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Shaving it with a razor is nigh-on impossible
I Immac'd them when I was younger, but it made them go bright red, and they stung for hours.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
I've never felt the need to have hairless bollox

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
I did a lot of things without thinking when I was a kid
halcyon days
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)
like getting married!
oh hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
You got married when you were a kid?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)
No
I realise now that the joke isn't entirely accurate.

Still...women, eh!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
My wife and I are in the iron and steel business
She does the ironing, I do the stealing!!!!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
I thought she was in finance

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:50, archived)
Yeah well then you thought wrong

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
I need to update my spreadsheet

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:02, archived)
A former mate of mine has his block and tackle waxed every three months.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:36, archived)
Any reason why?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
I never did find that out.
The way he talked about it made it sound like it was an excuse to boast about how much of a hard case he was for being able to withstand the pain.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:49, archived)
Hard IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS more like!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
Trust you to think of that.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)
i can think of a reason

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
Is that reason "to make his otherwise tiny cock look a bit bigger"?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)
that and avoiding pube/teeth interactions

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:56, archived)
Hmmm.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)
it'd make a difference with the ladies

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:07, archived)
Yes
They'd probably think "this guy spends a lot of time worrying about grooming himself. He's almost certainly gay."
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)