i dunno man,
We still run everything in gallons and pints, what more do you want?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

I'll have 0.6 litres of ale please, Bar Keep!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

three flagons of cider please innkeep.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

That'll be 0.0154 doubloons, please.
Or two and six, in new money.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

i think the main reason we don't switch to litres is because of all the moaning from the real ale camp.
And they moan about everything. Miserable cunts can't just enjoy a pint.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

LOL! that's a barman's joke!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

MMMM.....nutty aroma....oak cask I'll be bound....floral aftertaste
*burps*
*smokes clay pipe*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

YOU HAVE A SHIT BEARD

( spesh, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, archived)