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I've got the phrase "5% discount for dear customer"
"Dear" is blatantly wrong, like, totes bad. What's a better word?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
valued

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
I'm taking this answer
but I appreciate all the rest
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
loyal?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
shit stinkin'?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

t k
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
mother fuckin'?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
jew-boy sponger

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:06, archived)
*checks watch*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
feeble-minded

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
terminal

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
I'm researching this whole euthanasia question at the moment,
I think I just found the worst website ever that wasn't made last century.
www.patientconcern.org.uk/
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
That's pretty awful.
Do you worry that the euthanasia would make it easy for governments to kill people or are you not a tinfoil-hatted-fruitcake?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
I don't think it is some kind of secret government conspiracy,
slippery slope arguments or no.

I'm trying to verify the authenticity of the following quote:
“I think we can only go for terminal illness at the moment, so this doesn’t actually apply to the people who are probably about to go into care homes. But, you know, baby steps.”

Conservative MP Edward Leigh brought it up in a debate in parliament without citing the source, the Daily Mail attributes it to Joyce Robins of Patient Concern. I might have to just e-mail her and ask.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
Nice.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
In the Falconer Report she is quoted thusly:
"I don’t put any credence in this thing that people will then be scared, they will then
be frightened, because my goodness people are frightened now, terrified of going into
care homes, hospitals, so on and so forth, because they’ve seen on television before
their eyes what actually happens to you there. [In] my elderly community down on
the south coast, people are terrified."


Instead of assisted dying adding to people’s fears about how they die, she suggested that ‘it could take that away’.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
Could be right. There's certainly room for discussion.
I can see why it interests you.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
It loads really quickly, I'll give it that

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
Roger buys lots of sweets,
but has great teeth.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
'ere, you read J.G Ballard's "The Terminal Beach"?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
Yeah.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
Good innit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
Dunno. Ain't read it

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
I 'ate you, baldmonkey

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
Totes soz right here.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
flouncing

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
You can watch the whole of the 1966 Batman movie on Youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCFAA_yM00&feature=related
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
I'm sure it was better than this when I watched it before...

This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Sorry about that.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
delicious

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
paedophile

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
paedophile delicious (things post above yours)
sounds like a really inappropriate type of apple
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
The less said about Cox's Pippin's the better

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
why do they call the Cox's Orange Pippin Apples.
Surely that's just muddying the water of what sort of fruit it is.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
I'd love a nice juicy execrable racist for lunch.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
'we're still making at least 35% profit on you you prick...'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
racist

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
execrable

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
fugly

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
aryan

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
cuntfucking

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
TRIFLE!!!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
sexually developing

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
shmurvegording

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
CUNTstomer more like

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
Dave

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
autobot

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
this would make a lot of sense, considering the context

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
You're buying an arse for your car?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
editing a Car Repair book
"Let me explain, the invoice includes 5 items; a new not re-conditioned steering pump, fluid, a new boot, wheel rim straightening and finally wheel alignment. That comes to 440 zloty, with a 5% discount for our autobot client, it totals 418 zloty."
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
I'm afraid I can only see the words 'Let me pump fluid rim bot'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
I AM RIMBOT
LET ME PUMP FLUID
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
ME GRIMBOT

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
super happy

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
married

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
anal

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
sodomised

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
table horse

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
activated tadpole neutron delta Bilderberger

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
vajazzled

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
why are you giving the cunt a discount anyway?
I heard he hit on your wife when you were at the bar, she turned him down, but still, what a creep, and you bought him a pint. I'll come with you and we can sort him out. Weapons or fists, it's up to you.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
barely-legal

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
one remaining

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
how do you know the customer isn't kim jong il

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
I don't, but I can't afford to offer 10% discounts to everyone else

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:13, archived)