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bored of that now
do you have any plans for the weekend after this?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
no, none at all

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
coming back from holiday :(
Also crashing the street party down the road on the Sunday
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
can I come?

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Why not eh
Bring beer
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
good call

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
BULLDOZER!

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
stuffing seagulls up my arse while reciting Shakespeare

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
What sort of gull?
Do they have white heads even though it is may and short orange beaks?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
I have yet to ascertain the type of gull
but they'll all have brown heads by the time #i'm done.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
You should use a domestic goose.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
swan necks have better articuation and are longer for a proper scrape out

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
beaks are good for a bit of prostate action too

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
do you reckon, with its head and neck right up you to the shoulders, a swan could still fly?

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
a fully mature adult swan?

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
I guess so, maybe kids would have to fly with a cygnet up them
but at reduced prices
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
I need to see a business plan

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
yeah but
The Jew's poos upon the goose
Caused his sheakspeare to make the news
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
Doom Bar, Sam Brooks Wandle, Windsor and Eton Knight of the Garter and Oxford Gold.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
oh, nice
I think I might start with a Doom Bar. Although Oxford Gold tends to be good.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
The Garter is a great session beer,
nice and hoppy and flavourful and only 3.8.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
fosters and ribena

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
ingrate

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
what about a nice 25yo laphroiag and coke

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
as long as it's decent quality coke, not cut with drain cleaner and shit, why not

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
I've got a good supply man,
if you're interested
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
YES

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
yuck , I'll have a strongbow

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Not dying of lurgy.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
Why put off for next weekend what you can do this.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Your mum.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
live from the lake!!!!
Not really, but I will be fishing
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Probably not
You?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Dunno.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
Capital
Want to do something?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
keep your sick bald dating to gaz plz.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
I will not let you ruin this for me Windy, I won't

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
yeah

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
Cool

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
I might have accidentally agreed to an eight hour car journey with my parents
which I think will be a terrible mistake
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
I'm on a bus!

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
what's on telly tonight planearm?

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
Got on a bus.
Ate a pasty.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
motherfucker

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
GET OFF THE BUS,
THERE'S A BOMB, IF IT GOES ABOVE 50 THE BOMB ARMS, IF IT DROPS BELOW THEN IT EXPLODES. DUDE. GET OFF.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
Where are you going to?

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Look Baldmonkey,
I'm not sure you're helping things here with the dull Friday Weekend plans thread.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
Sorry.
Hang on... I've had an idea.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)