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» Council Cunts

Scottish Borders
My 17yo son got fed up having to walk the 5 miles down the hill (we live in the country so no public transport) to screw his underage girlfriend - so declared himself homeless.

Our council tax is now paying for the little shit to be put up in a rent free, heating bill free, ensuite free laundrette, one double bedroomed flat 2 minutes away from the girlfriend.

And we can do fuck all about it because of bureaucracy - the homeless goons won't even speak to us - the council haven't even contacted us to look at mediation or let us know where our son is (that one wasn't tricky as there is only one homeless set of apartments near his girlfriend)

So looking for an all expenses paid shagpad - contact the Scottish Borders Homeless Department immediately!
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 16:18, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Pass by name
New Scientist ran (and gave up due to the vast amount of input) a letters page section on nominative determinism.

My favourite ND day included meetings with Quentin H Todslaughter (and no he wouldn't reveal what the H stood for) and Cornelia Boldyreff of SWURCC (which I assumed was an anagram for something particularly rude)
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 17:52, More)