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Hi cunt's
Waki customer of the day: Hassan Zaini

Bet he's a right character!
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:47, archived)
I mean, it's probably not pronounced like that.
You know, because they're weird.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:49, archived)
Plus they have smelly food

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:25, archived)
Don't rent your flat to them, never get the smell out of the curtains

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:43, archived)
And they'll have like five families to a room or something

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:07, archived)
They shit in the bath

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:27, archived)
and keep livestock in the kitchen

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:30, archived)
Are you sure you're not thinking of northerners?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:06, archived)
what's the difference?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:43, archived)
this is another yam/sweet potato question, isn't it

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:49, archived)
let's call the whole thing off

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:50, archived)
agreed

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:53, archived)
Sweet potatoes are orange inside, yams are white, hth

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
I think that's coconuts.
Or maybe oreos.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:05, archived)
Ok, I can't help you

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
F'Quun Wahnkir

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:50, archived)
great guy knew him well

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:52, archived)
Paul Hiscock

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:55, archived)
The apprentices were in stitches because of Cockburn port

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:59, archived)
Do you work with 12 year olds?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:00, archived)
18 and 21

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:05, archived)
A bottle of Mount Gay would blow their minds.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:15, archived)
mount gay piss

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:24, archived)
groomer alert

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:16, archived)
did you smash the bottle and glass them with it?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:02, archived)
No, I'm no thug

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:06, archived)
Try them with a mount gay rum

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:15, archived)
I confess to having got this from Reddit but fucking hell: Gay Hitler!
search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?gl=allgs&gsfn=Gay%20L&gsln=Hitler&gss=seo&ghc=20&geo_a=r&geo_s=us&geo_t=us&geo_v=2.0.0&o_xid=62916&o_lid=62916&o_sch=Partners
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:25, archived)
My friend's mum was called Gay.
This was never a source of amusement.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
In retrospect, this is quite surprising.
You'd think teenage boys would have found it hilarious.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:30, archived)

www.imdb.com/name/nm0780667/
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:47, archived)

www.imdb.com/name/nm0126183/?ref_=nv_sr_6
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:49, archived)
lol, a man with a girl's name!

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:55, archived)
might delete this subthread

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:11, archived)
might delete my account

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)
I'm deleting as I type this

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)
alright matt hardy

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
alright brother nero

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:04, archived)
well, you knew i'd come

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:06, archived)
Knows a lot about front gardens.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:54, archived)
lololol

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
I went to school with a German boy called Carol.
He was a right cunt.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:20, archived)

a right cunt but a fool
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:00, archived)
haha
you're old as fuck, grandad
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:04, archived)
40 in a few weeks.
I'll thank you to not remind me about it.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:55, archived)
I hate to conform to stereotypes, but I've had the best time ever in my 40s

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:00, archived)
sounds Iraqi
probably extremely pious and serious.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)

ly pious and serious
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:58, archived)
TO THE MAX

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:12, archived)
Isn't he a cousin of Abdul L'al-Waqqi?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:55, archived)
Rolf Copter

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:02, archived)
Baldmonkeys Turkish couzzzzzz

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:58, archived)
couzzzzzzcouzzzzzz

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 10:59, archived)
Rob you missed out
i.redditmedia.com/PA1PrG2z2CLzeMriDaC77gkwvNG2babgD0m8G39XK4k.jpg?w=432&s=5dc48b52ccb2c32471ec6eb7fa12eb64
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:17, archived)
oh no! what's he going to do for lunch?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:21, archived)
WOAH

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:25, archived)
I dated a Hassan once
He was a bit of a prick.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:21, archived)
Was he in the habit of chopping?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:26, archived)
lol

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
Not that I was aware of

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:54, archived)
Shaft or helmit?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:28, archived)
+magic

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:30, archived)
Bit lacking on the customer name front so far, best I've had is a Whitehorn

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:38, archived)
Lol, horn

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:43, archived)
happy birthday, Cicero

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:54, archived)
All the best mate!

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 11:55, archived)
he was a bit of a prick, no offence

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
'No offence, prick' is an anagram of 'Cicero'

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:11, archived)
correct

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:28, archived)
It's Schumacher's birthday too.
I sort of wish he was dead, it might be less cruel than him being a vegetable with nearly no hope of recovery.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:29, archived)
worst shoemaker ever

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:31, archived)

sneakernews.com/2014/04/15/nike-zoom-turf-michael-schumacher-retro/
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
They look like good shoes for giving those Thai massages where you walk on people.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
Disgusting

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:44, archived)
didn't he have a birthday last year?!
haha, no. seriously. have a great one, big C
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:35, archived)
Cancer?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:37, archived)
Cock?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
It's my dogs birthday today too. She's 1 whole year old.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 13:56, archived)