Because we're not all vulgar creatures like you Manolith
Some of us are capable of lifting our minds higher than the gutter.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)

go on then

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)

*lifts*
There..see?

My dining room is finished. It looks WELL SMART.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)

well done.

( MONO!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)

Thank you Mono

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)

din wank
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)

Ah, the Masturbatorium
Installing sky lights turned out to be a terrible mistake
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)

Your sig is twisting my melons, man.
One is funny. One isn't. They'd average out and make you a mediocre comedian like Bernie Clifton.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)

Someone on /offtopic said I was an unfunny cuntshit, or something
and then asked if I was 'Michael McIntyre or Stewart Lee or sumfin'?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)

was that on off topic?
shit those guys are pricks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)

I don't know, might not have been
It was that time I posted Baldmonkey's replies to that person that had him on ignore. Much fun and anger ensued.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)

Blimey.
I didn't know sane people visited to /offtopic. I thought it was like Broadmoor for the web.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)

They can be pretty spiteful
But there are the odd few that seem alright.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)

I can't figure out the strike through tags and am going to leave this as a monument
to my retardeny.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)

<s> </s>, innit
only they don't work in the subject line
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)

Huh, some mod you are

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)

only they don't work in the subject line I AM A MODPRICK DURRRR
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)

Aa godda wodden spooon duuuuuurrrrr

( MONO!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)

no respect

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)

SMELL FART, more like
i'm feeling very mature today
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)

5 points!
I would've also accepted 'Whining Room'
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)