Can't you just strap it all onto her back?
What is she, lazy or summat?
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)

she's WELL lazy m8

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)

WOMEN, am I right?

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)

Rig up a parcel hook system so she can carry things one-handed.

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)