bored of that now
do you have any plans for the weekend after this?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

no, none at all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

coming back from holiday :(
Also crashing the street party down the road on the Sunday
( SugarSpunSister don't need to capital S, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

can I come?

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Why not eh
Bring beer
( SugarSpunSister don't need to capital S, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

good call

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

BULLDOZER!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

stuffing seagulls up my arse while reciting Shakespeare

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

What sort of gull?
Do they have white heads even though it is may and short orange beaks?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

I have yet to ascertain the type of gull
but they'll all have brown heads by the time #i'm done.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

You should use a domestic goose.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

swan necks have better articuation and are longer for a proper scrape out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

beaks are good for a bit of prostate action too

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

do you reckon, with its head and neck right up you to the shoulders, a swan could still fly?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

a fully mature adult swan?

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

I guess so, maybe kids would have to fly with a cygnet up them
but at reduced prices
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

I need to see a business plan

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

yeah but
The Jew's poos upon the goose
Caused his sheakspeare to make the news
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

Doom Bar, Sam Brooks Wandle, Windsor and Eton Knight of the Garter and Oxford Gold.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

oh, nice
I think I might start with a Doom Bar. Although Oxford Gold tends to be good.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

The Garter is a great session beer,
nice and hoppy and flavourful and only 3.8.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

fosters and ribena

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

ingrate

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

what about a nice 25yo laphroiag and coke

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

as long as it's decent quality coke, not cut with drain cleaner and shit, why not

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

I've got a good supply man,
if you're interested
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

YES

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

yuck , I'll have a strongbow

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

Not dying of lurgy.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

Why put off for next weekend what you can do this.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

Your mum.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

live from the lake!!!!
Not really, but I will be fishing
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

Probably not
You?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

Dunno.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

Capital
Want to do something?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

keep your sick bald dating to gaz plz.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

I will not let you ruin this for me Windy, I won't

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

yeah

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

Cool

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

I might have accidentally agreed to an eight hour car journey with my parents
which I think will be a terrible mistake
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

I'm on a bus!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

what's on telly tonight planearm?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

Got on a bus.
Ate a pasty.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

motherfucker

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

GET OFF THE BUS,
THERE'S A BOMB, IF IT GOES ABOVE 50 THE BOMB ARMS, IF IT DROPS BELOW THEN IT EXPLODES. DUDE. GET OFF.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

Where are you going to?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

Look Baldmonkey,
I'm not sure you're helping things here with the dull Friday Weekend plans thread.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

Sorry.
Hang on... I've had an idea.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)