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I loved the episode when Margret undoes her nightie, bares her pouch, and says to Victor "Get a load of this you misanthropic twat."
"I don't believe it! Now there's two misanthropic twats here."
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 16:18, More)
I stopped when a uni professor approached me in a pub
and asked if I was the bloke wot sold porn, and asked to see my inventory.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:39, More)
Then follow it up with "read this"
and do a big guff
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 12:37, More)

it's a bicep
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 11:14, More)

hospital donkey sanctuary/french language school
(N H) * 4
(, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:04, More)
That reads more as a gay welcoming comittee

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:52, More)
I liked her in those Iceland adverts

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:33, More)
those little foamy prawn-shaped ones

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:02, More)

Omaar had agreed to be the patron of the charity or whatever that was behind it and the woman MCing the evening spent the entire time fawning over him and trying to tug on our heartstrings...probably the cringiest cringefest I've been to in my life.? Rhooby Rhooby Rooo!
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:21, More)
Surely that's just another jus bar?

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:16, More)
M'duck

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:06, More)
LinkedInshallah

(, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 8:46, More)
Biggy made me laugh last night
He said that his brother's hair made him look like his mum was Lego and his dad was Playmobil. I thought that was quite inventive
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:17, More)
They think they've got problems
My son got 5 minutes time-out at after-school club for writing 'bumhole' on the board. #ashamed #failedasaparent
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 16:12, More)
don't use mac in anger

(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 10:32, More)
I wish you'd put me in a nicer coffin
I wish I'd been a boffin
I wish I hadn't died due to wank-related coughing
I wish I wasn't sat dressed in black in a chapel
stiff, alone and rotting
(, Wed 22 Mar 2017, 11:22, More)

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