bored of that now
anyone know the maximum first filter capacitor rating for a 5U4G rectifier tube?

alt: how hard do you reckon you could kick a flamingo before its legs snapped?

etc
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

Usually the capacitance value recommended in a tube data sheet is the maximum that should be used with a given type for good reliability. I would not go over 50uF under any circumstances and would recommend 30 - 40uF as reasonable values for the input capacitor based on my experience with this type.

Larger values may cause arcing during warm up and will also exceed the peak current rating of the rectifier. You can use more capacitance after the choke if you wish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

BIG WOBBLY COW'S PENIS

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

plis

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

you can use a higher capacitance with a choke input filter but yeah, about 40uF I reckon

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

I'd stab the young one in the face with the broken bottle.
If the bottle shatters I could probably take out the older one with my bare fists.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

you ruin everything

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

I do my best.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

I made my car go
from this to this
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

not interested, soz

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

yeah, go back to noodling on your bass like some sort of Tony Levin wannabe

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

lol butthurt

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:45, archived)

you should call it
noskcaj leahcim
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

Resurrection tour?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

your car went from white to black, it's a reverse michael jackson

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:36, archived)

when are the flame decals going on?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

I've saved up 25 years worth of Rice Krispies vouchers for some superwicked stickers.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

I imagine it will end up looking fairly similar to this
www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flamejob.jpg
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:45, archived)

You making a hearse?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

Sports Hearse

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

I hate to tell you this but I think you're missing some bits.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

I'm getting an engine for my birthday

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

why bother?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

becuase it massively increases my likelihood of death by horrible injury
I don't want to wimp out with cancer or heart disease or any of those other pussy fatalities.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

it'll look like this:
www.freewebs.com/mostwantedmotorsracing/me%20car!!.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

fucking hell

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:45, archived)

don't tell me
tell grrrmachine
he's the one pimping his clio.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

I love the heaps of shit you see round here
Where they've put 10 grands worth of body kit on a 300 quid Nova. And a blue light underneath. For fuck's sake.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:48, archived)

I'm going to go to poland now and key up Grrr's shitmobile.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:50, archived)

It's all about Stance these days
farm4.static.flickr.com/3355/3580517210_6b616e662d.jpg
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:50, archived)

I'd much rather have a something that looks like a shit heap but accelerates very well.
And is as small as possible.
So there.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

Two Hats' missus?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:53, archived)

Startlingly accurate

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

is that a toy car taken from a tiny camera?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:02, archived)

YEAH BOIIIII
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/255/pana064.jpg/
( MONO!, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:24, archived)

:,(
it's not French
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

now that's a fucking brilliant car, I can't imagine any car better than that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

especially not Grrmachine's
I mean, his car is so shit I can't even be bothered to look at pictures of it

so that car's obviously the best
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

someone told me that grrmachine loves beetles and his new car is a beetle and he spray painted it because he loves it so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:03, archived)

Act 16:3 Paul wanted to have him go on with him. And he took [him] and circumcised him because of the Jews who were in that region, for they all knew that his father was Greek.
I can't find any passages in the bible about capacitors I'm afraid, I don't think they'd been invented yet.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

anything about flamingos?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

FONTANEL!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

bored of that now
start a thread for fuck's sake
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

Fuck off.
You start a fucking thread. Gay lord.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

Lev 12:6 'When the days of her purification are fulfilled, whether for a son or a daughter, she shall bring to the priest a lamb of the first year as a burnt offering, and a young pigeon or a turtledove as a sin offering, to the door of the tabernacle of meeting. If a pigeon cannot be found then a flamingo will suffice, once its legs have been sufficiently broken which would usually require around 50 minutes of sustained kicking with a heavy boot.'
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

bollocks, I could do it in half that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

Yeah obviously, but that was back in biblical times.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

Boot technology has come a long way.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

I imagine that their legs aren't all that strong
But then maybe they are. What am I, a fucking flamingo doctor? Jesus. Do your own fucking research.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

peer review innit

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

Oh right
God, I'm sorry.

Ok, I reckon you could probably kick them about as hard as you'd kick a football if you were passing it to another player. Not too hard. Do they have hollow bones?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

they do if you drill the middle out of their legs before you kick them

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

They're very passive creatures aren't they

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

not if they get fucked up on PCP

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

Call one of them a Pink Poof when they're on the angel dust
and they'll clean your clock
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

They can break a man's arm, you know.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

Is that right?
Well they look a bit like a hockey stick. I bet if you held onto their feet and swung them at someone's arm...yeah...yeah, I reckon you might break an arm. Nice work 2CC.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

If anyone finds my will to live.
Can they post it back to me, or leave in a convenient location, ta.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:06, archived)

up yours

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

It's not just your doing.

(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

In fact it's mostly not your doing.

(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

you know what would look good in this room, like a wooden panelled ceiling with those low voltage light things and dimmer switches
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:12, archived)