probably about to go into care homes. But, you know, baby steps.”

Conservative MP Edward Leigh brought it up in a debate in parliament without citing the source, the Daily Mail attributes it to Joyce Robins of Patient Concern. I might have to just e-mail her and ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
In the Falconer Report she is quoted thusly:
"I don’t put any credence in this thing that people will then be scared, they will then
be frightened, because my goodness people are frightened now, terrified of going into
care homes, hospitals, so on and so forth, because they’ve seen on television before
their eyes what actually happens to you there. [In] my elderly community down on
the south coast, people are terrified."

Instead of assisted dying adding to people’s fears about how they die, she suggested that ‘it could take that away’.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
Could be right. There's certainly room for discussion.
I can see why it interests you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
It loads really quickly, I'll give it that

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
Roger buys lots of sweets,
but has great teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
'ere, you read J.G Ballard's "The Terminal Beach"?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
Good innit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
Dunno. Ain't read it

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
I 'ate you, baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
Totes soz right here.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
You can watch the whole of the 1966 Batman movie on Youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCFAA_yM00&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
I'm sure it was better than this when I watched it before...

This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
delicious

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
paedophile delicious (things post above yours)
sounds like a really inappropriate type of apple
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
The less said about Cox's Pippin's the better

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
why do they call the Cox's Orange Pippin Apples.
Surely that's just muddying the water of what sort of fruit it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
I'd love a nice juicy execrable racist for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
'we're still making at least 35% profit on you you prick...'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
execrable

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
fugly

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
aryan

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
cuntfucking

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
TRIFLE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
sexually developing

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
shmurvegording

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
CUNTstomer more like

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
autobot

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
this would make a lot of sense, considering the context

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
You're buying an arse for your car?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
editing a Car Repair book
"Let me explain, the invoice includes 5 items; a new not re-conditioned steering pump, fluid, a new boot, wheel rim straightening and finally wheel alignment. That comes to 440 zloty, with a 5% discount for our autobot client, it totals 418 zloty."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
I'm afraid I can only see the words 'Let me pump fluid rim bot'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
I AM RIMBOT
LET ME PUMP FLUID
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
ME GRIMBOT

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
super happy

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
married

(I helped save b3ta! avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
anal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
sodomised

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
table horse

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
activated tadpole neutron delta Bilderberger

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
vajazzled

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
why are you giving the cunt a discount anyway?
I heard he hit on your wife when you were at the bar, she turned him down, but still, what a creep, and you bought him a pint. I'll come with you and we can sort him out. Weapons or fists, it's up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
barely-legal

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
one remaining

(Drimble something lol here, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
how do you know the customer isn't kim jong il

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
I don't, but I can't afford to offer 10% discounts to everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:13, archived)