b3ta.com user Max Harvey
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I wish I had Photoshop at work.

That is all.

Recent front page messages:

Trips off the tongue.
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(Fri 8th Mar 2024, 10:35, More)

Portrait of an Artist (Leisure Centre Pool with Two Figures)
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(Thu 29th Feb 2024, 15:09, More)

bin dun?
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(Thu 15th Feb 2024, 12:31, More)

Torrance of complaints...
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(Wed 7th Feb 2024, 9:42, More)

Quick one on MSPaint.
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(Tue 19th Jan 2021, 12:41, More)

Best answers to questions:

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I asked a Scottish farmer...
if he'd consider replacing his cattle prod with an electric guitar.

He said he preferred acoustic.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:29, More)

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Procol Harum built the biggest sandcastles because they used a wider shape of pail.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:16, More)

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Why is there only one animal in my stable?
Just big horse.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:15, More)

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You can get a Manx cat fixed at any high street retailer.

(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 8:17, More)

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Adam Ant reckons the Poirot novels sound too complicated.
I told him, "Read Hercule, it's nothing to be scared of."
(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 7:42, More)
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