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Jesus fucking christ, what do you want to know ?
Ode to /talk :
b3ta talker burning bright
like a man-vole soaked in shite.
What immortal board of key
could type such constant wankery ?
What cold hand, with all its might
could send all decency to flight ?
What dread mind, what dread heart
consents to anal from the start ?
In what distant glade or copse
wert thou raised by stoat and fox ?
What foul carrion debauchery
ended thy virginity ?
And when the mongs are all in tears,
when castigated are the queers.
Does the writer pause a bit,
to draw upon his mum in shit ?
b3ta talker burning bright
up and wanking all the night.
Abuses n00bs wild and free,
then charges sailors 11p.
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Jesus fucking christ, what do you want to know ?
Ode to /talk :
b3ta talker burning bright
like a man-vole soaked in shite.
What immortal board of key
could type such constant wankery ?
What cold hand, with all its might
could send all decency to flight ?
What dread mind, what dread heart
consents to anal from the start ?
In what distant glade or copse
wert thou raised by stoat and fox ?
What foul carrion debauchery
ended thy virginity ?
And when the mongs are all in tears,
when castigated are the queers.
Does the writer pause a bit,
to draw upon his mum in shit ?
b3ta talker burning bright
up and wanking all the night.
Abuses n00bs wild and free,
then charges sailors 11p.
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» Beautiful but Bonkers
I met a really beautiful girl
who was mental.
When her carers werent looking I smuggled her off the sunshine coach under an old anorak. I took her too the woods and told her about the magic snake who could cry milk.
She gave him a kiss.
They've never found her.
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 15:08, More)
I met a really beautiful girl
who was mental.
When her carers werent looking I smuggled her off the sunshine coach under an old anorak. I took her too the woods and told her about the magic snake who could cry milk.
She gave him a kiss.
They've never found her.
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 15:08, More)
» Cougars and Sugar Daddies
When I was a lad
I had a best friend, we used to do everything together, long walks, play, discovering the world, getting into scrapes. The usual stuff.
One day I got an erection and just thought I'd stick it in her for a laugh. She didn't say anything, just let me grunt away for a couple of minutes till I'd finished. I lay back, exhausted and a little ashamed, she ran off into some trees.
I lay there for some time, worrying I'd broken our friendship permanently, but soon she was back, licking my face with warm affection.
I was 14 when this happened, she was 5, but in dog years that's 33, I dont know if that makes me a cradle snatcher or a granny grabber ? All I know is that it was the start of something beautiful. We're still together now, 24 years on. She died some time ago, but I had her stuffed and with the help of some modern technology, I we still enjoy a healthy sex life.
Sorry for the length.
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 9:18, More)
When I was a lad
I had a best friend, we used to do everything together, long walks, play, discovering the world, getting into scrapes. The usual stuff.
One day I got an erection and just thought I'd stick it in her for a laugh. She didn't say anything, just let me grunt away for a couple of minutes till I'd finished. I lay back, exhausted and a little ashamed, she ran off into some trees.
I lay there for some time, worrying I'd broken our friendship permanently, but soon she was back, licking my face with warm affection.
I was 14 when this happened, she was 5, but in dog years that's 33, I dont know if that makes me a cradle snatcher or a granny grabber ? All I know is that it was the start of something beautiful. We're still together now, 24 years on. She died some time ago, but I had her stuffed and with the help of some modern technology, I we still enjoy a healthy sex life.
Sorry for the length.
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 9:18, More)
» Stupid Tourists
This tourist came up to me
and said "I'm slightly lost, can you direct me to the train station"
Can you beleive it ?
Didnt even know where the train station was ?
What a cunt !
I knew where the train station was when I was fucking ten years old.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
The yanks have the right idea, blow the cunts up before they turn up in your country wearing a camera and asking for directions.....
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 12:26, More)
This tourist came up to me
and said "I'm slightly lost, can you direct me to the train station"
Can you beleive it ?
Didnt even know where the train station was ?
What a cunt !
I knew where the train station was when I was fucking ten years old.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
The yanks have the right idea, blow the cunts up before they turn up in your country wearing a camera and asking for directions.....
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 12:26, More)
» Spoooky Coincidence
Double helphing for Vera
One night I had the horn.
I remembered that there was a dear old bewildered lady living next door called Vera. She was game for anything so I decided to pop round there and tell her I was a doctor and needed to put my "thermometer" in her mouth to take her temperature.
When I got there the door was open, so I went in. And what do you think I saw?
My Dad, dressed in a Drs outfit pumping hot gobs of rancid man fat into Veras mouth.
Oh how we laughed at her funeral!
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 9:40, More)
Double helphing for Vera
One night I had the horn.
I remembered that there was a dear old bewildered lady living next door called Vera. She was game for anything so I decided to pop round there and tell her I was a doctor and needed to put my "thermometer" in her mouth to take her temperature.
When I got there the door was open, so I went in. And what do you think I saw?
My Dad, dressed in a Drs outfit pumping hot gobs of rancid man fat into Veras mouth.
Oh how we laughed at her funeral!
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 9:40, More)