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just interviewed a woman called Fanny Ono
I'm thinking of offering her the job based on the comedic potential
{edit} here she is: wikiworldbook.com/global-address-book/Fanny-Ono
face like cartman, but she's quite a good seller
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
I've never been to Norway. :(
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
Alphabet, Alphabet
The nicest letters you'll ever get
From A-Z I get my fix
And my favourite number is 26!
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
Do you think that in the newsletter Rob could start putting in what letters and number B3ta was brought to us by today?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
Almost certainly
But will he...
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
I have. It's shit. You would hate it.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
to be fair, it looks pretty.
but it's expensive and i was surprised to see the building owned by the software house i was visiting covered in graffiti. this was 15 minutes from bergen city centre and is apparently rife. plus, norwegians, right?
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
I paid about £100 for flight and a week's accommodation in Bergen.
Beer Everything else was expensive though.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
it's up to about nine quid a pint now.
plus i ordered room service at the airport hotel and they charged fifteen quid just to bring it to my room. thank the lord for obscure receipts and a company credit card.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
I stayed in my mate's flat near Bryggen
Helped keep the costs down.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
Hey Baldmonkey
What city is in the middle of Czechoslovakia?
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
I KNOW, SIR! I KNOW!!!
i just watched super 8. it was rather good.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
Oh, I have that movie but I've not watched it
Based on this sparkling and concice review perhaps I'll give it a look.

How you getting on, love?
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
It's in the top issues for an incontinent prick like janet? (4)

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
Piss

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
PISS (off fatso).

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
meh. scar on my shoulder has yet another infection.
husband is in southampton all week. i am BORED. but yes, watch super 8. it's obviously derivative of goonies and ET and all those criticisms but i really enjoyed it.

more news as it happens.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
Booo
Have you considered amputation? I'm not sure how you'd amputate a shoulder, but it's worth thinking about.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
I'll do it for £50.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
I got bored within the first 20 minutes and stopped watching it.
Soz.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
have you tried smearing yoghurt on it?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
OSLO?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
you terrible, awful ruiner.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
YESSSSS, do I get a star?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
It wasn't terribly cryptic.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
It wasn't supposed to be
I have an healthy interest in the geography of defunct european countries.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
No, I'd say that's pretty unlikely, Glued
Firstly Oslo is in Norway, secondly Czechoslovakia doesn't really exist anymore. There was a terrible conflict where the country was divided into Slovakia and the Czech Republic.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
Where would you find Two Hats in a wristwatch?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
Good point

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
Where would you find manolith in Scunthorpe?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
Dunno....arcades probably

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
Up his wife with a maglight?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
BLICSLO?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
I got an email from a south american colleague called Lino Patino the other day

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
Would you hire someone call Butts McPoopingee?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
yes. yes I would

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
oh god we nearly had a crew member called:
norman jay jesus p pimping. he was like a dream come true. and those crazy thais...
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
A friend of mine happened across a child named Precious Reefer.
True story.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
thongsuk wannaporn. true story.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
Totally can't trump that

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
that's a moohalaa catchphrase, innit?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
i707

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
I'm listening to Vangelis.
Does anyone else want to sit in a darkened room feeling sore and bitter, drinking whisky while neon lights and Chinese adverts strobe in through the windows when they hear his music?
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
Not really.
When I hear Vangelis I usually want to switch it off and listen to something else.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
I find it ideal for working to when I don't want the sound of my own thoughts churning in my head
but don't want to listen, as such, to music.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
Boards of Canada or Sigur Ros would surely work too?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
I've never listened to either.
Is this a recommendation, because if it backfires you'll never hear the end of it.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
Wasn't meant as such but…
If you haven't heard of either I'd say you were missing out. Depends on whether you like good ambient music I guess.

Make your own mind up- Sigur Ros; Boards of Canada.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
Okay, I'll follow that up later when i have more bandwidth

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
friends of mr cairo album makes me cry.
in a good way, i mean.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
fanny tears?

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
of terrible loneliness, yes.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
it must have been a difficult birth
tears (the thigns that come out your eyes)
tears (like when you get an episiotomy or rip something)

LOL!
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
Jon's vocal are always good, apart from a few misses on Yes albums.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
wait, jon off of jon and vangelis is jon anderson?
mind. blown. how did i not know this?!!
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
How does that feel
Pretty good i'll bet.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
just, wow.

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
I've only listened to their Blade Runner soundtrack
so yes.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
'his' not 'them'.
Mind you he is Greek, so now is the time for him to form a band, as with such high unemployment he can pay low wages to a grateful workforce.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
fanny? i don't get it

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
I'll bet you don't!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

haaaaaaa
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
THIS guy knows exactly what it is!

(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7502846
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
Today I have been mostly quoting the Bible.
2 Kings 2:23-24

He [Elisha] went up from there to Bethel; and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go away, baldhead! Go away, baldhead!” When he turned around and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
That's a lot of mauling.
You would have thought that most of the boys would have run away when they saw their friends being mauled- unless they were part of some bear-worshipping suicide cult. Who determined they were she-bears? How difficult is it to tell the gender of a bear? I would imagine it's a tricky business if you aren't another bear and even then not without inherent hazards.

Could of course be allegorical and perhaps the number 42 has some deep cosmic significance- unlikely though.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
I hadn't thought of that.. maybe Elisha had persuaded the bears to do his bidding...
sexually
and that's how he knew they were female.

I think 42 was decided on as being suitably impressive but not so over the top that people wouldn't believe it.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Google knows.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

James 4:7

Submit yourselves therefore to Cadbury. Resist the Nestlé, and he will flee from you.
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:10, archived)