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morning

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 7:13, archived)
yeah, hi

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:07, archived)
are we the only cunts working today?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:12, archived)
I wish

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:15, archived)
^Skee-lo

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:16, archived)
dunno who that is soz

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:21, archived)
that's Richard mcbeef
you know, off the internet
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:33, archived)
I only recognise his name from toilet walls

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:41, archived)
i started to doubt whether i was supposed to be in today as i walked through the almost empty car park
fuckin' academics get an extra week off
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:53, archived)
I wondered the same thing
because before the break, my boss said "speak to you on the third". He just meant him, apparently.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:54, archived)
my wife works in an EU-related place
and they get nearly four weeks off around this time for all the international holidays.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
ur gonna get sacked

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
oh thank god
for a second there I was worried it was going to be something bad
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:05, archived)
are you up for some Christian mysticism later?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:16, archived)
you bet

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:23, archived)
'member 'you bet'?
with matthew kelly. 'member?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
In his pre-Yewtree fame.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
Flex those glutes like you mean it.
Morning.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:23, archived)
glute-free m8

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:41, archived)
^ ballsacktose-intolerant

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:43, archived)
isn't it unlucky to still have the christmas icons on?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:26, archived)
Are you ready for twelfth night?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:36, archived)
^dressed up as his sister

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
This is probably a Shakespeare reference,
and thus can get fucked.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:51, archived)
uncultured swine

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
I've read and seen plenty of Shakespeare, so I'm cultured like a particularly active bacteria.
I just think it's all rubbish.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
Wotcha.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:29, archived)
Kent reprezent

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
Kent can get fucked, too.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:01, archived)
Feliz Año Nuevo

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:44, archived)
Szczeszliwego Nowego Roku

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
fuck

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:49, archived)
+fuck, let it all uck

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:50, archived)
happy new etc!
feeling better yet?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
no

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:24, archived)
:(
Just booked Kerridge's gaff for my wife's birthday. You have to book four months in advance ffs
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
Yikes
Any moving news?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
All on for the 13th
Unfortunately the Mrs has been diagnosed with arthritis in one hand and has a bone shard in it - basically she can't lift anything. Great timing
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
Can't you just strap it all onto her back?
What is she, lazy or summat?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
she's WELL lazy m8

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)
WOMEN, am I right?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)
Rig up a parcel hook system so she can carry things one-handed.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)

Kerridge's Dean
+ney
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
best stripogram on the circuit m8

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
haha
I'm willing to bet he's cheaper than Kerridge's.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
if god can cure this fucking flu, I'll go to church every fucking week

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
have you tried any rhythmic chanting?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
Jesus, of course I have
Do you think I'm stupid or something?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
are your chakras in order?
I did notice you were playing with them a lot over the weekend
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
they ache a bit, if that's what you mean

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:54, archived)
a bit, yeah

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
in b4 afternoon

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:56, archived)
glad someone made the effort

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
Happy new years

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
same to you
any resolutions?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:22, archived)
1920 x 1080?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
kill yourself

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:52, archived)
Nah , you?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:46, archived)
no promises, just weak suggestions
Improve my Polish, get a pay rise, cash out my bitcoins
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
i bet there's some good watches coming out this year, eh?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
Baselworld in march , what will we see, I just don't know

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
I am full of cold
there is coughing and snot and I'm freezing
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:33, archived)
just die already

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
I've had the lurgy the whole of fucking Christmas
today it's actually knocked me out. I can barely move.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:53, archived)